"XBOX ON!"
>'INITIATING YOUR XBOX ONE EXPERIENCE'
"XBOX, ACTIVATE THE VIDEO GAMES!!!"
>'PUBG: DELUXE EDITION ACTIVATED, MIGHT I ADD SIR, YOU LOOK QUITE HANDSOME TODAY'
"Thank you Xbox, now LET'S. FUCKING. GET. THAT. CHICKEN. DINNER."
"XBOX ON!"
Hudson Rodriguez
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Jackson Cook
xbased
Jack Fisher
>OKAY SIR, PROCEED ON LIMITING FRAMERATE TO SUB 20 FPS, HOPE YOU ENJOY.
Justin Barnes
I've been really depressed as of late.
One of my cats passed away a few weeks back, she wasn't old, and her sister has been meowing constantly ever since, following me from room to room much more often than usual. They slept together and spent a lot of time together so I try to give her as much attention as I can, she basically never leaves my sight now.
I've become a subpar student. I did really well my first two years of college, but this semester my entire drive is gone. I'll average out low Bs, and don't really care.
It's gotten to the point where I don't care if I eat, sleep, bathe, I told my wife that when she passes away I'm just going to kill myself outright.
I hate my life.
Jonathan Thompson
>not all games are X enhanced
This hurts a little bit.
Hudson Butler
"XBOX ON!"
>nothing
>clear throat
"XBOX ON!"
>nothing
>sit up straight
"XBOX ON!"
>nothing
>smile
"XBOX ON!"
>nothing
>furrow lips and scowl
>deeper voice
"XBOX ON!"
>nothing
>pleasant smile
>polite tone
"XBOX ON!"
>nothing
"Fuck it!!"
>press Xbox button on controller
>console turns on
>smile triumphantly as I think "Now this is the Xbox One experience"
>controller flashes red like a rave
>double a batteries dead
Benjamin Ramirez
I don't know why, but it cracks me up every time. Absolutely based.
Eli Harris
"Xbox, call the boys back for a halo 3 session"
>'EVERYONE HAS BEEN OFFLINE FOR MORE THAN 10 YEARS'
"oh"
user what does this has to do with xbox? hope you get better
Brandon Cruz
someone post the vocaroo
Tyler Allen
get a new cat. life can be good and many great games are on the horizon
Lincoln Morris
that's rough, one of my cats passed away recently as well. Hope your kitter died peacefully
Leo Harris
thanks for the blog faggot
Jack Hall
"SWITCH, ON!"
>
"SWITCH... I SAID ON!"
>
"ACTIVATE THE VIDEO GAMES, SWITCH!
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>
>
>user later died alone in his sleep at 89 after a bout of common cold
Aiden Rivera
I don't know if you're OP or a dedicated user, but thanks for keeping it going
Mason Powell
Your cat would have wanted to you love its sister with all your heart and soul.
Noah Fisher
>These threads are a thing every day now.
Its good to know that we make Gaia Online look decent now.
Dominic Watson
Nigger sack up, don't burden your wife with that inane bs. Stop sobbing, grow some skin and stop throwing your life away retard.
Ryder Bell
Have you talked to a doctor? Sorry about the cat.
David Lee
>Raistlin, God of Metal
Chase Jones
dedicated user sir
Michael Nelson
>the sheltered suburbanite is sad because he isn't getting straight a's
yikes. divorce incoming, i hope getting married before legally being allowed to drink was worth it
Michael Brooks
here's a fat guy in a speedo to cheer you up
Jose Bell
Jordan Smith
god bless u and god bless the united states of america
Christopher Young
Cats are shit tier pets. Good riddance
Joshua Gutierrez
>This is your brain on dogs
Hunter Perez
Dylan Morales
you must find a source of motivation whether it be from your own ideals or something else.
an aim in life is key
Justin Murphy
kek
Adrian Ramirez
XBOX CALL GAMESTOP TO PREORDER BATTLETOADS
>Won't they hang up thinking it's a joke?
Heh... not this time.
Ryder Roberts
i mean hes not wrong
Henry Lopez
why are dog lovers such bitter people?
Jeremiah Diaz
It gets more and more based every time
Aiden Sanders
Stop being such a fucking faggot jesus christ. Its a fucking pet. If my dog died i would be sad for like 6 months and then realize she lived a good life.
Eli Fisher
Why are catfags obsessed with dogs? Literally noone brought up dogs lmao
Jack Gonzalez
Easton Taylor
based
thanks 4 showing up every thread bro
Elijah Turner
Cats and dogs are standard pets. Don't tell me you own a weird ass pet like a snake.
Hunter Long
I swear every cat owner is the biggest faggot ever. EVERY single person ive met irl or online that owns a cat is a pathetic Nu-Male
Matthew Brooks
that other user brought up dogs
Anthony Jackson
Was pc bro raping stadia chan?
Daniel Mitchell
He's always putting her in a mating press.
Nolan Butler
Literally none of the people your butthurt ass replied to mentioned dogs yet you freak out over dog owners because you're insecure or something? Idk.
Chase Torres
I'm not the same user as the one that mentioned dogs though
Juan Anderson
Carter Peterson
what happened to the original console tans?
Henry Edwards
Is Soul Calibur 6 worth £16.50 or should I just wait for the inevitable Spring sale?
James Collins
ECKS BAWKS
ACTIVATE THE VIDEO GAMES
Lincoln Barnes
>tfw out of verification cans
>thought I had half a case left
Owen Jackson
>Those juicy thighs
Even xbro skeletons need some women with meat.