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Retard Filters
Jose Martin
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Ryan King
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Camden Foster
>Watch streamer
>Gets the train quest
>Have no idea how to play games in general
>He reads chat while just driving forward
>Complete quest
Everyone were prepared for him to fail hard but I guess this quest is a joke.
Elijah James
>quest
Robert Cruz
>get the motorbike on top of the train
>get off
>shoot the Vagos with shotgun down before you even enter the tunnel
>get on the bike again and leave
Robert Bell
Gacha is the biggest retard filter there is.
Lincoln Flores
easier said than done, you realistically only had one chance at the jump to do it in time.
Andrew Cooper
>he calls quests missions
Cooper Cooper
I beat it the first time by jumping onto the train and shooting them all.
Robert Hernandez
Healthy social life
Jackson Garcia
Benjamin Myers
heh
Landon Cooper
same
Dylan Bennett
If it didn't work you drove back to Smoke's house to restart the mission again instead of continuing to follow the train
Dylan Sullivan
Liam Lopez
Camden Perry
Ian Flores
Juan Robinson
>tfw still don't know how to tie shoes
Evan Jones
>discord tranny posting anime girls
Adam Parker
i can't either, im 20 and when i bought new shoes my mom tied them for me and i left them that way since
Caleb Watson
Explain
Jayden James
Spent days trying to figure out how to get past this as a kid before reading the walkthrough on gamefaqs. Anyone else?
Henry White
>brainlet
>never understood the rabbit running around the tree method
>reverse engineer a knot as a 5 year old and replicate as best I can
>tied my laces that way every since
i don't shame you user, every explanation on how to tie laces is overly complex
Dylan Allen
It was patched to be easier.
Lincoln Campbell
The bike just slides off the train if you try that. The jumps are there so you can go over the train, not on it.
Bentley Sanders
Christian Morgan
I'm talking about doing this:
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Chase Cox
>as a kid
Dear fuck, time flies. I was in my final high school year when Skyrim came out. I didn't have much trouble with this since there is a note along with the claw, saying the answer is in your palm.
Ethan Brooks
W-what am i looking at here? Don't telling me those upper holes on the shoes actually have a purpose.
Dylan Hill
Retard filter, not fucking lobotomite filter.
Eli Richardson
Henry Howard
this mission wasn't all that hard but required a lot of patience, our main problem was we never trusted bigsmoke and always were trying to kill those cholos ourselves by jumping on top of the train and shooting them down and we also tried using a cheat which would let you aim while driving. but they were not working and glitching the game, finally we just decided to trust bigsmoke and he actually pulled it off
Elijah Evans
You could at least look up how to do it online, there are even step by step pics on multiple ways to tie shoes. I've been using the double knot method since i was 6
Ian Harris
>trusting smoke
>ever
Jaxson Reed
>this qualifies as a puzzle
Colton Roberts
Why did they even make the player do this
Carter Martinez
You could do that, but that means you have to admit to yourself that you're an idiot who don't know how to tie your shoes right.
Samuel Kelly
Sounds like they already admitted to that anyway, might as well just deal with it now
Parker King
>I was in my final high school year
>I didn't have much trouble with this
>didn't have much trouble
>much trouble
jesus
Evan Wood
>speed ahead of train
>get off and shoot them all as it drives by
>mission passed
this always worked every time for me
Asher Anderson
>we STILL need to wear shoes
reee
Angel Garcia
You literally only had to follow the damn train, focus on driving carefully and not wiping out while your partner shoots them
Joshua Gonzalez
True, best part is, it's a filter for life.
Loser who waste their money on that shit will never be able to move forward in life.
Luis Hughes
Jaxson Carter
Henry Cooper
Wyatt Taylor
>not killing the train driver before starting the cutscene
Camden Bennett
Lincoln Turner
I just jumped around, used Sabimaru, the axe and flame barrel on him. I also died.
Levi Gray
>speed ahead
>shoot them with an RPG
>all of them just stand up and keep going
Nicholas Bailey
i remember that stupid car race in Mafia 1 i couldnt finish and refused to use friends save, heard they patched it later but thats the reason i never finished the game
Bentley Ortiz
>Drive ahead of train
>Drive up side of bridge
>Get off bike and jump on train
>Kill everyone
>Go back for Smoke
Job done
Joshua Allen
What?
Isaiah Reyes
Yeah these guys had a ton of health, they weren't like normal enemies. I don't believe you could speed ahead and shoot them down.
Jose Roberts
The ENTIRETY of Underrail. If you couldnt even get to Core city, you were a fucking PLEB. Depot A is the ultimate casual filter.
Juan Thompson
AK47 does wonders, my friend.
Kevin Clark
Adam Murphy
I have one better
>Do Gang Wars
>Get AK
>Pull up ahead of them
>Shoot
>Win
Levi Clark
Parker Baker
WHAT DOES IT FUCKING MEAN
Alexander Bell
Actually he opposite is true: it filters the sane. Only retards scour this board.
Kevin Bell
Replayed SA recently and the last mission of the driving school made me want to die, fuck the Super GT
Daniel Miller
Strangely enough, the flying school became the easiest once you knew your way around with a plane. Driving school, on the other hand, has always been the hardest.
Sebastian Nelson
Bike is the easiest one, but I agree that the flight school isn't hard, it's just a matter of adjusting to the controls.
Jayden Hughes
I also just jumped around, he made the lightning attack and I deflected it as a reflex... few hits later he died. Anti-climatic as fuck.
Brody Richardson
>Bike
I even forgot it existed. Come to think of it, most people probably finished it in one sitting.
Easton Brown
The only challenges you had to try to not get 100% in the first try were the 180 and stoppie
Jaxson Allen
4 chances. 3 of them dont require you to jump at all.
Are you that retarded?
Ayden Allen
This. You are a low-functioning autist if you had trouble with the claw puzzles in Skyrim.
Brayden Baker
The train roof is made of ice. You slide off easily. Getting off the bike doesn't work either. Maybe they changed this after the PS2 version came out. Or maybe the Kirby fucker is That Kid. Probably the latter. I've seen no video that shows you can stand on the train.
Jayden Thompson
Lots of people complained about this one but it was the funniest flight based mission in the game.
Jacob Smith
Fuck this mission
Wyatt Mitchell
Joshua Miller
Well, speedrunners usually show one of the jumps, but for a babby version there is a little bridge over a railroad after the tunnel which lets you leave the fat fool alone and jump on the train to kill them yourself, and plenty of time to do so. I'd record it for you if i had the game.
Jacob Fisher
Jesus christ
Asher Miller
You mean Gang Territories?
I just used Motolovs
Ian Thomas
San Andreas has a ton of kino missions. I also liked that one where you had to 9/11 a dam aboard a Nevada. It's still one of my favorite games of all time, and the story didn't take itself too seriously either which really helped.
Isaac Brown
What's your favorite trick to pull of in San Andreas?
For me it's pause buffering with grenades
Carson Perry
Yeah, I know that doesn't work though. And speed runners balance on the train to drive by the cholas.
Andrew Myers
You're a low-functioning autist if you still get baited by this 8 year old joke.
Josiah Hall
>tfw dude jumps onto your train playing weeb music and shoots your in the face whilst you miss every shot
Jacob Miller
I watched DSP do it too
Cameron Jenkins
I guess they prevent trespassers that doesn't know the combination, but is retarded because it has only 3 inputs and a combination of 5, in which 2 repeat consecutively.
But yeah, Booker should had do the unlocking without the player needing to do anything.
Lucas Myers
It doesn't?
Well shit.
Samuel James
Jace Moore
why do retard casuals come up with all these stupid ways of jumping onto the train to kill the vagos, you literally just ride next to the train and smoke shoots them
Eli Wright
Aaron Ward
This shit gave me PTSD of fishing mini games.
Jose Taylor
>tfw did this on my first playthrough because i saw the ramp and it would look fucking cool on my gamer resume if i did that
Didn't know that is a speedrun strat.
Nathaniel Richardson
Joke or not, you are a literal retard if you had trouble with it.
Mason Sullivan
There is a way to cheat through it and it was deliberately implemented to avoid frustration. I didn't know about it the first time I played Mafia though and god damn what a shitty race.
Blake Turner
they're called missions you swords and sorcery neckbeard faggot
David Moore
>Was last kid in my class to learn how to tie my shoes
>I was 10
>I used to feel retarded until I saw these posts
Samuel Brooks
Retards can't put 1 and 1 together.
Problem: Big Smoke keeps shooting the train, not the guys on top of it
Solution: Drive farther away so there's more space between you and the train, and now Big Smoke can hit them normally. Seriously that shit took me 2 attempts to figure out, how did this ever become a meme
Hudson Young
The Citizen Kane of video games
Logan Roberts
Brandon Morris
David Powell
Blake Williams
Not sure why that mission gets all the hate when the RC Plane one was fucking worse
Lincoln Martin
The test at the start of Driver is the ultimate filter, you can't even play the game unless you can pass it
David Reed
Jayden Martin
>never had a console as a kid
>playing gta sa on my shitty pc
>couldn't ever get past the lowrider dance mission because I couldn't read english and I didn't know I had to use the numpad keys
Nathan Rogers
Blade wolf. Retards can't block.
Cooper Taylor
I knew how to tie shoe laces but acted as if I didn't know so that my mom tied up my laces everyday. I felt like it was my lucky charm if she ties them.
Now Im 22 years old and I still ask her to tie my laces if I get the chance.