" That Kid " Thread

>that kid who acts different when a girl joins the game

My name is Dan G and I got worried this would be a story about me, luckily I've never owned a cat

>that kid who killed him self after he lost his vidya

In my early college days me and a group of gamers would set up TV's and consoles to play vidja.

Everything would be great....untill "Stinky" showed up.

Now I have to clearly describe just how much this guy smelled. Take the rancid stench of a week old unwashed jock-strap, dump it in a gallon of cat piss and leave it in a hot car filled with uncooked steaks for a day.

It was bad enough that Stinky's AOE funk could be detected from space. It was even worse that he would shove his hand near your face when you had to pass the controller and say, "My Turn! My Turn! My Turn!"

Apparently his dad split from his mom and she filled the void with scores of cats. He was also a dumb fuck retard that gouged out one of his eyeballs in an autistic fit.

Most of us wanted to tell him to piss off but we were afraid he would literally piss all over everything.

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My name is Dan G and I was worried this story would be about me. Luckily I kicked my cat through a window.

>Just remembered I used to play Kirby Air Ride with my cousin
>Spanked her every time
>She got so frustrated one time she decided she was going to wrestle me
>I fight back and lose
>She’s very proud of herself
>Began wrestling me just for fun
>She always won and pinned me down, and not because I let her
>Brothers would watch and make fun of me for it

Oh god

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>He was also a dumb fuck retard that gouged out one of his eyeballs in an autistic fit.
W-wait, he still has both eyeballs, right?

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>playing ctf_2fort because bored
>entire team is brainlet f2p's
>decide to pocket the least bad one, a hatless heavy
>he does decently
>the kid speaks on his mic, asking me to über
>"oh sure, you just need to say the secret word, then I'll use it."
>"secret word?"
>"yeah, it's black nipples."
>me and the kid rush into the enemy base
>kid screams "BLACK NIPPLES" at the top of his lungs
>hold über, we both die
>kek
>"what happun medic?"
>"sorry, that wasn't the right secret word. The actual word is 'stinking crap'"
>keep messing with the kid
>after the 5th failed attempt
>"sorry med, my bad, I'll try harder this time"
>feels bad
>actually über him this time
>he only manages to kill a dispenser and an afk scout before the sentries kill us
>he's happy nonetheless
>I gift him the Brass Beast
>he loves it, equips it right away to test it
>mfw

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redeem yourself

Did you like it?

I don't remember much about him since this was over ten years ago but I remember this fat ginger fuck that no one liked at my high school. Back then I was too nice for my own good and thought that it was because other people were assholes picking on some poor kid. I got to know him and he seemed nice at first but then I invited him over to play some vidya. Among other things the fucker refused to flush the toilet, would throw his cup of water at me so he could get the advantage of whatever game we played, and ate the rubber off the joysticks on all my controllers when I wasn't looking. Needless to say I learned my lesson and cut all ties with him soon after.

>stomping a guy so hard he becomes a tranny

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>ate the rubber off the joysticks on all my controllers when I wasn't looking.
For fuck's sake, one of my siblings did the same thing when they were a kid. I don't remember who or why, but I hated it.

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He had a glass eye in the socket. So not only did he smell like low tide at the pier, he had no depth perception. This means his filthy hand would occasionally press against your face. Plus he would bump into people.

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They are quite adorable at times huh?

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>triggered

It was a really good grilled cheese

Based. Gotta do whatever it takes.

There was a bit of a Smash bros. scene at the college I went to. Unfortunatly they were all the tourny tryhard types (only ever played the same characters, only omega stages, etc.) and I like to actually have fun while playing my party game, so after a session where I brought my Wii U in and a bunch of them put in whatever Xx_3picSkilz_xX tier names they had I changed all of their control schemes so they had no guard button.
Suffice to say watching them slowly flip their shit thinking their controllers were broken was hilarious.

No
Never
I was always ashamed when I lost

>That kid who slammed the door on the locker room and started a chain reaction
>That kid that drawed a dick on the locker and got all boys to do CrossFit until someone talked
>that kid who posted porn on the class group chat
>That kid who made a business out of selling the eraser residue and the school got involved
>That kid who kissed the hot teacher by mistake
>That kid who made an entire fanpage bout the hottest teacher at the time and got expelled
>That kid who had diarrhea on the party and washed his ass with the towels
>That kid who was challenged to go up the roof of the school and the madlad did it
>That kid who put a condom on the water fountain
And lastly
>That kid that was bullied so much that one time someone got his ass out and putted it on his face in front of everyone
Still talk with that one

My name was Dan G., stop deadnaming me you fucking bigot.

Tranny

>That kid who made a business out of selling the eraser residue and the school got involved
You've got some explaining to do.

Janny

Me and that kid were bored on a class and started using a ruler and eraser to basically create a bunch of eraser residue, people saw of and started doing the same thing, we created a company and basically traded handfuls of residue for cash.
After like 2 weeks the school noticed and made us both sign the "won't du it again" paper
We were the Jews of middle school

Why the fuck would somebody need eraser crumbs?

>That kid whose mother would only let play Vidya for like 2m so he had to watch us play
>That kid who claimed to own games that did not exist, and actually did own them but most of them were ps1/2 modded games
>That kid that had a psp while everyone had a ds
>Same kid got a Vita and brought like 2 times before everyone got bored of his two games
>That kid that brought the Wii to school and smash

In a 3rd world country anything can be a toy or interesting

jamie, pull those pants down

>that kid that didn't play league of legends while it was the rage, thus not making new friends in the process

I knew a THAT kid who would just make up cheat codes for videogames, but in ways that the games clearly wouldn't bother hiding behind such abscure secrets. Like he said that in Timesplitters 3, he had a cheat to make the goldfish jump out of Robofish's head and throw shurikens, like they would have such a specific set of animations and programmed behaviour in the game for no other character that would give them a huge advantage and also hide it behind a cheat code.

I don't even know what motivates people to lie like that, or maybe I've just never found the code to try myself.

>he doesn't know

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>that kid who posted porn on the class group chat
that was me

I was THAT kid at one point:
>be 8 years old
>have an overactive imagination
>imagine a war between sony, microsoft, and nintendo
>root for sony because i have a ps2
>had Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, so Harry Potter fought for sony
>imagine him whooshing around on his broom casting spells at microsoft characters on an xbox-shaped battleship
>snap back to reality and I'm in my third grade classroom
>im moving my fingers in a claw-shape and making "zzzzzschhhhhh" sounds
>teacher says, "user, are you alright?"
>entire class stares at me in silence

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I was “That Kid” and I used to make a killing hustling people with the news. It was great

t. hat kid

>all that shit
Nigger I would make fun of you if it wasn't for the fact that I did almost the same, I just could hide my power level better than you.

>that kid who claimed to own and have already beat every PS2 game in existence

>few of us hanging out at lunch time
>comparing vidya collections
>every game we mention, Matt owns
>name a few
>"Those were easy!"
>we're pretty impressed, so we name a few more
>"That one was cool but too easy!"
>"You just got that? Man I already sold that one."
>etc.
>someone names a game that just came out a few days ago
>"I beat that two months ago!"
>me and a couple others glance at each other, catching on to his bullshit
>start naming bullshit vidya titles that don't exist
>"Man I been beat that!"
>[bullshitting] Really because I'm stuck on the dragon level? How did you beat it???
>Matt is shook, starts mumbling up details about game that doesn't exist
>we keep coming up with bs details and Matt keeps trying to build off them, getting visibly nervous
>we start snickering while naming shit because he's turning red
>he gets all quiet then asks us why are we laughing
>we call him out on his bullshit and all start laughing at him
>he freaks out and starts screaming and chasing all of us around
>we thought it was hilarious until he actually caught a kid and bloodied his lip
Matt, you were pretty based in our group of kids but sometimes you acted like a total faggot

Sounds like a fetish greentext story, but decidedly not.

>Be me when I was 9
>Played SM64 DS alot
>Believed that shit about Waluigi being unlockable
>Some autistic kid told me if I pressed some button combination, I would unlock him
>I tried it, didn't work
>Tell the kid about it
>"No, you aren't doing it right"
>Pretents he's gonna show me but lies about his DS's battery being up
The kid also told me a while later with some girl that he was a vampire and kid me being a retard actually tried arguing with him. Anyways after that I knew to cut ties with him

>be me
>love guns especially those in vidya
>constanty pretend to reload guns while in class, bringing gun related books to class etc.
>britfag so teachers think nothing of it
>friends notice me doing it
>start a trend
>soon everyone is doing it
>everyone in my class calls me the master of guns

sometimes autism works in your favour

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>that kid who'd invite you over & not let you play his games
>once you're fed up of watching him play & ready to argue for a chance to play he suddenly decides it's time to play outside
>this happens for years & that kid only relents & lets you play once
I was that kid

>constanty pretend to reload guns while in class
>tfw do this but American
>before graduating high school best friend told me that he and everyone else totally noticed

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>The kid also told me a while later with some girl that he was a vampire and kid me being a retard actually tried arguing with him.
Kek

>That kid that found a bathroom stall to be closed, got it inside by crawling underneath the door and flushed the toilet and found out it was clogged, and ended up flooding the bathroom
>that kid who cheated on a test but the teacher actually found out and humiliated him in front of the class, would be nicknamed "cheater" by almost everyone for the rest of the year
>that kid that had diahrrea almost daily for several months
They were all me.

My best friend was one of those guys. Me too, for a time.
>Jumped on the autistic shipping bandwagons
>Thought Shadow The Hedgehog was fucking badass and almost bought his game (got Star Wars battlefront 2 instead, thank god)
>Waited for Sonic 06 with bated breath, wholly convinced it was going to be the best game ever
>Play it
>Not interested in Sonic anymore