Sekiro

what if I don't have a dick?

How do you know? You checked?

The majority wears it like B, it’s the only natural position

>they literally cause impotency.
Source on that?

tits or gtfo

Just because you can't see it doesn't mean it's not there.

Sorry some of us do sports and can't have our dongers dangling about.
Second, tight pants? The picture is about underwear. There isn't a study for wearing underwear causes impotency.

>>keeping the benis bent at an unnatural angle for a length of time
yeah exactly, who the fuck would put it into A position.

>balls go down one leg, shaft down the other
>sometimes balls go in separate legs

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I mean I have the average grower-not-shower16cm dick. If I were to wear the pants like in figure B, getting a chub would make me highly uncomfortable as it'll start peeking out of my pants.

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if your dick is too small, yes.

>16cm

Same here

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wtf are you doing

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How small is youe dick? It's supposed to hang.

An I being memed? B doesn't even seem like it'd work

>Penis is so small it goes from B to A in a few walk cycles
Feels bad man

if your dick is too small then you can do A

if it's too big you HAVE to go with B, if you get a boner and you're doing A you're gonna be very uncomfortable unless you're a dicklet

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If you're a girl, I'd show how it works.

women love banana dicks

Keanu is so cute

If your dick is so small that it doesn't peak out of your pants then its a good position.

>Sorry some of us do sports and can't have our dongers dangling about.
The ancient Greeks knew what was up, none of this breathable clothing faggotry.

What? Guys dont just get boners like that, you're retarded.

C, not having a dick

t. dicklet
yikes

Do people seriously do A? B is much more natural.

Or, you know, don't wear tight clothing.

Are you retarded u aways go b when u know u bout to get a boner

t. low test cucklet

My dick is always hard i had to wear it like B

>I pirated both

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mine is like this, however I really don't know how the fuck people have dicks that bend to the left or right

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>Actively worried about no reason boners
Hello underage, how's puberty?

Used to do B cause I thought fordyces spots on the underside of my dick were because it couldn't breathe. Now just do A because fuck it.

I literally cannot do A.
When I get errect it stands straight up like in B.
If I try A and I get aroused then it reverts to B in the most uncomfortable way possible. Anyone else with this issue?

You wouldn't pirate a penis

he pirated their foreskins

I don't wear underwear.

>Anyone else with this issue?
Everybody who has a dick and isn't impotent.

>he doesn't know

What the fuck

what a whore

i have to put my dick sideways cause if i do A it pushes my boxer briefs down and one of my nuts will pop out and if i do B itll scrape on the waistband.

I was B, but then waistlines started getting lower and lower. I also wasn't a kid anymore.

You got a porn dick where everyone stops caring about the girl and just starts roasting you for your deformed dick.

Sekiro is Dark Souls with leveling and customization stripped down to almost nothing. There's very little postgame content, so you only replay it to get better at re-running the same handful of areas.
DMC is a bit longer, has skills and options you only unlock after beating it on Normal, Hard and Hardest difficulties, unique enemy placements for each mode, two and a half playable characters each of which is more complex than Sekiro, and has additional modes and content dropping next week.
Get DMC5 first. Sekiro later, when you have more cash.

Dude, my shaft is thick and my head is lie an arrow head.

What the fuck, how is B comfortable in the slightest? I had no idea people did this.

Neither are multiplayer. Wait for a sale. You won't miss out on anything. Only multiplayer games should be bought near release in tight money situations.

First one for me. How the hell do i hide my boner if it pokes outta my waistline and gets restricted

A is superior and makes it look like you're packing

>caring how others position their dicks

yep, this is Yea Forums alright

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C, commando all the time. I like giving my boys plenty of space.

Banana dick aggressively targets girls gspots though

I recognize that duck!

thats me but to the side

Only okay if you wear a cute skirt

I was getting them even when I was 20

dicklet

dicklet

tits or gtfo

this, also destroys prostates. Nothing worse than having a dick that can't even get hard enough to rub against the g-spot or prostate

I'm a grower and my hardons are diamond dick tier so if I'm sporting style A I'll pitch a tent. B is safer in that regard. I assume A is better for people with massive flaccid dicks and less aggressive erections.

So how do you wear your dick in your pants?

How the fuck is B supposed to work? My dick would look out of my pants like this.

out of the way, dicklets

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>Not placing it sideways

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>DMC5 isn't multiplayer
>Only multiplayer games should be bought near release
Wow, two scoops of wrong opinions. How generous.

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Dang it, Bobby.

Faggot
Why don't you give some more information, like if you played the souls/dmc series and how much you liked them

dicklets will use B, my dick is 6" soft so I have to tuck it down sideways.

you're actually retarded you fucking dicklet

This boy aint right

I discovered masturbating when I was about 10 or something by doing the B and then humping the carpet while laying down watching cartoons.

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How do you know the majority wears it like B?

I wish I wore it like B. Now my dick bends downwards and doesnt look like I have a full boner.

whoa, the dicklet is mas as fuck

don't be angry that you never got an uncomfortable boner, dicklet-san

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>Wearing briefs
>Manchild-sized underwear

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Bet it's great not to worry about stupid but minor lyrics important stuff like ops pic

Did you fap normally after that or did you continue to hump the floor until you learned what you were doing?

Where's the tug option?

B when I was young and couldnt control my erections, now A

>mas as fuck
HAHAHA
You are so mad you can't even type properly!
What a fucking dicklet.

>he cant invert his dick

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I've jacked off to furry porn since I was 11 and I think it fucked me up.

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Do i need the Deluxe of dmc5 to see those japanese men perform each cutscene?