Why does Yea Forums hate elves so much?
Why does Yea Forums hate elves so much?
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annoying, arrogant dendrophiles
their extreme promiscuity
start a thread on /tg/
Because v is full of them, just like tg.
I like elves and think they are a noble people with a lot to learn from
Because they're pointy-eared leaf lovers
w-WHAT?
Elves are for slavery, lewds and force breeding. They are not people.
Prove me wrong
Because elves are code for white people and Yea Forums is full of cucks that like to see elves get GREENED
because they're fat
honestly just because they're the most popular choice/favourite.
Also more of a Dwarf-guy myself
Yea Forums is a hollow board that only steals memes from other, superior boards without understanding them
Fuck Nords and fuck Talos.
Probably one of the least interesting of all fantasy races. I'll even take the short drinking Scottish guys over them
All roastoids go for elves every time
Also creepy nu-males
because
>/tg/
>superior board
>2019
>Elf Lives Matter
yeah right
Only Dunmers and Dwemers are fine elves.
disgusting knife ears
>blackpilled bitter incel coping by projecting
>retards will consider this to be anything but drivel
Cause they haven't read Tolkien and don't know what actually made them cool.
I love them though
They're like slutty jews.
Most people do, because they are often done wrong and just a superior version of human race.
Fuck N'wah and praise Azura.
found the short, weak, slovenly cuck
fuck elves
Elves in the 90s
Nagi Ichi a best
Vanilla > Blueberry > Chocolate
memes
>blackpilled bitter incel coping by projecting
the state of 2019 posts
I love elves on a regular basis
Elves in 2019
What happen to our one proud race fellow Elves?
Does Yea Forums like ogres?
Proud race of cock sleeves
I want to hug and hold hands with elves
slutty and arrogant
>does Yea Forums like the niggers of the fantasy universe
idk what do you think
You've got the wrong board, that's /tg/ (très gay/very gay) for you.
the only cool ones are from Warhammer.
I do like Elves, I just like raping and oppressing them.
Nippon got a hold of them.
People stopped reading Tolkien and started reading retarded doujins and MMO-flavored light novels.
I thought this would be one of those funny 'describe something non-human as good and then casually drop a "we" in the middle of it to imply the person writing it is one of them' pics. Got dumb freudian psychologising instead
That would be orks or goblins.
world of warcraft and the "people" that play elves on there
always wondered, do dark elves and humans get along in the WoW canon,? or the usual elves see them as thrash etc
Wizards of the Coast became infiltrated with jews so instead of creating a fantasy world for the sake of player entertainment they made one full of faggotry.
>tfw no plump elf gf
why even live
Me on the left
Fuck elves and fuck the empire.
Found the bitter nerd.
>plump
She's getting pretty fat now
Talos is a false god.
>all of them die during the assault on the dragon
Elves are dumb.
>Yea Forums is one shezzarine
I want to have sex with an elf for the sole purpose of reproduction with the lights on
Cute girl
Humans stopped liking the idea of a race being inherently superior to them, and since you're race is defined by humans, you are now cock sleeves.
Dwemers are fine. They genocided an elve race before exterminating themselves. So in the end they destroyed two elf races.
And Dunmers are cool.
Destroy anything else though.
They got fat
is this french
aw yea
This look like a tumblr porn pic put in 3D.
I want to rub cute elf ears
I can't begin to describe why, but it absolutely has some french quality to it
if elves were real they wouldn't even talk to any of you disgusting losers
is it female
>putting boobs on the female symbol so you know it's female
power move
False!
That's because their mouths would be too full of dick.
French here, I got the same feeling watching it. Can't really tell why though.
It's also strangely lacking animation frames.
Bunch of faggot dendrophilic holier than thou pointy eared cowardly little hippie twinks that think they're better than everyone else since they live longer, even though despite living longer and having all sorts of magic powers and being muh supreme mary sue race in 90% of fantasy they're a bunch of little bitches who can do absolutely NOTHING, who accomplish NOTHING, leaving all the actual hard work, all the fighting and dying to protect the world that they supposedly care for so much to the younger races. And that's just the high elves. Dark elves are literal niggers who compulsively lie, backstab and wear dark edgy leather clothing that looks like it came out of hot topic but turn out to be just as useless and cowardly as high elves, if not even more useless and cowardly because of the aforementioned compulsive backstabbing. Then, you get forest elves, who take the dendrophyllia and hippie bullshit of the high elves and turn it up to eleven, adding noble savage bullshit to an already obnoxious and self satisfied race.
Fuck elves, fuck drow, fuck eladrin, fuck altmer, fuck dwemer, fuck dunmer, fuck knife ears of any and all kinds. Elves only exist to be made into sex-slaves or used as firewood in place of the trees they love so much and any pretentious fuck who unironically plays a member of that mary-sue race deserves the same
I bet a good share of those lazy immortal fucks would have nothing better to do than shitpost here.
Am I degenerate for wanting to insert my phallus into a dark elf?
It's the stupid animation: slightly jerky, "snapping" into poses, full of useless movement
Also artstyle reminiscent of that shitty game/show/whatever. The one with the duck scene.
Since when do Dunmer love trees and not lobotomizing bugs?
No.
Depends, chocolate brown or coal grey?
Both are good.
They're just dark elves user
Take away the dendrophyllia, add in compulsive lying and you get a whole new breed of useless faggot
Orks. Gobbos are pajeets.
Older ones don't trust humans, the younger ones are curious about them and excited to work together
While I do enjoy grey, I prefer chocolate brown
When will the west catch up?
post best elf doujinshi
I don't, I want to breed with one but they don't exist.
>Take away the dendrophyllia, add in compulsive lying and you get a whole new breed of useless faggot
So, humanity?
They're fine.
Filthy N'wah. Dunmers are good people. You just can't understand our superior culture.
I'm the opposite. Though the two best are chocolate with white hair, or light grey with black hair.
NOH
Wrong. I was a nerd, and my favorite races were human and dark elves. Humans weren't popular, but dark elves were: all the edgy kids liked them.
Why does she have an extra hand under her chin?
Make me a sandwich?
Please post pics of elves getting their ears touched.
Your childhood elf friend in your pissant village
>he doesn't wear a cursor choker at all times
plebian
>Her ass is getting fatter
>Looks like my GF's
One of these days I'll pass out from improper blood circulation
The french can't keep getting away with it.
bluepilled
now, let me show you the redpill
It's not French user. It's from the guys that made Avatar the Last Airbender.
this cannot be real
You're right elfposter, the absolute worst of humanity are similar to dark elves. The absolute scum and filth of humanity are almost as bad as your average nigger-elf
Don't you have a daedra to suck off?
Aside from the porn I like my goblins better because they're rambunctious little assholes. I just wish there were more fantasy settings with human/goblin societies.
The french don't give a shit
Reminder: look but don't touch.
>It was fully animated and the duck was added after.
>We'll never have the uncensored version.
ARE SPACE ELVES FOR GENOCIDE OR LEWD?
You ain't seen nothing yet, dear.
Yes I do
I AM ANGRY
A very family friendly show.
You can always tell a frog cartoon
me on the right
Praise be to you, holy shit
Best girl. Dem hips.
>Fuck elves
OK
>Don't you have a daedra to suck off?
Enough to make you shut your whore mouth.
>french can't keep getting away with it.
look for Peepoodo & the Super Fuck Friends
you wish, tranny
>that shitty handwriting
it's like he remembered that he was drawing storyboards for 2 seconds and quickly scrawled the board number then went back to lovingly drawing tits
Noble elf swordswomen
tanishi is god's gift to mommyfags
hentai2read.com
wasn't she a mary sue of the highest caiber?
>this entire thread
They have the same problem dwarfs do, which is that way too many writers seem to think they don't have to try when writing them because Tolkien already took care of it.
At least the stereotypical average dwarf comes across as likeable, elves tend to just be cunts.
name a universe that elves haven't fucked up royally
*ahem*
With elves, watch yourselves
any universe where they don't exist
Elder Scrolls. But the Talmor is actively trying.
>jealousroasties.jpg
This is unironically true. Only mutts hate elves, and that's because of their insecurity.
Elf waiter at the local tavern
Bright
Incredibly
Unironically based image
>he doesn't want a strapping gf in full plate
Elves are pretentious faggots who get always seen as super mystical beings while they are just lame treehuggers, they basically do nothing but bathe in how overrated they are.
Brown elf > pale elf > dark elf
>every sword warrior ever wore full plate armor
when will this meme die? that shit was expensive and only noblemen woere it, most warriors only wore a chestplate and only during war, wandering ones wore nothing of armor.
>brown
No
yes, yes!
you can hardly walk in high heels, let alone fight in them and chainmail bikinis look ridiculous. It's not sexy at all to parade yourself around like a whore, the best qt3.14s leave something to the imagination
best female armor is realistic female armor, frilly battle-dress is a close second so long as it's at least somewhat functional
this user gets it
I love elves
Grey elf > Brown elf > pale elf > dark elf
Your dark elf adventuring companion
She's a bit uncouth and ill mannered...
Yes.
thanks lol
Personally, I prefer my elves to be black. And blue. With little splotches of red around their dead bodies
Does Yea Forums ever wonder if our fetish with elves being human and orc rape fodder will impact fantasy fiction in the future?
Does any non-pornographic fiction like this already exist?
not sure where the image implies that, why are you so upset over some handsome knight ladies
what are you, gay?
But who will service you and clean your home?
fuck mers and fuck humans
More of this.
Pants that expose panties like this are amazing.
post pics
>redead
CEASE THIS BLASPHEMY AT ONCE
Elves were eventually written as either massive sluts or Jews later down the line
Case and point: The eldar in 40k were such huge sadomasochists that they literally murderfucked a chaos god into existence
I've never seen a single game where the elves were trustworthy. Dirty rats are always up to something. Literally the jews of fantasy.
Ok
I HATE ELVES
god I wish someone would hug me
While its memed that "elves hate humans". I do find the fact that since Elves are long lived creatures. How would an elf deal with a mortal friend dying. Or a mortal lover dying
tastless, the lot of you
>wakfu
>shitty
I will cut you.
you got MANNED
Oh but they can
Its pretty kinky. I like it.
Modern day elf
Sexy Goblin shortstack maid
She'll also clean my dick
forgot image like a fucking tard
based
humiliate the elves
>Boethia and Maphala are male
Someone doesn't know the lore.
>gyaru
>elf
Yes.
Cute
*midget
Goblins are for genocide
a redead is an abomination of pure horror and evil
THEY MUST BE PURGED
you're right
they'd be eradicated immediately
You're tomboy elf childhood friend
She wants you to stop lagging behind and to hurry up to the river!
Boethia doesn't look pale.
If they were to fall for someone who only lives for a tenth of what they do, i imagine it'd be a good long century of them moping about until they would force themselves to move on.
Elves would probably only have non-elves as just distant friends or partners for that reason.
jet black is the correct answer
All those girls and my heart only belongs to one
That just looks retarded, doesn't do a thing for me. Sorry user
You're missing 2 of these
I'd post them but I'm currently phoneposting and don't have them available.
catch up to what? Pretending elves aren't just ugly people with pointy ears?
She's a perv who kidnaps children and grown people that look like children
Elf goes crazy trying to force immortality into their mortal lover
Midget doesn't have big titties and ass
Fuck off goblin slayer, go fuck cow girl or something
Imagine raising this. Making her cook, clean, run errands, and at night you use her as a cocksleeve.
A loving, devoted slave.
don't worry, once I'm done with her training she'll have all the children she wants.
but elf is a woman and fucks up so bad the world gets plunged into undead hell.
this is some ugly ass animation bruv not gonna lie
Rayla a cute.
You know I do.
imagine having taste
God I wish that was me
They tend to get fat very easily if you let them get addicted to fast foods.
Tis aight brutha
>grown people that look like children
japan was a misstake
posting for dark elf awareness
Try posting the accurate version next time.
Thought that was a different artist for a second
i'ma touch anyway
I don't have to imagine.
But would you survive the sex? She's a big girl.
God this anime looks like fucking shit and literal garbage in one fucking sandwich of bullshit
Mating press
both in whatever order you prefer
>tfw want monster girls to be real even though I could never get any
>girl
He has three kids
post that cute dark elf bound up as christmas present
fuck ow
that's gotta suck for him
Lmao i can't read.
YOU BETTER NOT
is this porn or a nice story
Those are disgusting drows, retard.
God I fucking hate your retarded kind
I'll touch her with my dick
elves are NOT for:
- kissing
- touching
- hugging
- breeding
shame what happened to her eye
She's tiny
She was a hobbit.
sex
So they are for FUCKING SEXUALLY FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF PERSONAL GRATIFICATION?
you're based but you're still a faggot
I didn't realize today was opposite day
Do elves fart?
ye- NO
thats nice
Even elves hate elves.
>play on an RP realm
>everyone is a 10 foot tall ugly "true horde" mutant with an inventory full of strength potions
>I'm just an ordinary blood elf
SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE
I never knew I needed something this badly in my life
The elf fears the catgirl.
IT'S NOT ON THE LIST, BUCKO.
Both.
FINE
FINE
FINE
GOD
I WILL MASTURBATE TO YOUR ELVES IF I SO HAVE TO
where is vomit elf guy when you need it?
Grab the tail
How hard is it to google 'dungeon meshi doujin'?
alith anar is pretty based, aside from that most warhammer elves are fuckers
He only posts on Yea Forums
yup thats the one
thanks lad
"elf", "netorare", "size_difference"
>genetically engineer both catgirls and elves
>they fight for the attention of Chad
this one is also cute
>"netorare"
-"futanari" -"western"
probably dissolve the body in acid and look for another victim
>those faces
>proportions all over the place
it's shit
To compare. And seeing as how in the latest chapter her Aunt's getting her into ice cream now there's no signs of stopping.
"orc" "rape" "irotenya"
the other faggots are wrong, this is 100% based
>"size_difference"
Is that the defacto mommy fag tag on ex?
this makes me more sad than anything else really
name of the artist?
Exhentai has no size difference tag. But if you type in size_difference on most boorus you'll find a bunch of images of small girls and big guys.
Hyocorou, before you ask
rent
Since when did based become a synonym for "fucking dumb"?
Archer elf
>spread communism in every country they can in the 60s
>indoctrinate intellectuals and create the modern Marxist ideology
>they don't give a fuck
yeah, we know
>ntr
why are they all childhood friends?
Did I move away or something?
Dude, she'll be as big as a house by the end of the decade if she keeps eating the way she does with how fat she keeps getting.
Elves being cunts is more true to Tolkien than most people who actually try to be 'true to Tolkien'. Legolas being a notable _exception_ rather than a typical example.
Elves are rats that demand the same benefits as Humans while trying to reduce human identity. Elves commonly migrate to human cities and then attempt to make it more elven from within. Thus, they are parasites that seek to take control of the hosts body and ought to be eradicated upon sight.
Furthermore, they know not the trials and tribulations of mankind. They've millennia to hone their abilities whilst humans perish in the blink of an eye in the grand scheme of things. They lure men to breed and, depending on the lore, the elves themselves are either infertile or produce half-breeds. Thus, the allowance of an elf in a human society directly correlates with a push for self extinction.
Elves sit about in their white towers and concoct magical schemes whilst humans farm and raise families. Even the Orcs are more respectable than an elf because they've the bravado to try murdering you personally whereas the elf whines and recoils if they are caught in some elusive scheme.
The Dunmer deserved their enslavement to the Lizards. Elves belong in the forests where no one can see their ears. They are Sirens, except, instead of the sea, they are on land.
I fucking hate elves.
>tfw no obese elf gf
It hurts.
Have sex.
>that elf princess who hates her arranged political marriage with a dirty humie right up until it's time to consummate
Fucking blood mages, I swear.
Elves are quick to detect lewdness
No sorry it's just unironically taking fantasy races seriously instead
>netorare
someone?
anyone?
ELF GIRLS ARE FOR HUMAN DICK
GET MAD AND STAY MAD ELFCELS
Elves see humans as crazily energetic and driven, though others see them as impatient and naive.
If this gets deleted it just proves what we all know (that the janitors are elves)
foxgirls > elves
I cannot be proven wrong
Bunch of shitters
I love them!
>posting porn in an attempt to get the thread deleted
This is sad.
fuck off, hum*n
they don't love you
in fact they hate you; they want you dead, your children enslaved, and they think it's funny
why are there almost no cute elves in video games
the few times there are elves, like dragon age or FFXIV, they seemingly make them hideous on purpose
it's like elves are being placed into an aryan category and so politically correct devs feel they have to make elves ugly (or not touch them at all) or else hitler won
squid version pls
Dragon's Crown
how'd it get out of its pen?
"elf", "netorare", "size_difference" "futanari"
Agreed
Made for goblin dick
thanks
>reverse image searching image edited by user
fuck you too
No human should suffer an elf not carrying a human child
"elf" "yuri" "netorare" "females only"
My faithful brother from a Sigmar blessed mother.
That is the dream, yes.
Talos is quite literally just trying to make nirn a better place and elves are fucking it up because they can't seem to understand chim and don't like how it technically gives a human the title of god.
would you give your life for an elf gf Yea Forums
Based
BASED G