Team Fortress 2 Update Released

potato.tf

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Same. All my friends have either stopped playing Team Fortress 2 the award winning to the critically acclaimed Team Fortress, or they've never heard of it before in their fucking lives and would rather play Apelegs Legumes. The sorrow is immense.

BRUH LOOK AT THIS DOOD

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she got mad titties for a 15 yr old

she's like 20

We waited 63 days for this shit

>removed Sketchek's Bequest
Welp, guess it was kinda worth it then

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>[Undocumented] removed Sketchek's name from the axtinguisher

so did they just remove the flavor text or the entire buff altogether

nice armpits

they take the time to do this but they won't fix the fucking degreaser bug

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What bug? If there's a bug fucking email eric smith, he typically responds

the switch speed bonus doesn't work if you change weapons too quickly.

Then email Eric and explain it

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pretty sure plat pyros already have.
I sent them an unrelated bug report email a few months back and still haven't gotten a response. I know the comp community has sent them a bunch of bug reports that still haven't been answered like the demo det bug and bonk bug.

>Removed Sketchek's Bequest from the stats

Guess pretending to be terminally ill doesn't pay off huh

It works if you kill yourself or incidentally die.

AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL
MY EMPIRE OF NERFS

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RIP the sandman cleaver combo

God forbid Valve encourage and reward a player for having good aim. Fucking retards.

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RIP the sandman in general

>needing good aim to hit with the sandman
ha

>plat pyros
lmao

Should it be buffed?

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You do for a moonshot at least, and definitely if you're following it up with a cleaver pull

Yes, reduce self-damage so it becomes more viable for det-jumping

>mention TF2
>"Oh yeah I loved Titanfall 2!"

no it's already really good.
youtube.com/watch?v=hgSdBW9njK0&t=6m36s
afterburn cripples heals. set the whole enemy team on fire and they won't be able to do anything.
only reason why nobody uses it is because it isn't braindead easy to use like the scorch shot.

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Come on.
Titanfall 2 will never come up in a conversation.

He asked for it to be removed.

Dont you mean UGC Premium?? LMAO

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Doesn't mean we can't laugh about it

rework the scorch shot to buff the detonator

Tyler on suicide watch

youtu.be/0fCpAuxrQ_I?t=70

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nerf the scorch shot

delete this
my.mixtape.moe/pjljpa.webm
my.mixtape.moe/zzbamy.webm

>browses Yea Forums
>mentally unstable
pottery

>never heard of tf2
you need to change friends

>80% of the games weapons are fucking useless wet napkins
>The community and the TF2tubers that have their dicks sucked by them are still looking for things to nerf
WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT

YOU'VE ALREADY TAKEN EVERYTHING FROM ME

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>/gif/
i hope he's at least using UBO and isnt getting gookmoot's malware ads

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who fucking knows anymore man
i thought the point of balancing a casual game is to make everything bullshit so you have to out bullshit someone else's bullshit

rebalancing weapons != making them shit
valve's too fucking lazy to come up with good changes so they nerf them into the ground because that takes less effort

you can sell the aussies for profit you mong

fuck the dead ringer though

what was release dead ringer like? i dont remember the stats being as fucking horrible to play against like today outside of ammoboxes/guns giving you a full cloak meter

>there used to be like 5 playstyles for each class
>now there's 2, maybe 3
shit's fucked, man.

Making sure no items are better than stock is more important than making sure no items are worse than stock.

Picking up ammo while invis with dead ringer should refill the invis meter half as much as a normal watch but not refill the feign death ability.

90% damage reduction and that's all there was to it.

I'd argue that the dead ringer is more egregious in its current state.
Not only does it kill afterburn, it gives you a fucking speed boost to outside of flamethrower range without even trying.
Great. Why should I even spycheck if I'm not allowed to kill the spy?

Release dead ringer meant you always reduced damage by 90% when shot while it was out. You didn't get a speed boost but you could refill the meter with ammo crates. The dead ringer was literally worthless vs. pyros too since A: no speed boost coupled with the spy's original speed which was equal to the pyro's and the dead ringer didn't have a grace period that stopped burning.

This meant that a spy with the dead ringer could effectively camp a medium ammo crate and never die if he was smart as long as a pyro never came by.

Old dead ringer wasn't really overpowered since the spy wasn't really doing anything productive, just obnoxious. A spy with the regular invisibility watch was arguably better. The old Cloak and Dagger didn't accept ammo crates and was therefore fucking useless if I recall correctly.

It gave you a huge damage reduction at 90% but it didn't really matter when a good pyro could just airblast you into a corner and smack you with the axtinguisher over and over until it ended because it didn't give a speed boost or block afterburn like it does now. No debuff reduction either so milk/jarate lasted the entire time.

>playing 140+ hours of dull PVE for the chance of getting a weapon worth $50
get a job

thinking about it how the fuck would you even balance the dead ringer?
right now its overpowered/obnoxious as hell but if you were to nerf it so theres no damage reduction/speedboost/whatever, it'd most likely be another useless unlock that no one uses
should it just be removed entirely or limited in how many times you can dead ring per life or something?

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>removed entirely
Valve has made it clear that no weapon will ever actually be removed, even if it just becomes a waste of space on both your inventory and hard drive.

Remove the speedboost

>right now its overpowered/obnoxious as hell
it's really not. you lose most of the damage reduction after a second so it's pretty easy to kill the spy if you don't immediately lose him and he can't do anything for 10s while it recharges. dead ringer has always been a braindead annoying weapon but at no point did it ever make spy overpowered. he's always been the shittiest class.

It is a bloody pain to fight against though.

>join game
>match is already in progress
>check scores
>one team has double the scores of the other
>leave

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>it's your team

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dead ringer is objectively worse than stock watch

you are all genuinely just bad at the game

dont even bother disagreeing with me unless you can find a reputable tf2 player who believes the dead ringer is either obnoxious or overpowered in its current state. Its been gutted, and sucks, and the only reason you use it over the stock watch is because stock watch requires 40% more brain cells to operate

pretty much. matchmaking always puts you on teams getting raped because those are the teams people leave.

>Every
>Single
>Server

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I would suggest letting spy pick up ammo again and maybe slightly increase the damage resistance but remove the reduced debuff duration so jarate and milk will fuck him up.

I'll usually give it one life, and if it's clear that my team is hopeless, I'll hit the search again.

Is there any way to play the halloween stuff outside of halloween? I'm looking at the achievements and it looks like theres a bunch of different game modes I've never played before.

That's exactly it though, it's a shitty crutch only used by bad spies or kunai spies (bad spies)

i just want a good pub, man

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ITS BEEN FUCKING TWO GODDAMN YEARS AND THOSE NIGGERS STILL CANT GET A FUCKING FUNCTIONING MATCHMAKING SYSTEM
WHY DID THEY HAVE TO REMOVE QUICKPLAY

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find a community server running the maps

Change it so you get one speed boost + damage reduction that recharges when you get a backstab.

Casual Matchmaking was bad to begin with.
>hey let's remove the ability to join our servers whenever you want for a shitty matchmaking system and give ranks that do nothing but increase your epeen

OH WAIT IM SORRY
NEARLY 3 FUCKING YEARS NOW

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>use the whip
>hit a teammate
>clearly hear the whipping sound
>no speed boost
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE heck this hecking game its melee hitreg

IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO FUCKING RELEASE THE HEAVY UPDATE THEN ROLL BACK MEET YOUR MATCH
JUST FUCKING ROLL IT BACK AND NEVER UPDATE THIS SHITFUCK OF A GAME AGAIN

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>be top scoring on my team using a class I never play and without trying and being drunk and really not even good at the game
>my team has 5 people, all of which have single digit scores
>enemy team has 9 people, all of them have double the score of the second place guy on my team at least
Guess which team the next guy who joins gets put on

this

>want to turn my brain off and play a support class for once
>my team is getting utterly raped to the point where I can't do anything without being dogpiled
>have to play soldier for the six millionth time

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Based, I refuse to be cannon fodder for a bunch of sweaty autists in a party

The other team

>join pub
>put on losing team (or if put on winning team I'm autobalanced eventually for being 2gud)
>match is ridiculously stacked
>I quickly ascend my side of the scoreboard
>do everything I can to help team, encourage them, pick whatever class is necessary etc.
>almost always a one-sided loss every time anyway

I can only carry so much, bros

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>considers support class turning your brain off
hahahahaha

NEXT PART OF THE COMIC
W H E N
H
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LOL

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Remove self-damage altogether.

>Scream Fortress update
>Ghastlier'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't Gibus

building a sentry is a lot easier than having to outdm a soldier/demo main with his pocket kritz med gf.

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get on my level

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Never, I am disappointed too.
It ended on such a cliffhanger.

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good
being unable to shoot back after getting hit by something easy to hit with is bad

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you sound like the kinda engi that never builds teleporters.

>Love the idea of the wrap assassin
>It's absolute garbage, bleed doesn't even register half the time
When the fuck will they fix/buff it?

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Then why do they keep nerfing weapons that are objectively worse than stock?

engineer is not hard to play

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What pisses me off is that the projectile is fucked and will straight up explode in your face if you shoot it on a staircase regardless of where you’re aiming. I think it does the same thing on the mid point of nucleus but I don’t play that map because spawn camping is AIDS so I could be wrong.

because they annoy pubbers

>DUDE TF2 UPDATED
>DUDE WEAPON BALANCE DUDEEEE
>DUDE GABEN
>DUDE HATS
>game in question has been dead for years

Yup.
>looks at Sharpened Volcano Fragment

they're not working on the comic anymore. one of the artists confirmed it.

because muh trickle down balance

When did they add hats to Titanfall?

[citation needed]

>DUDE IT'S LIKE THE 20TH MOST PLAYED GAME ON STEAM DUDEEEEE XDDDD

youtube.com/watch?v=GRJ4rOiCYPc

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>last update: January 10, 2017

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IT'S HALF LIFE 2 ALL OVER AGAIN
WHY THEY DO THIS

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7th, actually. Keep seething bro, it bumps the thread.

>steam
lol
That means nothing.

>wrap assassin
>garbage
you just aint doing it right.

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When you're talking about games on Steam it does.

I'm not seething actually just tired of seeing delusional retards post on my board.

i feel like an abused housewife when it comes to fucking valve and their endless bullshit

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>DUDE TF2 IS ALL I HAAAAVE THERE ARE NO OTHER GAMES THAT ARE GOOD FUCK VIDEO GAMES DUUUUDE

I know that feel

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>TFW use fists of steel to kill another player in a melee fight
Nothing is more hilarious
Also who's fucking idea was it to give you -%100 damage resist to melee attacks with FoS anyways?

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>WWWAAAAAHHHH WAAAAHHHHHH NERF THESE OVERPOWERED WEAPONS AND THEIR UNFUN MECHANICS
>NO WEAPON SHOULD BE OBJECTIVELY BETTER THAN STOCK!!!!!!!!!!!
>oh uh crusaders crossbow is fine lol
>the medic really isn't useful to the team without it, right? haha

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good job beating up that strawman schizoid

>tfw the caber will never be good again

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give me back the old tide turner....

This is why I've stopped playing.
Team based competitive games are a scam.

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Consider

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who the fuck are you talking too?

What the fuck is the point of the Sandman? You need to hit a head hitbox with an arcing projectile and your reward is like a 20% speed debuff and 30 damage, like wow in the 5 seconds it took me to take out my bat and land that shot I could have fired an entire fucking clip of scattergun shots, how useful

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>you will never ever be able to fly to space with 8 stickies on the sticky jumper again

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Why do they have to make all the fun weapons so bad. I love using this or the cleaver or the classic but you're gimping yourself so hard

>he doesn't have a Pauling Pillow
Explain

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>What the fuck is the point of the Sandman?
Harvesting scout tears.
It's very effective at it.

Who the fuck seriously thought the sticky jumper needed a nerf
What the actual fuck

Whoa. tell me more. how do I sell them?

its too late now. The damage is done
community servers are dead and if they remove matchmaking now the game will literally die
fuck valve

She's a shit girl

people who didn't like having to deal with demos immediately jumping behind their team to spawncamp with no counter or health cost.

if you take the time to learn how to him the bauble, the wrap assassin can be one of scout's best melee options.
try using it as either a blindside shock tactic or an anti-escape tool.

STOP,

DON’T REMIND ME, IT WAS THE ONLY WEAPON I EVER LOVED AND NOW THERE’S NO BRINGING IT BACK

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Is just pills

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aim*

Yeah and if the fucking thing feels like registering

>he only has rockets how bad could it be

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you can still do that.
also it's just a demo with pipes, it's not broken at all.

They’d need to delete the sticky jumper then, since it still does that and no nerf will make it not do that. All that changed is that demo can’t teleport to the skybox.

2 stickies is a lot slower than 8.

Are you seriously trying to equate shotgun to winbombs?

just shoot them with a gun

doesn't change the fact that you can still do it, and it was never broken at all.
if you think it's broken then you're bad.

>Be tyler
>Bank account getting dry
>Can't buy my microwaveable chicken tendies from Target
>Shit might have to get a new job...
>Idea bulb goes off
>Make 30 videos in 1 week span speculating
>Each video gets like 50k views a piece
>I can now buy more chicken tendies for months
Feels good to be me

>decide to play sniper since i rarely play him
>doing decently good doing a lot of headshots
>one of the enemies i headshot is a sniper main that gets assblasted and switches to sniper and focuses on me all the time
i just want to play sniper casually man

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I fucked around in hammer for an hour. r8 my koth map

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Anyone else feel like Valve is just waiting for Overwatch to shit the bed one more time before they snipe the "hero-shooter" competitive scene?

>Valve planning shit
>ever
they're having a contest to see who can fit their heads up their own asses the furthest.

Looks comfy

too square, spawns are too close to the point, though you it's good that the point isn't sectioned off from the rest of the map like it is on harvest, nucleus, etc

>can be spawn camped by enemy from their own spawn

What's a fun underused melee that's fun to use for the scout? I usually run the Atomizer/Candy Cane for all of my sets, what are some cool ones?
Also what would be a good secondary if i'm trying to get something good with the stock scattergun?

So despite never practicing and just reading about it once I can pull off a ctap consistently no problem. However I can't rocketjump for shit and don't really play soldier, not sure how l feel about this

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>but he doesn't have stickies
so fucking what? what meaningful difference is there between a gunboats soldier and a sticky jumper demo? you think grenades alone aren't enough to kill people? demo has two primaries, losing one of them doesn't make him unplayable.

>if you think it's broken then you're bad.
tell that to engies who get their teles instantly blown up or the other support classes who will probably get killed by this clown who will run away as soon as a power class spawns. good luck chasing him down when he can instantly zoom across the map at light speed. this is the same shit as the old dead ringer. no I don't want to spend 10 minutes trying to catch you because you're a fucking pussy who can't DM.

valve has literally no plans at all, I honestly expect them to change nothing while epic attempts to buy the PC scene

As for the TF2 team, we are now almost exactly year out from Blue Moon and 523 days since Jungle Inferno and we have Z E R O information about the next update. No theme, no idea what will be included, we don't even know if it will include Heavy rework, though It's extremely likely it will, they have not communicated any information at all.

Nice sight lines
Side walls look bigger for more cover
Height of the above area not only provides demo sticky spam cover, but I assume engineers can turret jump up there and place shit there.
Although its square, for an hour thats a pretty good lookin koth map. Seems perfect for smaller servers, definitely not a 12v12 or 16v16 map though, it'd be too chaotic

Milk obviously. But I also like to use the flying guillotine for being chased by scouts. Just take a corner, don't let him know you know and let him eat it

I like to run Mad Milk since it forces me to kill people with the scatter instead of spraying and praying with the pistol. Plus you get huge heals off meaty shots, and you can put out fires or expose spies.

I know that watching Uncle Dane is a sin sometimes but I did watch his engie videos and I do remember him saying something in another video like "a little communication goes a long way"
We really need communication from Valve
Even something like "we havn't even worked on the update at all lol guys" would be good

>gif made from a shit pirated screencam circa 2006 is still in use
Whoa

>all this stuff about self-det jumps
I learned something really cool today. Thanks user.

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I generally stick to the PBPP and Winger depending on the map. Milk only shines if you have teammates coordinating attacks with you. PBPP offers the best of both worlds IMO.

Need a dispenser riiight here!

Wrap Assassin is actually pretty decent, but its also just kinda a worse version of the gullotine, just taking up the melee slot instead

Speaking of Guillotine, its way better than people think it is. Being able to spam 54 damage +bleed every six seconds, even faster if you hit it at long range, is really good on alot of maps

>mfw I recognize the background map as GM_Bigcity

I feel old.

>max box avatar fag
yikes from me buddy

dumb newfag

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What was with smissmas 2018 that made TF2 alive again? It almost reached a new peak for tf2 it was like 1,000 players off or something

>MFW is because of faggots like this that the dragons fury was nerfed to the state it was.

youtu.be/y7gOd9eMOsc?t=57

I unsubbed from the dumb motherfucker when it became apparent he had completely plebeian opinions on balancing. when he said "sniper main" it should've been a red flag.

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>watch and learn about Det jumping
>wtf I love Detonator now
>completely forget half the jumps exist when I'm in the heat of battle
>the odd time I do remember I end up fucking it up anyway

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Don't worry user, I beef det jumps in finals and die as the entire community has a laugh with me on stream. And then I respawn and try again. :3

I must be the only person in the world that's pissed about the Dalokohs Bar change. Not to the stats or anything but when you throw it out it uses the new model with the fucking thing on a PLATE. I want the superior halloween chocolate bar model back.

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>caring about the stupid world model and not the overheal removal

That shit was dumb.

>instead of just fixing the mexihealth gltich they just removed the overheal

classic valve

>implying
You can't look at the other shit they gave pyro in jungle inferno and tell me they intended to give him anything that wasn't unusable garbage.

why won't they just say something
ANYTHING
just say you're preparing a fucking update or say there will never be any more updates, for fucks sake

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>communicating with their customers
LMAO
you'd have to sue valve to get them to talk or do anything but sit on their ass all day

>can't use fempyro mod on casual servers
it hurts, lads

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My god that was hilarious
especially when you run into another demigod and start empying your miniguns into each other only to stop like halway through because it's so pointless and part

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Good, it's fucking garbage
the default pyro head sticks out like a sore thumb

>cant use mods in general
sv_pure was a mistake
valve was a mistake

>fempyro
>femscout
Can you just end yourself

I can't
HELP IT
curvy lasses in full latex and facemasks is my JAM

>radio silence on next update, not even a clue hidden in the files
>No community updates
>2 month gaps between minor patch updates
>Comic 7 Never Ever
>Cactus Canyon & Asteroid never ever
I'm sick of this timeline so much.
2016 was a fucking mistake.

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>2 demigod heavies locked in an eternal melee battle with the brass knuckles
>half the server stopped to watch the fight
it was annoying to be spawn-camped by these fuckers, but god damn was it fun to watch two of them go head-to-head.

I’m gonna play TF2 and destroy your tele RIGHT NOW fuckface

Whachu gonna do

>Cactus Canyon
Holy fuck l forgot this even existed
Can you even play tis on valve servers anymore?

nope
asteroid and cactus canyon could have been really good maps, I miss them

just imagine being a valve dev working on tf2. you're privy to information that thousands of people would suck your dick to hear. you have thousands of people willing to work for you for free just because they love the game so much. and you stay COMPLETELY FUCKING SILENT for 2 years without giving them so much as a single word
I seriously can't fathom this. If I was a valve dev I'd be giddy as fuck to talk with and tease the community. But it seems current devs are completely soulless and devoid of life or excitement of any kind

TF2 and a small amount of early beta warframe are what made me go from thinking all life deserves the right to survival to believing most people not only wastes of space by actual obstacles which only exist to leech off the existence of whatever they can retard their way into being involved with

nope.
I havent seen any server run it in 2 years either.
Cactus Canyone is effectively lost forever, and it fucking hurts to think about it.
>watched Cactus Canyon evolve from 2014-2016
>loved playing it, have so many good memories on that map
>suddenly erased from existence, cant even find a decently filled community server to play it on
I'll never forgive them for what they did.

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Valve doesn't say or do anything because they don't have to, you all sit there and take it and give them money for keys like the good paypiggies you are
Valve is slowly weaning you all off their games so they can stop wasting their money on games and focus on just being a server farm
They are so lazy they had the community making content for them, then sold it back to the community for pure profit
Now they're at the point where they don't even want to bother updating the game at all
I won't be surprised when Valve shuts off the servers for TF2 and then just sit around waiting for DOTA 2 to die so they can save even more money and just sell games other people make
It's all Valve wants to do, print money doing nothing

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i bet her dick is uncircumcised

Fucking why

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>occasionally get the urge to hop onto a server and pubstomp as pyro
>muscle memory is so honed over tens of thousands of hours playing that it just becomes boring because nothing except the occasionally gifted scout gives me any trouble
its an abstract kind of feel
I just wanna detjump and scare people with crazy flanks but it loses its charm very quickly when nothing can meaningfully challenge you

this isn't a flex, I feel like saitama, too powerful to have fun

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>playing game
>top 3 in the team
>cap objective
>die
>get autobalanced
>leave
Fuck you I'm not going to fight against the progress I just made. Get someone from the matchmaking queue, worst case scenario is that this happens

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they thought that they had to revamp the entire fucking Quickplay System to match the new Competitive mode.
Casual mode never needed to exist and still doesnt, yet they did it anyway.

>he plays reddit fortress 2 in 2019
Lmao

It wasn't your fault /tfg/
It was DoA
Now go and play apexlegends :^)

I knew TF2 would become this nerfed garbage shit the second they nerfed Sandvich for the first time. I'd kill my firstborn child if the fucking retards who post on valve's forums told me not to.

is a half jump like a half A press?

>tfw is a sub 15 person skeleton team and the highest its been in the past 4 years has been 20
>the tf team only had like 5 programmers, the rest are like 3 mappers, 2 modellers, 2 sound designers, 2 texture artists, and 1 story boarder
>the tf team ONLY codes from scratch, no 2 items ever use near the same code
>Hammer is a piece of shit
>The valve tools are hilariously outdated and awful to use and take a long time
>The TF team wants quality over quantity and denies community updates because it'd help the games longevity and because invasion was deemed as a failure by the tf team

I just want them to be transparent, hell even a blog post every 6 months would be great.

i bet the whole server watches in awe at your skill as you walk forwards while holding mouse 1

new to tf2, recommend me a game mode

this hurts
i play medic alot on attack/defense and i remember i did some of the most work on the team
i got autobalanced to the other team and i just left
it fucking sucks man

I feel like l was the only one who used the server browser

>>invasion was deemed as a failure by the tf team
any idea why that is?

CTF is a good starting game-mode but not for long because you quickly realise that CTF plays differently from every other mode
Play it for a bit, get the feel of it, and then move onto something like KOTH or Attack/Defend

>pubstomp as pyro
>pyro
ha

based valve absolutely btfo attention seeking pyro main

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you weren't

i said pyro not heavy

They did a shit job at marketing it, advertising it, and playtesting it. Half the maps weren't fun or were weird abstract gamemodes, and every weapon was just a reskin. The theme didn't really fit TF2's style either and felt half assed. Because of this it got a lot of negative reviews and the TF team has a very high level of quality they want to achieve. So when something doesn't meet their standards and its rushed, they deem it as a failure and try not to repeat their mistakes. It's why MYM hasn't gotten an update in years besides patches, because they deemed that a rushed failure and don't want to work to fix it until they can do a HUGE overhaul of it.

>playing game
>number one on team
>stomping the piss out of the opponents
>suddenly autobalanced in the last two minutes
>end up stomping the piss out of my old team

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yeah I pubstomp in 2fort too

This game is dead
Stop living in the past Yea Forums
You can't go back. You can't hide in your memories forever

>2fort
disgusting

badwater

>still in the top 10 played steam games
>probably still raking in a decent income
>updates are rare as fuck
What gives?

At his request.

>top 10 steam games
>dead

the beauty of a rock solid core game play loop.

Play KOTH. The games are quick, the objective is simple, and the objective doesn't change in-between rounds. The maps are also small, straightforward, and suitable for any class.

I meant like why is Valve neglecting one of their top 10 most played games?

Valve would have to remove it anyway given the fucking disgusting thing he did.
>Karma Charger left youtube and deleted everything

Seems like engineers are going to put sentries on wooden ledges and spawncamp everyone with Wranglers.

someone should rename their dead ringer "sketchek"

Nobody on the Volvo team wants to work on it, because its not "their" project. The only game actually getting work there is Dota, and that's because a few people - namely Icefrog - are still super into it.

I tested it, ledge is only big enough for 1 building of each from 1 engineer. Or, 2 sentry's, 1 dispenser, 1 teleporter.

this. just let me practice another fucking goddamn class for once.

it's tragically simple: they dont assign people to projects.
a majority of TF2's original developers, including Robin Walker himself, have fucked off to other bigger projects and left TF2 to essentially rot.
Those who actually work on the game are fans of TF2 itself, which makes it all the more appalling that people from the same community that lambasted the devs for being radio silent are doing the exact same thing to us now.
I say they either stop bottle-necking community updates or make smaller more frequent content updates.

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>trying to practice sniper
>N O P E

>other bigger projects
Like what? What the fuck "big projects" does Valve even have going on? Fucking DOTA and card game updates can't be THAT big.

>they dont assign people to projects
this is fucking disgusting

DOTA 2 and probably other unnamed projects Valve will never fucking release.
the one of the 2 masterminds behind the entire TF series moved on to fucking DOTA 2, the other left the company if I remember correctly.

>Valve "fixes" Pyro
>now the only strategy is to W+M1
Only faggots whined about combos

>reserve shooter, axtingusher, degreaser nerfed because WAHH TOO OP

literally every class is W+M1 except engineer
and sniper is just M2+M1

>Dragons Fury nerfed because it was too op.
>despite it being the weapon that required aim.
>casuals complained anyways.

I'am starting to think people just hate pyro.

You wanna know what gets my dick rock fucking hard and filled my brain with pure 100% dopamine?

Clicking on your head with a fully charged sniper shot.

>how it feels to play sniper

Same, I feel like cumming after 3 in a row

WHERE ARE THE PILLARS???

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That video was legitimately insightful and especially true on the bit about how your own shit performance looks the worst to yourself and anybody that happens to be countersniping you

Post Scottish Cyclops and rate other Cyclops

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>Those who actually work on the game are fans of TF2 itself
yeah right, the devs don't give a shit gabe just forces them to keep it on life support so the money keeps rolling in. I have absolutely zero respect for the tf2 team. they are fucking incompetent and lazy.

>they are fucking incompetent and lazy.
There's, like, three of them, as far as we know.

Gabe doesn't make anyone do anything. All members of a team are there because they choose to be. The core team are the same people that have worked on the game since its birth.

>reserve shooter
god
I miss her

My demo is the closest to stock out of all my classes. I just can't find any cosmetics for him I really like

I'm amazed Yea Forums. A whole TF2 thread without it showing up is impressive.

Is he okay?

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>love the idea of the wrap assasin
>it's absolute garbage, can't even pass through certain doorways and occasionally hits yourself as soon as you throw it

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i mean when you're literally the ultimate pcbro that looks at every single fucking nook and cranny of everything valve related, it can drive anyone insane

so what? there are things they could fix in 30 minutes if they gave a shit like the horrendous default net settings and competitive cvars and numerous bugs that the community has isolated and know how to fix but valve won't implement. sigsegv sends them detailed bug reports all the time, how long does it take them to actually implement these fixes? months to years. hell he's lucky to even get a fucking acknowledgement email and that's a guy who has reported several economy crashing level bugs. if you're some nobody your email is ignored. what about frontline or the mayann project? they're ready to go and could be in the game right now if valve cared or how about the community mvm tours titanium tank and canteen crasher that valve even created a badge for and were rigorously bug tested for months. does valve add them? of course not. Valve DOES NOT CARE about the TF2 community. as soon as the money dries up this game is going right into the trash can.

>All members of a team are there because they choose to be. The core team are the same people that have worked on the game since its birth.
imagine actually believing this bullshit

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I basically made him a jogger.

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you wanna know what makes me shoot thick hot ropes of cum 3 feet in the air?

playing gibus sniper then hitting the 2000 hour + usual sniper main with a body shot and then doing the default taunt

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Has Valve/Gabe every recognized him?

...

Post community maps

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he went to valve and interviewed gabe

>imagine actually believing this bullshit
The bit about the core team being the same since the game's launch is patent horseshit but "they're there because they want to be" isn't, look at Valve's flat-management structure. The people that work on TF2 are the people at Valve that want to work on it.

we should play some asteroid on the partyvan sometime

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god the tf2 mapmaking community is so creative

>people who start crying about w+m1 when I'm using the dragon's fury
Pyro is just an easy scapegoat for shitters.

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I genuinely believe TF2 to be the greatest multiplayer competitive video game ever created.

I agree.

Meet Your Match is fucking terrible and is the worst major update to ever grace TF2

>People can't single-handedly lift their team
Playing dota teaches you so much about teamwork.

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Stop bullying MYM

no fuck you user we need more dustbowl knockoffs and the ocassional forest.

>competitive
If by competitive you mean 2 opposing teams of players competing against one another sure. But if you mean competitive like on the phrase "e-sports competitive" then no. Which is a good thing

>The people that work on TF2 are the people at Valve that want to work on it.
Read the rest of my original post. If they had ONE programmer who truly enjoyed and played this game on a regular basis he would put out better updates than the current team does now. Hell I probably could do a better fucking job than them just copy and pasting community bug fixes and making blogposts because apparently that's too much effort for a multi billion dollar corporation. 500+ days of radio silence is not acceptable from any studio. I don't care if you're a fucking penniless one man indie dev team working out of a shack in a third world country you can do better than that.

being able too != wanting too
carrying every other game fucking sucks

fuck you kunai is a lot of fun

I wish we could actually play these maps instead of mariokart and harbl hotel for the millionth time.

i really like this image

Forget random crits, who thought THIS shit was a good idea?

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The first one.

>be me
>top score as spy every game
>literally cannot carry my team no matter how many kills i get as spy
>pick soldier or demo
>win
>mfw

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Just use the iron bomber lol

Spy cannot carry.

He can break stalemates but you gotta just zen and have a good team for do some pub shit stabs only.

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if they weren't random they would be easier to avoid.

what did you expect?
spy is the worst class in tf2.

youtube.com/watch?v=SqZ7Ehhz9zc

>top score as spy
>spy gets 2 points for every backstab
I wonder

this

Does b4nny have a personality?

you don't need one when you're a god gamer

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YOUR FEELINGS CHANGE LIKE THE WEATHER

dragons fury is just as dumb as any other flamethrower

Why doesn't he just switch to Overwatch already. What a fucking idiot to be playing a dying game when he could be make millions on overmeme

b4nny doesn't give a shit about money

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You just answered your own question with the first part of your second statement

I think the added difficulty for the demoman the random bounce/roll trajectory adds far outweighs any possible benefit.
If it weren't so 90% of demos wouldn't be using the iron bomber.

you must be one the people who has a quarter of my score every game playing a generalist

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b4nny is a lifeless entity designed by primeval forces to play tf2. He has no desires, sexual, mental or physical beyond tf2

Rate my 2011 soldier, just started playing again
>pic related, hat was named by Yea Forums 8 years ago

first dubs got to name it

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Except dragon's fury requires good aim to make any use of and is also a piece of junk.
If you really complain about being killed by a dragon's fury you should rethink your life.

I would assume you're another NPC-like F2P-only spic if I crossed your path

"Hat Penis"

iron bomber is powerful because they can be used as pseudo stickies and the reduced fuse time make them harder to avoid.
stock grenades are still better for catching retreating enemies or bouncing around corners and they go a bit further.
IB has a slight advantage yes but it's not like stock doesn't have anything going for it.

>dubs

What's a good way to start modding TF2? I really just can't ever leave this fucking game and I've always wanted to make some shit of my own for it

lrn2 battle medic

Bathe in the tears of friend and foe, alike.

Should just add a flamethrower with a stronger airblast, and that airblast can also do an airblast jump.

Thank's, doc!

sourcemod is the easiest method
if you want to go further look into source mp sdk 2013

Really?
I think it is one of the worst ones out there. Don't get me wrong it is fun at times. But 5cp and occasionally Koth just gets tiring in the long run.
What I never understand about the competitive community is why they never designed their own maps just made for 6v6. So that the other game modes have a change to be included.
And so there are other classes included besides 2 scouts, 2 soldiers, 1 demo and a medic.

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make sure to grab at least one waifu sign, buds
it will empower you and make you better

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>888 updates since flamethrower particles changed
>they're still blinding

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>right now its overpowered
did I time travel back to 2010?

i cant tell who that is

natsuki from ddlc

entry level taste dude

the heart wants what the heart wants

>What I never understand about the competitive community is why they never designed their own maps just made for 6v6
for multiple reasons
>Fundamental flaws with other gamemodes that need custom code to be fixed
>Asymmetrical maps take a lot more effort to create and balance
>Maps have to be bugtested and cleaned up over many iterations and you need 12 volunteers to do this
>6s players prefer to play scout/soldier/demo over heavy/engineer/pyro because they're just more fun
>6s players have no hope for the future of tf2 and don't think it's worth the extra effort trying to attract new players
The only 6s designed non 5cp map I've seen was pl_tapline but it kind of fizzled out.

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Competitive in the player vs player sense, not competitive as in the e-sports sense as stated in another reply. Fuck e-sports.

Valve just hates him because he occasionally reflects rockets and soldiers and their medic boyfriends get butthurt when they can’t fire through a long corridor uncontested.
They hate pyro so much they’ve:
>nerfed afterburn
>made air blast less disorientating and cost more/slower for more weapons
>nerfed axtinguisher
>changed weapons/passives so they counter afterburn harder
>nerfed dragon’s fury when it was only ever barely OK
Among other things. Him and spy just get fucked by updates. If anything they need to both be buffed or sniper/solly needs nerfs.

Can i play this game on 1050 ti?

TF2 is cpu bound.

no

Comp players are genuine faggots that actually actively hate the non-comp players and want to shit all over them and their fun. They're turbofags.

you'll be pushing it but it'll run

I play on a 1050 ti FTW, i5 and 8GB ram. Works flawlessly.

What if spy got a non-weapon item for his primary weapon slot, that increased his base move speed to 130%?

Remove UBERCHARGE

>TurboSpy makes a nonstop beeline to your engineer buildings and backlines every 20 seconds

>that actually actively hate the non-comp players and want to shit all over them and their fun
but it's okay when every tf2 thread is full of bitching about 6s and blaming them for valve's mistakes like the good little drones you are

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Yes, fuck you comp fag nobody likes you and every bad balance decision is literally directly your fault because Valve listens to comp fags that hate the game. I would kill and eat you just to display how much I hate your guts you fucking double nigger.

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>nerfing soldier
hhahaha
that's really, really funny

2019... I am forgotten

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Truth.

If only they gave the losing team a little buff for every replacement to balance the lack of coordination that revolving door results in. Then maybe it wouldn't be terrible. Like more/less time for the objective, respawn times or more players.

Give me the most obnoxious looking cosmetic set possible for Sniper that makes him too silly to take seriously but also just serious enough you get mad when he's in your kill cam

It legitimately runs better on linux.

Not true, I was watching Ster's vid on it just the other day and remembered that map existed

>"Spy sappin' mah se-"
>POP
>POP
>"Sentry down!"
Seriously, why aren't you using the Enforcer?

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Because that would require playing spy

>ugh the cowmangler essentially has infinite ammo
>it should get like 50% slower fire rate because spamming a corner is too strong in comp

I fucking hate comp fags.

>join game
>YOU FAILED

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who are you quoting dude

for you

The consistently best thing about the last few years of updates is that Valve bothers to include 3-4 community ones with each major update.
Pulling for Reckoner to get in, I want my faux-CSGO map

UNga

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put this on the perspective:

quake 1 in 2006 had hardly any players
team fortress 2 in 2017 and even now still has healthy playerbase producing new content and hosting servers

name another game that lasted 10+ years like that

Based

>Hitting 2k hours soon
>Still garbage

How do I get better?

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Play with me so we can be shit together.

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I hate this image

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We forming up a party lads? I'm bored

It's 2AM fuck it steamcommunity.com/id/crunchyfinn/

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source

MORE

People forget they implemented CS:GO style hidden MMR into matchmaking

reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/8mkp6j/i_studied_casual_matchmaking_and_i_think_it_might/

What the hell is all this crap? I haven't touched the game since it went free to play. Why all the changes to the axe?

I'm EU but let's go

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>join games to fuck around and not win
>have fun

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Explain.
Can you no longer host your own server? Is there no reason to look into the game I played 10 years ago to see if I can get some entertainment out of it?
I miss the Weeabootique

There is a Yea Forums server, but it's only open Fri-Sun.

Then definitely DO NOT look at this one

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>enemy team realizes if you have 10 pyros or heavies you probably wont lose

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>teams are balanced for once
>pushes are intense, victories are close, game is fun
>THE TEAMS ARE BEING SCRAMBLED
>all the MVPs are put on one team, rest on the other
>game is miserable now

do they still do this? I haven't played since like MVM

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most new 5cp maps are deliberately balanced around 6 on 6. Hell most of the maps in the game probably are, because it just makes more sense to.

>Be the only Sniper on my team
>Doing well enough
>Half the enemy team goes counter-Sniper or Spy to try and take me down, losing the game in the process
All according to Keikaku

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No, team scramble isn't a part of Valve's servers anymore, and it took a while for them to reintroduce simple team balancing if half the enemy team leaves for some reason.

>balance the game by making everything underpowered and unfun instead of buffing other things to make up for it

Care to enlighten us with good class based multiplayer FPS that aren't more dead than TF2 and aren't shit (so this excludes any BF past 3, Overtrash and so on) ? Dirty Bomb is the only thing I can think of and it's on its way to the cemetery. Thanks in advance.

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would be better with a farting/flamethrower taunting pyro

Balance.

Who?

source pls

oh man it was way worse.
>took a year to holster and equip
>thing didn't even crit
>had a massively reduced swing speed

>Can't spray in casual servers anymore because of some fuckers embedding viruses in their spray images and the images getting saved in the game cache in everyones computers, thus infecting them.

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Ah, nice. You just crushed one of the last shreds of hope people had for the game and its content.

The one piece of work everyone can universaly say they wanted to see is on fucking hiatus. Bravo Valve.

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any Yea Forums servers?

Keep an eye out for Party Van threads on the weekends

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wrap assassin is fun because nobody expect bleeding from scout nowadays
and I like to use the winger for big jumps since no atomizer but milk is great

what the fuck? how is that even possible?

>that brotherhood of people that stared at ye olden porn sprays
>those team truces as people watched fucking cheetus together, only for a fag demo to kill everyonebwith critkies
>that one guy who posted fucking furry porn and all the spies and pyros stared at it for way, way too long
>the ocasional "shit guys, I aint a furry, but..." with the entire server laughing their asses off
>all those fanfiction readings
>lost in the wind
Once I actually met LazyPurple too, way back. Lad had a pokemon spray with the gen 3 and 2 chicks in em. Fucking based dude, played a mean scout even in casual.

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>Blaming Valve
>When all 3 people working on the comic are independent contractors

That's why I can't see sprays now? What the fuck, I thought something was messed up with my settings

You know sprays are still like that to an exact T in current community servers and Lazy still plays regularly yeah?

Getting a double kill with the machina is pure sex just because of that kill feed sound effect. I wish more games had stuff like that.

You can spray your own spray and see it, but you can't see other peopel sprays.
Fucked up thing is that you can hear them spraying while denying you of the possible furry porn or delicious hentai.

That is how it works in casual.
In community, however, they work "normal".

I miss all those stupid ones that try and fuck with you like the crouching snipers and shit

wouldnt know, its been about three four years since I really played continuously. Ive seen the new update and I just played maybe twenty matches and left because that shit was beyond gay.

I know lazy since Im subbed to him and he is still a fantastic bloke, even if a comp guy now. Makes some quality vids.

this

>Its a "spray has big titty lady on it but getting close to it turns it into Aniki flexing at you" episode

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It keeps baiting dummies into pulling out their melee and sprinting into my uppercuts so who cares.

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>get 1 (ONE) backstab as spy
>suddenly 5 pyros on enemy team
>taunt when they kill me like it's some huge achievement
>frantically spycheck every corner of the map for me
>win because they're so distracted they ignore the cart
>and I switched to heavy five minutes ago
why are pyros so autistic?

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Tell me more

What's that house looking one? Looks like loss

newfag

does the pierce damage resistance actually effect sentries?

Ok discord tranny

those honkers are fucking massive

homestuck, andrew hussie's mistake

>Single spy uncloaks on our finale pointe as my entire team decides to be aggressive and move up

Why does this keep happening. Defend the fucking point you cunts

Yes but the Enforcer still sucks

>Single spy uncloaks on our finale pointe as my entire team decides to be aggressive and move up

Why does this keep happening. Defend the fucking point you cunts

>does the pierce damage resistance actually effect sentries?
desu the damage resistance got nerfed so you can insta gib sentries with revolvers too. still, never realised that was the intended purpose, actually makes a lot of sense.

Insecurity.

no just looked it up.

the Enforcer is a reliable two-shot against 125HP classes at close range. Whereas the regular Revolver takes three shots to kill them. The Enforcer has its uses situationally. I use it when I really want a particular Sniper to be dead and, for one reason or another, he's difficult to get into a position where I can backstab him.

Does it actually two shot them when you don't get a damage buff on the second shot?

Might aswell use the Enforcer for a close range surprise shot my man, that one time 20% damage boost doesn't really mean much.

Ambassador*

duuurrr

yessir, it'll be just enough to two-shot them. I've done it plenty of times.

I'm sure you meant to say Ambassador

im doing it, im downloading TF2 again. last played 4-5 years ago all I did was join 2fort and suicide demo jump to the snipers

>newfag

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>volvo looks at equip rates to see if they should nerf something or not
>completely forgets about shit like stranges, skin variants, australiums and killsteaks in the process
>shit like degreaser which is a straight downgrade still gets pretty high equip rates due to all of the stranges
>same with ambassador
>and sandman
>so those weapons are balanced despite people complaining, it's just a loud minority
Never underestimate a man's will to show off.
Too bad nobody at valve touches the game anymore.

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I miss community servers bros.

I stopped playing for about 5 years and I come back and everything is empty and there's no reason to use mods or custom maps anymore, there's no reason to make new ones either since everyone just does matchmaking. I think matchmaking was the absolute worst thing to happen to TF2 way more than anything else.

Removing crits from arena is the only one here that should happen
also bring back arena

>Arena has been removed from the game.
too real

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god damn this is perfect.

lol git gud

just checked skial 2fort is still maxed out at 3 AM, that's good enough for my autism

But people still make and use mods and mods are generated at an increased rate these days because of how easy it is with modern methods, community servers are also still going along pretty stable even if the general list has empty ones

Correction: Community servers that aren't insta respawn 2fort or turbine that run normal TF2 instead of minigames or trade. There's only a few left alive last I checked.

If you wanted to run normal TF2 then why wouldn't you just use quick matchmaking? Community servers are well alive for every minigame niche and there's many servers dedicated to only running community made maps that stay alive.

that isn't how the exploit worked at all, it just used ancient source builds/mods and shitty servers to send players with sprays enabled all kinds of garbage into random dirs.

how do headshot

People still unironically use the Ambassador

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gotta eat big pink cookies

razor back should just be removed from the game.
If you can't handle a spy dive bombing you you're bad. Doesn't matter how fast you can click on heads, you're just bad at the game.

Before making a balance suggestion:

>Stop
>Think
>Open up the game
>Check: Do I have 1000+ hours? If not, do not make a balance suggestion
>Use the weapon I want rebalanced for at least 100 hours
>You may now make your balance suggestion

You just got denied a backstab and had your shit beat in by a kukri didn't you?

no, I just shoot them but its a pain in the ass when they're near other allies.

>back stab the other guy
>sniper kukri crits you
>shoot the sniper
>other guy instagibs you

and its impossible to wait for their alies to be distracted because snipers are never close to the front lines.

spy completely counters sniper. if you can't kill a sniper as spy you're decloaking too close, or you're literally missing your shots while 2 feet away at a still target.

kay

pills should have their first bounce be predictable. just so you can actually angle them around corners properly.

>cp_nucleus
>shinny Australium sticky demo spawn camping
>play pyro and shotgun him
>blast him off the edge
>say at the end of the round how the enemy team doesnt have a good demo
>he went max salt mode
>switch to demoman and kill him with a random pipe crit
>hit taunts
>after the game he rages and comments on my profile
>check his profile
>canadian art student
>i

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pretty hard to decloak further behind snipers when they're right up against spawn.
its also hard to do this when they're typically supported by an engineer.

any sniper that sits his ass near a sentry with razor back will be nigh impossible to kill.

>inb4 well that's your fault and he doesn't deserve to die
but now hes shutting down the team and no one is good enough at twitch aiming to stop him.

lvl 2-3 engineer sentries should have 1 hp, no matter what, if they're hit by only two or less projectiles.

>it's a "comfy thread ruined by spy mains" episode
i hate reruns

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booties should gain airblast knockback immunity.

reminder the whining community killed tf2

>TF2 has 45k players on right at this very moment
>Peaked at nearly 60k today
>It's like this every single day
>They haven't even considered making a sequel or even regular updates to the game
Why is Valve so stupid?

actually decent, but it would have to mean the pill didn't tumble in flight
If that happened, fire resistance on targes would need to be reduced, but it's an idea that makes sense since with targe+booties you have no tool to deal with airblast

30something Seattle hipster bitches in the company who are the "popular kids" and control all the power behind the scenes will pull funding from your project if they don't like it

>killed
takes me 10 seconds to find a fully populated 12v12 game, so how exactly is it dead

The only thing it's dead on is updates and actual new content.
Reminder that we could've had TF2 cartoon made by the same guys that make Venture Bros.

naw

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Man I miss rubberfruit creations.

As far as Valve is concerned, TF2 is doing what they want it to do. Able to function independently with only the yearly update from Valve. That's their whole company's philosophy. I believe Robin Walker talked about this in the past, how the community could produce content much faster than they could so it'd be best to give them a way to work within the game.

>We still don't have a proper successor to Gmod

That was such a shame. I guess we got Expiration Date at least.

theres no sequel which can improve tf2.

please, try and reply with what can make team fortress 3 better than tf2.

They could fix how poorly optimized the game has become in recent years.

A port to the mystical Source 2 that untangled the spaghetti code is really the only thing that can improve TF2. I honestly don't know how Valve could ever outdo themselves with a sequel.

>is updates
we just had an update today
>actual new content
while I will agree that we haven't got any new content in four months, consider the game has:
>170 weapons
>100+ maps
>3000+ cosmetics
>10+ gamemodes
>10,000+ custom maps and mods.

Content trickling 10 years into the game's life is perfectly logical, because every time they add a new weapon/mode that increases the burden of knowledge on new players/balancing. Every time they add a new map, the playerbase gets spread our further. And every time they add a new cosmetic, people complain about artstyle dilution or "MORE FUCKING HATS".

What I really want at this point is a sequel and rebalances more than I want new content, except maybe new Medic and Heavy weapons

Wouldn't be an overall improvement, but they could definitely make the graphics better as well. Better shading would let it look closer to the concept art, along with allowing the characters to animate much more smoothly.

pottery

nice

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Sure but you have to admit, even by today's standards, TF2 is still ahead of the curve and still holds up against recent competitors. Not an easy thing to accomplish.
That being said, this render someone did for Heavy in Smash is the best update to the art of TF2 I've seen. It keeps the cartoon look but gives it just enough detail to modernize it. Maybe a bit too cartoony even but still.

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>except maybe new Medic and Heavy weapons
For Heavy I really just want some interesting rebalances that let for different playstyles. Doesn't have to be drastically different like being a demoknight but something.

thanks for reminding me I will never have a girlfriend and im past best years to find pure love

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I think the most TF2's graphics really need are to have the curves smoothed out with a higher poly-count, an upgrade to shaders to make it look more cartoony, and possibly higher resolution textures for cleaner details.

For the curves, aren't the graphics in high enough? For the rest, isn't that changed with phong? I'm sure they have their reasons but I've seen how simple console commands can make it much more cartoony and cleaner.

>Solider is better at ambushing then Pyro
>Soldier has better movement options then Pyro
>Soldier has more fire power and survivability then Pyro
>Pyro is the one constantly getting nerfed and shat on
Why can't they cut the poor guy some slack

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>then Pyro
>then Pyro
>then Pyro
Than

Don't forget pyro has airblast, that counters soldier. It's incredibly useful, really.
Nevermind the fact that you cannot airblast if solly shoots walls or floor. Or that you run out after 8 tries, or that you have to time that with no room for error, or that soldier can just fly away any time he wants, or that he can just shoot you with shotgun.
Why didn't they make a new flamethrower that focuses on airblasts, like make it blast faster with less cost, so you could at least try to deal with demos. Degreaser could be made into that.
Btw did you know that if demo has stickies in a single place airblast only pushes one of them? I think that's a pretty big overlook.

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>GREEN and YELLOW removed
man I wish Valve would port some of the TFC gamemodes, those were fun

>pyrofags
>meanwhile they get free double hit + mini-crits from across the map with scorch shot that burns half of your health on most classes

Sharpening looks like trash, and that can't really replicate more advanced lighting.

>Why didn't they make a new flamethrower that focuses on airblasts, like make it blast faster with less cost
because that would have basically 0 counterplay, make Pyro slow down offensive pushes to the point that any defensive side would be unstoppable, and be complete cancer

a big part of what makes a defensive stalemate actually able to be broken is Uber, can't do that if a Pyro is rapidly airblasting you back with lower cost and faster speed.

Airblast is basically fine now. The answer to Pyro's situation is not focusing more around the airblast gimmick so that it becomes a one-trick pony who is only good for keeping ubers away, the answer here is making Pyro killing smart people with the Flamethrower a viable thing

Crossbow now heals enemy on hit

the worst part is someone will actually think these were good ideas even though they were actually shitposts pretending to be retarded

I'm retarded
Pyro deserves better is all. Just because he's annoying doesn't mean he's good.

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Reinstalling TF2 now after having probably not played in probably half a decade or a bit longer.

Is the game still the same?

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Pyro now can fly
Enginner now can Kamehameha

>ports the mode with civ
>games end with one sniper shoot or random crit
Man, it would be a lot of emotions for sure, but I think they'd need some new spins on the formula.

Obviously not in the case of unlocks, but the core is the same, and playing with stock weapons will feel very similar to how it did 5 years ago.

They made some sort of shitty e-sport system for Valve servers that makes TF2 look more like every other game, and they added a "competitive" mode for those who don't want to play with anyone and it works great as a loading screen simulator.

Shotgun is STILL the best pyro secondary

Solution: degreaser now has more range, less airblast cost, blasts faster and pushes back enemies with 50% reduced power. -15% reduced direct damage and current afterburn penalty.
There.
You want to push the meds? Stock.
You want to kill people with rockets? This one.
Man balancing things is a lot of work, I'm gonna take a vacation now.

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TURRET UP

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they should give heavy banners or banner-esque items like the soldier. Makes sense for a class that is supposed to stick with his team and dish and take a lot of damage. Would be a good reason to ditch the sandvich and let the heavy give his team a damage resist buff during pushes or something.
It makes more sense for the slow as shit heavy who is always supposed to be in the thick of the teamfight to have an area of effect banner than soldiers who are going to be rocket jumping all over the place and usually use their banners just for themselves anyway

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They only haven’t nerfed it because he shares it with soldier.

>launch the game
>it takes 2 minutes to launch in 800x600
>still have to manually edit launch options to play in borderless windowed
Nice to see that after all this time, you still have to fuck with the launch options to get the best possible experience

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Classic Dooms

nobody gives a shit about your bad idea

wheres the delusion?

>caber nerfed
>Your eternal reward nerfed
>enforcer nerfed
>quickiebomb launcher nerfed
>bison nerfed
>blutsauger nerfed
>dragons fury nerfed
>sticky jumper nerfed
>natascha nerfed
>loch n load nerfed

Why bother? nobody was even seriously using these weapons. More importantly WHY NERF THE CABER

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You'll find her one day user :)

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>More importantly WHY NERF THE CABER
You have some form of autism, don't you?

My first trade was on that map. Guy gave me like 5 scrap for an Airstrike. I would have given it to him for free

>>blutsauger nerfed
What? When? And what did they do?

>The videogame industry will never have the balls to create an MP game like TF2 again
It pains me. Even in it's state, TF2 is still better than pretty much everything that came after it. How the fuck did Valve do it? Was it a fluke?