God, I hope the Switch Pro X or whatever the fuck it will be called is made for non baby hands

God, I hope the Switch Pro X or whatever the fuck it will be called is made for non baby hands.

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makes me sick

>that thing
>hand

Let me guess, you're roughly 352 lbs?

How does this happen?
I'm pretty fat and even my hand doesn't do this.

Did you get stung by a bee on your hand?

god i can hear him breathing

this can't be op, there's no way someone lacks this level of self-awareness

Stop reposting this shit.
Nobody cares about the average American hand.

I can smell this post.

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Lay of the mcdonalds fatty.

looks like he eats with his hands

Look at that absolute hamhock.

get a pro controller and hit the gym

Clean your room.

>being so obsessed with food that your hand become a drumstick
americans never cease to amaze me

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I lived with a fat guy once, one my own age, there is nothing like hearing them constantly breathing. My dad is a huge fat literal boomer and doesn't even breathe so badly. There's something about young fat people that's so fucked.

Fuck you faggots. I'm pretty average for my country.

I’ve heard of Sausage Fingers but you have Potato Palms.

How fat do you have to be that your body is forced to store its reserves in your hands?

I'm the most diehard Nintendo fan and even I can see this false flag.
This might be the time someone truly went so far as to false flag a false flag.

Jesus, how big do you have to be for your hand to be that plump?

This is my hand, and I'm ~350lbs.

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You have severe fucking edema. I’m guessing you probably aren’t far from heart failure.

>if someone is fat and buys the same product as me he only did so to make me look bad
How do you people function in real life?

What's so fucked up about this picture is that it looks like his wrist could actually be tiny.

I wonder how you sew. Needles are thin and small, how would you hold it?

stop being fat
right now

my best friend has gotten fatter and fatter every year since we were in kindy school. I call him up to talk to him now and you can hear the effort he has just to inhale oxygen and talk.

he is gonna be dead within 10 years and there's nothing i can do

kids, don't do fat

Done. I just lost 200lbs.

What would happen if he pricked his hand with a needle, would he explode?

Your post makes no sense. Should have said "Sonee" or "Microshit", would make more sense.

I don't get it.

What a ham fisted post

That's actually not OP's hand. It's an old photo from Justin "Crusty Justy" Silverman. Some of you may know him as the fat fuck that mooches off of AVGN's channel now. Based anons will recognize him as the man behind the Gape Newell interview

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Stop being a manlet or underweight

0/10

Uncle gubsy?