Why do people like this series? They're some of the most mediocre, boring metroidvanias I've every played

Why do people like this series? They're some of the most mediocre, boring metroidvanias I've every played.

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unga bunga me jerk off

Because people want to fuck Shantae.

Well, obviously they wouldn't agree with you. Is that really a problem?

Dude fanart tits ass amirite

Tiddies :DD

because low IQ redditors think with their dicks when playing these games, can you blame them? theyre fucking boring

oogity boogity me like porn

she is cute user! CUTE!

It's a Metroidvania series that isn't fucking dead, for one thing.
Also fuck you, the only mediocre one is HGH, the rest are good.

>you lived long enough to see turn against sexy girls in vidya

It's over. The SJW's have won

Pirate's Curse was fun, but the big titty girls helped too.

I like them because they're fun and light hearted. The girls are cute too. Only thing I didn't like about the new one were those cringy vocals in the first level. Go fuck yourself OP you sissy fruit lala boy.

I want in because wayforward have made great games, and despite liking shantae's design because I'm a typical horny bastard something about the aesthetic of the game puts me off.

Infact fuck it, gonna get mummy demastered, that looks more like my ally, or I can just play contra 4 again

unless someone wants to sell me this game, come on there has to be a real shill out there that can sell it to a person who loves shooters more than tits and ass I shit you not

Imagine wanting to play a game just to jerk off to a 4px size drawing of cartoon tits. If that's not mentally ill degeneracy then I don't know what is.

Because the GBC game blew people out of the water with an awesome soundtrack for one.

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Wayfoward will not stop making cute girl games

kys trannies and SJW hypocrites

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>wayforward have made great games
Name one.

>2019
>kink shaming

Yikes

There's good games with sexy girls, Shantae isn't one of them

sony trannies shit on shantae because it's not 'exclusive'

contra 4
Aliens infestation

Hay they were great to me but my taste might be shit compared to yours, maybe you're more into resident evil or mario tennis, I don't know, but its fucking rare for someone who I never heard of to give me 2 games I liked despite being unrelated to each other

Pirate's Curse is literally the only good game in the series

I don't have problem with cute Vidya girls. I have problems if they are in bad games.


I want to call Bayonetta mommy and have her stomp on my balls.

are you implying bayonetta is a good game?

Yes. It is a good game. Just because you suck at action games doesn't mean they are bad user.

hmm..why do you think I'm bad at them
these action games are not hard yet devil may fags and trannienetta faggots think saying a person is bad at their precious game is an offense
it smells projection

so hard game=good game is what you're saying?

>metroidvanias
Just a good platformer, that's all you need to say. Swear on my mum, if i hear this shit again i'm gonna snap someones gregory.

>It’s another “people only like [game] because [hyperbolic meme reason]

Metroidvania.

>if i hear this shit again i'm gonna snap someones gregory.

metroidvania, come on he's a cunt DO EET

What the fuck is a gregory?