Name me some co-op games that I can play with my gf

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I can assure you incels it's not worth it. My wife pulls this shit all the time and then my arm goes fucking numb and then she gets pissed off when I don't want to hug anymore.

Playing with your hands is required for most games

fuck you

pokemon stadium

>kissing when she clearly has lipgloss on

Don't you have any idea how uncomfortable that is?

Oh, wait.

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I WANT TO BE LOVED
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Keep posting Ryan gosling I'm sure it will help you ;^)

Is she in China user, Jesus

dont fall for egirls bro

this plus girls hair is tickly as fuck.Can't cuddle and sleep because of awkward positioning and hair tickling my face.

But youre a faggot for using liberal words

This, actually, my gf loves playing that shit with me

where's the code, mason

Why do asians look so alien? That fucking forced smile is some uncanny valley shit.

god I wish I were her

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How come this board out of all the others ones has the most virgins? How the fuck do you go through life not having kissed or even touched a fucking girl?

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very epic

>R9K
>Not the highest

Have you ever been there user?

>he touched a girl
hahaha faggot

I've accepted that it will never happen to me, so there's no point in worrying.

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>tfw I haven't had sex in a month
I'm hanging by a fucking thread, Jesus Christ. I've never been so frustrated in my life.

>tfw I have a gf
>tfw I want to die

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I'm gonna fucking die alone

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indonesia
but she's literally the kindest sweetest girl I've met and she actually wants to be with me.
never met any girl like her where im at

try 3 years you fucking pussy

Because when I start kissing or touching girls I get restraining orders.

>only 3 years
i want normalfags to leave

i'm a kissless virgin and i want to die
but vidya keeps me alive against my will try 25 years buddy boyo

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35 years here.

>Indonesia
>Egirl

oh sweet summer child

But what is love?

Yea Forums constantly has more blog thread about how lonely and fucked up their lives are than /r9k/

I have literally never experienced this

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Your gf doesn't exist and having that webm saved in your computer prove this fact.

Try touching consenting women
Might be a foreign concept for you but it can happen

Why the fuck is Jav so weird?

This. lmao, everyone I know who plays PS4 all have fucking gfs and can get pussy pretty easy. I guarantee you it's mostly old dudes in their 30s who complain about bot getting a gf.

How big is her dick?

>How come this board out of all the others ones has the most virgins
t. newfag thats never been to /r9k/ or Yea Forums

how are you getting catfished in 2019 dude

how does a kiss from a japanese girl feel like bros I never exprienced it

She doesn’t have one.

>Egirl
i don't know what that's supposed to imply, I met her on okcupid and it turned out she liked the n64 Zeldas and the ps2 smt games

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GOD

> you will never suck your girlfriend's penises
Why even live.

what a waste

Can someone screencap & post Ryan gosling crying in that new 'first man' film.

I never knew this feeling. What's it like?

Minecraft is finally making a comeback now that children have moved on to Fortnite. It's literally the best way to bond with women who are terrible at games because it's still enjoyable to play no matter how much about the game you know.
Also Notch is B&RP

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>Literally a hobby full of social rejects who don't have to go outside or interact with others
>wtf why so many lonely people?????

>girl from poor country wants to be with boy from rich country
She wants to be in your country, not with you.

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Boys have dicks user. Someone with a dick is your BF.

Salty bags of milk coins.

It's conflicting because I don't really like her. She is kind of cute but really not my type. I don't know how to handle the situation because I've never had a gf before but feel I can do better.

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it's almost as if playing video games all your life turns you into some kind of anti-social freak

Physical contact makes me anxious.

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>>Literally a hobby full of social rejects
lmao maybe if you play embarrassing weeb shit. Anyone who plays shit like fortnite or NBA2K aren't rejects bro. Stop projecting.

>had gfs before
>had fuckbuddies
>just want a girl who likes videogames
is that much to ask

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I had sex with my gf a week ago. AMA leddit :^)
for real tho, I have never felt more pleasure and excitement in my life until I stuck my dick in her babyhole

i would think the same if she didn't insist I be the one to visit her first, she doesn't seem to have much interest in America at all

This webm made me feel emotions that I didn't want to feel.

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Unless you're a 9/10 or above, nothing ever just "happens" if you're a dude. You have to actively pursue it.

Only women get to sit back and pick whatever is offered to them.

I realized this when I went to college and I have fully accepted it. There's a strange feeling of relief, but it kind of sucks.

God, asian girls are the best.
My life dream is to just go live there, find myself a nice and sweet asian wife, and have her take care of me.

Tyrone's cock

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This is why you'll die a virgin.

I'm meeting with my ex for the first time since our break up in a couple of days for closure, to catch-up, and see if we can be friends.
I'd be lying to myself if I didn't hope we could figure it out and get back together.
To answer your question, we had fun yelling at telltale/david cage games.

name?

>That feel when
>My face when

What's the code, OP? Let me at least masturbate, if I can't have this feeling for real

Become rich and you can get someone to provide that for you i'm sure

Yea Forums is the most populated board

?
How that makes me a virgin?

>for closure, to catch-up, and see if we can be friends
Please don't do this to yourself and move on, man. No matter how hard you try she isn't coming back and won't respect you the same way again.

N A M E

What is /pol/

>you will never have this

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>tfw your gf has mild epilepsy
>She can use phone screens/watch movies/play games
>but
>If she plays too long (like, an hour ish) then she starts to get a headache/dizziness
>One of the signs that she needs to stop what shes doing and rest her eyes
>This morning she had some minor twitching/convulsions at work and I can't even go and see her until thursday and shes not supposed to use electronic screens for 24 hours after an incident

I'm glad her mom said she's doing fine but i worry so much bros

You don't want a significant other. You want another mom. You have a mommy complex.

i want her to sit on my face

like bags of salty milk coins

A girl asked me out once and in my confusion I just replied with why? That really put her off, I don't know why I did that. I was just genuinely surprised she liked me.

Because that's a sexist ignorant and turbobeard fantasy

Any JAV codes of her?

If you give up it'll never happen. I used to think like that till I was lying in bed after another unsatisfying fap and thought "Fuck it, if I get fit SOMEONE's gonna fuck me"
Signed up for the gym the next day, had a gf a month later.
Just fucking try.

>talk about having a girlfriend and sleeping with her
>quoted and called a virgin

Are you stupid?

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>If she plays too long (like, an hour ish) then she starts to get a headache/dizziness
This is me, but I never had a convulsion.

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Something like this?

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semi related but i’m a faggot can someone explain what female “cumming” is to me.

has more virgins but also more normies

I have but I end up with failed relationships and hurt feelings that is unless they ghost me fuck women

I'm saying that's my face when that happened to me...

This. You can have an ugly face but anyone can get their body looking good

>girl likes me
>actually girls flirt with me all the time
>thing is I don't have a car or know how to drive
>if I said yes I wouldn't be able to go anywhere with them
>still live with my parents
>dropped out of Uni in year 3
>If I at least drove a car feel like I could land a gf

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Sloppy, full of saliva, it's like a dog licking your face

Saki Shirato
JEW-001
Not joking

There's so much porn and JAV out there, why does Yea Forums always post the same 3-5 clips?

jew-001

Any advice for a newfag? What exercises did you do that helped get a gf?

>JEW-001
lel

No, thwt is /pol/ and Yea Forums.

can't relate. fuck you faggot

>Tfw recently made emo friend who had been baking and cooking and is a good bro
>find out from his friend he likes you
>Just wanted to be friends but now it's awkward and I don't know what to say.
>I still want the food benefits without the relationship

most girls i have met were fucking whores, gold diggers or just bitches. I honestly never even bothered

The problem is that the media is full of stories where the 10/10 Stacy spots the nerdy 3/10 Jew in the corner and falls in love. Of course all these stories are written by Jews living vicariously through them (Woody Allen etc). So people believe this is the way it happens.

You don’t need to be a master of game but you do need to be able to do stuff and talk to people in a normal way.

Out of the possible outcomes of
a) Nothing happening and feeling worse for a while
b) Becoming friends and catching up every once and a while
c) Fucking
d) Maybe restarting
I wouldn't feel bad about any of them.
Also I'm a trash person.

>90 minutes
time to cum 3 times I guess

even if you've met this girl; she probably has a whole list of neets she milks

mine liked this
she was slav though

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I am becoming immune to the 3D GF meme.

fuck off Rachel

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Coop/ mp games i played with my gf:
Castle crashers
Monaco
Rocketsrocketsrockets
Battleblock theater
Portal2
Trine2
Overcooked1+2
Lara croft guardian of the light
hammerwatch
magicka
Rayman legends
Guacamelee
Any Lego game
Human fall flat
Lovers in a dangerous spacetime
Metal slug x
Dont starve together

>tfw girls of your own race don't like you, just asian and jewish girls

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it's one of her symptoms unfortunately. Any time we're out I have to make sure that if she's feeling dizzy that I hold on to her and remove her from a venue for fresh air. She and her doctors aren't even sure as to what her seizure triggers truly are, as she hasn't had more than 4 in the while 4 years shes been diagnosed. Electronics cause dizziness/headaches the most often, but videogames do it to her more than, say, TV or movies. I guess it's something to do with more of the brain being involved plus flashing lights/color patterns I'm worried her daily medicine is becoming less effective

Smells sweet and sour like chinese food and stale fish

>[chair clattering]

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how long must I go on like this?

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no that guy but i've been lifting for years and nothing has changed except for my body.
When you are a socially retarded autist there is no hope.

im genuinely terrified of driving cars. I was in a car crash with my grandfather and he died on the spot and i ended up with a broken arm

i will never drive a car

It's truly the best.

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From experience in Japan, you have more chances of having a white girl behave like this than having a Japanese girl do it.

>tfw really like a girl
>we're both about to graduate from Uni
>we chat and share music for two weeks
>I feel I finally have a connection with someone and we even play some vidya
>after asking her out her responses dwindle
The worst part is I still have to run into her.
As much as I try to move on I can't.

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god i wish spanish girls were like japs, most of them are manlier than the average macho men and i'm not into fendom at all

How fucked are your nerve endings if you need 30 minutes to cum?

I am terrified of driving cars, but I drive every day
The fear disappears when I'm driving, but before and after I'm in full panic mode

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i have never tried getting into a driving school but honestly im mostly just scared of all the fucking rules you have to follow. Theres like a million

Jesus Christ bitch
You're drooling all over the floor

You acted too fast user, should have taken her to get lunch or something else trivial for a while before proposing a date.

source

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It is time.
Click it user.

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? its called recharge time bro, i cant fucking cum 3 times in a row within 20 minutes or something, shit starts hurting

>jewish

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I feel that there's a huge difference between giving or receiving anal intercourse. They should have been separate options.

>tfw only black girls(not racist just never been attracted), greasy white roastettes and fags like you

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>"I've never had a gf."
Understandable
>"I've never had sex."
Understandable
>"I've never kissed a girl."
Slightly less understandable, but still okay.
>"I've never hugged a girl."
This is getting a bit sad now.
>"I've never touched a girl."
Fucking Pathetic
>"I've never spoken to a girl."
If that isn't because of a past traumatic event/mental issue then it's time for the helium.
>"I'm gay."
Understandable

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how do i deal with it bros

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Should've grab them tits as a confession. At least you get something out of it.

>tfw an exchange student from Japan really liked you
>both kept sharing our own drawings and paintings with each other
>kept hanging out when we could and helped me learn a bit of guitar during free hour
>got together
>wanted to ask her out for prom
>shit went bad with her host mom and she had to return
>messaged each other for a good few years before life got busy for the both of us
Still sucks to think about, but then I remember she was going to leave anyways since she was an exchange student.

Dude, if you cum in less than 30 minutes theres something wrong with you. It takes me a good hour and twenty minutes usually.

Look up Yea Forums's stastics on board activity retard.

>ftw your self loathing pushes them away

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fuck why are there so many little fucking tomboys in the world? Most of my days i just met bitches that would scream bloody rape if someone said something they didnt like

I don't have the source but it looks a lot like something from the EVIS series. If you like watching japanese girls slobbering, drooling and french kissing for hours then that's the JAV series for you.

just b urself

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It's nowhere near as bad as you think it is user, especially if you just start out going to places you are familiar with and have planned ahead for. It's double easy these days because a lot of routes you can work out with google maps, street view lets you get an eye on landmarks and signage you can memorize on the route. If you want to keep a GF you need to learn how to drive, if she ever finds out you're frightened of driving you're fucked.

Gib Jap gf.

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/r9k/ has been taken over by normalfags and d*scord trannies for a while. Probably 10% of the people their are actually virgins at this point.

based etc

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thak you!

Grant me some wisdom O' great sage