Can we stop pretending skeletons are evil in every game? It's the spiders that are the real enemy!

Can we stop pretending skeletons are evil in every game? It's the spiders that are the real enemy!

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Spiders are very harmless, and you can generally avoid us if you stop walking into the webs.

What about spider skeletons?

there's a skeleton inside of all of us

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how do skeletons move if they dont have muscles
why dont they fall apart? their bones arent even connected anymore

Spiders are bros

it's anything that can hit you with damage over time effects. this can be spiders or zombies or whatever. damage over time is the problem. regular headcrabs = good. venomous headcrabs = bad.

Wrong.
Dogs will forever be the bane of everyone's existence.

I can handle mice and roaches no problem, but spiders give me a heart attack whenever I see them. I know it's an irrational fear, but that doesn't make it better.

You don't need to be afraid of spiders.
this. stop walking into our webs.

By sheer force of evil

I just kill everyone. XP is XP, doesn't matter where it comes from or if it was good or evil.

>us
>our
Nice try, I ain't falling for it.

Necropolis got you covered.

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By sheer force of anger*

Fuck off skeletor

Every evil person ever has had a skeleton in them.

That can't be a coincidence.

Nah, fuck regular crabs and the fast ones.
Easy to lose hp to them

So skeletons often have glowing eyes so I assume they are animated by magical force.

If I was a skeleton, I'd fuck people up too.

>our

>Game has mechanics to exploit skellies weak bone connections

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undead = evil
animal = neutral
controlled/summoned animal/undead = depends on masters tendencies.

learn to RPG dude...

That's a tick.

>spiders
>eight legs
>fuzzy
>eats all the bugs that try to eat you
>stays in the corners unless provoked

>skeletons
>made of bones
>rattles
>dead

spiders are friends, FCUK skellies

What if evil skeletons are just wearing skin to throw us off and distrust each other

The Chinese would say otherwise

>It's the spiders that are the real enemy!
OP is a stupid liar

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>putting your finger that close to a spider
That takes balls

Poison headcrabs don't do damage overtime, they do negative damage over time

dude the fuck is your question stupid?! Where do you ask how they see you without eyes, how they do anything without a brain?! They are hold together by their soul and magic, they see you by their soul and magic, they act with their sould and magic

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>evil alignment = always the enemy
Get out of your lawful good high horse.

this is how high fantasy works
good vs. evil
take it or leave it don't try to bend it.

What games let me play as a skeleton aside for Killer Instinct and Soul Calibur 6?

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medievil

Quake 3 and Quake Champions. Bones also speaks in skeleton puns.

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I believe it's an option in divinity original sin 2?

motherfucker those assholes smell blood from a mile away and you can bet your ass those bastards are venomous AND shit out web everywhere

This is simply not true!

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Dumb spider

spiders have their skeletons on the outside, so a spider skeleton would just be like a hollow spider.

Name 8 games where you play as a Skeleton.
I'm waiting.

Divinity original sin 2 has a skeleton immune to healing spells that instead uses poison to heal. Story wise he's the dude responsible for all the source magic in the divinity universe.