NINTENDO

nu-saria looks kinda cool

HIRE
youtube.com/watch?v=KhHS8WrvfZs

Isn't left also a remake?

HIRE

She's cute

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C

Imagine thinking the Link's Awakening Switch remake is good.

It's not even fucking out yet

I think I know why every "modern" design take for old Nintendo games look so bland and souless
It's because the original is as morbid and devoid of feeling too. I mean look at that girl, it's just the square face girl model with a lazy green outfit (they're from the forest tribe so they have to dress in green and ALSO have green hair, get it?). So either nintendo goes for funko pop graphics or make new characters cause the lazy 2 layered-2-colored ones from the 64 era are utter crap, but nintards nostalgia, the most lethal type of disease, keep them from seeing the truth

It'll be a nintendo remake. Poor art direction, basically the same game with "quality of life" improvements that feel stapled on rather than integrated into the game, significantly changing the feel and flow of the game. That's it.

Samus returns was better than original in every way

Saria was my first fap

is the right one of those unreal engine fan things? because zelda characters don't look like that

it felt like a ninja theory remake.

HIRE THIS MAN

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This looks fucking worse than the original

good but dead

Whats wrong with its eyes?

The one on the right looks like she's about to get fucked

I’m so fucking glad these assholes are being shown as the talentless hacks they are

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yet when nintendo poops out their next big smelly stinking turd (funko zelda for example) you are gonna get on your knees and smell it and lick it until your stomach is filled and thank the laziest japs of the nip world for the meal

I AM THE YEAST
OF THOUGHTS
AND MIND

I have seen better saria in sfm porn

Even the dialogue on the left has more soul, what the fuck.

"Hey link! It's me saria!"

what a retarded sentence, why would someone greet a friend this way, like if he didn't knew you in the first place.

I'd like to see you do better

La Goblina...

>I think I know why every "modern" design take for old Nintendo games look so bland and souless
Hyrule Warriors had great designs for everyone (Fuck Lana, she stole Saria's stick, and caused Cia to be uguu instead of sexy)

VALVE
youtu.be/tmhOUrIqYvc

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>something is bad
>"ugh! you cant complain cause you can't do better!"
eat shit

That HD model looks like some shit from Grabbed by the Ghoolies

Fan map?

Left looks nice with a cute character, right looks like one of those gremlins that are supposed to be girls that you see on shadbase

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Hammer comes with the .vmf file Valve used to make 2fort, he just slapped super ill-fitting repeating textures on it and he's done this with almost every map and broke the lighting and bot navigation in the process some versions have furry porn in them too for whatever reason

yes

You mean this.

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Literally soul vs soulless

>that texture on the tunic
>the lack of seam between two clearly different texture types
it's very clear he cannot do cloth well

honestly, what the fuck is this guy trying to do? why is he wasting so much time doing this shit without getting paid?

when's samus ASMR

>nobody pointed out the tessellated spike rocks

NINTENDO
RETIRE THIS MAN

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He got old dude

>that fucking insane tessellation
what the fuck is going on

>eyebrows different colour from hair

But his body was always ready

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HIRE

THIS

MAN

>phoneposting

can someone post the link to the oregano vid

one you from me

This is a god damn assfaggot reference isn't it

>Hey Link, Its me Saria

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No, that felt like a shitty fangame with stock graphic effects and full of ocs

>surgeon fucks up surgery badly
>gets called a quack
>"let's see you do better"

No it's a cyka 2 reference

>No it's an assfaggot reference