was he right, Yea Forums?
Was he right, Yea Forums?
Aaron Lee
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Evan Mitchell
was he right, Yea Forums?
Oliver Cox
20 years late, but yes
Thomas Lewis
How far do these go back? I was trying to browse them on google groups, but you literally have to scroll down for hours to go back years
Ethan Anderson
On the subject of choosing a video game.....my five cents....
Personally, I think the Nintendo is a piece of right wing garbage akin to the
IBM PC. Slow, out of date, but heavily marketed so that mindless dweenies will
think it's the hottest thing since Zelda had her first period. I have yet TO
SEE A SINGLE GAME ON THE THING SUBSTANTIALLY BETTER THAN STUFF I PLAYED ON MY
OLD ATARI 800 SEVEN YEARS AGO.....Yes, there are some nice games, but they do
not do anything extraordinary and in fact clearly show the glaring limitations
of the thing's inferior pre-VLSI hardware.
On the subject of the Sega Genesis and the Turbografix 16. At least these guys
are using hardware invented after the Apple II, give 'em credit! The graphics
in these games are NICE! I really can't give a decent opinion as to which is
better, they're both fantastic!
But now I get to stand on my soapbox and have some fun. Correct me if I am
wrong, but isn't the Atari 7800 superior hardware wise to the NES? I heard
thing could manipulate 64 BIG sprites at once. It was developed right when
the slump hit the videogame industry, and two fantastic and innovative games
Rescue at fractalus and Ballblazer NEVER got the recognition they deserved.
I have yet to see ANYTHING on the NES half as good as these wondrous
creations from Lucasfilm. All I ever see are variations on the horizontal/
vertical scrolling find the magic trinket and or blow it up while a host of
randomly drawn stick figures get in your way theme. I'd rather pay 25 cents
in an arcade and at least get decent graphics and sound.
Carter Gray
>There were already nintendofags seething over sony in 97
Those fuckers are sick in the head i tell you
Brayden Edwards
This gets us to another topic. Anyone who believes the Gamebody superior to
the Lynx is a complete loony. However, I think there is a good chance the
Lynx will fail simply because the Gameboy is saturing the market. I hope this
does not happen because I do not see anyone else creating truly innovative
software for home video games. Even the Sega and NEC systems are only offering
souped up versions of the aforementioned theme...
The only really nifty games are being written for Amigas and ST's with sorry
adaptions made for befuddled PC users who gladly shuck out the bucks when they
see screenshots from the ST and Amiga versions (usually the Amiga version :)),
and get the Nintendosized version of a formerly fantastic game. One could
probably write neat stuff for the Mac II, but who wants to pay $7000 for a
video game ? The saddest part about this tale is that the PC version by far
outshines the combined profits of Amiga and ST versions so now some programmers
are dropping the Amiga and ST and limiting their horizons simply for the bucks.
I'm writing what I hope is a truly innovative video game myself right now, I
am writing it on an Atari ST with plans for both Amiga and PC adaptations, but
the key word here IS adaptations. The Amiga version will certainly be a little
better with the nifty sound and blitter chip, but I will need to write the PC
adaptation to make the thing truly profitable and that will be by far the
hardest part. Anyone out there looking for games for the NEC or Genesis? This
game would be PERFECT! I already know the thing would crash and burn on an NES
In closing, this post rambled ALOT, but I have wanted to broadcast my views
on the NES monopoly and the general creative decline it has triggered for a
very long time...
Scott Le Grand
Gabriel Foster
Consolefags are always wrong.
Jaxson Foster
So we're the Sonyfags too.
Jayden Morales
Shit posting goes way back, sir. Pretty advanced shit posting DESU.
Zachary Wood
Sonyfags were seething over nintendo in 1989
Ryan Edwards
literally as old as writing and/or sega
Julian Fisher
No one who say 'X is killing Y' is ever right. The most that can be said is that one company is doing slightly better than another. Sony historically has better sales than Nintendo, but both companies are wildly successful despite each other. Even Xbox is successful despite it being a terrible system by our standards. They don't care about fanboys and console wars, they care about MONEY. Unfortunately for us, normies spend more than we do.
Brody Wright
>1989
The WWW was invented in 1990 so this is either fake as fuck or somehow someone saved a university email.
Henry Bennett
>shitposting hasn't changed in 30 years
i'm not sure what i'm supposed to feel realising this
Adam Robinson
www was invented in 1989 ya dweenie
Wyatt Nguyen
I really just mean the usenet archives on google groups
That post from 1989 is probably the oldest I've seen, but I think I saw an anime related one from 88 or 87
Lucas Barnes
Yes.
Anthony Kelly
Did you buy REDGUARD the new ELDER SCROLLS ADVENTURE game?
Liam Bell
>usenet
>www
child please
Isaiah Cox
Fuck off zoomer
Mason Roberts
webfoundation.org
>by October 1990 he invented 3 technologies etc.
No one could have made a fucking website with profiles and forum posting less than two months.
Jaxson Cooper
>you're either a retard or a NIGGER
Based
Owen Adams
>1989
Nice try, the Island of Japan didn't exist back then. It wasn't until 1993 when Samsung's phone shipment tanker exploded in the Pacific that the dormant underwater volcanoes spewed Japan forth, while subsequently reclaiming New Zealand to the ocean depths.
Jaxson Long
How so? Polystation didnt came out until 94 and they were riding the wave around that time
Dominic Wright
Never mind all I had to do was look it up I guess
en.wikipedia.org
>Google Groups hosts an archive of Usenet posts dating back to May 1981. The earliest posts, which date from May 1981 to June 1991, were donated to Google by the University of Western Ontario with the help of David Wiseman and others,[86] and were originally archived by Henry Spencer at the University of Toronto's Zoology department.[87]
Damn that's a long time ago. Wonder there was shitposting in 1981, maybe everyone was serious back then.
William Gutierrez
Ayden Scott
>since zelda has her first period
people wanted to fuck her even back then
Jonathan Carter
>A GAYstation? That's no way to talk about your bedroom
I laughed.
Sebastian Cooper
Its obvious he was wrong, its a shame Sony never made a successor to the PS2
Oliver Rivera
That isnt usenet?
Evan Turner
it is
Jason Jenkins
>sonyfags have always been niggers
woah
Jace Mitchell
When did State of Play go wrong
David Smith
Wow really nothing has changed, huh?
Ian Diaz
Nah man.
It still looks the same as every comment from ever Yea Forums dumbfuck that has ever existed on Yea Forums.
Joseph Turner
>Google Groups hosts an archive of Usenet posts dating back to May 1981. The earliest posts, which date from May 1981 to June 1991, were donated to Google by the University of Western Ontario with the help of David Wiseman and others
pretty damn far back
Joshua Thomas
>nintendo fans
yikes
Lucas Murphy
snip's fip and sip
Dylan Turner
The idea of Yea Forums existed even before Yea Forums is the worst thing I've heard since FNAF VR
Samuel Thompson
Holy fuck THE ETERNAL BOOMER. I swear to God replace Nintendo and Atari with literally anything and you have standard boomer post about back in my day.
Carter Flores
people are people and there is nothing new under the sun
Carson Anderson
Shitposting is ancient. This is what they found on the walls in pompeii:
>I.2.20 (Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio); 3932: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
>II.2.3 (Bar of Athictus; right of the door); 8442: I screwed the barmaid
>II.7 (gladiator barracks); 8767: Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.
>II.7 (gladiator barracks); 8792: On April 19th, I made bread
>III.5.1 (House of Pascius Hermes; left of the door); 7716: To the one defecating here. Beware of the curse. If you look down on this curse, may you have an angry Jupiter for an enemy.
>III.5.3 (on the wall in the street); 8898: Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog
>VI.14.20 (House of Orpheus); 4523: I have buggered men
>VII.6.35 (Brothel of Venus); 1645: May Love burn in some lonely mountains whoever wants to rape my girl friend!
>VII.9 (Eumachia Building); 2048: Secundus likes to screw boys.
>VII.12.18-20 (the Lupinare); 2175: I screwed a lot of girls here.
>VII.12.35 (Vico d’ Eumachia); 2145: Gaius Valerius Venustus, soldier of the 1st praetorian cohort, in the century of Rufus, screwer of women
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1820: Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1882: The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1904: O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed that you have not already collapsed in ruin.
>IX.8.3 (House of the Centenary); 5213: My lusty son, with how many women have you had sexual relations?
Juan Thompson
>>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1904: O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed that you have not already collapsed in ruin.
>Complaining about the post quality in 50 AD
Samuel Hernandez
Man.
Greece was fucking gay as fuck.
Leo Cox
>greece
Mason Morris
Based Hakan.
Brody Gomez
The very first nintendo post
>the game and watch can also be used as a clock
Gabriel Stewart
This is true. Memespeak was not become as pervasive or entrenched back then.(Literal) boomers were the best shitposters.
Joseph Wilson
>A GAYstation? That's no way to talk about your bedroom.
Gabriel King
>you own a playstation why are you making topics in the Nintendo newsgroup.
>get out reeeeeeeeee
trully these were our great shitposting forebears. Second only to the Roman Graffiti boards of yore.
Elijah Bennett
>Mootus Faggatus better replaster this wall it is plague incarnate
Zachary Gonzalez
>Nintendo forums
Logan Young
ConANDave has autism
Josiah Sanders
based
Noah King
>III.5.1 (House of Pascius Hermes; left of the door); 7716: To the one defecating here. Beware of the curse. If you look down on this curse, may you have an angry Jupiter for an enemy
The Roman version of "respond to this post or"
John Reed
no wonder god smote that degenerate place with a fucking volcano
Thomas Watson
based and redpilled
Luke Morgan
Ahhh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them), the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons have driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to tempt your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic. And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
Brandon Cox
>piece of right wing garbage
>console warrior and brings politics up for no reason
War, war never changes.
Jaxson Foster
>first paragraph is a legendary burn
>second paragraph is the kind of joke a nerd in a 90's sitcom would make
James Martin
was he right, Yea Forums?
Andrew Cruz
>"Nintendo is a piece of right wing garbage"
explain this, libkeks
Cooper Johnson
Pretendo 69 is still gold
Samuel Martin
>"lugubrious"
I love this word.
Jason Stewart
Its Usenet you retard.
I got baited I think.
Jordan Bailey
do people still use Usenet anymore?
Jaxson Long
Jack Gonzalez
>twenty years before most of Yea Forums was born
Jason Martin
Liberals have been in a constant state f SEETHING about politics for at least 4 decades. That’s what happens when your political base is made primarily of trannies and gibsme niggers.
Ayden Sanders
>>II.7 (gladiator barracks); 8792: On April 19th, I made bread
wow it's like the r*ddit front page was always a thing.
Nathaniel Jenkins
Where is Pompeii, user?
Henry Rogers
>ancient "I'm gay btw, not sure if that matters"
Cameron Jones
> NINTENDO WINS AGAIN!!!
Leo Bennett
We need to bring this back
Cameron Baker
I'm pretty sure Pompeii was just fucking ridiculous compared to everywhere else.
I mean, some guy literally got loony tuned after running away from the town and surviving.
Evan Morris
What year did the internet become commonplace? I don't remember using it until 2001.
Joseph Lee
>when 10 year old chad warden makes fun of you for playing N64
Nathan Mitchell
late 2000's is when it went to shit because of it's popularity with normalfags
Jeremiah Hill
mid to late 90s
Jeremiah Scott
pedos do
Nicholas Collins
how did you even post on these shits back in the day?
Jackson Evans
Wait, how did they know about the n-word back in 1997?
Ryan Brooks
you connected directly to them instead of using the worldwide web
Jackson Russell
Depends on what you mean by commonplace
mid nineties was when it became a thing that normal people started to use
mid 00's was when EVERYONE started to use it
You pretty much had to be at a university iirc
Which is why nearly every post from before mid 90's has a university email and/or signature attached to it.
Samuel Watson
You don't want to know...
Brayden Taylor
Boomer here, I remember accessing the world wide web around 94/95. We used AOL as a client.
Before then, I was already very familiar with BBS/Usenet.
I distinctly remember thinking "world wide web" was a stupid fucking name and would never catch on.
Levi Wood
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Adrian King
I tried. needs to be reformatted
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