Which girl do you want to sit on your face the most?

Any of the Overwatch girls, really.

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SPBP

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based fartfag

Astolfo. You did buy his game, right?

alex get out of this thread

One with big, sweaty balls.

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this but unirionically

Astolfo

This one

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Ass too large

2B weights like 300 pounds

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Best girl

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t. Oh wait, you don't have any :^)

>be girl
>show ass or boobs
>get money
what's the male version of this?

>be fat
>show belly
>get money

>be male
>bitch about women
>get patreon bucks from incels

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bigger res?

back in highschool about 5 or so years ago, there was this girl i liked that literally looked exactly like her, minus the fashion style. she was reserved and actually liked me, but once she brought a manga to class, all the nerd virgin fags started orbiting her like puppy dogs so i avoided her like the plague because i didnt want to be a part of that shit.

>be guy
>show muscles
>get laid

>be male
>show money
>get ass or boobs
it's almost like gender interests are aligned for evolutionary purposes, user

I hooked up with a girl solely cuz she looked like Futaba

>be male
>work hard
>get money

How the fuck did you know I was in here?

Based

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>be guy
>be gay
>show ass and dick
>get money
Girls do this too when they pretend to be lesbian, except it's still the guy's money they are getting.

samus

same

I need an edit with pubes

yuri

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imagine the smell

*knock knock knock*:
>H-hello? user?
>It's me. Misaki
>I'm your new girlfriend as assigned by the mandatory white re-population program.
>Are you there? Well Yea Forums?

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based puffy vagina

where's my fucking chocolate milk henry

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>work hard
>get money

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Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

WHere can I buy this sexdoll?

"Me bouncy!" What'd she mean by this

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Sombra for me

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>300 lbs of breeding hips
>can emulate pregnancy
>android that never gets tired
this literal mating machine

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Unironically Moaner

wtf is moaner

Remember Yea Forums
YOU'RE A NIGGER IF MEI ISN'T YOUR OVERWATCH WAIFU

Why are you still here? Don't you have somewhere to be Korean at?

Lady from DMC

Cammy and Poison

Facesitting is a cuck tier fetish. Have sex, incels.

Kos-Mos

Bend over

This
It feels much better for both of you to just have her sit on your dick and not your face

he said girl

2B is for marriage and impregnation.

gay porn

Post more 2b ass
P-please

stop stuttering like a moron and maybe i'll consider it.

And one of them is.

S-s-sorry.

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Fuck off.

My ex.

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have mindfulness

whats wrong with the textures? this the pc version or something?

Underrated post.

Please drown me Esna!

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Imagine someone unironically wearing one of those shirts in public.

>Dude liberal tears amirite xD

i want you to sit on me OP! You're so epic!
discord.gg/Su9sdBE

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Always.

You want worms in your mouth?

Based.

I want to be her throne.

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>that chick wearing a napkin on her head

Priceless.

This, desu. It's unfortunate that Yea Forums will literally argue against this to death. The difference between a man who gets laid and a man who shitposts all day on Yea Forums is that one of them actively participates in society and the other actively avoids it.

I wish. I just want a simple job but nobody wants me.

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>nobody wants me

As much as I'd love to go on an endless tirade about how it's probably your own fault, I don't even care enough to try to convince you otherwise.

I truly hope you drown in your self-pity, user.

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Fuck off, you discount weeaboo!

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>be male
>cut duck off
>get work on the gaming industry

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>just look them in the eye and give them a firm handshake

and i hope you truly STFU what sort of talk is that? just zip it okay? get your fingers peeled off. You ain't helping no one with that talk, you're a monster.

well i'm really curious why anyone would want a girl to sit on your face since it would hurt and maybe smell.

No, I think I'll stay here. Been drowning here for ten years, I think I got a few more years left in me.

This

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It this screenshot really from the game?

I'm not trying to help; I already know nothing I say will ever change a spineless loser's mind. If you aren't willing to change and you aren't willing to learn, then you don't stand a fucking chance at becoming that thing that you seem to believe is a better person than what you already are.

is the kind of thing that only a totally inept person would think is standard advice for getting a job. Those are extremely basic social skills. If you have to strain yourself to remember to look someone in the eye and to shake their hand, then you are fucking hopeless and should resume your life of misery instead of subject people to your painfully awkward behavior.

I demand moar.

your arrogance is painful, you could barely be called human. Arrogant and hateful, what a life to live.

Are you really that new you can't recognize a basic boomer meme?

Lol I'm not surprised that this is the type of thing that you would consider to be "inhuman." Being so emotionally sensitive that you can't even face the fact that you are nothing short of human waste is the reason "nobody wants you."

Learn what it means to grow a figurative spine, user. Unless you can do that, your misguided perception of what it means to be a noble, decent person will continue to lead you down a doomed path of social isolation.

If it's just bait, then I admit I'm a dipshit and I fell for it. If not, then please refer to my post about drowning.

it doesnt work 100%

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Asuka Langley

Too bad user. Shes fucking John now.

>Your mom
These are the first two words any non English speaker should learn first.

Some of them look fine to me. But others ... I hope it works out, man. Also bottom middle, T-That's a shop, right? The head seems about one size too big for the body.

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The guy in the middle of the bottom line looks like a fucking bosmer from Morrowind

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Keep lifting till someone loves you

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Nah, the game just looks like shit.

you assume so much about somebody you know so little about, I can practically imagine you going red in face and spitting wildly while typing and rehearsing your response. You are a buffoon

They would've been fine warriors/heroes in the past. I hope they have good personalities

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I've fapped to Suiren so many times.

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Post more

Agent Spect-hare, Snow Spect-hare, Holy Rabby, take your pick.

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there are no more in that style to my knowledge, but check boards.fireden.net/v/thread/455850943/#455858873 if you just want more vivian pictures

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based incels

youtube.com/watch?v=Va_n43y1big

My girlfriend

Make shitty Let's Plays and get subsidized by trolls

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kayona kim

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The controller always gets me. Having said that: a)they would've looked worse without muscles, b)having muscles in the first place says they have enough brains and discipline to get to that level which is admirable and finally (and most important) c)most of these pictures have been mixed with dudes who just have a goofy smile or whatever.

Like, some of the dudes here don't even look bad, they just have a completely retarded pose.

asks the virgin

both of you shut up and go make out in the corner

samus and/or r. mika

This

Xiaoyu

>they would've looked worse without muscles

completely untrue, most of these men look like belong in a freak show, if they had gone for something like ottermode instead they'd have been much better off

>having muscles in the first place says they have enough brains and discipline to get to that level which is admirable

yes, to other men who want to be bodybuilders maybe

>most of these pictures have been mixed with dudes who just have a goofy smile or whatever.
>Like, some of the dudes here don't even look bad, they just have a completely retarded pose.

completely untrue, the issue with most of them is that they have subhuman eye areas + most of them are balding

Why are guys obsessed with that part where poop comes out of

yall are fuckin weird

If you see or hear ass and immediately start thinking about shit, you're the fucking low test weirdo, not us.
Does the thought of pussy make you think of blood? Do mouths remind you of puke?

>hear ass
Braaaaaaaaaaapppp

Chie, but can't we just cuddle instead?

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LMAO LEET HAXXOR

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this guy on the bottom left is fucking killing me. he looks so nice, but yet so scary.

based

>you will never be so hated that people pay your living expenses just to stop people from mourning you

why are puffy vulvas so damn hot?

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what the fuck is wrong with you mentally ill people?

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A blood elf

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>having muscles in the first place says they have enough brains and discipline to get to that level
Not if they roided which a lot of them clearly did.

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> having muscles means you're smart
That's actually a fresh take
Still retarded tho

funny, every guy ive seen and know with a 6 pack are the ones who get the most girls, course at my age they are all married already but in the younger days they picked up girls like all the damn time while i, who also did their activities except sex, never got any

ciri

This site always had degenerates having weird fetishes.

Thick thighs

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Sakuya

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Ilsa

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I want Mei to suffocate my face

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Alizee and her cute brown butt

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Impeccable taste.
What wouldn't I give to feel that bony ass of hers.

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Hey incels

GET LAID

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Already have but I still want Mei to sit on my face

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this

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Mein Neger

Anyone who thinks you can't have sexual desires for something specific after getting laid has obviously never been laid.

My waifu.

>have money

You're a prime example of why HIV and syphilis are coming back with a vengeance.

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Why do these people put zero effort into their merch? If they were wearable in public they'd make more money. Get the message across without making a shit design.

I wouldn't recognize almost half of those I saw one.

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But that's how you get red eye. You niggers ever had red eye? It will make you rethink this fetish pretty quickly.

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>this just world works me for so it works for everyone
NPC

Madotsuki, mai waifu

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I haven't had this problem, maybe you should try it with something other than a pig.

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a woman is literally a hole that gets less tight

So what does a girl's butt smell like?

You mean Pink Eye?

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yeah a red eye is when you take a long-ass daytime flight

Susie Haltmann

God I want to stuff my face in her ass

What the fuck?
One near the bottom has no neck.