Yea Forums joked back in 2012 about the day when shitty Gen Z would take over the Internet and rape it.
Now that day finally came and you've got Zoomers born in 2001 posting nostalgia threads for Skyrim, Minecraft, and MW2, once widely considered cancerous.
How about it's 1998 you get off school and head home to play Duke Nukem 3D?
I used to work in pediatric medical field and when I talked with patients about vidya it was always Fortnite, Minecraft or FIFA. Asking about any other game the response was "that's boring."
Brody Wilson
>2013 >in school Am I being baited?
Jason King
I WANT MY I WANT MY I WANT MY TWITCH TV
Now look at them zoomers that's the way you do it You play the vidya on the twitch tv That ain't workin' that's the way you do it Money for nothing and your games for free
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it Lemme tell ya them zoomers ain't dumb Maybe get a blister on your trigger finger Maybe get a blister on your thumb
We got to mow lawns every morning, degauss our CRT We got to wash cars and do some fishing, we got to boot up ol' Quake 3
See the little faggot with the earring and the make up Yeah buddy that zoomer is trans That little faggot got his own hormone pills That little faggot he's a speedrunner
We got to mow lawns every morning, degauss our CRT We got to wash cars and do some fishing, we got to boot up ol' Quake 3
I shoulda learned to play some fortnite I shoulda learned to play some league of legend Look at that streamer titties stickin' in the camera man Ladies hope your night is fun
And he's streaming, what's that? Custom sub noises? Banging out the emotes on the twitch tv That ain't workin' that's the way you do it Get your money for nothing and your games for free
We got to mow lawns every morning, degauss our CRT We got to wash cars and do some fishing, we got to boot up ol' Quake 3
Ryder Sullivan
i'm 26, i just don't cling to the past pathetically like you do
No zoomer would know what the fuck MitM would even be.
Jose Thompson
Severely underrated.
Caleb Diaz
as much as zoomers do dumb shit, i can sit there and say "i remember when i did dumb as fuck shit.", but the people my age? god you fucks are insufferable. lets the kids have fun instead of tormenting them like we were tormented for playing video games growing up. ill never get why someone does not pick up and play something they like rather than spend all day shit talking what they dislike
Noah Roberts
>In the future there will be people nostalgic for the Wii U and the Swich
I was born in 1992 and I enjoy Skyrim, Minecraft, and MW2.
Grayson Myers
>falling for the generational divide meme You promised you wouldn't do this when you were young, Yea Forums
Hudson Wright
The biggest problem with Zoomers is that they just ruin all their games by watching twitch/YouTube guides or googling every single thing. They never really experience a game for themselves. They just get through a game as fast as possible and shelve it forever. It’s why endless repetitive shit like fortnite holds their interest. You’d never see them play DMC5 or anything like that and if they did they’d zoom through it in two days and never touch it again.
Jordan Rogers
Is that their fault at all? Games back in our day used to come with thick manuals that helped out a lot and gave plenty of hints. Strategy guides were commonly sold or even bundled with games. I remember printing out IGN guides for some games, like Majora's Mask and Kingdom Hearts.
I think you are painting with pretty broad strokes in terms of the last part - I am sure there are plenty of kids who played DMC5 as their first Devil May Cry and probably fell in love with the series.
No idea why so many people seem to think kids/people today are different than they were 20 years ago. I remember when I was a kid trying to play games like Everquest and DaoC, I was treated like shit because I was a kid and everyone assumed I was retarded. Ever since then I've always given kids the benefit of the doubt, and honestly there are plenty of them that aren't total retards.
Isaiah Campbell
yes we should all trip over ourselves to upvote a copypasta from like last year you newfag
Cooper Ramirez
>had a nurse in scrubs with Jiminy Cricket on them tell no kids know who he is It was at this point I realized I'm getting old
They are different because they didn't experience the world without readily available internet in your pocket with the human knowledge at your fingertips. It's not earned, it's as common and expected as the air you breathe. This is the first time in human history that spoken word can and does reach out more people than written word. The first time people all around the globe communicate instantly for very cheap and information overload is common practice.
Liam Taylor
Every generation says this about the last generation.
"Oh, this generation of whipper snappers is trashy and pathetic. All they do is sit in front of those idiot boxes and watch TV and play Nintendo! The world is different now because news travels all over!"
"Oh, this generation is so spoiled with no great war or depression! They've got radios and cars and all sorts of fanciful contraptions. This is the first SPOILED generation that hasn't had to give up their lives in some great big conflict!"
"Oh, this generation doesn't live their entire lives on farms, they're all moving to the big city and working totally different jobs. Bunch of degenerates."
It's just a mental block that adults have where they are unwilling to accept change and start viewing change as a bad thing, and then when they see kids embracing that change and doing things differently or living their lives differently, they start to get bitter and complain. I'm very conscious of this because I do it myself all of the time, but I try and keep it under control.
Things aren't bad just because they are new or different than what you are used to, and kids aren't bad, dumb, or retarded just because they live differently than you did. You just don't understand them, because you are old, and set in your ways.
Luke Walker
Except it's boomer who posting gachashit daily in Yea Forums
Brandon Barnes
>Halo 3 >Cowadoody >literally a "my objectively bad games were better than your objectively bad games"
Austin Price
Why is Yea Forums so obsessed with fucking zoomers and boomers and what year faggots were born in?? I'm 29, a 21 year old has just as much as of a right to express an opinion on a game as me, or someone in their 40's. Sick of these made up terms being floated around like it actually matters.
I am a zoomer and I am literally playing DMCV right now.
Ian Martinez
world is going to shit since the 50s you pathetic fat fuck.
Jace Powell
>world has been going to shit since the end of World War 2 You're an idiot.
Hudson Ramirez
Anyone that grew up with minecraft need to fuck off from this board
Camden Carter
*click*
Aiden Russell
>Imagine being so normie you post about minecraft being nostalgia t. apparently a zoomer
Colton Roberts
I'll be honest, I didn't expect to see Wuhu Island in there
Anthony Stewart
Men grew up playing Minecraft?
Samuel Williams
>The biggest problem with Zoomers is that they just ruin all their games by watching twitch/YouTube guides or googling every single thing. I am 34 years old. I have been playing through games via guides since I got Super Mario Bros 3 for Christmas in 1990 and bought the official players guide shortly after. Subscribed to Nintendo Power and Tips n' Tricks for years, had guides to a couple of hundred games in this way. In middle and high school I looked up strategies on the internet without remorse.
I was but one among many who did this. We all thought nothing of it.
>Every generation says this about the last generation. No. In the 90s we got cool games, it was a new era. No one would see you play quake, duke nukem 3d, warcraft II etc and go "wow, that's so lame". Everyone played them, I played those games, my mom and dad played too. There was nothing to compare them with/against.
Nowadays zoomers just play rehashed versions of the rehashed versions of the rehashed versions of the 90s shit and think it's something good.
Adam Miller
Damn...I thought time would stand still for me so the things I liked as a child would always be relevant and the new things would always get shit on....
If you've actually read gaming magazines you'd find hardcore gregors shitting on everything because it's not as good as its 80s counterpart. People were bitching about Infinity Engine games being not as good as fucking Ultima for ages.
Andrew Lopez
wu-hu island was pretty cool
Asher Parker
"This current generation of youngsters sucks and I find the things it deems enjoyable and good perverse and bad" t. Plato, the father of modern thought The inferiority of the next generation is one of the most retarded, yet ingrained aspects of human thought. Unchain yourself and find the good among the bad. Otherwise, you're just another goober waiting to happen.
Nathan Gomez
Good post. So was nine. We're both ignored because we don't fit the narrative >Zoomers bad go zoooom
Charles Richardson
>n-new... bad! NEW BAD! OLD GOOD! you really have nothing better to do in retirement than shitpost?
Connor Thomas
nice
Caleb Ramirez
fortnite, waifuwatch, battle royale, animushit, switch, vr, consoles in general, twitch.tv, mario, minecraft, battlefield, call of duty, matchmaking, cs:go, nu-doom, apex, dota, lol, streaming, seasons, quickplay, early access, dlcs, anime, skins, lootboxes its all fucking shit nu-vidya is shit fucking hate everything of it
Dominic Lee
You can do us all a favour and neck yourself, pal.
Xavier Williams
t. animefag
Thomas Ward
>mario hes been around for so long so i wouldn’t call him nu-vidya >lootboxes for real fuck them, glad they’re dying
Xavier Diaz
>mfw born 1990 remember posting when i was underagedb& its fucking 2019 now.
how does it feel being only one year away from the big 30?
Dylan Carter
Same here. now I have wife and kids
James Mitchell
Unfortunately been here since 2007 and I was underage at the time
Easton Morales
fucking great because i somehow took most the good stuff from Yea Forums and applied it to my life in a meaningful way. I'm hiding a very high power level.
>implying Jannies can't even microwave their food properly, do you think they have enough fortitude to build a time machine and rat this guy out?
Jeremiah Martin
I was actually banned for three days that year for posting about me being young like a retard.
Jordan Gomez
With all the bullshit this website produces I also try to take the better parts with me But I'm also kind of a fuck up. Im going to be 25 in september and havent really achievend anything, I'm going back to school in august and am really afraid because I'm allready so old But does it really matter in the long run? PLease entlighten me with your wisdome old friend
Thomas Garcia
I stand corrected.
Ethan Perry
Yep like 100% of Late 90s Zoomers have watched it mate
Jaxon Howard
there are probably jannies who don't know who moot is. there are jannies who don't know about the queen of Yea Forums >mfw
We knew it would happen and it did and we're still here sitting in the sewage along with them instead of making a community of our own with full knowledge of what was waiting for us if we didn't.
Luke Williams
There are already people who are nostalgic for a pee ass triple and three shitty
Dominic Allen
There's definitely some good about Yea Forums. If you don't blindly buy into 20 levels of everyone bullshiting one another and baiting, you still get what are essentially some of the most hellish debate conditions ever. I have to talk and present shit a lot on my job and I feel I wouldn't have had nearly enough anger or bite in me for constant debate and back-talk if I didn't spend years on these boards shitting on niggas and getting shat on.
Andrew Evans
i didn't start getting /fit/ till i was 23, and i started school again only a year ago for the 3rd time. and it took me like a couple years to get to MGE in CS:GO.
overall my only accomplishment is I'm swoler than Zyzz natty.
desu senpai probably the biggest problem in the gaming industry was Blizzard using WoW to appeal to pure degenerates with furry porn. now shameless hedonists have an interest in gaming that has nothing to do with gaming. so now Yea Forums has casual gamers. back in 09, we'd shit on non-hardcore gamers. now its just another meme.
HAHA HOLY KEK youre examples are so fucking stupid. You really think that nothing went wrong in between each of those generations. Because it's cemented history you simply throw up your hands and go, "WHELP, GUESS THAT'S HOW LIFE WORKS"
How about striving for the best you fucking mental retard? Did that ever occur to your weak-willed demented liberal brain?
Owen Hernandez
post the electrolyte plus dog from back in the day
>WTF PEOPLE WEREN'T BORN THE SAME YEAR AS ME?!?!?!!? UNBELIEVABLE WHAT KIND OF CONSPIRACY IS THIS?!?!!? I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE CAN BE BORN IN A YEAR DIFFERENT TO MINE Fuck off. Zoomer, boomer, doomer, shit piss poomer you're all retarded.
The proof is right here. "NONONO, IT MUST BE TRUE THIS TIME!"
Adam Cox
Cope.
Isaac Myers
10 years ago it would have been zoomer shit to talk about Ocarina of Time, MGS, Banjo, Crash, Spyro, anything Gen 5. Time moves and we just get older.
Anthony Turner
games have pretty long tutorial levels nowadays, not sure why would someone whatch the entirety of sekiro, for example, instead of trying for themselves
there is nothing wrong with being born 1995-1997 infact most legendary oldfags were born around that time and lurking Yea Forums while 12 years old also americans are obsessed with putting labels on things (MILLENIAL ZOOMER BOOMER GEN Z) like just speak english faggot
Henry Kelly
>"Waaaaah old boomers can't remain the only demographic on muh sekret klub anymore waaaaah!" Go fuck yourself, you aren't important, neither are we, you don't deserve to be completely free of us, as we don't you, I try not to shit on boomers when I see them spouting obvious retarded out-of-touch bullshit, but when you do this kinda shit, just makes me think you're a fucking nigger man
Andrew Hughes
Nah I'm 21 and it had reruns at least till I was 13
You were probably just seeing a lot of normies that like the most recent and popular shit, kinda like how Duke3D at the time was one of the few most popular PC games, but I doubt anyone would admit that those games they loved so much as kids were viewed the same way by older gamers the way you fuckers view Fortnite and all that gay shit now
Kevin Ross
not only this but there is one golden rule that can always be followed: Only zoomers call people zoomers Only boomers call people boomers Only [x] etc etc
Jaxon Hernandez
Is thia supposed to be to the tune of any song in particular or am I gonna have to boot FL to make this into one because fuck I can practically hear it as one of those cheesy early-90's rap songs
Evan Collins
>if you're younger than me you can't enjoy things
Jose Johnson
How about it’s 1989 you come home and don’t play anything because you are poor and maybe in 1990 you get the NES with ninja turtles pack that you okay on your own because no internet yet. Maybe one other kid at school has it too and you have to talk to him abaout it. Girls shun you but you don’t care because you are 11.
Instruction manual has pics of all the guns. You literally can’t wait until you find the sniper rifle.
Kevin Walker
And you were you the same thing to the generation before you. Funny how that works, isn’t it? It’s almost like people keep having kids, those kids getting older, and then they become nostalgic about the games they played when they were kids.
Cooper Moore
Gotta disagree I've been calling older retards boomers for a while
Liam Turner
personally im not gay so normally id never say something like this but as a 22 year old that has been browsing since 2008 i identify with basedboomers rather than the crybaby "go away everyone who isnt me" boomers again im not gay though so in reality i hate all you cunts
Luis Brooks
Money For Nothing by Dire Straits
Jayden Fisher
Guess I know what I'm doing this week
Jackson Sanders
Oof
Jace Martin
I played Contra on NES and used to go out to play Ninja Turtles on arcade machines and nobody ever shit talked Duke, he was the king.
Why would you care what a woman thinks anyway. You do what you love and she either accepts or not. I was ridiculed for playing vidya a lot in my life and so what.
Zachary Gomez
>Cryptic clue, the Jamaican fella wants to live there, but its a little bit pricey... D.S... thats Deer Streets.. Dieer streets i live on NO ITS NOT DIRE STRAITS! ITS NOT DIRE STRAITS; DEER STREETS RIGHT PLAY A RECORD KARL
>BoomZoom It's already too late. Not even the mods could stop it.
Parker Jackson
As far as I'm concerned if you don't remember the world before 9/11 you're not human.
Christopher Clark
Reminder the terms "boomer" and "zoomer" are peak zoomer
Isaac Green
I didn’t care, because I was 11 and wanted to okay games. Still don’t care. Except now I’m 40.
Brayden Thomas
>viewing the world pre-9/11 and post-9/11 >hello world im an american raff at you
Christian Jenkins
Is there something more retarded and pathetic than nostalgia? I am a zoomer and enjoyed both minecraft and old 199X point & click and rts because they are fun and aged great. You just have to accept if something aged good or bad. No your shitty cluncky rpg isn't the best just because you grow up with it. It can be great because it had great mechanics or story or something but just because it is old doesn't mean that everyone need to put up with its shitty outdated gameplay
Nicholas Price
I hope you gave them an embolism for their faggotry
John Cooper
>post WWII babbie thinks he knows anything
Noah Johnson
>The same people who told us to "GET OFF THE COMPUTER AND GO OUTSIDE" are now glued to their phones >Zoomers are born into a world where everything is in your phone and everything happens instantly >Parents put their kids in front of iPads instead of actually parenting >"Why are all these kids so fucking retarded?"
Connecting everyone to everything was the beginning of the end and we are all fucked now.