"brb 5 min"

>"brb 5 min"
>Last Online: 6 minutes ago

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>"brb 5 min"
>Last Online: 2 years ago

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Did this on my 360.

Talk you next week. Offline for 4 years.

I did this.

I'm still out there Jermaine, my xbox just broke and I couldn't be bothered to get a new one.

>calculate the average time it takes for a friend to respond in a text conversation
>the average time passes and still no response

>brb smoke break

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>"brb heard some noise downstairs"
>Last Online: 326 days ago

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please tell me, what does an angry nirnroot sound like?

"Fuck you cunt, come pull me out. You'll be sorry when I never grow back and you need 20 gold."

>brb gf wants to fuck
>maybe 2 minutes later
>back

bro... Uber Tristram could have waited

>d2
based

Based Kumiko.

>party member says he needs to piss
>actually takes a shit

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>20 gold
>when I could make an invisibilty potion to sell for a lot more

>Last Online: 6 years ago

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>"brb i think i hear gunshots outside"
>Last Online: 11 years ago

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cute

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>brb I'm in the twin towers
>last online: 17 years ago

we were just kids, man. we were just kids playing Halo, man. you have no idea how much you fucked me up, bro. I'll never be the same again.

>"I am quitting WoW so anyone who wants my stuff come get it"
>guy runs up and opens his trade window
>I load it up with all my gold and loot
>don't hit accept yet
>"brb someones at the door"
>get up from computer
>take a shower
>go out for dinner
>see a movie

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gay

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Epic kek

based

>had friend on steam and osu
>talked to him on kik and line for years
>he lived in Mexico
>had a falling out one day but still talked every now and then
>goes offline for a week
>fair enough
>turns into months
>wonder what's going on at this point
>its been 2 years now and he hasn't been on any service he used to

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I’ve never had a friend so I don’t understand these threads.

no u

>brb 5 mins
>he doesnt come back
>mfw i killed him

>Brb I think someone’s downstairs
>Last online 10 years ago

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friends are overrated

>brb guys
>takes a 1 hour long weed/food break

Maybe I’ve never had one to judge.

>brb gotta dialate
>he kills himself
wtf dude

I've had a friend for 17 years, I don't know what I'd do without him

>"brb grabbing coffee"
>Comes back three hours later to tell me they went on an adventure akin to The Goofy Movie due to obligation and chores aligning like the stars

>brb 1 min
>Last online 358 days ago

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>no 9s bf to rape me

you guys ruin literally every thread

I joined that tranny discord server they complain about just to see how bad it was and there were no trannies and just a bunch of fags spamming tranny surgery images. They are obsessed beyond belief.

lol that's very very sad

fuck off, freak

>brb gonna transition
>he kills himself
wtf dude

>brb I heard something outside
>town gets nuked
What the fuck, nigger