Describe the plot of a gane poorly, other Anons guess what it is

Metroid: Other M

TWEWY? Apologies if I’m completely off.

Fable.

There aren't any politicians in TWEWY close, though.
No, it isn't Kingdom Hearts.

Furries restore the world by returning religious artifacts of a dead civilization to temples, which in turn restores the world and seals an Lovecraftian abomination in the Earth.

Innocent man visiting foreign nation framed and charged with criminal activity, is enslaved by the native government and forced into hard labor.

Sonic Adventure

Grass is pants.

MC is trying to save his love interest and rival by traveling across worlds and sealing keyholes with some cartoon characters.

Mario sunshine, fukken easy

Sonic Unleashed

It's Unleashed. Multiple Temples and restoring the world.

You tard wrangle 4 retards to try to destroy a huge tree

You got it.

Mine was better

FFXII?

Correct.

I've never played it so that's not what I had in mind

You do the exact same thing as the last four times, but this time innadreams

Deus Ex?

Your waifu is killed and your daughterfu is kidnapped so you put on a scary mask

You kill a bunch of monsters in between coughing up blood a whole lot and then you die

A centerpiece to American folklore and history ruined by a clown

XIV, although 12 and 13 fit half of the description as well.

You and your ghost friend climb out of the abyss and defy the elders only to find out that surprise surprise, the evil guys were evil.
Alternatively you fight a giant head and the evil guys just all die.

Digimon World 3 and/or Cyber Sleuth.

Shadow of the Colossus
You could have made that harder.

Obligatory:

>Be THE MAN WHO WAS KEKED TO DEATH
>Become the final boss for the other protags

TBF I didn’t remember Vaan being the most special person in the world, but everything else seemed to fit.

Correct
What was yours?

FFV

You explore Hawaii with a troupe of animals and stop a giant angry prism from turning the lights off

I was gonna say Asura's Wrath, but the mask part is tripping me up.

In a world where knives come with free prostitutes, young pikey climbs a tree.

nope

You must avoid getting your meat beat

Live A Live, Odio is the legendary of all cucks.

Super Meat Boy?

Your wife*'s son** frames you.
*not your wife
**not her son

Too easy. XB2

Shin Megami Tensei 4 Final?

Kirby epic yarn

You just really want some cake

Nier.

Guy fucks with time cuz his Jew uncle did it first.

Anyone want to guess this one? I’ll just say what it was otherwise.

Wouldn't do one of these threads without it if I can help it.

Portal

Binding of issac
Correct

Either Mario 64 or Kirby Squeak Squad

Fuck

correct

still no

it is an indie title though

Blank slate protagonist kills his brother with daddy issues or alternatively kills what the daddy left him with

STRAFE OR DIE MAN
EITHER YOU STRAFE
OR YOU DIE

Land on an alien planet and refuse to leave until every living thing is dead.

Kirbys epic yarn

correct

Nuclear Throne?

nope, hint: you also get a cool tatoo

nope

No.
I think you focused too much on the head.
Then again what do I know I’ve never actually played SMT.

Not quite, “he” is the protagonist.

No Man's Sky?

you get a bug shoved in your ear and some sick tattoos and go to fight for some reason or maybe multiple

Teenage girl wanders around an old house with child Patrick Swayze, turns out dad really does care.

first___ correct
you fell for the bait, you don't even know about the cake in portal

You’re not the one who posted it you dicknuts, don’t say whether it’s wrong or right. It’s wrong.

Survive through utter choas while questioning why a kitchen would be on a hot air balloon.

apex legends :^)

You and a didn't do nothing kill the justice system.

No

Wrong.

Nocturne

Do you actually mean a black person? Because if not that’s definitely Ace Attorney, the first one

Featuring Dante from the devil may cry series

Your father turns you into a weapon, then you murder your brothers in cold blood and steal their powers. Then beat up an old man who brainwashed your brothers because he was mad at your dad.

Squeak squad

Serious Sam

Vegetable solves a mystery by listening to the radio.

survive through utter chaos while dickwad wizards keep levitating the FUCKING TABLES AROUND FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES AND YOU CAN'T FINISH CHOPPING YOUR GOD DAMN CHEESE AND IT'S THEM WHO WANTED A PIZZA IN THE FIRST PLACE

Mega Man 1

You got mugged, kill everyone.

featuring musical guest: Cyprus Hill

megaman but you're an edgelord

Correct.

Beat the shit out of a clown because he interfered with you getting to fight your autistic brother.

SO HERE I AM

Fat bitch is an asshole to a ginger

I mean it's what he does. And I couldn't think of a better way to explain the plot poorly

dmc 3

You go out on an adventure to capture Darkness itself, but when you finally manage to corner him, it turns out he's not such a bad guy after all.

A group of blue men fight a group of red men in the desert

My highschool years

No. Just someone marked a bad guy by a "colony". It's a FPS if that helps

Team Fortress 2

OW THE EDGE

You play right into the hand of the villain who ends up playing into the hand of the good guy using such a convoluted scheme to win that you give up trying to understand the plot

Shadow the Hedgehog.

I CAME TO BE THE END OF YOU!

You got it. Heres your reward

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Pajama Sam. This is the second time I’ve seen this. You gotta change it up, man, and make it a little bit harder.

Tony Hawk's Pro Skater

DOING EVERYTHING I CAN

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DOIN EVERYTHING I CAN

You have to chase after a child you dropped as a baby

FFVII?

Clean up crew. Might be some aliens. Kill them.

Halo CE bloodgulch

STANDING HERE
I REAAAALIIIIZE
THAT YOU WERE JUST LIKE MEEEE
TRYING TO MAKE HIIISTORRRRRY

Space Pan Asian Coalition led by Russian villain stereotypes attacks space NATO

Kingdom Hearts 2.

LISA

No, it's an indie game.

Right era and platform

That works too, but not the one I meant

FUCK YES I WANT THAT IMP PUSSY SO BAD

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Actually no but that’s pretty good.
I thought it was easy.
This will give it away: DOING EVERYTHING I CAN

Since no one’s answering, it was Bubsy.

correct

CORRECT

This might just be memeing but no

Sorry for your highschool years
Thanks for making me realize this games towns dont have schools like yeah that’s probably why your son fucking died.

Break every traffic law imaginable while listening to the offspring on loop.

Villain wants cake.

Mentally challenged uber

SMG2
>”...never got a slice...”

You have to kill all the jailers and save the world

take me to the original levi's store

You did it

And youll never get it unless you invest in VR

you get naked and kill god

A bunch of Starbucks employees and an autist save the world from Drumpf

having midna sit on your face in VR gets old after a while

Yikes

I'm trying user
you don't want to make it too hard because then nobody replies

Here's a harder one (hopefully)
You just try to stay warm and comfy

YIIK?

jackpot

You are edgy and want to capture the hero.

TAKE ME TO THE MOON
AND LET ME PLAY AMONG THE STARS

Fat bastard doesn't look after little girl because he rather sit there eating pizza

the long dark?

You solve some puzzles to stop a middle eastern man from taking over the world.

Silent hill 2?

How can you sit there and eat PIZZA?

A really good actor does absolutely nothing then listens to a bunch of tapes.

Braid?

OoT

Accidentally conquer a continent then die

PROMPT
IS
WIN

Your buddies expect you to fold to peer pressure and get butthurt when you don't.

MGSV

you kill yourself while your daughter watches, then she kills you again

You get invited to a picnic but it all goes to shit

Nah, focus on “the hero.”

correct

Bioshock Infinite

some old cunt tricks you into getting a bunch of other old cunts together so she could kill them and end magic forever

She said a fatso like me will just slow her down

yea

Everybody chills while one little girl wins the entire mission

dishonoured

Local schizo answers the phone.

nope, it's pretty old and really short
big hint: it's barely a game, you spend the entire game doing the same thing

yes

BABA IS YOU
MAKE
BRAINLET

JJBA: Vento Aureo

Sonic Generations?

FBI agent sees things in coffee

Time shenanigans but also sad

REVAN KNEW SNACKS

Deadly Premonition
sorry I meant Twin Peaks The Game

Wrong

Deadly Premonition

Deadly Premonition
Zero Escape?

Ice Climber?

Boy touches girl's chest and goes off on an adventure.

Everyone keeps dying and a cat is fine too

>mfw i'm seeing all of these youtube videos of brainlets not getting through the first 20 levels within a minute for each puzzle

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Alternate universe nazis don't know when to give up

The final boss is a kid (BUT THAT’S JUST A THEEEEEEORY) and the sequel had a turtle on steroids and the kid again but with HIS OTHER ARM

Nope.

Final fantasy XIV

Persona 2?

Some guy shoots you for no good reason, then for a few decades nothing happens until you're told to group up a bunch of cunts to stop the guy by some bitch, then at the end he gets shot by an asshole and you curse the creators for writing the dumbest plot in any video game.

haha, I knew user would get that one

Braid?

not the poster but fairly sure you got it
nice

not sure how you got ice climbers out of that lmao
If you've read the big hint I assume you haven't played the game

Nada.

Not what I was thinking about.

Yes, but this can be most Zelda games honestly.

You're not Alexander!

you go investigate a basement and face a fungus

Sword does not fold.
This is the path of the best character.

Ice Climber was a wild guess, the little hints added up.

Manchild blows himself up, saving America.

RE7?

It's honestly amazing how many difficulty spikes this game has, considering the fact that it never goes back down after said spikes.
TELE, SHIFT, SWAP, NO, TEXT, WORD, NEAR, MORE, FACING, and especially LEVEL are all basically rites of passage, until you discover the next one and realize that what you just did actually wasn't shit.

You’re a sword wielding paraplegic that’s out to save children from a child-trafficking ring.

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Guess or I post a new one and reveal the answer.

Fable 2 and I'm still mad.

nope, it wasn't made in japan

You go on a huge quest full of immense trials and tribulations just to use yourself as fuel for a fire just because the guy that let you free asked you to.

MGR

Why did he even shoot you? What even was the plot? I'm still at a loss.

A guy dies, then becomes your best friend. Later he kills you. After that you go back in time together and save his life, but you die again. Everyone is happy.

DING DING DING.

I still don't get that game, the sidequests are silly and fun but the main plot is just frustrating railroading garbage that feels ripped out of the pages of the world's shittiest DM. What happened there?

fucking NO got me for a good 10 minutes as well. FACING was just fucking confusing until I realized exactly the puzzle was doing.

The Last of Us?

He concludes you're a hero and there was a prophecy that you could kill him, maybe?

Correct.

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You accidentally get recruited into the enemy army after falling down a cliff
Good fucking luck on this one

nope
dark souls

Some girl has daddy issues and asks you to help her find her dad, when you finally find him he gets abducted. Then you have to go look for the cunt that abducted him and when you finally find them, he's been brainwashed and you need to kill both of them.

You were about to join a cult with your friends but then God killed everybody other than you, so you have to get the help from some weirdos and the great old one to go take revenge.

Black guy discover by mistake that the cure to cancer is immorality.

You run towards red things then jump off them or onto them

It was Hunt Down the Freeman.
New prompt: it’s the same plot as Avatar the Last Airbender.

What's the game?

Correct

If memory serves it was because he needed your sister's heroic blood and you were extra. That or you fucked up his ritual or some shit.

Molyneux is a nutter and thinks the amusing subversive sidequests people liked in 1 would make for a good game by themselves so literally everything in 2 is a joke. Still better than 3 admittedly.

>this kid who has absolutely no reason to have any beef with me might be destined to stop me someday
>I should shoot the kid, and then not check the body

This has got be some JRPG or tactics game

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Walk into town and visit a doctor, and go kill a lot of things while you try not to go insane

It’s the post-apocalypse and you’re a mercenary in a corporate war.
Good luck.

Nocturne

Yup. I'll give a hint, it's pre-2000

Wake up, fuck the first guy you meet, then team up with him to kill yourself

legacy of kain?

mirror's edge

Spec Ops: The Line?

>when you guess a game you've never played

Four strangers become friends during a roadtrip to New Orleans

BA
BA

is

CU
TE

Some cunts don't wanna learn to code so they keep being mercenaries and force entire nations into war and shit just to make a few bucks, also they have brains in jars or some shit

Bloodborne?

you got it bros

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yes

MGR

Lef4Dead2

Syndicate?

Yep, probably shouldn't have included the brains bit desu

GUESS

You have to find the magical instrument.

Amazing how hard it is to describe the game without actually using the word blood

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Right on

Italian man fucks the least hot female in this game.

Mario Galaxy

Older than that.

Which other ones have multiple women besides spin-offs?

I don't know but it sure as hell isn't Super Mario Land

I've beaten Portal 1 and 2. I don't remember the story very much

>you don't even know about the cake in portal
Retard.

It is a spin-off though

No guesses, it was BotW.
New prompt: use many creatures to save your life.

Yes

>He still thinks it's a Mario game.

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cake is only introduced near the very end of the game
it's not motivation at all

Paper Mario 1?

Correct

A quarantine in Africa, except it's not Ebola

Majora's Mask.

re5

You've jacked off to the porn of this game for longer than you've actually played it

Hyper Light Drifter?

nope

Soulless construct must take over the job of their flawed updated model by going to a dead nation and killing the last few people who are looking over the updated model.

yes

Not at the end though, and don't change the goalposts.

A dog tricks you into going back in time and fix everything

Kirby Squeak Squad

Ghost Trick?

>don't change the goalposts.

>you don't know about the cake
>Yeah well what about those 5 seconds after she tells you near the end

come on mang

One of the Fire Emblems?

suddenly dragon

Suikoden 2?

Incorrect, keep trying

>the amusing subversive sidequests people liked in 1
I've played Fable 1 (TLC) numerous times but I don't even recall the sidequests besides that escort one where the guy turns into a werewolf halfway through.

>literally everything in 2 is a joke
I dunno the main plot sure didn't seem like one

Skyrim
Dragon's Dogma

Nope, but it is a tactical RPG like it
Incorrect

You destroy a space station so a robot can roleplay with a fetus.

>5 seconds after she tells you near the end
But that's wrong.

Tactics Ogre?
Disgaea?
Jean D’arc?

Yup

You have to destroy the internet because it's an aesthetic 90s wasteland that everyone is trapped in.

Doom

Other M?

Super metroid?

None of the above

animal slavery carrot edition

Medieval radical open-chest transplant quest

Metroid 2

You remove a tick that has been sucking for far too long.

Your older brother throws a party for you, but the only girl that showed up isn't interested in you and bails.

In your quest to help Prince NTR stop the big bad you turn out to be the big bad, also you can fuck his daughter who wants to murder you.

Overwatch
Pikmin, same as “use many creatures to save your life.”
GUESS FFS

Australia the game

A man is assigned to commit genocide against his own race. Only a depressed alcoholic can change his mind by treating him like shit.

Ram Ranch

Daddy turned evil but now he’s a dark lizard and imouto turned evil and Future Imouto is gone and you make your own sovereign state but then everybody stops fighting cuz it’s Halloween.

DMC 3 no food no drinks and the only girl just left

Nier Automata?
I didn't even play it

Assassin's creed 3?

The clown killed the president and was behind it all

AAI2. Gimme a challenge, man.

You travel with two hot girls you occasionally have a threesome with and a bunch of other people to kick the girls' dick brother's ass who happens to be in an oversized bionicle.

Oh I know, it’s DMC4!

Picking what's in the box is obviously the wrong choice but some people do it anyway.

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God Hand

Vtmb

FFT?

Too easy

MONSTER HUNTER: WOLRD

FNAF?

This is actually the plot of tactics ogre the knight of lodis but that's probably not what you are thinking of.

nope, hint: think smaller

No shit, but it's also topical since the sequel got announced.

Nope. Hint 2 that might just give it away. It was originally a handheld release before it was grouped with the game before it for a console
Not quite what i'm thinking of

You fight viruses with your twin brother.

George Bush, ISIS and Winnie The Pooh duke it out in Europe

You get immense power and can even nuke Israel and Norway

Those wacky Nazis are at it again, this time with zombies

world at war?

An invertibrate performs an exorcism with the help of his knitting obsessed friend.

Wolfenstein: The Old Blood or Sniper Elite: Nazi Zombie Army

CoD Zombies?
The Old Blood?

CyberJudas

Nope
Close
Nope

Kek

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Shadow President

BYE BYE NORWAY

You want to be asocial but assholes will kill youi if you don't find a partner

Nope. Haven't either.

The school edgelord saves you from the evil king-slash-deadbeat dad

yes!

good job user

Bingo
SUCK MY DICK NORWAY

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You must gather together an army of weebs to farm rice, and fight christianity, capitalism, bugmen, and robots

Twilight Princess

Correct!

digimon/pokemon

There's a ghost, but turns out it's not actually a ghost, it's science powered by dreams

Kenshi

yee

The world is stopping and you want to get off.

A robot breaks into your apartment to befriend you

You slaughter across a wasteland with a very mortal party and try to find an ungrateful brat

Hero for hire saves the world from racism.
There’s other stuff but nobody really cares.

Deltarune

Portal 2

Kenshi
Also praise Christ you heretic

nope, that was more a "hotel room"

Thomas was alone but by trannies for trannies
Good luck keeping your sanity while finding/figuring out this one

Path of Radiance.

Here's one:

Local unga bunga swordie becomes a full time environmentalist while chasing a pretty boy with mommy issues.

Lisa

FF7

You obtain a new residence where the furniture it glitzy but the art is offensive

Got it boi

Nope.
I'll be a bit less vague.
>...to save your family from the plague.

You battle with other space organizations to get some seasoning.

Xenoblade 2

You used it to look up girl's skirts as a teenager.

Didn’t mean to reply

The Sorceress took the king, go rescue them.

A child dies a slow painful death.

Gundam collect fruit.

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Is it one of the dune games?

Moonlight as a furry to reclaim your old war glory days.

Your vacation is ruined because some thirsty asshole tried to pull the "are you my mommy?" shtick.

Limbo or Inside.

you send a mail to turn a boy into a girl and kill your girlfriend in the process

Space-robot gets tricked by the government into thinking he's the protagonist.

QT ghost girl

Yes Dune 2000

ghost trick

It's the final season of a popular game show.

Danganronpa V3

You can steal TVs and you're black.

Good job

Nope

Protags learn everything they were fighting for was worthless and have no idea what to do after.

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you wake up and everyone wants to kill you because they think you're bad, but you actually save the world instead

Spec Ops the line

Basically Doom, but not as dumb.

A dispute over child custody leads to the end of humanity.

Smash Melee.

Steins;Gate, too easy

Hotline Miami?

Nope.

OFF

Sword of Hajya?

Your childhood friend grossly misunderstands your definition of fun

>Hero for hire saves the world from racism.
Tales of Symphonia, but only temporary (as seen in Phantasia)

No dice

A man gets manipulated by an old cultist, kills some people, and gives birth to the antichrist and christ

Taking in hobos leads to the apocalypse

Dish on a red

AYYY, FINALLY
First RPG I ever played, I fucking miss my Game Gear

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Super Mario Sunshine

Good guess, but not quite

You are the world's greatest time traveling animal catcher.

WHAT A THRILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Pokemon HGSS

It's about saving the Presiden BUT it's actually about an ancient conspiracy BUT it's actually about the internet and information control BUT it doesn't really matter anyway the explanation in the sequels sucks

>Guy destroys Ancient effigy, hilarity ensues.

>Local anime man says fuck evolution

No.

Mgs2

Fuck dinosaurs

Yeah, it was a bit too easy

Turok

Turns out you were just a copy of a person and were never human.

You cope by picking up tanks and throwing them at civilians.

all your brother wants is more power for no reason

Dino Crisis
Prototype
Any DMC game with Vergil

>prototype
Yerp. Another one-

Cool tattoos make your better at stabbing people, too bad they make you crazy.

Also your master is a dick.

you need to get a surgery by pretending to not be the thing you are so you can hunt a thing that you are to get the surgery

You continously beat up racial stereotypes. Secret boss is a bigoted portrayal of a man of color.

I mean, to be fair, the master was right about basically everything in the end.

I'll make it less vague. You are the world's greatest time traveling simian catcher.

Punch Out.

Now you just made it too easy

Ape Escape

Oddworld, Stranger's Wrath

Yes

Mark of the Ninja?

Clockwork Orange, Terminator, Jaws, The Wizard of Oz, Gladiator, Dracula, Saving Private Ryan, The Matrix.

Conker's bad furday?

Yup

One more:
Being a centrist forces you to pick sides.
Picking sides allows you to be a centrist.

correct

Halo.

God hates you

Skyrim? I can only think of the imperial war.

SMT II
Binding of Isaac

>God hates you
>You hate God
Every Shin Megami Tensei game

San Andreas

Nope
Hint: It's weebshit

you are just some guy trying to redeem himself in the most questionable way possible

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Shin Megami Tensei 4.

Correct

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Neet travels to Hong Kong to fuel his Gacha addiction.

Ultra Sun and Moon

Yes

Persona 5

Local girl helps rebuild town with her vibrator

You kill a bunch of assassins to climb a rankings board just to get laid.

No More Heroes

No more heroes

Cthulhu Saves The World?

ghost trick?

Bravely Default

You guys are fast.

Clown guy is a jerk

you kill some people, you wake up, and then kill more people

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SS13

FFVI

DMC2

You die and revive a lot, then you die for real and go to hell

nailed it

Correct

You're an edgy teen in space that pilots an aids robot to keep the galaxy in an endless state of war.

Super Meat Boy?

two autistic tweens kickstart the apocalypse

The world gets an extra hour of sleep every night and the protags won't have it.

Persona 3

I have no idea what this one could be.

Ten fucking seconds.

You deplete the entire universe of all it's resources in your quest to create office stationary.

A rock causes galactic war and genocide

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You fight bitches to make a wish but suddenly you are evil.

A fucking jackass becomes less of a fucking jackass and saves the world to impress somebody else's fiancee

A bunch of trophies fight each other for some autistic kid's entertainment. The trophies get fed up and beat the fuck out of the autistic kid's hands.

ez, smash

Things don't work out at home so you're sent to a boarding school with questionable morals

Yes. Depending on the game you can replace trophies with Plushies.

daddy finds dusty computer that kills daughter but not really and dusty computer eats daddy's memories and eventually eats him whole and then tries to genocide the universe

Drakengard 3?

Planet Robobot

Nier automata

yea

You and your childhood friend are playing games on Dangerous Skeleton and Ape Island and your bff takes a dunk in poison. Now you've gotta find someone that can help him with... whatever the hell happened to him. Unfortunately every professor is missing and every village is separated by volcanos.

You give everyone a happy ending but you get bored so you destroy the universe.

Jak and Daxter

Mother 4.

Kangdumb farts

Final Fantasy Tactics

Yes

Nah
Also the more faux deaths you go through, the harder things will be for you near the end

evil woman is evil until evil people do more evil things which causes her to defect to the people she has been slaughtering and is welcomed with open arms

SW Battlefront 2 by DICE

You kill the sun

Yes

You're undead and you think you're part of someone else but really you're not.