Be me

Do you have a car? Why haven’t you moved her yourself? Jesus Christ you children are so fucking helpless when it comes right down to it. Grab a shirt and wrap it around her shoulder. Grab a long stick or flat board and loop it through shoulder shirt. Tie tight. Do same to wrist. Wrap bandage around blood from... somewhere? Put a towel down so she doesn’t stain the seat and drive her.

Nice fake story

>entrance of the flat
>stairs
>flat

try harder next time

just drive her yourself

yea that's bullshit

Call a taxi or something ffs

Probably from all the stabbings and acid attacks and child rape victims

Why don't you just drive her to the hospital instead of waiting for a damn ambulance?

praying 4 u

It’s those darn Portuguese people’s fault! Just like Maddy McCann, we swear!

sorry user, but mohammed cut his finger while making an alarm clock, he needs the medical attention more than your mom

>mom is dying in front of me
>better post on Yea Forums

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of course.
I didnt anticipate for it to take that long. also the responder advised me not to move her unless she is in any immidiate danger

also what the fuck captcha

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Explain this, yuropeans

Staunch the bleeding, cover her with something warm, move her anyway even if it hurts, do SOMETHING, you useless little boy

Lmfao britbong BTFO

she finally fell asleep, and ive already done all i could including wrapping the wound tightly and putting ice on it. frankly it stopped bleeding pretty fast

to all the other anons saying i should drive her: I would, but she fell down a fucking flight of stairs, rverything hurts and even slightly moving her causes untold pain. she couldnt sit in peace either because the tailbone got wrecked too. also responder asked not to move her

Not just fake, but gay too

you better be fucking kidding user. you better be on the phone with the EMTS right fucking now until they are at your front door. holy shit you EU cucks are something else, if that was any member of my family you better fucking believe they will be at my door in no less than 10 minutes. the word sue is easy to throw around here and boy does it get shit done.

Fuckin retard he said flat instead of apartment or condo seethe harder cause you weren't born in the greatest country of all time

the pile of blankets is mom. culprit is to the right

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>help my mom is dying she fell down the stairs and bleeding a lot
>we can't send anyone right now
>oh okay thank you *hangs up*

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>pls feel sorry for me and my made-up story
ALL FUCKING FROGNIGGERS MUST FUCKING HANG

Call a fucking Uber for special needs, you mongoloid
Jesus fucking Christ, if this is true, you're scum, you're tras and you're a fucking coward
The people that post in Yea Forums will argue for hours about console wars but watch and sit idly as their mother bleed out

You must live near the muzzys then. Helps never coming, the paramedics dont want to be robbed for their drugs.

>literally told you that your own mothers well being isn't important right now
>you just took it

dude

>mom
based American

He is a fucking coward. I would ve looked for a taxi or whatever, not just sit there and watch my mother die
Fucking faggot

Socialized medicine.
Bread line equivalent.

Why cant faggots like OP die off? I bet you don't even driver and play video games passed the age of 25. Can't even help your own fucking mother. She is probably lying there wishing you were different you fucking incompetent faggot.

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Can't you put her on a couch or something?

He aint gonna do it
Mr Phone Line told him not to touch his mother and also told him she aint important, he is a fucking faggot

>all the anons ITT thinking that even if she were to be transported to the hospital, she would be looked at right away instead of spending hours in the waiting room

>Not getting a taxi
9 out 10 times, taxi is always faster than ambulance unless you're living in the middle of nowhere

>bleeding out
>probably broken bones

Do not touch her right now. What OP needs to do is get on the phone right fucking now with 911 and get an ambulance there ASAP. Also not take NO for a fucking answer.

>driver
wat

Jesus 3 hours! I work EMS/FIRE in the US and that is straight up patient abandonment. So 1. You are making this story up for attention 2. You live in the bumfuck of nowhere which it should take 30 mins at most even then. If she dies you better lawyer up user and take your county for everything its worth.

Call the paramedics and tell them that you'll sue them if your mom dies on their watch, faggot. I know white people don't have rights in the UK but hurting the Queen's property has to be an offense of some kind.

Oi you got a license for that complaint?

Retard lol. If it was america the ambulance would be there within seconds. We have hospitals every few miles and there are always zero wait lines for emergency rooms.

Then take her to a fucking clinic and sell a kidney to pay off the bloody bill
I swear on me mom Brit cunts are pathetic

>waiting room

You don't go into a fucking waiting room if you're taken there in an ambulance retard. Yea she might not be looked at right away but it's better then laying on the floor at home.

I think it's just 1. op is an attention craving whore and doing it for the (You)'s

>He think you just call up the paramedics

retard everything goes through dispatch and then they handle the rest.

They also cost a fuckton of money, like a 2k for simple shit because they usually inflate the bill

This is the power of socialized medicine, huh?

God, I love America

we arent from UK. just an immigrant from Europe having mother over for a visit from abroad

Well, threaten to sue everyone involved then. 911, the EMTs that serve his area, the hospital. Get those faggots moving.

Contact your family medic and ask if he can come to look at your mother at least to stabilise her and if not ask if you can give her something for the pain.
Search on google for a private ambulance near your home.
If anything of the above work just call the police and explain the situation to them, they problaby have contacts for everything.

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Inmigrants and tourists cant be discriminated and are entitled to the same basic social benefits as locals, it's in the constitution

>my 50 year old mother fell down a flight of stairs and started bleeding out and could possibly die
>better wait it out and see if she heals because of $2,000

user

>Not having insurance
lol o i am laffin

>BEEP BEEP BEEP BOOP
>Hello this is 999 what is your emergency?
>my mom fell that the stairs and is dying
>Well fuck you too
>*hangs up*

It really depends on your region user. Most emergency rooms have triage where if you at least have what is considered a trauma you get taken in right away as soon as you pull up. Its not like they are going to put a full code in the waiting room. So don't be a lazy ass and get her to the hospital and sue the fuck out your county/region whatever after this. A lawyer would salivate to have this case

Then say you'll make a diplomatic thing. Really whatever you need to do to scare them into sending an ambulance. Or call a taxi like other anons are saying, if you think you can take her yourself safely.

My dad stubbed his toe and the ambulance came in like 20 minutes. The services around your area are fucked OP.

I love living in the USA sometimes. I once had to call an ambulance for a co-worker and they showed up in 3 minutes.

Not what I'm implying, I wouln't have waited for an ambulance in the first place, but you can't just claim American health care is better when they charge a fuckton of money for simple shit

You'd honestly be surprised how often this happens. Sometimes they just think their progressive rancid mother has just be sleeping for 3 days. As stupid as you think people are, imagine it X3

>The power of compassionate leftism

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what
the
fuck

If we take longer than 10 min to show up on scene we better have a damn good reason because that asking to lose your job

This. Plebs in this thread can’t even hire their own personal doctor to be at their every beck and call.

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Fucking off back to your own country. The old slag threw herself down the stairs expecting a free pass to permanently move here before Brexit but /our boys/ at 999 know your scam. Hope the old bag dies before the ambulance turns up

>cutting spending to public services
>leftism

you should have screamed in arabic
They'd be there stat

>had to use an ambulance to go across the fucking street for insurance reasons
>lol oops we thought you were in network for that service, sorry
>several thousand dollar bill for this bullshit
They’ll find a way, it seems like whenever you try to actually use it they try to Jew you as hard as possible.

nah just hang the english flag outside, theyll be there in under half an hour

>just throw even more stolen money at it. that will solve the problems inherent in monopoly and central planning.
absolutely USEFUL

You're talking about a white person you daft cunt.

Pretty sure he was talking about the free shit for everyone part.

>This is your average stormlard's understanding of politics
How's the trailer park doing, Billy bob?

>muh stormfags
Don't try to pin lolbergs on us

Not an argument retard.

One, if you're not a nigger you have insurance. Two, what's money compared to your life? I'd rather pay and get treatment right away then wait for free.

>calls someone defending private markets a stormlard
>in the same sentence that he calls their grasp on politics into question
Imagine being so fucking retarded that you conflate totalitarian racial socialists with laissez-faire advocates simply because they're not left, and then you call the other guy stupid.

>had a pretty bad pain in my left arm after I woke up
>called an ambulance because I thought it might be my heart
>they arrive in less than 10 minutes
And people call my country 3rd world. Fucking britbongs.

I don't think you even understand the concept of an argument, garbage boy.
>defending private markets
I thought your were dabbing on the shitlibs epic style. Funny how you change your tune at the slightest sign of resistance, you cowardly faggot.

For a ride that costs +$2,000 it better show up that quick

Nigga I had a tree fall on my leg and still drove myself to the hospital.

>Eastern European
>White
Choose one and only one

>muh taxes are theft

Calling people names isn't an argument and no one in this thread is retarded enough to fall for it.

Know your pain, it takes 6 weeks to get a GP appointment where I live

Insurance is what inflates the bill in the first place. Paying in cash drops medical costs by 80%.

How the fuck are defending private markets and dabbing on libshits mutually exclusive? I basically said "monopolies and central planning bad," and your grasp of politics is so pathetically simplistic that you actually took that as coming from a stormfag, because anything anti-libshit is stormfag to you, because that's how much of a solipsistic bubble you live in. Anyone who disagrees with you is a knuckle dragging neonazi. You're fucking sad.

Do you make appointments for every week and just cancel 99% of them so you can have one if you get sick 6 weeks later? Waiting six weeks your ailment will have gone away on its own or killed you by then.

There goes your salary for the year

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>this is what they tell themselves to justify their monopolized health care

I hope OP's mom is okay

>free healthcare
>There goes your salary for the year
What did he mean by this? Not every country is some predatory shithole like America.

81 replies to the most bait thread on Yea Forums at the moment, I'm oddly impressed.

The pain you've endured in your past has prepared you for now.

Stay strong OP.

Other countries don’t matter

Even if this thread is bait it's hardly the most piece of shit thread on this board.

call an uber, look up how to make a splint

If you don't know the circumstances and details behind user's situation then it's best for you to keep your mouth shut.

>moving her would be extremely painful
>letting her die is less painful

I think that's the idea, entering my gp is like entering a different country

this 8 will heal her

motherfucker, picture of his mom was literally posted

Shut up OP. Nobody would be stupid enough to just leave her on the floor with blankets instead of moving her to at least a couch or anything better. Your thread is shit and you're a dumb faggot. Here's a (You) to get you over this attention fix you're craving.

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Dubs and mum dies. Not of a broken arm but of a broken heart.