Sony’s new slogan should be:
>Sony. We do everything Nintendo does, but worse.
Sony’s new slogan should be:
John Long
Ryan Cruz
Hahaha when the GameCube 2 comes out later this year Sony will join xbone in the grave
Luke Howard
I don't really like Sony that much either, but nearly their entire 'direct' was about VR, which Nintendo doesn't do
unless you want to make a hilarious joke about the Virtual Boy
Leo Cooper
everything except moving units i guess
Asher Morris
>Nintendo doesn't do VR
Isaac Morris
>sales = quality meme
Ah yes, time to kick back and enjoy the latest movie in the Marvel cinematic universe on Blu-ray/DVD combo pack, playback courtesy of my Sony PlayStation 4!
Andrew Perez
too bad that doesn't make good games ;_;
Hudson Taylor
but the Kitty Cake tastes better
Lucas Reed
Now add handhelds
Jason Harris
>thought Nintendo couldn't get any worse with cinematic trash like Xenoblade and Octopath
>sony has to go and one up them with even worse walking simulators and trashy VR
It's like a race to the bottom, and everyone loses.
Connor Martin
cringe. growup crybabies
William Young
How many of those people just bought it for the DVD functions?
Liam Cook
>No DS vs PSP
>No 3DS vs Vita
Michael Butler
>not using the better version
Lincoln Hughes
how many people just bought the wii to use as a dildo
>NOOOO MY SPINOFFS NOOO INCLUDE THE SPINOFFS
Cooper Adams
at least playstation gamers have games to play!
Luis Sanchez
Cinematic experiences like Bloodborne hardly count as games if you ask me.
Noah Martinez
And yet I have zero reason to go back and play playstation games because the systems primarily sold well because they sold dad games like madden or fifa.
There are very few Playstation exclusives worth playing, and most of them are exclusives because they couldn't get nintendo's seal of quality.
Cooper Thompson
and yet I have no reason to play nintendo because im not 10 anymore
Sebastian Nelson
Luis Gomez
What is this with the handheld markets incorporated for sony AND Nintendo.
Jose Price
Not every game is kiddy casual trash like Kirby. There are genuinely fun games for people of all ages, like Metroid Prime 4 on the horizon.
Justin Davis
kek, Metroid Prime isn't even PG-13
Aaron James
>DUDE THIS GAME NEEDS SEX AND VIOLENCE AND MATURE THEMES TO BE GOOD
Get a load of this mature gaymer. All a game needs is a good challenge and skill requirement, not some artsy mature story or R rating.
Mason Brooks
how do you know it's genuinely fun if you haven't seen any gameplay or played it yourself?
James Ramirez
VR got boring after 15 minutes
Parker Gomez
Shooting blue aliens and saving the universe isn't mature you fucking manchild
Carter Watson
>Xcuck leeching off Nintendo again
Thomas Johnson
NES
SNES
Gameboy
Gameboy Color
GBA
Wii
DS
3DS
NES classic
SNES classic
Vs
PS1
PS2
[gap where Sony loses every single profit they made in the prior 15 years and is forced to re identify as a movie maker]
PS4
Looks like 10 to 3
Evan Hall
Seething Nintendie
Jaxson Morgan
hand = ps players
cat = Sony
Jeremiah Collins
C O P E
Lincoln Rivera
Based
Ryder Jones