Listen up, boys. You all know who I am, and you all know why I'm here, so I'm gonna keep it brief.
I'm putting a crew together.. for one last job.
That's right, you've heard it all before. But I mean it this time. Just one last job, and we'll all be enjoying Pina Coladas within view of some tropical, exotic scenery.
So.. You boys in?
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Sounds bodacious, i'm in
i'm going to say the n word
Alright boys...the heist is simple.
We’re gonna fucking kill ourselves,
Go to Heaven,
And steal Jesus’s shoes.
I'm in!
Heh, I got a new gig coming up soon, but I’m willing to join just for old time’s sake.
I unironically rate magadascar
Funky, my Flame Running friend. I haven't seen you since 'Nam.
Great to have you on board.
Gilmore, my mafia-affiliated man. We appreciate the business, despite your general aversion to penguins.
Well, if it isn't Mr. Supreme Victory himself. Wonderful to have you with us, sir.
And how could we forget the Grinch slayer himself? This is shaping up to be one hell of a dream team.
But we're gonna need more than this. Who else is in?
skipper this sounds like a bad idea
Trust me, my canine companion. I haven't steered you boys wrong once in my entire career as the captain of this ship.
Can I count on your support?
alright skipper let me bring my fishing rod
Never ever refuseethe
>"For when our souls have learn’d the heat to bear
>The cloud will vanish; we shall hear his voice.
>Saying: come out from the grove my love & care,
>And round my golden tent like lambs rejoice."
...I have a mission that I must fulfill. I would be honored if you would have me, Skipper. Let our enemies know our power.
I'm in, on one condition: leave the planning to me.
Sounds like fun
You're gonna need a heavy.
Your momma's heavy
MRS. OBAMA
Of all the nice pictures of Dutch the wiki has the shittiest one they could find.
skipper im ready for one last mission
Dont worry skipper, I'll help you seek out the truth!
sweet
Harharharharhar! Do you think you even have a shot of pulling this off? You need a REAL STAR on your team, and there's only one star shining bright enough tonight, baby! That's right, it's time to RAAAAAAAWWWK!
skipper can we get a fucking mission briefing before we go on a suicide mission
You have me and my Legion.
*cough* *cough*
Whatever you say, Skipper
Yes
Alright! I'm fired up, Skipper, you can count on me!
If it brings me closer to my goal. Bunch of dimwits like you will surely require somebody who can actually think.
Poyo!
POYO!
Yea Forums is leaking again
contain pls
I want every peppy. On my desk.
TWO!?
You can count on me, old man!
What tasks await your Arbiter?
Skipper, it's been a while. Are you sure I still have it?
is this BPL's old world?
Me moms been bugging me to get a new job so ye know im in'
Let's do this
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
FUCK
Don’t know about this one Skip.
What makes you so sure this little “plan” of your’s is gonna work this time. Besides, what’s in it for me?
Damn it Skipper, you and your plans
You're always welcome in Duloc, let's roll
alright skipper my teams busy in smash so i'm ready when you are
No can do, Dutch.
Is this the knitting club?
Foolishness skipper.......foolishness.
You didnt possibly think to start the mission without me did you?
>this off-topic thread is still fucking up after 2 hours
why the fuck do i even bother
Sorry man, I cant, I have a wife, kids and I turned Islamic, but I wish you boys all the best
ready when you are master skipper
Right that’s it, I’m gonna say it
"Skipper". I envy your name.
The name's Max Payne, NYPD.
Count me in.
Count me in
Sorry for being late guys
Finally a way to get free of the accusations of tax fraud. I'm on it Skip. Just...put Steve at a distance or I will eat him.
Now I'm motivated... I'm in.
Why should i trust you old friend?
Last time we did this we barely got out alive.
Oh what the hell i'm in, I couldn't say no to you!
Got room for one more, pal?