Yee-haw! You just mounted a monster online in Monster Hunter! What’s your hilarious auto-shortcut?

I don’t get any of these

i mounted the monster

What do you mean?

Classic

Come over to my house and I'll explain them to you while you play Monster Hunter and I fuck your NEET butthole.

Jane! Stop this crazy thing!

The knot is a ball like formation that grows at the base of a dog's penis, effectively preventing separation and ensuring insemination

I mounted it!

Is this from dr who or something? I see it all the time

Je suis monté!

??

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look at the know your meme page RETARD

im gonna trip him over

It’s “I mounted it!” In French
Let’s skip Dinner!

*gets healed by a teammate*
"Thanks for the sex, homie"

MOM GET THE CAMERA

Some variation of "You can attack it now, btw"

Theyre both garbage, just because you're a baguette doesn't mean it changes

>not “thanks doc”

I misread that as “you turned into a monster” and now I’m disappointed.

"Monster Hunter World is a bad game!"

its unironically "Je suis monté!"

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I disabled it day one.

You’re no fun

Bump

RULES OF NATURRRREEEEEE

I dont play online

this

What’s a funny replacement for “I just placed a bomb!”

I hardly do myself. Aren’t the late game monsters in MHGU almost impossible to kill by yourself?

Allahu Akbar

Easier than previous games' G Rank endgame but still hard as long you aren't cheesing by abusing Styles

Kek. Would I get banned for this?

ZA-WARUDO
Asclepius could keep monsters locked down for days, loved that lance.
>mount
>paralyze
>mount again
>build enough para to get yet another paralyze after a couple of hits
>mount again

I have it on mine

That about sums me up yes.

Squeal like a pig!

>Assuming direct control

I'M USING TILT CONTROLS

"Oh my god JC! A bomb!"

"Gotcha bitch! Ride that dragon!"

Lo he montado!

That is mine as well.

I've mounted the monster ;^)

Came to post this.

YEEEE HAAAWW

You my hooker now.

Should be the default

WHITE WHALE, HOLY GRAIL

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Je suis monté! is something that was seen a lot during MH on the 3ds.

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"Don't hit the monster you goddamn retards"

>Mounting failed
>Pardon

Ahh, classic Yea Forums humor.
>punchline is "someone is violently killed/stabbed"

Gets me every time.

It's consensual ;)

Mounting ur mom lol

Cast in the name of God...

YEEEEEEHAWWWW!!!

I kinda wish it was mounting me.

Je Suis Monte!

“I’ll scale it and strike from above!”

Bump

lots of damage sponges that rarely stagger

weapon upgrades require hyper parts which means fighting even bigger damage sponges that almost never flinch and never tire.

basically feels like scraping boulders with forks.

Better question: what is your pinned message?

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>I need an adult!