/ctt/ - Console-tan Tuesday

/ctt/ - Console-tan Tuesday

"Holy fuck these threads are going quickly today" Edition

>consoletan.booru.org >flockmod.com/thebreakroom >aggie.io/mqlld01_5v

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=JLojlkgckYo
imgur.com/a/rPvoLmv
consoletan.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=playstation_4
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Wait which ones the real one?

The one that doesn't contain complete and utter cancer

this one came first

enjoy the wild ride today, you'll be back to your normal shitposting next week

Ok, i guess ill hang out here.

also remember to sage the fake threads

This, we just gotta endure the wojack shitposting. Hoping they will get tired of shitting on Stadia next week

Why is drawing so hard?

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No

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Please don't blue-ball us /d/-fag

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Abstract thinking.

because it requires a mindset and also practice.

Alright for Apple-tan should she be a redhead bookwork with a string of hair similar to a stem with a gray hoodie similar to Vita's?

I want to lift her shirt

Based, fuck wojak tourists

sachikofag is a hillary supporter and a nigger

Apple-tan is a dude, my dude

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Ahhhh give it a few hours. They'll get tired. They may be able to get rid of trends but not console-tans.

Isn't Apple-Tan something that already exists?
It's a straightlaced dude in glasses

fair enough, you've convinced me
I'm back for the stay

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Ah. So should Apple Arcade be his daughter?

What’s the apple arcade like

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but this is apple ARCADE-tan

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>just wanted to have some cute Stadia
>wojackniggers ruin every thread
>retards who can't adapt to /ctt/ culture ruin every thread
life is suffering. Here's hoping next /ctt/ will return to what it was before all of this
HOLY SHIT STOP, HE'S GONNA KILL THE THREAD

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At lease have him nuke the other thread.

OH MY GOD THAT'S ADORABLE

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Shouldn't Apple Arcade be his dumb imouto?

you should go and make the wojak-tan thread crash and let this one live.

why don't you go anger him in the other thread so he can flood the wojackniggers with pizza?

What the fuck are you doing you faggot, you're going to ruin this thread

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>look up what an apple arcade is
>it's not even a console or physical
Why do we give a shit about this then?

Feed me borger

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Where’s mastard?

why not both

Weon.

Alright /ctt/ name your top 3 consoletan designs and why.

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Sachiko is trash and worst girl

We need more gameBOY art.

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I mean PC got a tan so I don't see the problem with mobile gaming devices with one.

This one is good at least, for now

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fatass

Here you go, fatbone.

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1. my wife
2. my wife
3. my wife

reason: she is my wife!

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wojakfags ruined the other one, holy shit I want wojak to fucking die as a meme

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Reposting

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It's not a gaming device, it's a subscription service.

t-thanks

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Your wife a shit. SHIT!

>Xbone
Top cute, easily identifyable as what she’s supposed to be
>PC
Design is simple and most of the comics he’s in are actually funny
>K Switch in mobile mode
Enough identifyable features, shame they don’t always get drawn. petite girls with short hair are my fetish

Requesting CD-i freaking out about all the new people in the thread similar to Patrick:

youtube.com/watch?v=JLojlkgckYo

sachiko was made for the BBC

fuck off, I already gave it to miku

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They'll get exhausted eventually. don't worry about it.
fair enough.

>Sachikoposter started dumping his load in the shitposting thread
Hahaha, fuck wojackposters, I bet they'll enjoy their pizza

Damn......how will snoy recover

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....wait that's cp?

Stop summoning him damn it

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Yes. Hes disgusting but nothing we can do.

at least they were contained in their own thread

Sachiko actually based, fuck those idiots i hope they get v&

This kills the thread

Sachikoposter, thank you. You methods may be unorthodox, but they work, please don't nuke this thread though, it's fine

sachikofag can suck a diiiiiiiick

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I hate you cuck fags
Ruining everything for anything not cuck shit

>feethands

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This one is such a dick exploder, jesus. PS4-tan could torture me all day

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Stop this faggot we tried to not get this one nuked.

it fine
i wanted to post an edit of pcbro so i will not nuke

its fine nigger, i am not easily triggered by mere words

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sachiko's mother once starred in a porno featuring horse dick and other hillary supporters

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I want PS4-tan to choke Stadia with her rack.

agreed

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this
bring back borger-posting

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I'm sorry.

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2ds because she's a dumb little sister
Ouya because I feel bad for her
Jaguar because she acts all high and mighty talking about her 64 bits and her design lets her carry herself like that while being a cat girl because her name is jaguar and I do love cat girls

I really hope you're not from chile

i am actually moving to japan so, FINE BY ME jajajskdlahsjk

WHERE THE FUCK IS STADIA'S ARCHIVE?
>deleted
lol

I see, so you're powerless now

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So is gog chan allowed or no?

>Already 5 full pages of Stadia in the booru
>most of them are porn
nice

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no

Oh baby!

POMKI NO

look at the other thread
oh yeah thats right
IT GOT 404'D

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Sorry for what? Our daddies taught us to not to be ashamed of our tans, specially since they're absolute units

alright the other thread 404 so I guess the fun's over

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Thank you for your services. Always protecting our cute little Stadia-tan from shitposters.
Actually, as a way to somewhat thank him, I have a request for drawfags, how about his Sachiko-Kanna-Jeanne OC thing getting thanked by Stadia?

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>>Switch dog exists
>No design with pet
>No design with Cruella-type coat made out of dog
>Or arms made out of dog
>>Console is screen
>>Monita exists
>No design tried to make the screen the face
>With the bezel as the hair
>Or Dock-like helmet hair
>No Joy-Con headphones or earmuffs virbating in HD rumbles
>Not including alt dock design, controller designs and colors
>Or peripheral alts
>No weird labo alien
>No IR eye
So where do you guys even take your inspiration from?

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Ok Yea Forums Im gonna ruin your world

3ds tan its 6ft tall (small version)
Ps4 tan is 8ft tall
Pc depends

And so on

Now that you have read this you can not longer get rid of this idea and now its canon

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you're a mean one, mr sachiko

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>thanking someone that dumps CP
what the fuck is wrong with you people

you mean this little girl here? fine by me

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Eres irredimible.

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>gets doxxed
>continues to post pizza he has saved on his PC
Not so smart are you

the hero we deserve

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sachiko is worst girl

wife material

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Yes that.
The ends justify the mean. He only dumps if shitposters get rampant. And it works wonders, even if the method is a bit...interesting

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>no PS4 teasing comics yet after the absolute state of play
I get hard to the Ouya comics, when is it going to happen for PS4-tan?
Also, what did you guys do with the VR stuff when it was announced

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
PPPPPPPPPPEEEEE STADIA WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIR ME LIKE DRAWING NIGGER NIGGGGGGGGGGGGER DDAHAGGGGGGGGGGG

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I haven't been to /ctt/ in well over a year but this Stadia shit going on piqued my interest again
are you niggers still going on about the Switch design

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>tfw not really bothered by sachikposter because my government don't do shit about children being molested as long as they can't cover it up when migrants do it

anyway, I have actual cheese pizza. As in the microwave kind, I'm starving

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No canon design just draw what you like
I drew K but was bullied from here

It's called self-moderation, newfriend
Long time ago we used to do this with dubs, but now people have to resort to extreme measures

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>triggered wojakfag is back
Ha

One user still cares but only him and he's not as vocal as he used to be

Even dominant bitches can be cute

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chileans are known for doxing
they even have their own word for it wich none other country uses, funa
its part of their malicious mixed past, the most savage and barbarious were the ones to survive in such a hostile land, they are all thieves and criminals, but instead of trying to cope with that or improve their ways, they show pride in it, thrive in it, and continue to develop in ahead of every country thanks to it
truly the worst brother of all the latin family

Autism is unstoppable, or maybe he really is a pedo since he knows what he's gonna get

Did you really draw K? Congrats, man. It's my favorite one.

>not making your own pizza
>microwave
Nigha what are you doing.

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seems more likely to get /ctt/ banned imo

>wojack niggers are here
oh boy. Can't the fucking janitors do their job at least? Just don't reply to them to give them the (you)s they want, ignore all their post and act like they're not there

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She's extremely adorable. We need her interacting with the other tans.

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Here's your free (you) that you didn't earn.
Stop embarrassing yourself

>autism
>in a thread full of grown men jerking off to mspaint drawings
Seems like he fits right in

Wojakniggers and frogniggers are approved 4channel material, apparently

please post it

This. Ignore them and they'll go away.

also, is this considered after dark?

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It's okay, I always put microwave pizza in the oven instead. Tastes better that way

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Reminder that lne of the tans must have pic related proportions so its scares normies

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It's after dark somewhere in the world

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I love child porn and hate wojak!!!!!!!

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sachikoposter has a gorilla penis

3 threads in 1 day must be a new record

Oh damn, that's great user
Also, if you're the drawfag I think you are, your lewd Stadia art is kino

having fun isn't autism though, this guy is just triggered as hell over nothing

D-d-duh stadia....? Peepee hard!!!!! Me jerk off now :Dddddd

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Thank you, drawfriend.
t. OR

lol mad

Great stuff

Switch-tan and Neogeo are two Real Hot Dogs!

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I've only made 2 lewd pics of Stadia for now

thanks, its closer to a horse gland and with a bull's length
try to keep it worm

Someone draw Apple arcade and stadia hugging

/ctt/ has been around longer than the wii u. I think if the mods wanted to kill it, they would have done so by now

Are they by any chance these? If so I love your lewd art user
imgur.com/a/rPvoLmv

So going by nationality. Xbone is white meanwhile PS4 and Switch are asian. Am I correct?

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please tickle the defenseless belly, please

Someone draw naked stadia I wanna jerk off :D please!!!!!!!!

I'd like to give a warm welcome to all the new friends that joined us today!
here's a chart with the CANON console-tans! enjoy and have a comfy week!

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>can't spam cheeze pizza if he likes the thread
kek, between a rock and a hard place

What are their endgames?

If American counts as white then yes

yeah, these two

This thread is garbage now. Just end it

BASED

AND FUCK NIGGERS!

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No. We're staying whether you like it or not, shitposter.

These are great

thanks, I'll save this chart for later

No way user jerking my dick to mspaint is all I got, I can't leave

to remove all joy from these threads

somebody pls make porn of Sony-tan

at this point it would be just as effective and just as likely to get you banned to just spam porn/guro

consoletan.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=playstation_4

There's already like 28 pages of her.
:^)

when is og /g/ coming back? or what about /l/

that sounds pointless and autistic

Are they sisters?

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fuck me if I know, I would love to have those boards. Yea Forums is such a depressing shithole, I don't wanna have to wade through 20 camwhore threads to find one cunny thread

Well you ARE on Yea Forums after all..

>Color TV game
You guys don't lewd her, right?

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