Game has an optional superboss

you just know this isn't ironic

>Don't fight him
Why is that even a warning? Who the fuck is out there fighting monkeys?

Only the English says not to fight it, actually. The Chinese just says that the monkeys are can be pretty dangerous and not to feed them. That makes me wonder how many Americans or Australians or something were trying to duel wild monkeys.

The upper image has Japanese text, as well as a Japanese price (1.512円), so I guess this photo was made in Japan.

I would fucking fade that monkey

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I know jack shit about either languages but the first picture has hiragana up in the sign directly above it. Maybe this one in particular is written differently in Chinese so they can trick Chinese tourists into harm's way?

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People are dumb, what's new?

Maybe he slapped somebody's gf's ass

>You can't win
Did someone already try?

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PROPTIP: Take a look at the background of OP's pic, ya dingus.

Hm hm hm, a mere monkey taking me on?
Don't make me laugh!

*unzips katana*

What are Chinese tourists? Oh wait there's English on there too, so it must be somewhere in London

>Feed the monkey
>Run out of food
>He gets too aggressive
>He starts biting you brutally
>You try to fight him
>But you can't win

One leads to the other, obviously

Obviously an English speaking tourist did.
>it’s just a little 3 foot tall monkey what’s the most it could d- OH GOD HE’S RIPPING MY FACE OFF

>The wild monkey bites brutality
so it's taking care of the thugs and criminals on the streets? this monkey is ok in my book

ACKSHUALLY must be vancouver or sidney

The poster directly above it is in Japanese, though.

ALRIGHT ALL YOU FUCKING BAKAS
HERE'S A LESSON: MOST KANJI ARE CHINESE CHARACTERS, THOUGH THE MEANINGS AREN'T ALWAYS THE SAME

>filename

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>The monkey bites Brutality
He's not a boss at all. He's actually a hero that is taking on crime. He can sense people that are Brutal in nature and bites them.

>a wild Monkey appeared
>Faggot uses scratch
>It's super effective!
>Fuckface uses Master Ball
>MONKEY WAS CAUGHT!!!!!! GIVE A NICKNAME TO MONKEY?
>Nigger

>the final boss was scheming behind the scenes and manipulating the protagonists

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Do you know how dangerous monkeys can be?

Fucking retard. Do you not know what Kanji is? Not only that but there's japanese kana right above that sign.

Jamie, pull up a picture of one of those things.

Monkeys are weak to gun type though

youtube.com/watch?v=q81ptFSA4mk&app=desktop

Actually its english so it must be in america
FUCKING RETARDS DON"T GET ITS FOR ENGLISH SPEAKING AND CHINESE SPEAKING TOURISTS

>>neo/v/ is so fucking stupid that they don't know about Kanji
>They're also so blind that they can't see the jap in the image
Oh no...

>Protagonist recruits the enemy into his party

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Kek

Monkey's aren't a big deal. It's chimps that will fuck you up.

There are no guns in Japan

>See (You)
>It's a YouTube link
>"That's probably the Goose Howard video"
>Correct

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Hence why you only attempt this in a party of 4, at minimum

youtu.be/MPJ0AB12h1I

Chinese are NOTORIOUS in asia, particularly Japan for being the absolute WORST tourists. So a lot of notifications in public parks and zoos and buffets have signs in Chinese.

>parks
So they dont shit in the open like in China
>zoos
So they dont hope barriers and fences to get pictures and poke animals with sticks or throw rocks to get their attention
>buffets
I would post a picture of a typical buffet in China but I dont want to get banned.

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>final boss arena is a location from the first game

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>bosses can appear at random to just fuck with you

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>Sex

>Hmph. So, you've finally arrived. You dare challenge me?

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guy who took the photo here.
I know that its chinese. its a warning sign for foreigners in english and chinese because those two groups are the most present ones in kyoto.

the sign in japanese was next to the one for the foreigners and it made a lot more sense

Kanji doesn’t work that way in sentences dipshit, you can’t have a sentence of nothing but kanji since you need particles to designate things in the sentence.

is he dead that looks really fast

The monkey sign actually is in Chinese though, not kanji.

Here's a (you) for making me lose the game for the first time in some ten years.

unironically is he dead?

The use of simplified chinese indicates that this poster is chinese, even if the park is in Japan.

>Came

>game has an area full of dangerous monsters
youtube.com/watch?v=1dURgS8T_2M

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youtube.com/watch?v=wgS0KgT5APc

You can see his arm moving at the end, so he's probably not dead.

HOLY SHIT HE DEAD

I remember reading about it.
I think the Brazilian surprisingly lived.

Then why are there no hiragana, you retarded nigger

>I would post a picture of a typical buffet in China but I dont want to get banned.
Imgur it

>that video filename
my fucking sides

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Based and shitbull pilled

That's just nerves moving after death, like when you pour salt on a snake

>video filename
you mean title?

>base class is superior

it's a simplified dumb poster for tourists.

nigga they all chinese

Most signs in Japan are in Japanese, then have a half assed English translation. Though to be fair, there were a million chinks last time I went out west. Maybe it's a Kansai problem.

Oh yeah, you're right. I've been here way too long

>Pedestrian is left with a fractured skull after a runaway TYRE strikes him on the back of the head
>He said that Mr Fernandes was taken to hospital with a fractured chest and a fractured skull but was now stable and 'feeling much better'.

for all the dumbfucks here

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Or it could be death spasms

What if they teamed up

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apes have far more efficient arm muscles than humans even if they are much smaller

See:

Wait
Enhance

Why exactly did he shoot it? That woman's voice is grating, and I can't stand listening to it.

Why would you steal the sign and subject unwitting people to brutal monkey bites? That is discourteous. For shame.

It was in their yard.

violated the NAP

another thing is peeps have limiters on our muscular output so we don't injure ourselves by constantly over stressing our joints and shit

this is where that "super strength in dire situations" thing happens. You didn't magically develop super powers, and your muscles aren't any stronger than they normally are. But the stress hormones give your body the signal to take the kid gloves off and let you use 100%
this is also where retard strength comes from since they have less of an inherent limit due to being retarded and constantly in a state of confused hormonal imbalance

>WITH HIS TAIL WAGGING!!!!11!
My sides stood no chance.

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monkeys are fucking niggers
especially those that lived around humans
genuine assholes
wild monkeys are afraid of you so they kind of stay away, but these fuckers, they don't care, they jump right up to your face and steal your shit

>friend and I have been actively playing The Game for over a decade
>his current gf insists that she isn't playing
I lost.

Seems like a shitty reason to shoot a dog. If it was repeatedly in the yard and they told the owner, and the owner did nothing about it, then I'd understand. Pit bulls are the worst dogs, but still.

Bitch shoulda kept it on a leash first of all
second of all fuck pitbulls he did a pblic service.
Kill all shitbulls

I would have done the same thing. I'm not risking some pitnigger roaming around unchained in my fucking yard.

Image gets funnier if you read NAP as nap

Did you quote the wrong post or are you referring to Brazilians?

>moron doesn't know the type chart.

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Pitbulls are bred to be murder machines and will randomly go into a blood rage and kill the first thing they see. If you see a pitbull charge after you, there's a good chance it wants to eat your throat.

I know Pitbulls are an aggressive breed, and their owners are psychotic, but it still made me feel sad to see the dog lying on the grass, bleeding out if not already dead. My dog is 15 and still kicking and seeing him crumpled on the ground like that would probably make me act like that owner
Also is it just me or was the owner calling the guy who shot the dog "dad"?

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Pitbulls will attack you in your own yard, if he was acting threatening it was the right call.

Even though I know Pitbulls are shit dogs the woman sounds so upset and the dog so small I have difficulty believing that particular one was aggressive. Like why the fuck did this guy just immediately have access to a gun was he waiting for this tiny ass dog to come to him?

I bet you'd shoot a kid if he was in your yard, you psychos even if he wasn't doing anything.

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Kid won't maul your throat out
kill all shitbulls

theres some autistic hate crusade against pitbulls on this website for some reason, it seems like a dedicated group of weirdos who hate them way more than a normal person should.

Of course I would, I dunno that kid, it could have a knife for all I know. Stranger danger dude.

A 5 year old nigglet isn't a threat, so probably not. a pitbull, however, yeah. I would shoot it.

I WAS WALKING IN DE WOODS WHEN A MONKEY COME OUT HE SCREAM AT ME I HIT HIM WITH A STICK DA MONKEY NEVA COME INTO DA VILLAGE

If a kid ran at me carrying a knife I would shoot him, yes. And I know you're going to call false comparison but dogs are essentially carrying dozens of knives at all times.

If its a stray cat or something yeah, that is so far beyond a reasonable reaction. Unless it has rabies (and if you suspect it does you call animal control anyway) its not a threat to you or anyone else, you act like an adult and use your words.

But an unattended large dog like a pitbull? Yeah, no, get rid of that shit right away if it happens more than one time, it could harm you, your animals or your family easily.

The lady presumably called her dad to come deal with the situation after her little pitstain got shot.

>Girl shows her buttcrack

Cute!

I would unironically rather be around someone's adolescent pet tiger than a fucking pitbull.

youtube.com/watch?v=UAPf_hRoRtM

Of course she's upset, but she would be regardless of the circumstances. Even if the dog was going to attack him she wouldn't believe it.

Humans are capable of complex thought and are aware of the implications and consequences of their actions

Dogs are dogs

>Like why the fuck did this guy just immediately have access to a gun
Welcome to America. I'm never more than 30 feet away from a gun or a machete at home.

No you wouldn't.
Pitbulls are awful but if it's just in the yard and you got no pets or kids outside, then it doesn't matter. Shoo it off and it shows any signs of aggression, shoot it.

youre unironically retarded

>Rise of the planet of the apes.webm

>Shoo it off and it shows any signs of aggression, shoot it.
You mean like running straight at me?

>DA MONKEY SCREAM
>I SCREAM ALSO

That's a cute kitty.

Seethe more, pitfaggot.

its for the foreigners, which is mostly english and chinese speakers. the locals probably already know about the monkey

i dont care about shitbulls at all youre just an autistic faggot

Ok but if a dog is in your yard why is your IMMEDIATE reaction to go get a gun and shoot it? Even if it's being threatening your best option would be close the door and call the neighbor who owns the dog, the dog can't open the door of your fucking house to come get you.

That's not what I mean though. To kill that pitbull had to have been premeditated, he had to be in a situation where he sees the dog, analyzes the situation to decide it was a threat, walk somewhere else to get a gun, and then shoot it. If a dog is attacking you you don't have time to decide that, they bumrush you with teeth bared and attack the closest body part they can reach.

Cope.

>CALL DA AMBULANCE
lmao

Isn't that literally from the movie?

A tiger doesn't latch and hold on to you until its fucking dead

You absolutely have a better chance surviving that than an adult pitbull attack, the tiger could decide to fuck off, the pitbull will attack until one of you is dead

>ywn chill on the couch and share beer and pizza with a chill tiger

You're more likely to die from a lightning strike than you are from a pitbull you scared little babies.

desu most people don't have any business owning a pitbull. Actually having one requires substantially more time investment and actual dog training experience than other dog breeds.

>Ok but if a dog is in your yard why is your IMMEDIATE reaction to go get a gun and shoot it?
If it's a Pitbull, yes.

>60 years from now on an anons death bed
>his final words to you just before he dies you just lost the game

youre dealing with edgy fat teenagers stop trying to be reasonable

>dog comes trotting towards you wagging it's tail
You're good
>Dog comes running at you, snarling
Go ahead and shoot

Maybe he was fed up with the dog coming into his yard and threatening him. He has a kid, maybe he wasn't going to take any more chances with this irresponsible neighbor who doesn't even put a leash on their pitbull.

Or maybe he's an asshole. I guess either is possible.

hey man, if I could shoot a lightning bolt with my glock to stop it from hurting me, I would

Is it? That seems far too zany and comical to fit the tone of those movies. It has been a while since I've watched them though.

these people wouldn't do anything in real life, they're pussies who live in the internet

If a pitbull is near you, you are more likely to die from it than from a lightning strike.

I living in a shithole so that's absolutely false.

sick buzzwords bro

Seethe.

Imagine buying a dog whose recent ancestors were exclusively bred to be an aggressive fighting dog and then being surprised when it turns out those fighting genes kick in and your precious Pibble mauls a random kid to death because it laughed too loud.

they can be fine dogs if youre a proper owner, theyre just popular among poor nigs and shit because theyre "tough".
>inb4 some seething pitbuhullhate discord autist seethes at me

I'd have to imagine there were prior interactions between these two families and this dog.

If this had happened multiple times, and the dog's owner refused to comply or take responsibility, this could be seen as reasonable.

If I have a pitbull coming into my yard, unattended, multiple times, and the owner won't so shit about it after I've repeatedly asked them to, fuck them, they had their fucking chance. Its not a cat or a small dog, large dogs are genuinely dangerous.

Stay mad, faggot. I'm glad that guy shot that pitbull and there's nothing you can do to change that.