Online in this game just annoys the fuck out of me. It's not even the netcode, poor matchmaking, or lag...

Online in this game just annoys the fuck out of me. It's not even the netcode, poor matchmaking, or lag. It's just the way people fucking play the game.
I don't really care about how good or bad I am, but it seems like everyone I play against is a huge faggot, both in the way they act and play the game.

Get a kill? Ok, I'll just stand here and do nothing, how epic bro! Check this out, I can dashdance on my controller bro! I can wavedash too!
I feel like playing DDR on my controller today, how about I pick my most annoying move and only use that?
Don't forget all the 2 stock FD 3 minute retards

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Quickplay is genuinely shittier than For Glory.

What the fuck else are people supposed to do when they kill you? Cant taunt so would you rather them t bag or dash dance? Unless they have a charge move there is nothing significant they can do except keep moving.

>can't even take a small break and breath in and/or stretch my fingers between stocks without upsetting faggot OP

you are a retard

People move around a lot after kills to keep their momentum going. If that's something that makes you angry then you're the faggot.

>keep their momentum going

You sound like a huge faggot.

>if you move i get mad
>if you stand still i get mad

what a fucking retard so you want us to commit SD or fucking what?

R8 / post mains.

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You sound like a child.

>someone has their rules set to 3 minutes with items on

I actively try not to piss people off by standing there. Someone like you should stop being such a fucking faggot holy shit

>to keep their momentum going
What momentum?
Do you lose your 'mojo' if you stop acting like a fag for 2 seconds

>muuh wavedash
>muuh dashdance
>muuh cancelmove
>muuh aidscancer

why are fighting games so full of cringe made up words?

You sound incredibly autistic OP

Ones like that are fine. There needs to be some kind of unoffical term for them when they are discussed online.

Specific character techs are the real cringey ones, like Rosalina 'lunar jump' which someone tried and failed to make a thing on discord. (It was making Luma stay on the ground while Rosalina jumps)

Why would you play online in Smash anyway?

You have only yourself to blame.

If your online ruleset contains any of the following
>less than 3 stocks or no stocks at all
>flag enabled
>assists and pokeballs enabled
>less than 7 minutes
>FD or BF only

You are a nig and a fag

>opponent dash dances after 1 KO
>2 stock them and dash dance
>they commit suicide
lmao, fucking ADD children

>go down 2-3 with K. Rool vs. animu swordie #325
>start to pull off the comeback, down to 1 stock each
>opponent gets tilted because of this, hit ‘em with a K. dab
>opponent jumps off the stage
>GAME

>can't stop moving between stocks
>can't move between stocks
What's left, you just want them to taunt?

>Get reamed for your first stock, totally outplayed
>Finally take their first stock with you at 150%
>teabag
>Await the teabags after they take your next 2 stocks
>laugh through the tears

OP just mad cuz bad

I just rage quit whenever I don't feel like playing a match online, now.
I'm up to 90-minute soft bans.

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Arenas > quickplay

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