Find a SINGLE flaw other than "le Funky Bike Wii"

How can you get hit by 5 blue shells in one race and not see the issue? Get zapped by lightning while going over jumps constantly and see no problem?
Also, using the d-pad is uncomfortable.

Grumble Volcano (as well as a few other tracks) is fucking broken

Raping your fucking thumb might be skillful but it isn't fun

Grumble Volcano is fun what's the problem
The only shit tracks are Peach Gardens, Sherbet Land, and Sky Guy Beach

it's not even that bad just bump into someone
or play in a room that changes the effect to mega mush

bloom

The choices for retro tracks was pretty lousy compared to 7 and 8

No coins.

Mario Kart is not made for 12 players. It introduces too much mayhem into an already chaotic game, making it significantly less fun to progress up the ranks and into first or second place. This is the same problem that MK8 has, and why Double Dash is the best Mario Kart of all time.

THe graphics are shit and the online was practically unplayable afte rthe first month.

Coins are fucking shit and bringing them back was absolutely the single WORST decision for MK7 and 8

Double Dash is the most chaotic game in the series though
I mean, fucking Bowser Shells dude

Fun is subjective. I'm sure a lot of people enjoy getting raped by several items in a row in MKWii. I'm sure plenty of people have wallpapers of Funky Kong sniffing cocaine with a two dollar bill and have hotglued figurines of Rosalina on a flame runner. Does this make it an objectively better experience than DS? Fuck no.

I bet you're the shitter from earlier that couldn't into Super Circuit's drifting because it doesn't do it for you.

7 basically stole every good retro track like it was the last game in the series

there's no good control scheme besides gamecube controllers at which point you should just be playing double dash. Also the menus and the game as a whole look really ugly. I have no idea why this game is praised on here, I hate it.

Playing harder difficulties guranteed getting stomped by last minute RNG CPU comebacks.

>I'm sure plenty of people have wallpapers of Funky Kong sniffing cocaine with a two dollar bill and have hotglued figurines of Rosalina on a flame runner
how did you know about that

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This actually reminds me of a legitimate compaint, 50cc is so fucking extremely slow and boring and it's required to unlock vehicles and characters
Like the shortest tracks take fucking 4 minutes on 50cc

It is chaotic, but you know what to expect for a variety of reasons. Characters having specific special items with their own place distributions means that while Bowser shells may be flying, you know when to expect them to be coming out. The removal of special items, fucked item distribution, and 50% more players causes the chaos to become less exciting and more tedious.

>2nd place with 1st place considerably ahead
>wow I sure hope I get a good it-
>lightning cloud

I'd say mario kart 8 lacks chaos, to a point it's really boring

>Find a single flaw

Ok, if I only have to name one, here goes.

>480p

And that's if you were smart enough to even notice it had component cables available. I guarantee MOST people played it in 240p. Yikes.

Don't pretend like you weren't swooining over the new heavyweight that was also a waifu when you first unlocked her. And have you even listened to Funky's voice lines? He sounds like he hits up a party to score coke every week.

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is low resolution a flaw of every game pre-2005?

That's just a hilarious coincidence. kek

the menus aren't bad, they just lack soul

No, it was a flaw in 2012 when everyone still had a Wii hooked up with A/V cables.

Ok

Daisy Bike Wii
Fucking Character Stats
The horrible bouncy physics
Bumping is stupid for anyone not heavy
Too much damn item chaos
Pows
Megas
Bikes are bused
Wheelies are Busted
Blues constantly
Constant sandbagging for lightnings
Glitches
Stand still miniturbos completely invalidating the acceleration stats
That cloud
That damn cloud
That fucking cloud

Also bonus complaints
WOAHHHHHHH
WOAH WOAH WOAHHHH
WOAHHH WOAHHHH
OLOLOLOLE
PISHAH
YAHAHHAAAA
HAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAA

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WiFi was fucking horseshit awful, full of hackers and disconnections.

CTGP has anti-cheat

>CTGP

whats that?

I don't miss this game. At all

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Mod that adds 216 custom tracks, 200cc, and has Wiimmfi pre-installed (the mod that replaced Nintendo's WFC servers after they shut down). It also allows you to play the custom tracks online.

Oh and also ghost leaderboards for every custom track
And the custom tracks are curated, very few shit ones except for the historic ones that were made in like 2009

bump

There is literally no reason to pick light weight.

Bullet Bike and Magikruiser are completely viable

>that hacker with over 10k VR who intentionally places last to boost your VR

is that mushroom fuck fest still in? the one where you get fucked at least once per lap

Yup and it's probably not getting removed due to being the first original custom track
Honestly I kinda like that track, but it'd be a lot better if it were 2 laps

can be downloaded here
chadsoft.co.uk

We can always use more Players!

be specific, there are several mushroom tracks.

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Can't do multiplayer GP.

probably talking about mushroom peaks

somebody post the drawing, you know the one

i'm intrigued

adding onto this, can someone post the image of the dude doing the luigi jump animation in a car and crashing

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>Team mode battle with CPUs
>The wheel was fucking useless unless you had literal baby hands
>Ridiculously floaty
>CPU packs the karts too close to each other, meaning one screw-up means you're already 9th place or whatever
>Falling off a cliff has you placed at the beginning of that cliff (with whatever items carried lost)

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>THREE (3) Undodgeable items
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING

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Personally I never had trouble with the tapping in DS, being able to charge real fast while risking losing control was cool, I feel like the issue was not about the controls but needing to use a d-pad to do it.

>oh shit, I've been hit by items and fell behind by a few spots, whatever should I do?
>I know, I'll pop a wheelie while accelerating!
>even though doing so slows my rate of acceleration down
>even though driving on one wheel makes me susceptible to getting knocked off balance by other drivers and losing speed and getting bumped off road
>even though I am driving over a precarious bridge with pits at the sides
The Daisy player deserved everything coming to them and then some. Whatever was wrong with just revving up a miniturbo in place?

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I was actually eyeing this stuff earlier today, finally decided to try it and I got it to work without any problems. I'm not the most tech savvy person, so I was expecting to run into a bunch of issues. Shit looks like fun!

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Online was dogshit

Its not 8.
Battle mode sucked. Bike racing was fun tho

8D(200cc) > DS > Wii > 64 > DD > 7 > who gives a fuck

I think I have this. I've tried playing them with my nieces and nephew but half of them are not optimized for splitscreen. They play at half speed.

Wii >= DD > DS >> 64 > 8/8DX >> Super >> 7