That guy on your friends list who only plays anime games and you can never play a normal game with him

>that guy on your friends list who only plays comedy night with strangers at 2am
what a loser am I right

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>That guy who can only play games after blazing it up to get more immersed

It's me

lmao my orbiters do that

I don't blame you, playing games at 3am when I'm drunk as fuck and having bants is great

>respond to them once every ten or twenty times it happens to keep them on the hook because i like the attention
>that weird feeling when one of these guys i barely talk to on the internet thanks me for being their friend

Thats me

thank you so much

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kek

>That friend that you used to play with at least 1-3 hours a day but now has a life and will hop on once every few days.

im that guy
fuck you im just trying to be friendly

follow his lead and lay off the games.

>that guy on your friends list that doesn’t exist because you have never had a friend and it’s empty.

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>friends want to play multiplayer shooter
>i'm years out of practise as i only play single player
>hardly get kills and let down the team
>they don't ask me to play any more

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Literally me.

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How do you make friends at 35?

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fuck em you're not even in the wrong, people need to learn not to take shooters and assfaggots so seriously

>That guy who messages you the very second you come online
>That guy who sends you 7 messages even though you never even replied to the first one
>That guy who keeps wanting you to watch him play games

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>add someone from Yea Forums
>never talked to them again

you don't

Should I just kill myseld?

>play mostly co-op games
>while playing [co-op game] some [guy] adds me after a smooth mission
>be happy that I have someone to play with on a regular basis
>he never/barely touch [co-op game] ever again

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Co-workers and Discord. I played a few rounds of overwatch with a co-worker and his crew. They were a bunch of normies sept for the one of em. We ended up playing Divinity OS2 together because the normies in the group hated the thought of turn based combat and isometric stuff and things went from there. You of course will never make friends if you're scared to talk to people

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>that friend who played tatsunoko vs capcom and was an absolute god, placing first in every local
>that same friend only bought nintendo products and bought a wiiu and switch
>he won't play anything that's not nintendo and now only plays smash even though he was a complete beast at versus games
>he's horrible at smash and tried getting him into unist and bbcf but he says he doesn't want to play on pc
how do i make him play actual fighitng games

you don't

Depends on your hobbies
I used to recommend going to smash bros weekly tournaments but the game sucks ass so idk

I don’t what?

engage in a hobby outside of videogames and go to places where people are all about it. It's great, you make friends who you have more in common with and it winds up being a stronger bond than 'we were friends in high school so I guess you'll do.'

what games you play? i played a lot of umvc3 and once i moved to a new city i went to the local and now hang out iwth them every wednesday and friday to play st, cvs2, and umvc3

I don’t have any hobbies
I didn’t have friends in highschool.

serious answer
get a job if you dont have one already, you (might) make friends though i dont know how autistic you are
dont go in there trying to make friends though that's weird and nobody likes people who try too hard

FFXIV stays logged in but I don’t acutally play it. I have over a year of gameplay time but I haven’t even finished Stormbloods msq

>I didn’t have friends in highschool.
you aren't missing out. Highschoolers are trash.

Also; get hobbies. If friends and hobbies aren't interesting to you, why do you want to make friends? What's the question even? Sounds like you're content to just play steam games by yourself.

I’m lonely all I do is cry and go to work.

Sounds like you need to work on yourself before anything else

relatable. you sound like me from 10 years ago. change is hard, user. you're going to need to pick yourself up. get to therapy, group counseling, hobbies. talk to people, reach out and make an ass out of yourself trying to get help. It won't be easy but it's way better out here when you get over and out of that shit.

>t. recovered crybaby addict who now shaves his neck and t-talks to g-g-girls

>that guy who has thousands of hours in one niche game, doesn't want to play anything else and stops talking to you once you move on from that game
Yes, that's me. Fuck off with trying to get me to play the new flavour of the month trash with you and stop trying to force small talk - it's annoying.

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What game do you play?

@455982581

here's your (you), weebtrash

>being emotionally committed to a videogame

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How do I initiate a conversation

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Know what to talk about before you say "hi" helps, at least a few topics/questions, in case the other person is not very talkative and silence sets in. A reason why to talk might be good as well.

>that guy who decides to dump all his emotional baggage to steam chat out of nowhere
just here to play games jfc

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>that guy you grew up playing all kinds of games with for the last 15 years but now suddenly he's trans and you don't even bother getting on voip when he's on because it's too awkward trying not to misgender and you just wish he'd snap out of it and get theropy or some shit.

the guy is either dumb as shit or in a seriously fucked up situation

chances are he's just dumb though

A coop game.

fucking hell

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that's me with DFO

He posted pics of himself in women's clothes and the admin had to delete them and shit. It's rough man. Mental health is so goddamn neglected in this shit hole nation.

If he had legally changed his name would you have trouble swapping?

If he went to a therapist and they said that HRT was the correct route for him what would be your argument then?

You can try bbcf again now that its on switch desu

>When this site fucks your mind up so much that you read bbfc as big back cock (female)

Through relatives and coworkers

stupid frogposter

Stupid stupid frogposter

Probably. It's more like
>oh dude check out-
>he's afk

And in my opinion HRT is a shit treatment that just causes people to lose their fuckin minds. And surgery is even worse.

The ones that liked me are dead and the rest don’t like me. My coworkers kinda ignore me.

So mental health is drasticly needed as long as you agree with the outcomes?

I'll delete you soon enough, don't worry about it, loner

I wouldn't have nearly as much of a problem with trans people if they could perfectly turn somebody into the other gender. What they do now is crazy, half baked and ends up making things worse.

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Based on your years of study and degree?

I don't add people. They will talk about real life and make me feel sad. Offline status is a blessing in any multiplayer game, I can play 12 hours daily with no problems.

t. ranny

Strike up a conversation with them about common things like work, weather or the game yesterday. They probably only ignore you because you were introverted in the past so they don't want to bother you. Once you show that you want to talk to them they will be friendlier towards you

>anyone who disagrees with me is a tranny! Everyone must fall in line!

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That's a very tranny thing to say.

Leave me alone and let me enjoy my ice cream.

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>that group of HS friends you kept talking to after going to uni
>play assfaggots with them
>realize it's a shit game that's ruining our friendship and quit
>they keep playing, and only come online to play
>they can't hold a normal conversation while playing since assfaggots rots your brain
I just want to chat once in a while ffs.

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me and hs friends played league. once enter uni quit league. they still play for the next 3 years. don't talk to them anymore becuase the only thing we had in common was that we liked league.

>that guy who always moves on from a game to something else just when you start getting good at it

>that guy on your friends list who's cool but plays nothing but fucking overwatch

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>I wouldn't have nearly as much of a problem with trans people if they could perfectly turn somebody into the other gender.
that's a great point actually

This is why I'm not friends with any americans. They all turn out to be some freak tranny.

>That guy who laughs at the games you play online