Because you're starting with a false premise, at which you arrived due to your feeble-mindedness.
How come most videogame protags are either dumb or just average in terms of intelligence?
Thomas Bailey
Gavin Cook
More what
John Harris
Joseph Clark
>"Haha! I'm far too intelligent to play video games like the rest of those sheeples. A true intellect like myself is better suited for shitposting on Yea Forums..."
Jordan Roberts
More like this?
Nathan Lewis
Carpe Noctem,
My IQ is a meager 132.
I only service my penis with a Tenga Spiral.