Retard Filters

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>Watch streamer
>Gets the train quest
>Have no idea how to play games in general
>He reads chat while just driving forward
>Complete quest
Everyone were prepared for him to fail hard but I guess this quest is a joke.

>quest

>get the motorbike on top of the train
>get off
>shoot the Vagos with shotgun down before you even enter the tunnel
>get on the bike again and leave

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Gacha is the biggest retard filter there is.

easier said than done, you realistically only had one chance at the jump to do it in time.

>he calls quests missions

I beat it the first time by jumping onto the train and shooting them all.

Healthy social life

i can't either, im 20 and when i bought new shoes my mom tied them for me and i left them that way since

Explain

Spent days trying to figure out how to get past this as a kid before reading the walkthrough on gamefaqs. Anyone else?

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>brainlet
>never understood the rabbit running around the tree method
>reverse engineer a knot as a 5 year old and replicate as best I can
>tied my laces that way every since

i don't shame you user, every explanation on how to tie laces is overly complex

It was patched to be easier.

The bike just slides off the train if you try that. The jumps are there so you can go over the train, not on it.

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I'm talking about doing this:
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>as a kid
Dear fuck, time flies. I was in my final high school year when Skyrim came out. I didn't have much trouble with this since there is a note along with the claw, saying the answer is in your palm.

W-what am i looking at here? Don't telling me those upper holes on the shoes actually have a purpose.

Retard filter, not fucking lobotomite filter.

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this mission wasn't all that hard but required a lot of patience, our main problem was we never trusted bigsmoke and always were trying to kill those cholos ourselves by jumping on top of the train and shooting them down and we also tried using a cheat which would let you aim while driving. but they were not working and glitching the game, finally we just decided to trust bigsmoke and he actually pulled it off

You could at least look up how to do it online, there are even step by step pics on multiple ways to tie shoes. I've been using the double knot method since i was 6

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>trusting smoke
>ever

>this qualifies as a puzzle

Why did they even make the player do this

You could do that, but that means you have to admit to yourself that you're an idiot who don't know how to tie your shoes right.

Sounds like they already admitted to that anyway, might as well just deal with it now

>I was in my final high school year
>I didn't have much trouble with this
>didn't have much trouble
>much trouble
jesus

>speed ahead of train
>get off and shoot them all as it drives by
>mission passed
this always worked every time for me

>we STILL need to wear shoes

reee

You literally only had to follow the damn train, focus on driving carefully and not wiping out while your partner shoots them

True, best part is, it's a filter for life.
Loser who waste their money on that shit will never be able to move forward in life.

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>not killing the train driver before starting the cutscene

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I just jumped around, used Sabimaru, the axe and flame barrel on him. I also died.

>speed ahead
>shoot them with an RPG
>all of them just stand up and keep going

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i remember that stupid car race in Mafia 1 i couldnt finish and refused to use friends save, heard they patched it later but thats the reason i never finished the game

>Drive ahead of train
>Drive up side of bridge
>Get off bike and jump on train
>Kill everyone
>Go back for Smoke

Job done

What?

Yeah these guys had a ton of health, they weren't like normal enemies. I don't believe you could speed ahead and shoot them down.

The ENTIRETY of Underrail. If you couldnt even get to Core city, you were a fucking PLEB. Depot A is the ultimate casual filter.

AK47 does wonders, my friend.

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I have one better

>Do Gang Wars
>Get AK
>Pull up ahead of them
>Shoot
>Win

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WHAT DOES IT FUCKING MEAN

Actually he opposite is true: it filters the sane. Only retards scour this board.

Replayed SA recently and the last mission of the driving school made me want to die, fuck the Super GT

Strangely enough, the flying school became the easiest once you knew your way around with a plane. Driving school, on the other hand, has always been the hardest.

Bike is the easiest one, but I agree that the flight school isn't hard, it's just a matter of adjusting to the controls.

I also just jumped around, he made the lightning attack and I deflected it as a reflex... few hits later he died. Anti-climatic as fuck.

>Bike
I even forgot it existed. Come to think of it, most people probably finished it in one sitting.

The only challenges you had to try to not get 100% in the first try were the 180 and stoppie

4 chances. 3 of them dont require you to jump at all.
Are you that retarded?

This. You are a low-functioning autist if you had trouble with the claw puzzles in Skyrim.

The train roof is made of ice. You slide off easily. Getting off the bike doesn't work either. Maybe they changed this after the PS2 version came out. Or maybe the Kirby fucker is That Kid. Probably the latter. I've seen no video that shows you can stand on the train.

Lots of people complained about this one but it was the funniest flight based mission in the game.

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Fuck this mission

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Well, speedrunners usually show one of the jumps, but for a babby version there is a little bridge over a railroad after the tunnel which lets you leave the fat fool alone and jump on the train to kill them yourself, and plenty of time to do so. I'd record it for you if i had the game.

Jesus christ

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You mean Gang Territories?
I just used Motolovs

San Andreas has a ton of kino missions. I also liked that one where you had to 9/11 a dam aboard a Nevada. It's still one of my favorite games of all time, and the story didn't take itself too seriously either which really helped.

What's your favorite trick to pull of in San Andreas?
For me it's pause buffering with grenades

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Yeah, I know that doesn't work though. And speed runners balance on the train to drive by the cholas.

You're a low-functioning autist if you still get baited by this 8 year old joke.

>tfw dude jumps onto your train playing weeb music and shoots your in the face whilst you miss every shot

I watched DSP do it too

I guess they prevent trespassers that doesn't know the combination, but is retarded because it has only 3 inputs and a combination of 5, in which 2 repeat consecutively.
But yeah, Booker should had do the unlocking without the player needing to do anything.

It doesn't?
Well shit.

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why do retard casuals come up with all these stupid ways of jumping onto the train to kill the vagos, you literally just ride next to the train and smoke shoots them

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This shit gave me PTSD of fishing mini games.

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>tfw did this on my first playthrough because i saw the ramp and it would look fucking cool on my gamer resume if i did that
Didn't know that is a speedrun strat.

Joke or not, you are a literal retard if you had trouble with it.

There is a way to cheat through it and it was deliberately implemented to avoid frustration. I didn't know about it the first time I played Mafia though and god damn what a shitty race.

they're called missions you swords and sorcery neckbeard faggot

>Was last kid in my class to learn how to tie my shoes
>I was 10
>I used to feel retarded until I saw these posts

Retards can't put 1 and 1 together.

Problem: Big Smoke keeps shooting the train, not the guys on top of it
Solution: Drive farther away so there's more space between you and the train, and now Big Smoke can hit them normally. Seriously that shit took me 2 attempts to figure out, how did this ever become a meme

The Citizen Kane of video games

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Not sure why that mission gets all the hate when the RC Plane one was fucking worse

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The test at the start of Driver is the ultimate filter, you can't even play the game unless you can pass it

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>never had a console as a kid
>playing gta sa on my shitty pc
>couldn't ever get past the lowrider dance mission because I couldn't read english and I didn't know I had to use the numpad keys

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Blade wolf. Retards can't block.

I knew how to tie shoe laces but acted as if I didn't know so that my mom tied up my laces everyday. I felt like it was my lucky charm if she ties them.
Now Im 22 years old and I still ask her to tie my laces if I get the chance.

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