Smash Direct 4-3-2019 Leak

This is how far it's come huh, leak creation is now creative writing class.

The part about "I'll leave secrets to you" is very Sakurai, I'll give you that.

>no new character announcement
Every fake leak is supposed to have Erdick or whatever. Go back to Fake Leak School.

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literally the safest leak ever made
it's fucking real and it sucks

It makes more sense to end with a new announcement or tease like they've always done.

>Futaba spirit but no Makoto
Fag

>no new character announcement at the end

you almost had it you idiot

>No reveal for the 2nd DLC Fighter.
That’s how I know this is fake.

I do gotta say that they've gotten better. Watching the fake leakers used to be a huge laugh in my office.

>Stage builder and home run return
>No reveal other than jokers gameplay.
>New spirits
>No reveal.

Sounds realistic.

>new spirits
>nothing but recent games
Fuck you, I'm gonna assume this is fake. Sakurai wouldn't shill that badly.

Well, the guy didnt mentioned a new character after joker, and mentioned a lot of actually logical things considering what we actually know.

So yeah, this must be the first, if not the only real leak.

We... are a business you know?

Wow, this script spunds nothing like one for a Smash Direct.

Of course, our "character" squad hasn't gone through it yet. It's more of a direct translation at this point than anything

>no doomguy
gay

Dissapointing enough to be real.

I'm sorry you think this is disappointing I guess. I don't know what you expected from a Direct two months from E3 about a game that will definitely be there

Dark Bowser doesn't have official artwork.

Neither does a lot of characters.

I have never once voluntarily chosen Moray Towers.

Honestly if this is true I'm most excited about all the fighters getting changed a little so that they "flow better?" Whatever that will entail. It may breath new life into characters that don't see much play

Except Erdrick has to actually be in this Direct for me to leak him

It seems to be focused on improving combo based play for characters that don't have a lot of really good combos right now.

When they said before the end of April, they mean before the end of April, not the fucking beginning

>We had wanted to include these from the start of development, but we had to wait until post release with everything else we packed in.

Already fake, that's not how Sakurai thinks

>12th
>beginning
heheahehaeheahaehaehaehahaeshaeohoohhaehehaaehaehaehahe

>Firing a series of fictitious, yet very effective bullets
This is literal 3rd grade level writing, I hope to fucking god you are not a grown man

You don't think he had a ton of ideas over the years that he simply couldn't include due to time restraints? That's happened several times before.

The fact there's not a fucking second character reveal makes this sound believable. Only Nintendo would be so retarded as to not show off another character when their deadline is February 2020, and it took them 5 months to give us 1

>No Mii costumes
Fucking retard. Who are you trying to fool?

I'd like to see a third grader that could pronounce fictitious, let alone spell it.

The Smash Direct NEEDS to be on April Fools day. We need a April Fools joke for Smash.

You, I guess?

He wouldnt outright say it like that though

Try harder. We know that they're making Mii costumes. Why omit them?

You're missing my point retard, the bullets are fictitious? They are an idea and don't fucking exist? You have to consider context when you pick a random synonyms you googled to sound smart.

Go fuck yourself

but we already have [insert character i don't like here]

none of joker stuff makes any sense, you're fake leak is bad and you should feel bad

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If they're an idea, does that not mean they don't PHYSICALLY exist

Because they're not here and are probably waiting for a later date?

Every leak that does not contain a next newcomer reveal with very little information in it at the end of the direct, is entirely fake. Its a fact that after we get Joker's stuff out of the way, we are getting a reveal for the next newcomer, with gameplay being saved for E3.

Soe exactly how or where did you obtain this info, if it's true?

But why not wait for maximum hype at E3 if it's not going to release after the event anyway? There, it'll get more publicity.

Why the fuck wouldn't they be ready? They've had months to develop them. It's not something that takes a long time since Smash 4 had a ton of them. This is bullshit and the lack of Mii costumes proves it.

Small Direct localizer team member. Won't say more.

>implying anybody cares about (((E3))) anymore

Why not tease a character in a Smash Direct and then tease another character at E3? There's no reason not to do this.

>Implies E3 still isn't a big deal, and without Sony is less crowded now.

Smash Bros is overrated.

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Gotcha

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suuure you are

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I didn't say they weren't ready, I didn't even say I knew whether they were ready or not. I just know they're not here.

I don't know, I'm not Sakurai or his team.

You're doing a poor job at making a fake leak. How the fuck can you miss something as obvious as Mii costumes?

Really made me feel like I was reading a script for a direct. Obviously fake though.

this this only is somewhat okay because pichu is in it
litteraly only reason

It is not hype at E3 to reveal JUST ONE newcomer.
Its hype at E3 to reveal not only the gameplay of a newcomer, but the THIRD newcomer as well. E3 will be hype because of details on TWO newcomers at the same time.

If I was a fake leaker, as you said, I would have remembered Mii costumes. It is just as obvious as you said. So I ask you, why would I make a fake leak and exclude something so obvious that wouldn't even require any creative effort on my part to include? And if I was creating a fake leak, I'd consult close friends on what they though, and you'd think they'd forget Mii costumes too?

E3 is going to mainly focus on Animal Crossing, not Smash Bros. Animal Crossing is going to bring way more hype than Smash Bros DLC would ever bring.

you'd be surprised what can cause people to go nuts.

I didn't say Smash would be the focus, I just said it will bring hype by talking about two newcomers at once. Smash will likely be a footnote at the end of the direct.

No excuses, user. You fucked up. Just admit it.

its entirely possible, yes, because they could think "everyone's expecting mii costumes, so lets not add any to add to the credibility"

And a lack of Animal Crossing cause a ton of butthurt last Nintendo Direct. More so than a lack of Smash Bros.

We all know the hype levels for Smash. Two newcomers isn't a footnote.

Because it doesn't add to credibility. It really doesn't. Heck, this leak would have probably been considered the safest leak ever if I included Mii costumes. So again I ask what would be my point in forgetting Mii costumes?

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>So again I ask what would be my point in forgetting Mii costumes?
It shows that you're a dumbass that forgot something so obvious. There's no big complicated reason. You just fucked up.

If you say so.

Any other comments swearing at me for being stupid? Get them out now

That sounds great! If real, thanks in advance for clarifying

Sakurai does seem to be intent on making as many characters as possible good this time around.

>this leak would have probably been considered the safest leak ever if I included Mii costumes.
that's why u didn't, so that it made people more inclined to believe it since disappointing = true

Did you play the fucking game or are you genuinely retarded

>fucking mementos
>joker is another annoying gimmick character
>no makoto or haru spirit
>8 remixes that, more likely than not, will be hot garbage.
>no hint or tease of 2nd dlc

It's so shitty, I wouldn't be surprised if it wre true.

Fictitious is usually ascribed to a singular, specific idea related to fiction. You are making clear that the thing is fictional because it is necessary to make that distinction. "Fictitious bullets" would work in this sentence:
>Jane was a big fan of the fictitious bullets that appeared in John's novel.
But it would not work in a sentence like this:
>John fired a fictitious bullet at Jane.
How is that possible if the bullet is an idea, or work of fiction? It doesn't make sense.

Anyways, sage and never ever post anything remotely similar to this ever fucking again you shit weasel. Also it's really obvious that you're samefagging

>home run contest
>no reveal
OH NO NO NO NO

Why thank you for your kind words

Yes

Because I'm definitely big brained enough to do that according to the first guy

OH YES YES YES YES

>Because I'm definitely big brained enough to do that according to the first guy
i mean the people who made the grinch leak got a real person involved with their full name and place where they work, so it's not a complete stretch of the imagination.
by talking you're basically admitting its fake. if it was real you wouldn't feel the need to defend it because it's real.
faggot.

oof

I'm honestly along for the ride. I just like responding and drinking in salt.

What compels a man to spend at least twenty minutes writing a fake leak, knowing full well that the only acknowledgment he'll get from his target audience is (rightfully) being called a faggot?

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sure u are

seething

If I was doing fake leaks, Yea Forums wouldn't be my audience desu.

Like, salt aside, getting called faggot isn't really worth anything. I could get identical salt from a less cancerous platform.

>no new character reveal

Sounds bad enough to be real

The fact that you call this bad really shows how entitled the Smash fanbase has become

Then go, I promise that no one will miss you

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i know people who used to come to Yea Forums just to hunt for smash leaks, Yea Forums is the easiest audience for those things

Why should I? Here, my leak can be derided as fake so it doesn't grow too large

>tfw this leak is real and the 2nd paid fighter is none other than a fucking paragoomba

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Lmao

please no...

Then why did you bring up going to another site in the first place?

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I said that if I was a fake leaker I would. As I'm not, I won't

There's nothing special about getting Cloud's poster pic since he's already unobstructed, if you're Implying that the pic is meant to be a raw asset that you'd have exclusive access to. Get someone obstructed like Incineroar or Young Link and we'll talk.

Yeah sure. Look, I've got a paper due in a couple hours and I've only barely started, so talk to you again hopefully never

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I never said that was exclusive material I had access to

This sounds strangely "meh" enough to be a real direct. 9/10 for effort and realism with no stupid outrageous "AND ONE MORE THING" bullshit.

Good luck

You are not the first person to say that

Man, kind of sucks knowing this is basically Cloud's last time being in Smash. He's definitely gonna be first on the chopping block for the next one

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>Joker makes quick combat potential.
If you're going to make shit up, at least proofread it.

What's with all the hate for Cloud in smash?

Yeah, but at least it's easy to see why. If Erdrick or Sora do get in though, imagine the butthurt from the east or west respectively when they turn out to be a one time deal.

Better to be in once or twice than never in at all

>All the cuts that will happen after the "EVERYONE IS HERE" game.

Smash 6 Japan Time should be fun to watch.

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It's not hate, not here at least. It's just a simple fact that dealing with Square Enix to get Cloud in the first place (and more so in negotiating to get him again for Ultimate) was a miserable pain in the ass for Nintendo/Sakurai.

That said, if by some miracle Banjo-Kazooie defy the odds and get in too, don't expect to see them next game either while Microsoft still own Rare's IPs.

>Realistic pick, new franchise
Rayman
>Realistic pick, old franchise
Dr Eggman (Bowser Jr Echo)
>Unrealistic pick, new franchise
Heavy weapons guy
>Unrealistic pick, old franchise
Hector of Ositia

It's not hate that'll get him cut, it's just that Squeenix has its head up its own ass as per the usual. We were lucky he made it in this time.

Echos have to be from the same series, and Rayman is already a spirit, as is Eggman.

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Eggman using his tongue to attack and jumping out of his mech to recover was my favorite part of the classic games

the only time leaks are real are when theyre vague as fuck, there will never, EVER be a full script leak like this

why even try?

for the attention that he knew he was gonna get cuz autistic people can't ignore things

Honestly, I'd be satisfied if this was real. No info on a unannounced new character is disappointing, but getting Stage Builder back and having it contain content from Brawl and Wii U's builder more than makes up for it for me.

>Fucking Leave Tier
Echoes, Cloud (sorry but he's not worth the hassle for such a low yield), Roy, Dr. Mario, Toon Link, Young Link
>Take 'em or Leave 'em Tier
Incineroar, Corrin, Joker
>Kinda Sucks to Lose Tier
Lucas, Wii Fit Trainer, Wolf, Bayonetta, Sheik, Bowser Jr, Rosalina
>You Better Fucking Not Tier
Jigglypuff, Falco, Little Mac, Ice Climbers, anyone else I haven't mentioned before or after
>I Will Weep Like a Child Tier
Any of the other Original 11, Simon Belmont, Sonic, Mega Man, Ganondorf, K. Rool

so shit it can be real

Stage builder is all I want.

There's no info on the next fighter because they are saving that for the direct on reggie's retirement, the direct that localizes mother 3.
spankety spankety!

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Stage Builder is looking a lot of fun this time around, ngl

>they will show a changelog on the livestream
No they won't

I never said they would.

Just because something hasn't happened, doesn't mean it won't.

>Yea Forums thinks they will reveal a new DLC character before the first one is released
Jesus christ you guys are dumb, DLC was being released for years after smash 4, the only way they would be mentioning a new character so early in ultimate's lifespan is if they are releasing multiple fighter passes, which is doubtful.

I mean, most of the Smash fanbase is super convinced that Not Goku is going to be revealed any day now, so....

>he doesn't remember they revealed Lucas before Mewtwo was released
The only dumb user here is (You).

You realize they set themselves a deadline of feb 2020 right? That leaves them 5 characters to reveal and release in under a year. They need to start revealing them

But why not reveal a newcomer in the direct and another one at E3? That would be maximum hype rather than waiting six months just to get the second fighter pack reveal.

I mean, they did reveal some fighters two at a time in 4

Also Piranha Plant and Joker

>k.roll
how much of a faggot can you be if you're going to cry over a fat shit croc?

K. Rool is unironically a good character and I never played DKC

Sakurai said Joker would be availible late April, so this is fake haha

Then its pretty possible that they reveal another character in the next direct and release them in the summer. I could see the character reveal schedule going something like this

April reveal
Summer reveal
Fall reveal
Winter reveal

Said BY late April. It could be sooner by that wording.

Possible, or they could reveal two at E3 and release them together or slightly apart after E3

Where's my port Nintendo?

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I don't know, but probably eventually

blunder red

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It's WONDER-Red.

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This honestly doesn't sound implausible

How much of a faggot can you be if a beloved character makes you so upset that you cry enough to not bother spelling their name right?

>you may select up to fifteen songs that can appear in that stage
You do realize you could choose any song from the entire game in smash 4's stage maker, right?

I think he means being able to designate a list of up to 15 songs for a custom stage.

That. Like I said, literal translation. Will be clarified in future revisions

this image sucks because no one plays that shit map

Unironically hilarious.

Probably last reply before Archive, good bye everyone

I'm calling it. This is real. The best thing about this is stage builder and everything else is meh, although if the adjustments made to the fighters is more than just some hit-box changed then I'm very interested.

F ZEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You'll be glad to hear it is.

>in English
>Sakurai referring to Sora Ltd in any capacity
Stopped there.

He always says he's from Sora Ltd. Check the older Directs again