"XBOX ON!"
>'INITIATING YOUR XBOX ONE EXPERIENCE'
"XBOX, ACTIVATE THE VIDEO GAMES!!!"
>'PUBG: DELUXE EDITION ACTIVATED, MIGHT I ADD SIR, YOU LOOK QUITE HANDSOME TODAY'
"Thank you Xbox, now LET'S. FUCKING. GET. THAT. CHICKEN. DINNER."
"XBOX ON!"
Carter Garcia
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Jackson Young
Based!
Not!
Cringe af bro
Joshua Adams
"XBOX ON!"
>nothing
>clear throat
"XBOX ON!"
>nothing
>sit up straight
"XBOX ON!"
>nothing
>smile
"XBOX ON!"
>nothing
>furrow lips and scowl
>deeper voice
"XBOX ON!"
>nothing
>pleasant smile
>polite tone
"XBOX ON!"
>nothing
"Fuck it!!"
>press Xbox button on controller
>console turns on
>smile triumphantly as I think "Now this is the Xbox One experience"
>controller flashes red like a rave
>double a batteries dead
Owen Russell
>initiate unfunny shit thread
Ian Robinson
BASED
cringe.
Matthew Jenkins
based and redpilled
cringe and bluepilled
Dylan Edwards
Brandon Gutierrez
>imagine thinking thats funny or interesting
>imagine having it saved to your computer to paste in threads on Yea Forums
Yikes
Grayson Brooks
You replied
David Hall
and above
Based
>Everything below
Try harder pilled
Gabriel Watson
>Xbox, give me a kiss
>Okay user
then we lived happily ever after
Justin Young
Epic bro. Successful thread then
Isaac Cooper
I love this shit lol
Nathan Ward
Whatever MS is paying you it's way too much.
Christian Cooper
Post Albedo.
Colton Hill
Ryder Foster
here you go op vocaroo.com
Carter Garcia
You flatter me, user
Grayson Lopez
BASED
Tyler Rogers
>ywn grope her large tits & ass
Colton James
Imagine using aa batteries in this day and age, and still only having the second worst controller this generation
Jace Gray
get off this thread sonyger
Cameron Long
extremely based
James Long
Holy fucking shit user
10 out of fucking 10
Dylan Hill
"XBOX ON!"
>"XBOX INITIATED"
"Ok Xbox, list all the exclusives available for me to play"
>"..."
"XBOX, you heard me"
>"There are currently no Xbox exclusives, all our games are also available on PC"
"I can't afford a gaming PC, Xbox One X, now list all the games that are NOT available on other consoles.
>"I have found the following entries: Crackdown 3, State of Decay 2, Sea Of Thieves, PUBG. All these games have an userscore lower than 5 out of 10"
>"XBOX, open Edge and search for PS4 on amazon, also create a listing for an used Xbox on Ebay."
Levi Wilson
would be better if the xbox voice was a monotone female voice, but bretty gud
Colton Harris
>everyone is shit
>Xbot is a cool skeleton
I know which platform I'm getting next gen.
Dylan Miller
BASED AS FUCK
Julian Parker
BASED AND REDPILLED!
Austin Thompson
Jesus fuck aren't your neighbors complaining?