>joke character
>is stronger than the protagonist
Joke character
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>12 year old
>is sexy as fuck
Maria is so weird. Not even into lolis/oppai lolis
That's what they always say.
Her breasts are the secret of her power.
>Doing that eyelid pull thing
I can literally feel the cold air on my right eye just thinking about it. Why do nips do this shit?
Oppai lolis are the best of both worlds.
fucking sissy
Lolidom by a strong loli.
What's wrong with you? I'm an unhealthy disgusting slob, and I can easily pull my eyelid down without any pain
By the way, kids used to do this here, but nowadays they are too busy doing fortnite dances and sucking dick
he's saying it grosses him out, not that it's difficult, user.
Cream the Rabbit is like this too.
I think it's the devs mocking you for picking the little girl. They put the difficulty so low that even a little girl could beat it.
I want to cum in her heels.
I had to switch to maria to beat a certain level because I couldnt time my jumps correctly and Maria had double jump. Sorta annoyed that it wasnt until I beat the level that it was an optional level with no boss
It's okay to play as Maria
>joke character
But she’s not, despite the goofy artstyle. She’s a witch prodigy and witches have been in the game since 3. That said a loli soloing Dracula by chucking magic birds at him is hilarious.
>12
>stacked
>Beat the game without playing her a few weeks ago
is the game worth replaying as Maria?I didn't do any of the alt stages either so I was thinking about revisting it anyway
Yes. She's a lot of fun even if she makes the game a lot easier.
>item crash with the knife
>Richter does the Jojo reference
>mfw
>new fetish acquired
Damn Castlememias and their Jojo references
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Look at her ending dude. She's totally a joke character.
She's still canonically stronger than Richter
Rondo Maria > Symphony Maria
It's an insulting gesture
>Joke character
>single strongest character the author has ever written
Arale's a gag character, different from a joke character
Maria floats on a strange line between gag and serious
Also sexiest
why does marie-chan try to pop her eye out of her socket
super castlevania 4>rondo
imagine
She needs that Richter D and an extra hole can't hurt.
Castlevania sure has a history of cute girls, huh
and pure semendemons
>tfw I played through castlevania through rondo to get the full experience before I play charlottes game but I never actually got that far
you should get back to it its a good game. not a big fan of the artstyle though
I want to play all of them so I'd first have to play symphony, circle, harmony, aria, dawn, and then I can play portrait
I wish I was good at videogames, do I could finish the classicvanias, not just the manias
just use savestates bro, the games arent too hard if you dont have to redo the whole level after a few deaths.
the only one thats bullshit is castlevania 3
>ancient hag
No thanks.
>joke/lazy character
>suddenly gets serious and powers up when shit hits the fan
oh shit
That's cheating
once you get the boss patterns down you can play it normally. having to replay a whole level you already mastered just to get another try at the boss is kinda annoying, thats why I never played much of darksouls. Dont want to waste my time before giving a boss another go
Richter should have fucked Rondo Maria
Rondo of Blood is pretty good in this regard
The money you collect can be spent on demo videos, where you can see how the boss can be beaten
How do you know he didn't?
He was too busy plowing Annette
best type of character
maria is 100% daughteru material and not for lewd.
money is pretty scarce though, most of the bosses you have to figure out with trail and error
>Harmony of Despair is BC on Xbone now
>just like the good old days people kick Maria and any other character except more Somas
I just want to throw kitties at Beelzebub again.
what does Yea Forums think about Shanoa and her game?
Good but overrated.
But then he wouldn't exist
most castlevania waifus are cute girls, shanoa is a sexy woman with a slutty back
Was talking about her game, you baka.
I consider it the second best metroidvania castlevania.
I'm playing it for the first time now.
Can this even be considered a Metroidvania? It's all short, segmented, linear levels