Will EVO smells better this year?
Will EVO smells better this year?
>UNIST
>New Smash
>BBTag
Not at all
no
STINKY DAY
wiz removes melee
>no more cockroaches
>no more fat smelly man children
wiz adds unist
>triple the amount of ugly trannies
why no melee?
Because your mom died.
>Every other community has trannies
>Meanwhile Tekken
>Yuyu
>Tanukana
How can other communities even compete?
Takes too long to set up, matches take too long, they don't need visits from the health department.
Yes. Smelee is gone so it should smell normal
But user, SFV is the one with trannies. Anime games only have anorexic waifufags.
Why are the eff gee cee such gleeful corporate whores?
>Capkeks: WAHHHHHHH! STOP PLAYING MELEE! DON'T YOU KNOW ITS TIME TO MOVE ON ALREADY? I MEAN NINTENDO RELEASED LIKE THREE NEW SMASH GAMES SINCE THEN! WHO CARES OF THEY'RE NOT AS GOOD AS MELEE? SURE, STREET FIGHTER V SUCKS BUT WE ALL DROPPED 4 FOR IT ANYWAY JUST LIKE CAPGOD TOLD US TO! AND WE ALL THOUGHT 4 WAS WORSE THAN THIRD STRIKE TOO! WHY WONT YOU JUST BE GOOD LITTLE PAYPIGS LIKE US?
>Meleechads: No
>Capkeks : REEEEEEEE! FUCKING SMELLY INCEL LOSERS! STINKY DAY! STINKY DAY! STINKY DAY!
Don't you dare to jinx it user
>Melee
>If you're winning you're winning
>All of these shit games
>If you're losing here's a super epic special comeback mechanic that lets you win in one hit
yeah can't wait for these to all be dropped in 2020
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WILL LOOOOOOOOOOVE YOOOOOUUUUU
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>Meleefags: WE'RE NOT CORPORATE WHORES! FUCK CORPORATIONS! YOU'RE ALL SELL OUTS! FUCK NINTENDO!
>Nintendo: hey lol smash 4 is coming out wanna promote our new game in exchange for money? btw you won't be allowed to host PM tournaments anymore
>Meleefags: OH GOD YES PLEASE DADDY NINTENDO I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU
>PMchads: well there goes our game
are you kidding me? join and melty/unist community and you will see what i'm talking about. for some reason frenchbread attracts so much trannies. got "warned" on a unist discord after calling a tranny "he" twice so i just left
SF scene has a little bit of everything.
Because the game is almost 20 years old, has a new game, has technical debt with CRT and GameCube controller requirements and composite streaming, brings an odd fanbase who hate every other game, and although it brings views it doesn't draw dimes, nobody's buying adspace to sell arcade sticks or merch or even new controllers and for Mr.Jiz that's probably enough
UNI is the most trans-inclusive fighting game.
Is Tekken and SFV the only games with female competitors? At least in the relative mid to high tier?
Literally all FGC communities are full of cockroaches and smelly manchildren.
There are like 5-10 top tier UNIST and BBtag players that are trans. Pretty sure anime games are very trans inclusive
Anime games attract a lot of autists, so trannies are never far.
>Smelly meme Facebook smash post was made about smash 4 players
>More Smash 4 players playing Ultimate than Melee people
>Melee gone from EVO
>HUHHH WILL IT SMELL BETTER XD
Not likely based retard OP
>Hey guys, we've had a great 10 year run. We're making the new game a flagship of the tournament, though. Also, Here's a brand new community initiative to host your own Melee tournaments under the Evo brand, and a send-off highlight reel for 10 years of good times :^)
>Every other dropped game doesn't even get _named_
>Meleefags literally cry about this
>Arc Sissies still not realizing everyone has moved on from SFV
pathetic
>5-10
Really? I only know of this tranny that plays Merk, Burgertime or whatever.
Though desu I can see them letting trannies in. Poverty games don't have the luxury of throwing people out with their playerbases.
take a shower.
get a clue.
lift weights.
have sex.
Take showers
> smash is memed as having players that never shower
> Unist players constantly meme about bathwater
sounds like it.
at climax of night there were like 6 trannies there
>melee community is 1 person
the absolute state of anti-melee trolls
I don't know of any besides burger time and angel of sol, and I don't think either of them have won a major so I'm not sure if you'd exactly count them as "top tier"
Well you see, it's simple!
They don't need EVO, and don't require special treatment, they just...
Need EVO and need special treatment..
Its not worth the effort.
Because money fuels tournaments actually.
>but what about those honest homely ones?
When that person gets sick, none of the people that went to that tournament will be there for them.
Melee is the greatest game ever made
Just fuck off and make your own event, retarded meleeshitter.
Sorry, Melee.
It's just what's best for business.
Is there anything that can be done for the reputation of Smash fans at this point? Particularly Melee fans, but it seems to apply across all of them. You all know the memes about them being smelly, rude, and throwing stuff around like children when they lose. I was personally at a venue once where there was a Smash tournament going on, afterwards the room had to be professionally cleaned to neutralize the smell and one of the Smashers utterly shattered a GC controller supplied by the organizers, now that venue is considering banning them. My own girlfriend texts me almost every day with a new story about the Meleefags who populate the study lounge at her university to play Melee, says they always smell awful and are loud and rude to other students and that they're probably not going to be allowed to play in there next term. What's the correlation between Smashers and this bad behavior, and can their reputation be salvaged to where they're seen as a legitimate community?
>Meleefag: "THIS SHIT IS FUCKING INEXCUSABLE FUCK YOU EVO HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO US!"
>Normal Person: "What happened to saying that you guys didn't need EVO? Or that EVO is only EVO with Melee? Anyways, if its so important, why don't you make your own tournament in protest?"
>Meleefag: "WHAT?! FIRST, YES THAT'S TRUE EVO WILL SUCK THIS YEAR WITH US! SECOND, IT TAKES A LOT OF SKILLED PEOPLE THAT KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING TO MAKE A TOURNAMENT! ITS NOT THAT EASY!"
Pathetic.
Triple based and Hpilled
>My own girlfriend
trying too hard, sorry
next time you make up a fake story, try to make it plausible
>stinky day
>Melee stink isn't Ultimate stink, I swear
>Melee is based, it brings so many viewers!
Does Sony sponsoring EVO have anything to do with the games that get selected?
Remove the not fightam game so will be ok.
Why did you post a couple Ultimate players?
>the day will one day come where the last CRT breaks down
can't wait desu
>Melee stink isn't Ultimate stink, I swear
Where's Jump Force ?
All Smash players smell like shit user
in the trash
More like
Jumped in the trash
Forced meme
No but at least you'll be able to enjoy some refreshing bathwater
if only I had posted about that, or maybe made a joke about it
i would take stinky meleefaggots over unist trannies any day
evo is a joke
I haven't been around people who PLAY UNIST, so I don't know what they smell like, but watching tournaments and seeing the players, they look like the sort of people who smell, especially that one guy with the scrunched up face and the anime hair who's always at UNI tournaments, so we'll see.
UNIST regularly has trannies show up at tournaments. Guilty Gear has at least one I know of who performs pretty well, at least in non-Japanese tournaments, on a regular basis too.
no, because smash ultimate is still there.
first, they need to take a shower. second, they need to git gud at a fighting game instead of trying to be taken seriously with their "competitive" casual party games.
DOA has some good females. I think the winner of the highest paying DOA 4 event was a girl.
Definitely not melee. Anyone still playing it has severe autism
paging kevin nash
Imagine the kind of autistic dedication that's required out of a person to actually be good at fighting games. Now imagine how much more amplified the negative aspects of that becomes when it's concentrated in a series of children's party games filled with colorful Nintendo characters that happened to have just enough depth to be played competitively.