Hey look it's a Jojo reference!

Hey look it's a Jojo reference!
do you guys watch Jojo? haha
god this game is so much fun!

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That dev should be publicly executed. He takes money from onions boy retards while putting 0 effort into his shitty buggy game

jojotards once again confirmed for cum slurping tards

Wow this game looks a little better

>Turns camera
>Thickest motion blur possible to hide the 10 fps intensifies
Epic.

Is this supposed to be an actual game mechanic or is the dev seriously wasting time by putting in elaborate easter eggs before the base game is even close to finished?

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Ok this is going to be zoinks from me

The entire game is really just a collection of easter eggs for 12 year old proto weebs to enjoy. The game itself is just a premise, something he thought was cool when he started making it then got bored of.

>people actually pay this retard thousands every month for a terrible product that will never be finished

I really need to start scamming idiots like this.

>not even 60 fps

Jesus fucking christ anyone that supports this shit should be executed.

The dev writes java worse than first year code students

Fuck, I can't believe he managed to get paid for what thousands of cratives struggle with. But I guess that's true for most game devs on patreon.

If you do, do it about porn
Some guy is "making" a monster girl game and getting paid like 20,000 a month or something insane
And he only ever released like two demos so far?
Shits fucking retarded

LOL JOJO SO FUCKING FUNNY WHAT A HILARIOUS REFERENCE LOL SILLY POSE

Monstergirls are indeed a winning formula

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Eva has spent years adding shitty new features when he can't even get the core gameplay loop working satisfactorily.

I can't even articulate how stupid this is. Imagine if Nintendo kept adding dozends of secret caves and shit to Legend of Zelda without ever getting the sword working. And with no guarantee that it would be fun if they ever did get it to work

Didn't this faggot say he refuses to read/watch Jojo because the male character design made him uncomfortable? Why is he suddenly tossing it in as a "easter egg'?

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I have legitimately wanted to do this but you can't buy anatomically correct lewd models on the Unity store like the stock anime schoolgirls yandev uses, so I'd have to actually learn to make them

Yeah. it's a real shame no one actually has made a good game about them though, besides mgq and mgqp
But that is all the more reason to start your scamming with them and promise you'll be different and actually make the game.

All it takes is one or two and then you are rolling in the money.

I would but I get so busy with shit I don't have the time.

That was satire on how "women" say that about certain things.
>MALES WITH MUSCLES ARE STILL A MALE FANTASY
Just like girls being pretty are a girl fantasy right? It goes both ways idk how people were that stupid back then

FUCK JOJOTARDS

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Remember when Eva said he would allow senpai to be a woman and yandere chan to be a lesbian, but had to explicitly clarify that this was only for male enjoyment and NOT for irl lesbians.

What the fuck are you even saying faggot

I wish his patreon would get taken down. Imagine the reaction.

>using tard twice in one insult
>using the same word twice in a single sentence in general
c-, see me after class

Jesus Christ, that was embarrassing to watch

>REEEEE PAY FOR ME TO DO NOTHING AND CRY ABOUT PEOPLE MODDING MY GAME!
It'd be downright cathartic

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Or work with an artist while you make the game.

user, peoplebate buying 17000 jpgs on dome obscure scifi game that's not even out

I'm an ok programmer and I have around 5 years of hobby 3D modeling experience, if you're really serious and have skills of your own you can bring to the table then send me a private Yea Forums message and we can get this money baby.

That was called BotW