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What's this?

State of Play was our E3, see you 2020!

It has LITERALLY NOTHING sand is Still better than the last directs

>(the absolute) state of play(station)

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I really don't know what I expected.

This whole Playstation direct thing just proves that you shouldn't announce your games way too fucking early

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Seems Yea Forums is nervious of what comes for the future

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA
SONY TARDS WERE HYPING THIS

yeah like sony skipping E3

Like at E3, right?

I skipped this. What happened?

>sony censorship
>now this
holy this imagine having a ps4

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>VR
>VR
>VR
>VR

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15 minutes of VR shit, the 50th Days Gone trailer, and Mortal Kombat 11

>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF PLAY
What were they thinking

Blocks your path!

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Sony tried to copy Nintendo Direct, but forgot to add anything interesting.

Sounds like they shouldn't have even bothered.

>unlisted
>age restricted
How can one company fuck up this badly?

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>indie shit
next

why cant nintendo copy how to sell consoles?

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unironically better than anything shown at state of play, and I don't even like necrodancer

The indie direct was surprisingly good. I didn't actually think I'd see anything that I would want to get.

worse. they reupload to reset the dislike count.

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youtube.com/watch?v=4zeAFp3TR0Y
youtube.com/watch?v=MtLcE9dHhiE
>unlist and reupload it to reset the dislikes
>end up with a worse like/dislike ratio

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>Better than anything Cuckbox related in the last three years

Poor Xcucks, always failing.

Honestly if Nintendo didn’t cheap out on buying the license both GameCube and Wii could play DVDs too.

Me neither I almost like Nindes directs better than mainline ones

cope

more sells doesnt mean better, just look at the wii

>but xbox!
rent free

I'm not a NEET and had to work today what happened?

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>8,000 likes
>72,000 dislikes
What a fucking flop

>rscottyg seething

Delicious

PlayStation did a small 20 minute stream showing off some games today and Xcucks, having no games and being bitterly jealous, are having a massive tantrum.

Feelsbadman
Glad I have a decent pc tho

The Wii can play DVDs, that's what its games come on

State of play showed off 70% VR shit no one cares about and 3 games we already know about.
Worst part days gone releases 3 days after Mortal Kombat 11
Dead on arrival my friend

literally who lmao cope harder

>sony make their direct
>20 min long
>VR VR VR VR
>MK11 DLC
>Days Gone
You didin#t miss much except a ton of threads about how they fucked this one up.

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You have to hack it first, and only the model with gc ports

t.

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No as in legit movies DVDs
Then again it’s 2nd saving grace was Netflix support.
Wii started the whole Console’s are streaming boxes

Nintendo doesn't copy others

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Mhm

HOLY SHIT, ABSOLUTE DAMAGE CONTROL SNOY

Okay Johnny, you've clearly had too much sugar.

>Can fit videos from one year ago in the screencap

Not even the near the "quality" of CrapGamer and Colt Eastwood, but hey. You tried.

sauce?

People's favorite pastime crumbling in front of their eyes

Why the fuck do these cunts keep it up with that Days Gone game? It is a completely bland looking relic of the 2012 zombie era (mixed in with Sons of Anarchy for good measure) which, even since its first showing, has constantly received disinterested feedback. At one point there were reports that the game had been cancelled and NO ONE mourned it at all. How did it come back? And why do they keep showing it to us? Nobody gives a fuck about this game.

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Sony blew their load since the Final Fantasy 7 Remake E3. Every one following that was just updates on the same games. It's weird to me that they "won" that one. Shenmue 3 is only just finishing this year and it looks meh. This is why you don't announce games that are barely in development.

Sony's try at a Nintendo Direct

Masturbation?

This! Sony revealed that damn game back during E3 2016 and it still has yet to come out. I kinda hate the fact that Sony is giving more attention to that game rather than giving their more smaller games some love

This

does anyone unironically still play xbox?
I work IT at a pretty large state college, and our console registrations are 75% ps4, 15% switch, then 10% xbox + handheld

There are more idiots that want cinematic experiences than you think. I guarantee you the game will do well in sales.

Calm down drama queen.

They should just accept that they fucked up with grace at this point. The damage control is embarrassing.

Just for fun, let's compare the first Nintendo Direct's ratings to the first State of Play's.

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>I guarantee you the game will do well in sales
Not just that, but the critics will eat it up, saying
>RIVETING
>IMMERSIVE
>10/10
>GRIPPING
Without realizing it's just an uninspired walking sim, and an uninspired zombie game

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>3,000 seething Xniggers trying to cope

lol

Days Gone doesn't look cinematic. It looks better than the average Sony game, but still something I wouldn't play until it was under $20 on sale.

I do. Initially I got an Xbone because it was easily a cheaper option to upgrading my toaster of a laptop so I could play Cuphead, but lately it's been getting a lot more attention with multiplats in light of Sony's censorship stupidity.

How long has Microsoft been hosting XO or whatever?

>Smaller views but more like/dislike
Guess sony fans actually care about videogames unlike tendies.

they used to do it in the 360 days but stopped, then brought it back last year.

Anything's "cinematic" if the Xcuck tells himself it is. They think Everybody's Golf is cinematic.

>Comparing a 2011 video to a 2019 video

I only have an XBONE because I won it.
I really do love it though even if it's majority multiplats.
BC is fucking awesome and alone would be a reason to buy a console if I didn't have one. Microsoft Rewards basically pays for any digital games and some physical games along with my Live subscription.
I have about 30 physical games and maybe paid up to $35 for four of them, the rest were $20 to $0.03, all new too.

Thanks

So they're pulling what Blizzard did with Chinkablo Immortal's trailer

Too bad Sony clearly doesn't know that kind of shit didn't work at all and just intensified the hate felt by fans

Ok then. I just wanted to give Sony a chance.

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Sony embarassed themselves more than usual

>

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ohnononono

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>Xcuck
No, I like certain PS4 exclusives, just not the movies
Bloodborne is comfy

>Xniggies and Nindiapers on meltdown mode.
Non-stop winning feels good.

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I'm 90% shirt it's guro

why not post the actual video?
the first direct was embarrassing
one of the announcements was viewing 3D models of Shrek characters dancing to Thriller, Hulu, and a fucking Wii game in 2011

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>inb4 someone tries to come up with "witty" way to spin this into a positive or dismiss it

why is smug anime poster being wrong always a constant

>handhelds count as consoles when talking about nintendo

Holy shit, Directs have been a thing for 8 years?

>14,000 seething Xniggies trying to cope
Your games drought is really making you lash out.

exhentai.org/g/850696/2c243d2759/

>have two console head start
>still lose

LOOK AT THIS DUDE
OH NO NO NO NO

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Why would anyone do that? It practically dismisses itself. You know you're stretching when you look at Tiger's GameCom to argue

All 100% of these are completely false. It's amazing this pic has survived so long on Yea Forums, and there is good reason why the counter example is just the name of the product. You wouldn't fucking believe the shit if you saw what they are referencing. A lot of them are bat shit insane

>>handhelds count as consoles
Yes? Handheld consoles and home consoles have excelled side by side for decades. Why would you discount them?

>d-doesn't count!
Lol

Damn Sony has more dislikes than the OG direct had all together

With so much VR why the fuck there isn't a single adult game for PSVR? If Illusion released VR Kanojo on this they would make millions, Sony should stop pretending that only kids buy their games.

It literally counts Sony handhelds too
It’s fair you stupid nigger

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seething incel

And there it is. Thank you.

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nah

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What future? They literally said they have no games

VR is literally a dead meme, for fuck sake the biggest VR release in 2019 is fucking LABO

>They just keep winning.
Fucking hell.

>incel
Blocks your path

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>sony fans actually care about games
This hasn't been proven yet because Sony hasn't presented a game since PS2

why did u post a pic of roadkill

Is that thad?

>goalposts, the post

mad thad is that you?

>VR no man's sky
>VR capeshit
>VR fnaf
>2 movies
Damn you guys are really killing it in the games department.

>mortal kombat
>movie
peak xnigger intelligence

>tow don't have a sadpanda
JUST TELL ME THE NAME PLEASE

I do and I use it for Forza Horizon, Rare replay and third parties. My primary console is the switch though.

More than Xbone. :o)

I don’t know this is just some random black guy I saw on Yea Forums
He also posted this

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Because it dismantles their narrative.

>if I only count these certain things and break up information into arbitrary categories it looks like I win
Ebin gerrymandering

Muslim Kombat

holy shit thats fucked up

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ITT 14 year olds spergs fighting over which of their overpriced underpowered pc’s are better to justify their purchase rather than just enjoying video games

>the state of play
You can't make this shit up.

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well user
its true

REMEMBER FUCKER FAGGOTS
SONY HAS NO E3 THIS YEAR!

I don't have a sadpanda, what's the name of it?

console for chads

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Nah days gone and that space horror game. Mk 11 is multiplatform and Sony is so dry of games they had to use it as their closing spotlight. Cope.

There's a new handheld that came out a while ago, it's called a phone

Yeah Chads

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zoom zoom

Can someone explain why the ENGLISH version of the video is full of mexican/spanish comments?

me in the pink shirt

Chad as fuck, holy shit.

PlayStations are for third-worlders

get used to it gringo

>E3 2020
>Sony forces VR shit into the PS5
>Microsoft makes a normal console
>Brodudes move back to Xbox because who the fuck wants to play with a dumb helmet
>it's gen 7 all over again
Enjoy this year and a half snoys.

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THE ABSOLUTE STATE

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>It'll happen this time!!!!

Poor, desperate, seething Xcucks.

No update on MediEvil was ruined it.

I actually like VR so it wasn't so bad for me, I'm not defending it, it was still bad. There are other VR games I would like too like
Gundam Side Story VR
Last Labyrinth
Panzer Dragoon VR
Jumping Flash VR
Nights into Dreams VR
Rouge Squadron VR
Wing War/Propellor Arena VR
Time Crisis VR
Police 911 VR
Blade Runner VR
Gunblade LA/ Jurassic Park/Dino Stalker VR
House of the Dead VR
Steel Battalion VR
Tokyo Wars VR

Reminder that Days Gone is the last PS4 exclusive

I'm gunna throw out my ps4.

What about Suckerpunch samurai game?

Tsushima is probably this year on PS4. It's just a mystery of when they'll announce the release date because, you know, they won't be doing that at E3.

.

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>has 6 arms
>only holds 1 game

>last exclusive is a stealth release

All these VR things they could've funded & made, they decided to do IronMan & No Man's Sky instead. What a waste of potential.

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Microsoft E3 2019
>Xbox Scarlet, two new consoles in same style of Xbox One S and Xbox One X.
>Xbox Scarlet games playing natively on PC
>Many BC titles on PC including Xbox One, Xbox 360, and OG Xbox, expected to launch October 2019
>Xbox Scarlet game development will allow games to be sold on Xbox One/PC at discretion of publishers
>Xbox Game Pass expanded - day 1 first party/second party games, third party AAA games a couple months after launch, indie games all the time
>More studios acquired, expect at least 3 announcements
>Xcloud detailed, stream from your xbox console to your Windows/iOS/Android device. Microsoft will offer streaming from Microsoft Azure by end of year 2019.
>Play Anywhere now applies to everything. If you own it digitally, download it to your Xbox or PC, or stream it to your Windows, iOS, or Android device.
>Xbox Live Gold will continue to offer the best complimentary games for subscribers each month
>New Xbox controller variations. Standard, Elite, and Hybrid
>Halo Infinite
>Gears 5
>Fable RPG
>Ori and the Will of the Wisps
>Cyberpunk 2077
>Rocksteady DC game
>Harry Potter RPG
>Battletoads
>Killer Instinct
>More than 30 games shown off

Meanwhile at Sony E3 2019
>*crickets*

We've been over this, it's just seething Xgroids.

>Xcucks spamming dislikes again

Don't you have AAA masterpiece GOTY contender Crackdown 3 to be grinding?

>Stealth
They've been advertising this game for months.

the only problem is the lock on, virtual on did it first.

well that's some crappy advertisement

based

This will never not be the most pathetic shit ever. So fucking lame, and it never works

reminder you're doing it for free

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Tell that to their marketing team. I'll just be happy it's out so it can die down.

once again, sony has no E3 this year.

twitter.com/PlayStation/status/1110284440578646017
reddit.com/r/playstation/comments/b5glqs/that_was_the_dumbest_shit_ive_ever_witnessed/

I have yet to run into a single xbot fag talking trash, but Nintendo babies are stirring up a shit storm in every thread.

Hahahahah, cope harder, bitch boy.

I see a lot of hit-and-run posters that need to be tracked down, tied to their chairs, and glued to their screens until they accept this presentation was garbage

Realization is the first step not looking like a fool

Xniggie sock puppet accounts. All of them. Sony dominated today.

>xgroid linking directly to plebbit
Go back faggot

>Snoy presents State of Gay

actually seething

Seething xtranny

Stay seething

Post the one with the Sony Walkman that shit cracks me up every time

cope

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why are sony trying to be nintendo when their playerbase all hate nintendo

Its an OK comparison, as the 2011 video was the first ever Nintendo Direct.

>Twatter and Leddit, the Xcuck containment zones

kekkity

Keep the tears coming, xtranny

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srs question -- why is this allowed but not hot girls in western game design?

I don't see anyone acting like they belong in a freak show circus here.

So basically PS4 sold 100 million units but there is nowhere on the internet where people talk about it?

Regular corporate gay pandering vs MEGAFAGGOT FLOAT.

Explain the babboon tranny nigger, xgroid

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I can't see a LGBT flag or even an actual fucking rainbow without thinking of Snoy. Its theirs for keeps.

>People having fun
Damn. Sony being based again.

you wish

now, now. is it really okay for sonyshills to hate on gays, trannies, etc? doesn't that go against their dogma? hired shills are usually left-leaners, too

so this is the power of the dollar. CAPITALISM WINS AGAIN, BABBY

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>getting exercise and wearing normal clothes vs cross dressing and twerking on a parade float
Being a Sony shill... that’s gotta be a big yikes from me.

Did you just say the f-word?

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Mentally-ill tranny xgroids get the rope

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>snoytard spamming xcuck because his shitty moviestation has nothing interesting
Go play on your VR machine sonynerd. Maybe game theory will make a new video on how playstation is really five nights at freddy's and it will calm your nerves.

Not impressive unless they have a dilation float

is the aloy a boy?

You have to consider that the internet wasn't as ravenous as it is today compared to 2011.
Trailers wouldn't get as many views compared to today
Had that first direct debuted today, it would've been bombarded with dislikes
That said, State of Play was still shit

>this time
>implying xbox didn't dab on sony last gen

>hairy babboon shitskin tranny
>i-it's perfectly fine!
seething xtranny

>tfw watching it
>turned it off at the furfag vr crap

Did you miss the hairy babboon shitskin tranny at the end of the snoy pride webm?

I'm not gonna watch your faggy xtranny webms, disgusting subhuman shitskin.

HAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS DUDE

Don't reply to me ever again, faggot.

>its ok for Sony to have a float of tranny faggots gyrating and moaning because Microsoft and Nintendo revealed their stance as supportive of LGBT
Nah, sony made faggots kissing their crown jewel. I get supporting a cause but Sony is literally the brand of women and faggots at this point

>Grew up with PlayStation since the original and had pretty good games.
>Absolutely loving the PS2 and it library of amazing games
>PS3 came out while it had a pretty shit launch it did deliver some good games later on.
>PS4 cames out with the same issues as the PS3 during launch but worse. Years into it's life I've only played like 4 exclusive titles that I've enjoyed.
>The other ones I've played are just boring walking simulators that offer nothing to the gameplay what so ever.

This pains me alot to see how shallow Sony has gotten with their games, they basically want to turn them all into movies now.

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>format was actually not shit
>wasted the whole first show on fucking VR

I think at this point, I just want Sony to drop out of the industry and let the Google Stadia take its place in the big three.

>Rush out hardware to get the jump on the other two
>Results in lawsuits and a massive maintenance bill
>Still get your shit pushed in by the Wii and get pissed on by the PS3

Whoops

NO NO NO YOU'RE A FUCKING XBOX MEANIE SONY HAS NEVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG YOU XPOOPHEAD!

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imagine defend fnaf vr

Fuck you, bitch

I would like that Nintendo and Microsoft team up for a console with the support of both companies. I hope we can become family next generation.

>Explain the babboon tranny nigger
What does Aloy have to do with this?

Pretty much thia but have enjoyed the ps4 and it's exclusives. I'm not a big fan of vr though so i'll just wait and see whats coming out later.

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pfff hahahahaha

>This is actually true
I genuinely feel bad for PS4 owners now. Impressive.

I HAD sex

Big deal. Where's the BoI+LoZ collab?

>literally nothing and still better than a direct
>latest direct shilled indie games
>the state of play shilled shovelware for a dying genre
>actually fucking shilled a FNAF game

give me some more projection

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>PC*cks were shitposting about Bloodborne 2 coming to PC mere hours ago

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>Still get your shit pushed in by the Wii and get pissed on by the PS3
That literally took an entire generation and MS neglecting every market outside of North America for Sony to accomplish.

I preferred PS3 to 360, but let's not pretend that the 360 didn't put up a respectable performance and that the PS3's early years weren't a massive shitshow, especially for North American anons.

Because all their games are in development for next gen and it's too early to announce that.

>matel intellivision
>shoulder buttons
>Dpad
sure...

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(C88) [Minori Kenkyuujo (Minori Kenshirou)] Higyaku Hime | Pain Princess [English] =LWB=

im sorry

Imagine actually being the type of person to ignore a game's existence if it wasn't made by a triple-A company.

>its ok for MS to have an army of tranny nigger employees marching for having pride in their mental illness
it's time to seek help, groid

If God is real, he'll let me whip a 2D loli's cunny at some point in my lifetime.

So you agree it's ok? I don't get it. Sony does this shit but 100x worse. SJW shit is literally everywhere in all their flagship IPs

wow so they are really going to abandon the PS4 after only giving it one game (Bloodborne)?

thanks, i hated

>So you agree it's ok?
no one agrees with you, xgroid. kill yourself, weirdo shitskin.

Isaac's themes are too fucked up for Nintendo to want to do any kind of collaboration with it

>four pecs
always gets me

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>actually defending fnaf vr and days bland
Holy shit.

Who hurt you?

hello sonyfag, do you like the today showcase?

After the Not-wiimote, the not-Nintendo direct...

>Binding of Link
>2d roguelike Zelda-themed dungeon crawler developed by Ed/Nicalis
>pretty much a BoI game but without any of the cancer/aids/jesus/satan/blood/poop and instead with LoZ stuff, and with sword combat instead of ranged
could be fucking great, the skelly from the most recent Isaac expansion was fun as hell to use thanks to the melee attack

How much is ms paying you third-world shitskins for these posts? Did they agree to pay so you can get your micrococks chopped off?

>Dying genre
Are you talking about VR or am I missing something? The PSVR community has been doing nothing but growing

This is my takeaway from this thread. I had no idea it was since 2011. Though now that I think about it, January 2013 had the Bayonetta 2 direct.

*blocks your path*

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I have never owned an Xbox, just Sony and Nintendo

Sony owe like half of their modern videogaming success to copying Nintendo. It's no surprise they'd like to continue doing what works.

When are they going to release the update for ID changes? It's almost April, what the fuck is "early" 2019? Literally every article is from Oct 2018, when they announced it.

For real. Someone needs to make a compilation image of all the times Sony has copied Nintendo and failed laughably. PS Move, PS Classic, and State of Play are the big ones I think.

Are they planning on doing multiple of these per year?

Whose idea was calling it THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF PLAYSTATION anyway?

almost all of xboxs sold are in NA though

imagine my shock

The absolute state of Snoy. Imagine owning a PS4 and wanting to have something to play on it in 2019. At least there's always E3, right?

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A sane person charged with scriptwriting and directing this entire mess.
There's a hint of honesty and irony in that name.

I'm pretty worried that Sony's going to continue to release fewer and fewer games worth mentioning. I'm really worried I'll actually have to suck it up and buy a fucking nintendo console

Get ready for the Sony Trans-form

>exhentai.org/g/850696/2c243d2759/
its gone wtf was it >:(

>first episode
I mean you guys can keep circlejerking but come on

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Never forget Playstation All-Stars

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A panda

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THE ABSOLUTE SHANTY TOWN AND OUTERLYING MUNICIPALITIES OF PLAY

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>that Chad

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I think night trap on a space station looks fun.

youtu.be/OlnvIR_CYCE?t=6

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nothing wrong with supporting faggots, keep trying nintenbro

if the first one, that's meant to sell people on the concept, is this fucking bad then I can't say I hold out hope for the next

Yeah this. The Last Guardian, FF7 and Shenmue 3. Every show since has just felt incremental, nothing exciting anymore.

The first Nintendo Direct was ass too

Everyone thought they were DOA cause the first one was so trash

PLAYSTATION MORE LIKE PLAYSTAIN

Hey time traveler here from the future Epic games just bought Playstation!! Now their new Brand name is called PlayEpicGames on PC and streaming devices.

the first was actually decent, though, not amazing but easily passable.

>Nintenigger trying to change history

Okay buddy

I can't ever tell if people genuinely shill Sony or just shitpost anymore

VR will be Sony's new Kinect.

>SM3DL
>MK7
>SS info (reminder this was before people realised it was crap)
>pushmo & dillon's rolling western (both underrated)

You'd be naive to think companies don't have paid shills actively monitoring this board.
Then there's also blind fanboys that drank too much kool-aid.

I own nintendo consoles but mostly use pc for gaming, I have no interest on xbox exclusives really

>they literally got an old man to come to LA to get on stage in front of a live international audience so he could beg for money

You gotta be fucking retarded to think any company puts any value in this board as an advertisement platform.

So, was this the only presentation they announced at the moment or is it the first one out of a few?

Because it was such a fucking embarrassment that I'm glad they didn't try to make a conference this bad at E3.

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see

ups wrong

>having to count two different consoles and a handheld to win against the PS4 and the 3 PS Vitas sold
lmao

>ps4 vs switch
>one console had a 3 1/2 year headstart

are sonyfags always this retarded?

Have sex

Now post the full version.

I was thinking the exact thing when I was watching the direct

>be leftist
>join shill company
>feed huge corporations they "seek" to "take down"
just like any leftist, ANTIFA-types, etc

Stop calling it a direct

This. It's an ABSOLUTE STATE OF PLAY.

STATE OF PLAY just doesn't quite roll off the tongue like "ripoff" does. Oh sorry I meant "direct".

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They literally ripped off the Direct style of presentation though. Even as shit as those Inside Xbox shows are at least they are different from Directs.

didn't it sell like shit?

Do you even read what you type?

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SOP

When I saw the leak about the PS5 having a built-in VR I thought it was fake, I believe it all now.

Seeeeething tendies.

weebs are the dumbest and weakest of all races

More like SOB.

>Nintendo Directs are 8 years old

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I was about to say. These companies don’t give a fuck about Yea Forums. They wouldn’t put 50 cents towards having a shill post here.

Yes

And when PS5 comes out and bombs while the Switch is at 60 million+ they'll seethe and cry about how it doesn't count because Shitch had a head start

I don't get it either. This looks like 2012 zombie indie craft game with Last of Us slow walking in forests. I rather play a F2P gacha game than Days Gone. I feel apathy so I'm not even going to tear it apart beyond saying Days Gone = PS4's version of Wii Conduit.

It’s literally just a direct though, almost a 1 to 1 ripoff, even down to the tile card format. The only difference is that Sony forgot to include interesting games.

Don't be so hard on them, it's the only thing they have.

VR wouldn't be bad to hear about if it wasn't from Sony, because the PS VR is quite shit, which is the price of making a cheap VR headset I guess.

Xgroids and their pathetic mental gymnastics. State of Decay 2 was awful, watch Days Gone eat your lunch.

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Mate, this is a really pathetic graphic

The only good thing is about this was the mortal kombat trailer.

This is literally Sodom and Gomorrah holy shit.

Literally indieshit feat zelda to apeal the zeldafags like you and screw the real zeldafans

Whats funny about your post is you just accept that Nintendo isn't going to make a new console well into the PS5's life, lmfao. The state of nintendies.

Daily reminder that the only people who defend sony are underage retards who can't figure out how to build a PC.

>B-But muh sales!
Sony niggers are truly the worst.

You Nintendies are so original. Makes me wonder why you keep playing the same shit since the 80's.

Both the indie and the February Direct had major announcements

>Play same series over and over
>Has more change than the different Ips sony keeps shitting out

That was a good hypothetical test run to show how the format works. Have they said when the real one with the actual games is?

You know that despite the difference in sales numbers Nintendo made more money every one of those cycles that wasn't the wii u right? And before you say that money made isn't indicitive of quality, of course it isn't but sales aren't either.

How did you get that impression from his post?

Oh sure they have.

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It's because it comes from the developers of bubsy 3D

>NSMB
>Yoshi
>More Labo shit
>Mario Maker 2
>Fire Emblem
>Daemon ex Machina
>Luigi's Mansion 2
>Animal Crossing
>Pokemon
Nintendo can do Directs because they actually release a lot of games every single year. What was Sony thinking?

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PS5 is going to have VR built in. Basically Sony's Kinect. I look forward to it bombing. lol

>literally going from 2D to 3D
>B-But it's the same!

>Unlisted the video to reset the dislike/likes
>Make it worse with a bigger dislike ratio
Base retard Sony.

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I'M SO GLAD VR ISN'T DEAD LIKE THE VITA! I CLAPPED SONY!

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This. It was literally their first attempt at a direct.
It was 20 minutes, and used to promote small VR stuff.

People had their expectations way too high, thinking it was the PS5 release and what not.

They will probably have multiple of these throughout the year to announce big things.

PSX will be their big announcements from now on.

So what? Chances that your local McDonalds is more popular than the local salad bar in 4/5 towns too. Doesn't make McDonalds better than the salad bar.

Inb4 >food analogy

see

they're pulling a crackdown 3 on us with it. It'll release in a few years and no one will give a shit

>food analogy

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Least I have an XBox as well but even that's getting cucked

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>he says, as he posts wojak anal vore to Yea Forums for the 400th time

>s... shut up! muh tendies! muh nintengaf!

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>falling for some faggot co-opting yui for his shitposting

Xbox paraders look like straight white christian choir boys compared to BasedNiggers.

I see SIE already took a page out of the calfag book of damage control

NOOOOO

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Honestly this. Why do PS2 games feel so authentic compared to most of the PS4 titles out there. Idk if it's just my boomer side coming out but I've noticed this too as well

>b-but xbox!
RENT FREE

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Seething

>but Xbox
>but Nintendo
Drink bleach you anus licking freak.

Xcucks have just as many games as sony tards.

so*y

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WHIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRR

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>So mad he samefagged this fast

At least time out for about ten posts so it looks on the level, retard.

>VR
>VR
>VR
>furry diablo
>VR
>VR
>le artsy indie xb
>Days Gone
>Mortal Multiplat

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Did you really think this webm was worth making 44 seconds long

I'm going Xbox Scarlett Anaconda and Nintendo Switch Lite next gen.

>Type in BasedNiggers
>Turns into BasedNiggers
WHAT SATAN SPAWN IS THIS SHIT???

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Someone replace play with Yea Forums

>ONIONS
IT FUCKING DID IT AGAIN

they can't just pull out another god of war/horizon: zero dawn/spiderman out of their asses so they must try their best to not go bankrupt before any of the new multimillion sellers goes gold

MODS = GODS

>It's the Wii60 sperg again

Feels good to be Sonybros hahaha

The PS4 controller is fucking shit.
PS2 > PS3 > PS1 > PS4

They need to go back to the PS3 or PS2 controller design for the PS5 and just make them bigger.

it was pretty bad but mfw the highlight came so early that i dont care, crash nitro kart tracks are in babyyyyyy-------

>seething this much over someone making a console choice
You need help.

Nah, I just see you do the same shilling over and over.

>why cant nintendo copy how to sell consoles

LMFAO you sad child

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Concrete Genie was the only good thing in the entire "direct"
And nobody say anything here

You do it for Sony rent-free, at least I turn my back on Microsoft and Nintendo when they fuck up instead of needlessly sucking corporate cock. So when Sony fucks up next gen will you still shill for them or will you finally wake up to reality?

>Laughing at Xcucks
>"Bu bu bu Snoy"

Take your strawman and shove it, shill. :^)

I noticed more wordfilters.
What did the mods add this time?
Soi? Sonybros?

>The absolute state of play

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Back to /r/Gaming, friend.

Sonybro

>.jpeg

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STATE OF NO GAMES

So how many times is it now that they copy nintendo?

basednigger

>ctrl-f "Xcuck"
>multiple posts
That fucking autist must be having a hard time today

I just woke up. What the fuck was that? That's just a terrible look.
>HERE'S A NEW EXCITING VIDEO TO TALK ABOUT NEW GAMES
>Oh it's nothing
Freddy's and VR shit. Well done, Sony. I had no expectations whatsoever and you still let me down

This is a Snoy thread is it not?

being a cheerleader for the sales department of a multinational corporation is onions and cringe

What's up with Sony's marketing lately? They completely botched the last E3 as well. They had big games (even if it was the same old games) but terrible presentation. They've waited 9 months to reveal anything, reveal they're doing their own directs and revealed they have nothing in the works

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Just need to shoop "The Absolute " on top

It's age restricted because they had to go with nigger music when showing MC11 and the lyrics contain copious amounts of "fuck"

fucking niggers

As someone who have a psvr, No Man's Sky, despite it being shit, would be actually amazing in vr and am hyped just for the mere fact that i can jump planet to planet through a space ship in vr.

>Virtual Boy
>PSVR
>Gameboy/DS
>PSP/VITA
>NES/SNES Classic
>PS1 Classic
>Nintendo Direct
>State of Play
>Super Mario
>Knack

When will PlayStation stop copying Nintendo?

Nintendo also copied the memory cards for the Gamecube, the share button on the Switch and the paid online, the retards.

I want my 30 minutes back sony. feel so fucking dumb for watching this shit, they could at least show ONE new game or gameplay trailer but noooo they went full VR and junkware.

I wanted to buy a PS4 but after this shoddy performance I'm not sure if it's worth it.

The indie showcases, or the actual directs?
But in either scenario they were way better than whatever the fuck State of Play was.

Imagine botching your "direct" so bad the only interesting game in it is FNAF

ITS LITERALLY ONLY OKAY WHEN NINTENDO DOES IT

How about... you know... stop being underage?

The Crash stuff was interesting(and multiplat)

THE ABSOLUTE STATE (of play)

That's what happens when you hire trannies who have zero skill

CALIFORNIA

No excuses.
Sony should and could have learned from that first direct, but no.

It's not. I sold my pro to some gullible retard who paid almost full price for it, Best decision I made.

wish nintendo would just copy the controllers desu
nintendo controllers are always the most discomforting, awkward pieces of shit. PS controllers have always been the best, just needed a size buff which they got with the PS4

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>push for VR
>it'sa all gimmicky shovelware

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>mario kart clone
>marvel shit
stoped watching after the first 2, did i miss anything interesting?

>Can I copy your homework?
>Sure, just make sure to change it enough
>Copies the whole thing 1:1

Because they bother to make good games instead. All Sony has are movies and sales figures.

what else should they do?
its not like snoy has a clue about anything else than assetflipping 3rd personshooters.

>a few hours before it started retards here were thinking they'd show Bloodborne 2 or Nioh 2
Holy fuck lmao, imagine getting BTFO this hard.

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>crash bandkart 8
does snoy fear nintendo that much?

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Why didn't Sony learn from 6 fucking years of Nintendo doing it then?

>Nioh 2
oh, that's a thing, right?
We're reaching E3 soon, and we haven't had any news since 2018

>the PS VR is quite shit
Which sucks. But it has all the games unfortunately.

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>muh falseflagging lol!!!

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>console fighting by literally posting gay stuff

This thread is fucking weird.

There's no point making it better because the hardware that powers it sucks too. In fact at the moment the hardware STILL can't catch up to the headset resolution.

This.

>VR
Thank god for that.

Brcause they wanted it to be these small episodes dedicated to... you guessed it, the state of play(station). Not a thing to replace E3 conferences but something that can fill in, in its absence.

What should I play on my PS4? I only have Yakuza 0, Fist of the north star, Nier Automata and Persona 5 on it, I havent touched it since FotNS. I dont regret my purchase or anything like that but I'd like to use it for something.

>nervious

Sony? More like, Dony.

Because we're done here

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snoy gonna snoy. That's just what they do.

>"we'll be back with more videos like this through the course of the year"
>somehow, Yea Forums thinks it means nothing until next year

Brilliant.

Not even Demon's Souls remastered. The thing that would finally force me to buy a PS4. Sony what the fuck are you doing?

star ocean 5, cold steel 3 (in fall)
you can add these.
(dont know about more either, mine's dusting since years)

How the fuck do people unironically genuinely post console war shit? It's fucking pathetic.

I've been thinking about the trails series, seems pretty interesting even though I dont know much about it. Its on PC too, right?
Wasnt Star Ocean 5 a really bad one though? Atleast so I remember hearing back when it came out.

I've actually been calling it Sony's Nintendo Direct

nah, no clue why people hate on star ocean5, propably some star ocean 4 babys.
its kind of a mix between star ocean 1 added with the combat more similiar to 3.
cs1 and 2 are both on available on pc, yes

>PSX will be their big announcements from now on.

Cancelled btw

>Wii60 was plush
>SwitchX future is coming
100/10 would comfy again

For your sake don't play Coldsteel, it's garbage and you'll most likely regret it. If you want to play Trails games start with Sky and finish with the Crossbell games or don't bother at all.

I need to call GameStop and preorder battlletoads

>Xnigger leeching again

I've been enjoying it since 2013 xfag

>Eric has spent the last 10 hours damage controlling this before he goes back to his janitor job and spends the day contemplating suicide
delicious

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cold steel is actually good,
not as good as zero/ao, but better than Tits

Too messy
Nintendo won’t touch it with a 10 foot pole.
Nercodancer was just supposed to be a official mod then it turned into its own game

>cold steel is actually good
Maybe if you're a drooling retard who likes generic harem anime. The past Trails games have had issues and stupid shit in it, however that still doesn't make Coldsteel come anywhere close in quality to the previous games.

>Maybe if you're a drooling retard who likes generic harem
the harem started at crossbell arc, not at cold steel though

Nah, that's not Eric. Eric would be shit talking Nintendo, like this one

>Sonyfag having nightmarish flashbacks to 2006

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I don't think anyone wants more videos like that, it was awful

Yeah, I remember the 360 only getting traction by being rushed out a year early, RROD then an ongoing decade of worthlessness.

>the harem started at crossbell arc, not at cold steel though
That's what I mentioned that the previous games had bad stuff in them too. Besides Coldsteel made it worse. The game has no idea what it actually wants to be or do with the story and characters, 2 especially drags on forever when it should have ended a dozen hours ago.
Does it want to be a darker story about politics? Apparently not since literally no one dies in a civil war and everyone is a dindu
Does it have developed characters? No because there's so many of them and they only interact with Rean most of the time.
Does it have good romance? No it can't decide if it's fujoshit with Crow or haremshit or Alisa-centric for the entirety of the 1st game.

Well the guy doing the music to this “Danny baronovsky” is the guy who did all the original binding of Isaac music

youtube.com/watch?v=81dfHwRTUlM

What happened to the rule about "quality" posts?

Classic mentality of today's Internet: no room for improvement allowed, everything is either acceptable or trash that can't go anywhere.

That is why is bad Microsoft gave up this generation. All the good Sony games were started developing to stop the (originally) equal power of the Xbox brand. But since MS doesn't release anything Sony doesn't have to put any more effort in it. Just drip feed what they already worked on through the life cycle of the console. No point doing it otherwise.

>Zoomer Xcuck clinging to his middle-school glory years

You're running late for your job stacking shelves, kiddo

these things are prerecorded in advance, if there's other showcases then there's not going to be much wiggle-room to change their lineup schedule. They can't just invent new games out of thin air to showcase.

>Eric would be shit talking Nintendo
Literally so, since he's completely incapable of doing that without shoehorning some godawful feces related pun (e.g. "shitch").

>Does it want to be a darker story about politics?
no, about a military school class formed to bring piece
>Does it have developed characters?
yes, most of the female characters have a good design, some male non teammates (i'd agree that the male characters in your team were all fucking dogshit)
>Does it have good romance?
yes.

Their presentations has always been shit. The fact people STILL put high expectations into these is fucking ridiculous.

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why lgbt people dress like freaks than complain when someone is disgusted by that?

No, but they can improve the direction in how they're present, or the order in wich they're showcased.

>VR filled show
>still no release date or details for Space Channel 5 VR
trash direct

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the format itself was the only thing they did right (game announcements back to back in quick succession), the issue is the clear lack of good game announcements. The fact they decided to open their new format this way is an extremely bad sign, and suggest they have very little, if any, new exciting things to show. Think about it, why else would they open with such a terrible showcase at all? The whole thing may as well have been filler from a much larger presentation.

canon

>high expectations
>high
people just want something, ANYTHING, to happen. They couldn't even deliver on that front this time; how do their presentations keep getting worse?

Sony is done with the PS4 plain and simple. Expect Ghost of Sushi and Death Stranding and PS5 launch titles.

And yet i'd rather have this than another snoozefest than 2017's PSExperience or 2018's E3.

E3 is at least entertaining for those live fuck-ups, but we aren't even getting that anymore

So again, technically it's an improvement.

I guess, but I won't watch them anymore in that case

they literally said recently to expect fewer games

Honestly tho.

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So, where is promised bloodborne 2?

you shouldn't compare the ps4 to the swith, two different gens

This is merely the first episode, so there's more to come. NintyDorks keep forgetting that they're stuck with their 720p bing bing wahoo tablet. At least i'll be enjoying my God Of War at 4K resolution.

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Watch him say it doesn't count because handhelds aren't consoles

>stop calling it a direct

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basewd snoybtfoe

This
PS4 has had a terrible library compared to every other Sony home consoles and it amazes people defend it as hard as they do

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Might as well go to the cinema if you want to watch a movie

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Imagine unironically defending the ps4
Imagine unironically thinking it's a good idea to not show a single new game in 4 years
Imagine unironically owning a ps4

Sales. That's literally the only reason people defend it now.

>HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Did they announce a demon's souls remake?
youtube.com/watch?v=f__lLLoe6D0

First ps1 classic, no e3 now this

They moved to Bay area California and their priorities got completely fucked. It turns out the the average soi chugging San Franciscian is more out of touch with the American public than non-english speaking japanese as well.

i don't even get how people could defend it saying it's good if you have VR. Iron Man's gameplay looked nothing but basic and that was supposed to be the big game. The you have VR FNAF and NMS which are complete jokes

You can actually FEEL just how hard Sony's slow burn news cycle for exclusives (i.e. hooking people mostly with fewer bigger titles but making them last longer in people's minds by showing them multiple times the course of years) finally bit them in the ass.

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PS4 is great when hacked, free GR and GR2. Horizon Zero Dawn is bretty good too.

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Based and Ridpilled

So we all agree that the PSVR belongs in the same shitheap the Labo does right?
>Overly expensive
>Cumbersome to use
>All of the "games" are either mobile-tier or shovelware-tier

Only the biggest brand-loyalists would defend either after yesterday

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>nervious

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At least Nintendo has the bright idea to keep Labortion shit separate from their proper game announcements. They KNOW that the general audience for the Switch is quite different from the relative minority audience that Labo is geared towards.

Sony, however, doesn't know this. Either they're retardedly out of touch or they are extremely strapped for actual game announcements for their majority audience. Or, you know, both.