What am i in for

what am i in for

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a very fucked up family

A roleplaying game that pretends to be a strategy game.

Murdering all your brothers so you can take their lands as well as have 0 competition for your sister pure blood pussy.

Also an obscene amount of dlc.

Getting injured in battle and becoming retarded.

Finding fetishes you never knew existed.

Returning Francia to its rightful ruling family.

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Catching cancer at 60 and imprisoning all your major vassals so that your darling son will be secure in his childhood

Some crazy eugenics experiments.

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Why are kid portraits so zoomed out

Fastforwarding for thirty minutes waiting for four minutes of content.

Probably one of the portrait mods I was using, they zoom in more the older they get until they're an adult.

Get dark world for some real fun

>open game
>wait at character select screen
>no idea what to play
fuck

Play as HRE or France. Alternatively start at noob island (Ireland)

I'm pretty sure there's a button to pick a random character

A solid RPG murder incest simulator with warfare elements.

One of the greatest games of all time.

A game with a community of white supremacists.

Blood Eagleing six year olds

You need to have a fertile mind to play this game, if you're like me and lost completely your imagination don't even bother because it will just be blob simulator