Every day, I watch the geese. They sit in the lake every day and float around a bit having fun, they dunk their head in the water and then dry off by backing up and flapping their wings. Then they go fly to the old field to eat food and then they fly back, they do that several times per day then they come back to the old lake to curl up into a ball near the lake and they sleep in a nice organized fashion. Then they repeat.
They swim by stretching their head forward and pulling it back quickly to build up speed and then they just let it flow.
Geese are literally the niggers of the class, Aves. Kill yourself.
Jason Russell
That's essentially what I do all day, but I'm still not happy.
Chase Robinson
They don't do anything wrong. Ducks are the crazy ones.
The ducks are more intrusive, they are much faster, and they are sexist.
Ayden Sanders
t. goose
Zachary King
It's true I see the ducks too in the lake too. There are less ducks though. They fly more frequently, just for fun, they walk around a lot more, and they swim way faster, and they always harass each other.
>my workplace had a water feature built in front of it a few years ago >fucking geese frequent it, so they strut around the parking lot acting like they own the place and hiss at you FUCK GEESE
Daniel Wood
Geese are pretty social, ducks are way more rude and annoying.
Josiah Stewart
Unironically based. Seagulls are the niggers of the bird world.
Parker Reed
What kind of retarded bird can't WALK?
Joseph Cox
>hiss at you Just back the fuck up, Geese don't fuck around with betas like you.
Isaac Turner
They don't like when people are snooping around it makes them feel threatened since they are otherwise peaceful they are just very defensive because they are just geese and can't really do all that much.
Ethan Clark
Back up? I'm trying to walk into my fucking workplace. These geese need to back the fuck up.
Anthony Bennett
Fuckers hang out outside the buildimg I work at They always hiss at me on my way in and out and they shit everywhere along the walkway God I hate them
Noah Murphy
They don't like humans and humans annoy them a lot, they don't want to see anybody besides other geese and maybe some ducks. They don't like landies.
Cameron Ramirez
Then don't bother them, and if they show you hostility then impose yourself as you make your way. They will leave you alone.
Joshua Taylor
Okay? Who gives a fuck about what a goose likes, let's see if they like it when I hit them with my car, the arrogant bastards.
Kevin Wilson
I don't understand why you're a sociopath. Just act string for once in yiur life.
Levi Murphy
That's just unfair.
Noah Morris
Duck duck goose
Brody Hall
Is it fair that these geese get to harass me?
Owen Young
They are considered to be of lower intelligence and because they have no ability to recognize their actions they are deemed nonpunishable and innocent unless they kill somebody.
Jaxson Jenkins
They aren't able to learn behavior and they aren't expected to behave like people they are expected to behave like wild animals because they are.
Angel Foster
bump
Carter Cook
Gooses desu
Andrew Thompson
BUMP
Aaron Gonzalez
Just because a court of law isn't going to convict them of harassment, doesn't mean it's fair for them to harass me.
