Why is every match of Overwatch frustrating?

AAAAH KURO KURO CUNNY FUNNY I WANT KURO CUNNY

I remember when I lost my virginity in college I got so excited that I wouldn't let go of the girls ass cheeks. I was thinking to myself the whole time how we had been out all night and she hadn't showered, which meant that her ass had probably touched public toilets at some point. I didnt care though. I really like grabbing butts.

SHIT COMES FROM THE ASS IF YOU FIND IT AROUSNG YOU'RE A SCAT FETISHIST MILKERS MASTER RACE YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I love my wife Olivia

>he's never wanted to hotdog a chick's ass and cum all over her back

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>having kids
Don't you know that the world is gonna end in 12 years?

Tits>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>vagina>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a*s

>Why is every match of Overwatch frustrating?
Cause playing Overwatch is like getting hit with every item in Mario Kart. I still love my brown beauties tho.

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ps4 is irredeemable atm. no one gives a fuck

Threadly reminder that Ana, Pharah, Sombra, D.Va, and Mei are for white husbands.

GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARDS

LITERALLY

IF YOU PLAY LIKE A RETARD, YOU SHOULD FUCKING DIE BUT NOPE LOL

Like half the fucking cast just gets these free get out of jail free cards and NO ONE likes fighting these fucking characters.

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Where's DVA's left ear?

I love my gf Olivia

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They blew their budget on Brigitte's butt and couldn't detail the rest of the picture.

>Centrist scum

>I still love my brown beauties tho.
Was Overwatch diversity done right?

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why is every thread epic?
discord.gg/Su9sdBE

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>No black women
I'd say so

I wonder that too. Is it because they're so short? Is it because it's so easy to hit that living an extended amount of time is a pipe dream?

>Centrist
>For three objects
It only works for a two-object spectrum you retard.

The ass looks like playdough but I appreciate the effort regardless.

the soul

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As much as I want to cum inside of Ana until Pharah has siblings, it really bothers me how she sounds like a doting grandma even in her younger skins.

But this is from the same company who considered Hanzo saying a couple words under his breath during his ult in his wolf skin "an unfair advantage" so that's par for the course, I guess.

Because that's what games are build around to now, frustration and slot machine addiction because developers are incompetent newbies and publishers want to make bank.

heres your playdoh

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who is we?

>playing video games based on hentai
what did you expect?

Nah you're still being a people pleasing cum dump that's afraid of conflict. I bet you play healer.

Thanks, I love her very much.

>de hippie spacing

Reminder that every part of a beautiful woman is sexy. Even her feet and tummy.

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>3 axis system of coordinates has no centre
American education.

The stomach is the most sexual part of the body not directly related to reproduction.

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>you will never be a sexy woman and have hot lesbian sex with your friends
Why even live?

*snifffffff*

because the gameplay is shit

This but only flat and/or toned stomachs.

There is NOTHING hotter than a girl who takes good care of her stomach

anyone got any actual sombra tips, just starting out with her.

Id rather play overwatch than deal with a bitch and two smaller bitches. Please do not reply I don't respect you in anyway

I honestly love anywhere that's sensitive and soft. Probably because of my tickling fetish.

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basically there are simply too many foibles that can happen strictly via matchmaker
>e.g. two teams are assembled one of which is suited to run dive and the other of which is suited to run a more sustain-y/delay comp
>this could play out in several ways, the delay comp team could be suited for GOATS/deathball/3-3 which would shit on the dive team in most situations
>the delay team could also be made up of players who hope to play mei, reaper, torb etc. and will just get utterly bodied by players picking characters with basic ult synergys

This may still be annoying in some situations but the real issue becomes how short the matches are. You only have about a minute to first devise a strategy, then even less time to analyze team fights and enemy team comp to come up with a new strategy. You have to analyze not only what is happening in the match, but also your teammates are limited and so are you, while your enemies limitations are unknown. This can be frustrating when you are asked to switch to a character you don't feel comfortable on, or when you ask someone to switch and they are unwilling/unable. It can even be more frustrating when you come up with a new strat and you lose anyway

I won't pretend a match can't play out in a lot of different ways but a lot of this results in matches playing out in two primary ways
>you feel as if you are running head first into a brick wall at incredible hihg speeds
>you feel as if the enemy team melts away before you eyes
and it's honestly hard for me to say which one of these feel worse to play.

We don't even need to get into *how* specific characters/comps/abilities feel to play against (ignoring any balance claims people make) before you should already be able to see how this isn't an ideal experience.

The sad part is this game has a lot of potential and there are simply so many things to like about it. but I cannot honestly recommend it, all of my fun that I had stemmed from learning the game and playing with friends.

I WANNA MARRY SAKURA BROS

Hack health packs to heal your teammates or deny enemies
Hack shield heroes or people who have their ult
You can use your Translocator as bait if you throw it where an enemy can see it. If they're dumb they'll stand there watching it waiting for you to pop up in front of them.

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>no feet
cringe and bluepilled

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>But this is from the same company who considered Hanzo saying a couple words under his breath during his ult in his wolf skin "an unfair advantage" so that's par for the course,
fuck off faggot. cosmetics changing ult voice lines is utter cancer

cosmetics LITERALLY shouldn't even exist and they wouldn't if faggots like you didn't exist. I hope you die

Because of the way random matchmaking works in all Blizzard games. Let me explain... Blizzard are notorious for forcing their customers to behave a particular way in their games. Just like they do in WoW random pvp ques, the "random" matchmaking system assembles teams so that half of each team consists of good players, the other half unskilled players. The goal of this is to give each and every player a 1:1 win/loss ratio. Why do they do this? Some say it's social engineering, others say it's to keep good players from getting super high ranks without having a pre-made team.

If any Overwatch solo-que players ITT don't believe me, login to the game and check your win percentage for a hero you've played many hours on. It will be approximately 50%

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>shitty maps
>too reliant on teammates, you can pop off like a motherfucker and still lose or play like garbage and still get carried
>none of the heroes are fun to play against
With that said I want Mei's asscheeks to engulf my face.

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>3 dimensional objects don't have a center
are you retarded?

I want Mei to bear my hapa children

unless you're actually any good at the game pick a different character. you're a net negative to your team.

don't feel singled out though this goes for EVERY single
Orissa player
DPS player (outside of sym and torb)
Sombra player
Wreckingball player
and Ana/Zen player
below high diamond (3300+) and even that is pushing it.

Stfu Quasimodo

>none of the heroes are fun to play against
That's one impression I got in the short while I got, especially with Mei. She wasn't even strong, but being slowed to a crippling speed out of nowhere is just the last thing I want to have in an arena shooter.

Hacking healers should be first. Then shield tanks. Only hack health packs that are in the vicinity of main fighting areas. By that I mean theres no point in hacking packs on your side considering your healer should always be around.

Answer: Once you hit your skill rating, every game is treadmill. You can't progress despite effort and time put in.

Real answer: Only jackasses play this game. Not fun to play with or against.

>that animation of tracer and her girlfriend getting dicked so hard that they became straight

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I have an 100% win rate on brig this season across 7 hours played

deal with it bronzie

Because the game is legitimately a mess balance-wise. You should quit playing. Seriously. There are better competitive multiplayer FPS games.

You've peaked my interest. What?

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While this is true and I agree. I think a little stomach pooch can be cute as fuck.

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there really isn't, but that's more of an indictment of current competitive FPS games than it is a praise of OW.

you should just stop playing all FPS, it's literally a dead genre for braindead retards at this point.

I think my wife Olivia is cute as fuck

Where

Because people are fucking retards

because you're not good at it

I mean I'm pretty sure at this point we could make a 10 minute compilation of GM+ players saying "the game isn't fun" or "I'm quitting the game" or something along those lines

based and abe pilled

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true with literally every game. When you're in the top tier of a competitive game you pretty much despise the game as a rule

>tfw no wife to impregnate until she has a girl and so that I can elope with my future daughterwife

Armpits are the patrician choice

>waifus replace real women
>leader is beggin ya to have sex
Wew

it's a game designed around appealing to both competitive crowds and casual crowds leaving both just outside of satisfied.

over half their current playerbase is playing because its what their friends still play or they are addicted.

long term playing isn't even rewarded due to constant wildly swinging balance changes.

He's talking how some climate change experts predict that 12 years are all we have before runaway climate change happens.

He's off the mark, it's 16 years

>you hate it because you're not good
>but good players hate it
>well all good players hate their game
life truly is suffering isn't it?

wow "climate change experts" have definitely never done that before. We should definitely believe them this time

>spoiler
nice

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Oh. It'll buff out if China can be reigned in.

God I love her so much

Game is unsatisfying as shit. And the player base is a bunch of mouth breathing mumble fucks who can barely use their mic. And the game is piss easy, used to think widowmaker trickshots were the shit till I realized how large most targets are in this game.

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retard

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game?

she's perfect, bros

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Search Overwatch short:new experiences or something like that. If r34 doesn't have it then there should be a porn site which has it.

She's my perfect wife, bros.

>Ass+tits+hips (also known as general feminine proportions)
Fixed that 4 you

because after you use your abilities, you're at a disadvantage due to cooldowns

>having a daughter at all

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>Refuting the existence of non-romantic relationships.

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My man

the truth

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>interacting with anything without the ulterior motive of wanting to fuck or kill it later

oof yikes... lots of betas here

How many Sombros are on Yea Forums

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>that webm of Mei slamming her pussy on a pubescent boy's dick

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Definitely me. Any time there's an Overwaifu thread, I'm there.

She means the world to me.

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You wish your butt was only that big

More than you expect

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Team games are invariably frustrating when someone is so bad you can't carry, and doubly so in a game like Overwatch where you'll see an easily observable point of failure slowly wipe you and your team.

Overwatch has an incredible low skill ceiling simply doesn't allowing you to turn matches by playing well. You are at mercy of your team members and their character picks.

Losing control is frustrating.

I want to BE D.Va!

braaaap

You'd BE my wife, then.

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Because the competitive system rewards toxicity.
Because there's way too much healing.
Because there's way too much burst damage.

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>raising kids and having a wife
No thanks, i like having money, freedom and complete independence.
29 Years old and living the best life ever.

>join midgame
>team stands no chance against opposing team
>people constantly dropping out
>round ends
>repeat

Never a decent match.

Don't do that to my girlfriend

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braaaaaaaaaaaap

They should just throw their young girls to dirty old men and have the state raise the kids.

Because my fucking turret is better than all of my teammates combined that's how shit they are.

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They should give their young girls to foreigners

Like me

Much better with the audio.
youtube.com/watch?v=eH10efX7Png

Playing Torb is some of the most fun I have in this game. There's something enjoyable about dancing as a dwarf while your turret and molten cum do more than your entire team did that match.

>breaking in lesbians and making them your wives

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Is there a gif of this

>not the brap version
I hate this board

>There's something enjoyable about dancing as a dwarf while your turret and molten cum do more than your entire team did that match.
Fucking this. I also laugh my ass off whenever I'm dancing on the payload and my turret is just fucking up anybody that gets close

You need to make a mega and share your Sombra pics. I'm running low.
Also it's good to know so many anons have good taste in waifus

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Kill yourself along with that unfunny meme

To be honest I only have 225 images of my wife

I only keep safe for work images with just her in them.

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Sorry Guy Jean.
Only strong Nipponjin blood for a strong Nippon.

>I only have 225 images of my wife
Then more than likely I have most of them. That's too bad.

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Please post Bridgett

I didn't know Yea Forums was full with so many cultured people.

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god fuckign damnit
im stright and but god i wish i was this busty with nice thick brappers like those
holy shit
should i take hrt or not? if things go so wrong i can always just shoot myself

Don't be a fucking retard son.

No matter how many pictures I have of her, it wouldn't be enough.

There's no such thing as enough of my wife.

who the fuck decided this stupid ball cunt needed to be so fast
can't even keep up with the fucker wall skimming perfectly

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For me? It's Widowmaker.

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apologies

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ha ha nice

I want to marry and impregnate Amelie

also lucio boop is worthless compared to anything else
>boop someone off an edge with lucio
>they just strafe back over

>slammed with hammond
>can't move
>hit by doomfist
>can't move
>hit while in the air by a rein hammer
>CAN'T MOVE
>ANYONE DOES LITERALLY FUCKING ANYTHING
>YOU DON'T GET TO CONTROL YOUR CHARACTER ANYMORE

i fucking hate blizzard

Is goats dead?

I literately just shart myself because of these. I hope your happy.

>Having any sort of relation with another human at all

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I love my wife Ashe

>brig still exists
take a wild guess bud

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This is also true

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GODDAMN THAT NOSE

I want to embrace her and never let go.

>relying on other humans for your daily needs at all

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faggot

Fucking fence sitters

Best part of a girl is her teeth, it's not up for debate

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Wish there was a better Mei models for blender and stuff. They all look like shit. There's exactly one that has a good model, but that guy never did another mei animation.

Kuro, why are your clothes so tiny?

>not getting hard to kneecaps, shoulder blades, and ear lobes
Fucking disgusting

Arhoangel

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Why does every overwatch thread make me want to masturbate

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Can somebody post that AIDS chaser screencap from /owg/? I need to puke real bad.

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Reminder to never lay off the wrong people in the development team guys. With the advancement of the the world's technology, and science. We are proud to announce our beloved Mercy as our first trans hero!

I'm sorry but I still revere well shaped large, natural breasts over anything else.

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Yo quiero my bell head inside Sombra's taco.

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the stomach contains the uterus/ovaries.

they'd get melted by acid you fucking retard

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>Its actually real
Holy fuck, they went ahead and fell for the fucking meme.

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BLOOD COMES OUT OF VAGINAS
IF YOU PUT YOUR DICK IN ONE YOU'RE A BLOOD FETISHEST

Man of culture.

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>white husbands
>implying they haven't all been Doomfisted by now

So doing something else with them?

>Ana
>Pharah

there's something supremely satisfying about putting your turret in an annoying place and watching it demolish spastic tracers and genjis

Because they made a competitive, e-sport based TF2, so they had to remove everything that made it fun

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>spoiler

where's the source?

0/10

Came here to post this.

Then again if you can think beyond your own subpar, selfish gene, you could influence her to marry up beneficially.

Here's the source for ya My ass!

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no game is worse

I want Pharah to step on me

pathetic

That's what I want Pharaoh to call me as she's stepping on me.

For me it’s Ashe but I don’t have any images of her on my phone

Best answer. Shame a good one is so rare.

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