Finally finished this bad boy for the first time today. I'm utter shit but I still had fun

Not OP but it's super short and very replayable.
Probably about 4-5 hours you first time, then once you're could at the game you can seriously beat it in less then an hour.

Yeah

AND IT WILL COME LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN

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YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME

OF DAILY FEASTS

Sam should be higher.

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TIME TO LEAVE

THEM

ALL

BEHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND

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He cute

>Monsoon
Didn't realize you could parry his huge metal shit attack till after I beat the game

I TOUCH KIDS JACK

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It's like six missions that would probably take about an hour each if your marathoned it and don't get stuck at any point (really unlikely on your first time). Also there's two free DLCs that are each like 3 hours long.

The game is also designed for replayability and running through the game on higher difficulties and with new abilities.

GOLDEN RAYS OF THE GLORIOUS SUNSHINE

SENDING DOWN SUCH A BLOOD RED LIGHT

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THERE WILL BE BLOOD

SHED

STANDING HERE

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Yeah. It paced really quick, so there's very little amount of slog.

GOOD OL DAYS AFTER 9/11

>Sundowner last

user...

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I PLAYED COLLEGE BALL YA KNOW?

Where's RAY and EXCELSUS?
Nah haven't got the DLCs yet

youtube.com/watch?v=82-25SPLjmw
KINO

SUN SUN SUN SUN

RED SUN

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DON'T FUCK WITH THIS SENATOR

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*APPLAUSE*

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Sundowner's theme is fucking raw though
That voice is so smooth

wat

Alright alright enough about the fucking boss themes. How the hell do I get good? What combos to spam for S ranks?

Beating the story should take you about 4-6 hours, but if you go though every single codec call, then it'll be closer to 10 hours.

if you play with sword upgrades he's only two parries

I got an S rank by accident, Idk what to tell you aside from learn to parry consistently and do blade mode shit whenever you get the chance

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[khamsin>Monsoon > Armstrong > Sam > Mistral > Blade Wolf > Sundowner

Gotta say, the codec calls are pretty underrated by how interesting and well written they are.

youtube.com/watch?v=srR4aZMTYwE

Oh we don't actually play the game

I'M MA OWN MASTA NOOOWWW

get your parries, launch enemies to stop them from bugging you, use your side-arms properly (pole-arm when surrounded, sai for single targets, pincers for big damage), don't fuck up zandatsu.

It's a better Metal Gear game than V that's for damn sure.

USE YOUR INTELLECT
EVADE MY BLOWS

>Mistral will never use you liker a chair

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How the hell am I supposed to know when a new codec is available when I'm playing through the game?

Motherfucker have you not played a proper Metal Gear game before?

I'm finally getting around to it and its phenomenal

no

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I need more memes.

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Spam blade mode during boss fights, that will give you a big enough combo for an S rank.

me on the bottom

Everytime when you get to a new section in a level, a new batch of codec calls unlocks, you even get new special codec calls during boss fights.

Just assume there is always a new one available because there usually are like three new ones after every semi to important event

You just need to check your contacts and see. Usually when you enter a new area or a new encounter. There is no indicator that there is a new call, you just need to check every now and then depending on what is going on in the game. Picked up a new item? Someone might have something new to say about it. Encountered a new enemy? Found a new area? Learned a new move? You get the idea.

>squeezing results in termination
brehs...

Monsoon was more meme but Armstrong was better

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Damn. I still need to get that trophy for listening to the majority of codec calls. So hopefully I don't miss enough to get it.

>didn't realize you could use healing items until second playthrough
A-at least I got gud right? ;_;7

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no, not using heal just makes you not casual.

>enough about the fucking boss themes

Just finished replaying Bayo 1, currently on Bayo 2 then I'll go and replay W101 and Revengeance. Why is prime Platinum so kino goddamn

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Only fags use healing items.

the other difficulties are fun too, on the hardest one you pretty much have to git gud at parrying or die.
Sam's DLC is so good, man. get on that.

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I only recently discovered that it's on steam, is the combat fun?

>Alright alright enough about the fucking boss themes
Who said it was about the boss themes?

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This game is a lot better than Sekiro

when is the sequel

Jetstream DLC is free and is more fun than the main game. Seriously if you haven't played it its required to get the full experience. Plus its fucking free.

Didn't know it was free, I'll get on that!

btw if you liked the unarmed combat sequence here's a makeshift mod by a guy who likes to fuck around with the gamefiles.
youtube.com/watch?v=78ciLWyqJEU
even has some combos and you get that sweet jetsream sam dodge

Bayo is something of a modern classic. It's not perfect, there are a couple of bullshit instadeath quicktime events and a couple of dodgy levels in the latter half (highway sections...) but it's fucking rad and Bayonetta herself is a character for the ages.

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Your rank is based on how much damage you take, time, and zandatsu. Its not like DMC, combos don't matter. Always immediately go for the zandatsu, the fastest way is usually via parry, and kill the enemy in one cut. If you always do that and don't get hit then you'll have easily fulfilled all S rank requisites.

I like using the sword and lightning feet to pretend that I'm Raiden.

>tfw playing bayonetta 1 right now and not enjoying it as much as MGR even though I can tell it's clearly mechanically superior

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>I'm utter shit but I still had fun.
Why do plebs pretend to like games they are shit at?

I don't mind if it has some flaws, a healthy dose of bullshit ain't never hurt anyone.
I guess I'll get on it, good gameplay and a sexy character is always a good combo.

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Yeah
Trying to s rank all mission will take hundred of hours to beat level 4 and 5

youtu.be/v0lco_wiT74?t=268

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What portion of Raidens body is even organic at that point
He's just a human brain piloting a robot but they let him keep his hair

>your finger will never """accidentally""" slip in...

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Probably only some internals. Pretty sure his hair is artificial as well, I don't think it would have survived all the shit he's went through in this game.

I'm the original script she wasn't a "dark" witch, God was punishing her for loving cock

this is canon and nobody can tell me otherwise

I like the game but its pretty flawed, I don't find it as rewarding as shit like DMC or bayonetta. You get cheapshotted too much from off screen, but even more than that, the game basically boils down to you just waiting to block and counter something, it doesn't reward aggression much unless you spam I frame shit like defensive offense.

I guess I don't know how I feel, I always do enjoy the game for what it is but it never feels on the level DMC and bayo. I thought sam was more fun to play, not as entirely reliant on blocking because he has a better I frame evade.

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*ptssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh* *creak* *hiss*

If you've got a heart to pump blood and lungs to provide oxygen, do you even need a digestive system? Couldn't your remaining muscles be fed by nanopaste or periodic tubings or what have you?

His body is literally still frozen in some random facility hidden by the patriots. He's just a brain and MAYBE an eyeball.

Is Armstrong's physique achievable natty?

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Are we getting Bayo3 on Switch or what? Nintendo keeps making Platinum boxes and I keep buying the damn things.

What? Where did you get that from?

Only if you play college ball, join the navy, AND rip the president in half. Apart from that, nanomachines son.

Isn't the upper-half of his head still organic? Like that's about it?

That's what they said two years ago but we haven't heard a peep since.

to me as a casual the issue is bayonetta herself isn't interesting at all, which would be fine if the game wasn't probably even heavier on cutscenes than MGR is. Like you start the game with literally no actual character motivation because she can't remember anything. There's two different character introduction sequences and no less than 3 tutorial levels to communicate this information.

And holy fuck is that camera just AWFUL.

But MGR has absolutely no answer for the depth of the combat and advanced techniques possible in bayo.

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He doesn't have one, if you listen to all the doc dialogue he says that the muscles are fed with nanopaste (hence why you heal when you tear out the spines of your enemies).

Isn't the eyeball also artificial, I thought doc says something about it in the intro sequence of File 01.

The face has screws on the side, so who knows. Probably a replica mold of his original face.

He bleeds blood when hit anywhere, and there's also the pain inhibitor thing. Not even Shadow the Hedgehog would design cyborg parts and waste effort and resources making them feel pain

>And holy fuck is that camera just AWFUL
MGR has the same issue, if you get close to a wall the camera spergs out and since you have to press towards the enemy when blocking you're left with guessing.

Nah, if you listen to the codecs you'd know that Raiden is pretty much almost only a brain in a jar.

Armstrong>Sam>Sundowner>Blade Wolf=Monsoon>minstral for me.

this is taking account the feeling of the battle, not just the gameplay.
>mfw hearing SHOW ME A GOOD TIME JACK

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I think I'm just noticing it more in bayo because I'm playing it in 4k this time and I'm constantly wishing I could zoom the camera out a bit or increase the FOV.

Fuck it's bad though.

Here's the $9 question: with his new and improved arm and the power of BELIEF, could Sam have defeated Armstrong had he won the duel?

MGS4.
>As a prisoner, the Patriots used Raiden as a test subject for experiments in exoskeletal enhancement surgery, during which he had his head and spine excised from his body from his lower jaw down and subsequently grafted into an enhanced synthetic body.
Maybe his old body still had his skull and eyes, though I doubt there was much reason to keep the skull and hair after Doktor built him his new body.

>Isn't the eyeball also artificial, I thought doc says something about it in the intro sequence of File 01.
I don't remember him commenting on it. He only mentions that he didn't have enough time to build him a new eyeball to go with the new body. That neither confirms nor disproves that his eyes were organic, it only confirms that artificial ones exist.

Absolutely, Raiden probably could have defeated Armstrong without the Muramasa if he knew what he was up against. Armstrong's biggest advantage was surprise.

He does say his eyesight has improved in R-01, which implies that was a natural eye he lost, and I'd assume the other one is natural too since there don't appear to be any seams or asymmetry.

>this guy comes up and slaps your girl on the ass
what do?

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I really wish they hadn't slapped on that lucrative mgs branding and just made Revengeance the Jetstream Sam game. Its obvious that that was the original concept.

mistime the parry and get dropkicked into the fucking wall

>that tiny dark room which spawns several mastiffs
Oh boy am I glad that that room is entirely optional.

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youtube.com/watch?v=ApO-n7fDHeY

>that one marathon VR mission in sams stage where the mastiffs just ungabunga constantly on your head and you get no window to attack
Holy shit I made it to the end and almost beat the grad but I had no healing items left because of those fucking mastiffs, everything else wasn't too bad

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A BRAVE NEW WORLD RISING

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>AAAAARMSTROOOOOOONG
>I said my sword was a tool of justice.
>Not used in anger.
>Not used for vengeance.
>But now... Now I'm not so sure...
>And besides, this isn't my Sword.
Truly one of the greatest vidya moments of all time

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What's the best song and why is it
>STANDING HERE

HEAT OF THE DESERT

I love that shit, its so cheesy but I love it

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Nah, Sam came later in development. It used to be a prequel to MGS4.

This and
>THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES

There are no bad songs.