Online in this game just annoys the fuck out of me. It's not even the netcode, poor matchmaking, or lag. It's just the way people fucking play the game. I don't really care about how good or bad I am, but it seems like everyone I play against is a huge faggot, both in the way they act and play the game.
Get a kill? Ok, I'll just stand here and do nothing, how epic bro! Check this out, I can dashdance on my controller bro! I can wavedash too! I feel like playing DDR on my controller today, how about I pick my most annoying move and only use that? Don't forget all the 2 stock FD 3 minute retards
What the fuck else are people supposed to do when they kill you? Cant taunt so would you rather them t bag or dash dance? Unless they have a charge move there is nothing significant they can do except keep moving.
Jose James
>can't even take a small break and breath in and/or stretch my fingers between stocks without upsetting faggot OP
Julian Mitchell
you are a retard
Sebastian Johnson
People move around a lot after kills to keep their momentum going. If that's something that makes you angry then you're the faggot.
Wyatt Scott
>keep their momentum going
You sound like a huge faggot.
Isaac Thompson
>if you move i get mad >if you stand still i get mad
Nolan Murphy
what a fucking retard so you want us to commit SD or fucking what?
why are fighting games so full of cringe made up words?
Hudson Sullivan
You sound incredibly autistic OP
Jordan Green
Ones like that are fine. There needs to be some kind of unoffical term for them when they are discussed online.
Specific character techs are the real cringey ones, like Rosalina 'lunar jump' which someone tried and failed to make a thing on discord. (It was making Luma stay on the ground while Rosalina jumps)
Gabriel Walker
Why would you play online in Smash anyway?
You have only yourself to blame.
Henry White
If your online ruleset contains any of the following >less than 3 stocks or no stocks at all >flag enabled >assists and pokeballs enabled >less than 7 minutes >FD or BF only
You are a nig and a fag
Chase Reyes
>opponent dash dances after 1 KO >2 stock them and dash dance >they commit suicide lmao, fucking ADD children
Tyler Turner
>go down 2-3 with K. Rool vs. animu swordie #325 >start to pull off the comeback, down to 1 stock each >opponent gets tilted because of this, hit ‘em with a K. dab >opponent jumps off the stage >GAME
Aiden Gutierrez
>can't stop moving between stocks >can't move between stocks What's left, you just want them to taunt?
Joseph Foster
>Get reamed for your first stock, totally outplayed >Finally take their first stock with you at 150% >teabag >Await the teabags after they take your next 2 stocks >laugh through the tears
Adam Brooks
OP just mad cuz bad
Thomas Ramirez
I just rage quit whenever I don't feel like playing a match online, now. I'm up to 90-minute soft bans.