What's the best fighting game?

What's the best fighting game?

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King of fighters 14 atm.

Guilty Gear Rev 2 atm.

Street Fighter unironically

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3rd Strike

Marvel vs capcom 2

the twin shitters in the background really make this webm legendary

Games great but matchmaking sucks.
SCVI atm

I like Pvt Wingus and Cpl Dingus who double time it out of the door at the end there

I don't know about best. But I'm having a lot of fun with Unist.

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>matchmaking sucks
I pretty much never played online, im in Europe and on PS4 the game was dead day one for me, it's only nips n spics that play it online. I play couch combat.
>SCVI atm
No way, it's one of the worse SC and that clash shit is so stupid, reposition the fighter. Neary as stupid as T7 rage crap

when will they learn?

All Time: 3rd Strike, Capcom vs. SNK 2, or VSAV I actually got into 3S and VSAV recently. I know they're usually games people "pretend to play", but I gave them a shot and really loved them. I loved CvS since I was young, though.
Current: UNIST.

play melty

Graceful for a fat boy

Last Blade 2 because I'm old, stuck in my ways, and I refuse to let this game die.

>Let's put two cool words next to each other! We don't know if it fits but oh well.
I refuse to play based on name alone

This too. Melty's a lot of fun, but it's dead as shit and I hate Caster.

You're missing out because if intense autism. I'm sorry.

this is actually a really good representation of fighting a enemy 10 levels above you in an rpg

Wagner is suffering.

What games allow you to ruin your own life?

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if you guys get into 3rd strike on fightcade pls try to act normal, the fc community is actually somehow even more autistic than Yea Forums

powerstone or tekken tag tournament.

>but it's dead as shit
You could get a match from the melty discord immediately if you want to. That's where the online happens, the steam version is dead.

Super Street Fighter II Turbo
or
KoF1999

>*Medium Tatsus in you're path*

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>dex vs str

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SC6 atm.

did he ded?

Super Smash Bros. Melee

instantly, yes

Daily reminder that high str=speed irl (to a point).
Being a lanklet doesn't make you fast.

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You don't walk away from breaking your neck.

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Well, that picture doesn't work irl, but if you were actually fast enough then yes you would win
Doesn't matter how strong you are if the faster guy has a weapon you're pretty much done for if you can't catch him
Unless your CON is so high you refuse to die or can't be harmed

Wow, what a dumb fuck.

wat

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He passed away in hospital afterwards. They say it was eternal bleeding.

Go back to your own game! I wish we'd gotten Marilyn Sue instead.

I'd legit obliterate her for acting like a chimp.

cyborg eye is on the wrong side

>oooooh I push my weight into you
>ooooooh I'm so stronk look at all my fat you can't handle it
I hate this webm.

>eternal bleeding

wow that must have taken a while

Spank me harder akatsuki.

T. Manlet who gets pushed around by thots

>implying I'd let some fat roastie touch me
lmao'ing @ ur life roastie

ENGLAND
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Imagine how hard she would ride your dick

Not being a newfag will take a while for you as well.

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She'd run out of breath trying to sit herself on top.

If you're fast enough...

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the thread is clearly about bare knuckles fighting though
cope harder ''fast'' manlet

>Be me back in highschool
>Late 2000's
>Fat manlet
>One of the guys from the soccer team keeps mocking me and making snyde remarks
>I start calling him a pussy and do a hard foul on him when he has the ball
>He instantly gets up and wants to fight
>Puts up a Muay-Thai stance
>Motherfucker iss a head taller than me and legit build too
>Realize I can't back away from this with everyone watching
>mfw "Snake, remember the basics of CQC"
>I hunch over and put up Big Boss' CQC stance, even holding an imaginary knife
>Guy is coming towards me
>I say "fuck it, if I get knocked out, so be it"
>I move towards him weaving my head downwards and with my right arm up
>Somehow my head goes right under his punch
>I put my heaad directly on his face and my leg behind his
>Push his fucking head to the ground
>He grabs me and I fall on top of him
>Guy hits the ground hard and is taken to the hospital
>Got a concussion
>No one ever fucked with me again
>I bullshitted my way through a fight somehow
Thanks MGS3

kill yourself unironically
tekken and doa

nice larp

Tekken 3

Why are gaymurs so stupid in a irl fight? Do they think they have hitboxes?

i will never understand why this fat bitch make my dick har

Unironically SSBU

Have you ever had a fight user? I never have. I have played wrestling with my friends but that’s the extent of it

>Dumbass used takedown
>Dumbass was hit by the recoil
>Dumbass has fainted

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Soulcalibur 2 because I'm old and also stuck in my ways

You're a fat fetishist.

yeah I punched a kid in the face when he showed me a middle finger then ran away in case his parents showed up

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i once got in fight with a six grader when I was in fourth. i just raged into it and he came into school next day with arm sling

How can it be the best when it isn't even as good as +R?

I just want bridget back. Not even for the trap meme, he was just so much fun to play and the closest character gimmickwise in Rev is bedman but he has the opposite gameplan. I just wanna lame people out...

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no man I have a terrabyte of porn and no fats

Yet.

So what happened here? Why are they fighting?

Minecraft

It's a McDonald's. Whatever the reason, it's stupid.

which fighting video games are easy?

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Yeah, last day of middle school. I know I couldn't win so I used a chair

Virtua Fighter 5 and Third Strike

Fair enough

Seconded

>BAAH GAWD ALMIGHTY HE'S USING THE CHAIR, KING!

No, I don't initiate anything or approach anyone. If someone assaulted me though they'd definitely regret it.

What's the context here?

bigger muscles also mean you are faster. Your arms and legs can move faster cause the muscles powering them are more developed. You don't see skinny dudes fighting at UFC or boxing.
Neither you see people with less developed muscles competing in the Olympics.

Gachas and MMOs

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oh god imagine the smell

Anyone have a webm of that guy who's sitting down and someone comes and starts punching him, and the guy sitting down tanks all the punches and retaliates? I think it was a school cafeteria or something.

niggers

He unironically did kill himself.

>D-D-DEX IS BETTER THAN STRENGTH I SWEARRRR

I like Sumo matches

CROSS COUNTAH!

thanks

What was his master plan?

>i-it's not fair! the unhealthy overweight female has an advantage!
lmao look at this loser faggot

>Have you ever had a fight user?
Multiple where I just let rage take over.
Only 1 where I was in control of my actions - and that wasn't me instigating that fight.

imagine if after she pushed him down she put her barefoot on his face to claim victory haha

Constantly in elementary and middle school.
Smashed a guys face on accident with a hockey bat in phys ed once but nobody believed me it was an accident. Legit thought the fucker was going to jump me with his cronies after school but nothing happened.
So no, not really. Just kids doing dumb shit.

>AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UUUUP!
>WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LIIINE!
>ALIIIIIIIVE!

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Is he okay ? His hand is moving weirdly after the punch.

Heh, dex builds.

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BBCF just picked it up and learning naoto

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Threw them off the bus for not paying. He's unconscious for a few seconds and the bus drifts forward. They caught the guy eventually.

That's literally every single JRPG ever, though. It's always speed over strength. Always. No exceptions. You're always a little guy fighting a much bigger guy and using your speed and agility to win.

How?

in Dark Souls you can be a brute who fucks up more agile enemies though

Ayyy goodluck nigga, enjoy your carpal tunnel

PS2 graphics though

So,what are the most scumbag tactics you use on a figth anons?
I usually go for the eyes

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Lmao how do you fuck that up

raw strength vs aesthetics
probably on synthol or even worse. smiley dude is probably a professional arm wrestler, that guy can squeeze trees with his hand

welcome to one of the highest mechanical execution requirements ever. You better have a fucking hitbox.

Steroids user

probably a larp but not impossible

real fights are chaotic and retarded, especially in a situation where it's someone completely clueless vs an amateur martial artist

The bosses are all still much bigger than you and have greater strength and health.

Arm-wrestling is more about technique rather than strength.

Niggers being niggers as usual

I dont know what my middleschool fighting style was. Some variation of el fuerte in the early 2000s. Lots of grabbing on to people while trying to throw them or throw myself. My strategy was to disarm them by knocking myself to the ground and put them off guard so I could grab or kick their legs out from under them. No one suspects the slippery weasel style

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Why?

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Lefty's muscles are probably all water.

It’s about technique unironically, arm wrestling is literally wrestling.

Only if you have very low body fat, if you’re marginally above that then you’re gonna be slow as shit.

Nope hori rap iv with all sanwa. Going to get a hitbox next though.

The second webm wasn't even DEX, it was just a low lvl low skill loser vs STR and ATK pure

I got jumped by a bunch of niggers in 4th grade and they stole my shoes.

No but I’ve defintiely deserved at least one ass beating in my life, I can be a real shitter and I feel bad for it but I still antagonize people sometimes as far as I can just to see what will happen

The black guy in the background makes me lose my shit everytime, seems like a chill dude

She should've powerbombed him to stablish dominance

even if those kicks had connected they wouldn't have done any damage

No - SCOTLAND

Virtually all fantasy is like that, because most people playing it are literally young boys who want to feel better about themselves and explore through fiction because they lack self confidence or an understanding of themselves, and most of them are on the smaller end.

make the switch as fast as possible unless you replaced the stick with something korean style. Naoto is actually "kill your hands" tier. Not meme "lul the comoz is harddd!!111" tier, but actual "you WILL be wearing a brace in a year if you don't protect yourself" tier.

Don't have to play a game for that one user, being older than 20 and playing games instead of going out and socializing means you already ruined your own.

It's not about damage. He was building up his Super meter

Fuck you and guys like you.
>hurr i pull ur hair
You little faggot, if I ever see you at any reunion I'm putting you in the fucking ground, fuck you Emil.

takkern

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SCVI is the most balanced SC atm though with the most character variety too. They need to nerf RE meter gain though

The only kicks you should use in a street fight are low kicks where you basically stomp on the guys shins or kneecap. They’re quick and also you can and will get sued for using them later because you’ll probably permanently injure them.

Whatever you say, XxSepiroth666xX.

Just cut the major arteries

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This guy could knock her down with one punch if he wanted. Fat bitch.

>Wailing on him after breaking his neck
Why are white people such chimps

>guy tries to kill you
>hurr don't be mad

Most white 20 something makes really are shitters, they’re convinced they’re better than everyone but in reality they’re weaker and more timid than most and are the most prone to freaking out and getting way too emotional

but it's clear mimmicking Snake is not a good idea lol

He broke his own necks. The other guy obviously didn't notice.

This guy literally killed himself, I sincerely hope the other retard didn't get charged with murder or some shit.

>OH NO NO NO HOW COULD CHAD BE LOSING /fit/ PLEASE TELL ME HE'S JUST GOING EASY ON THAT ROASTIE

He broke his own neck while going for attempted murder, I would wail on someone who tried to kill me, too. He also stops when he realises the guy suicided.

You really dont think about thay stuff when the adrenaline is going. Also he probably didnt know.

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Not even then. You'd be suprised how fast someone can be even when they APPEAR to be somewhat overweight as long as there's solid muscle underneath. Sure, their endurance might suffer but they still can be fast in bursts.

>the guy in the back just fucking losing it

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Sf2

It was just an attack-of-opportunity, bro.

RE just got nerfed in general though. You can even beat it out if your opponent is mashing it the second they end their string.

This. All about the technique when you're fast enough

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you do though

That stance... it couldn't be...

Spot on brudda

Will they ever learn?

based

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Well, yeah. It wouldn't be much of a fight if you could just have a slugging match with the boss.

Nah, you roll away.

>that clap at the end
Did he not realize, and was about to help up the paralyzed guy?

It's okay, pal, you'll never have to worry about that.

youtube.com/watch?v=eeSBWpyIib4

I'm a boxing fag and some of my friends do muay Thai / kickboxing. When I spar with them a single decent leg kick will literally get me shaking.

Niggers really ought to learn the dangers of body-slamming.

Why do American fighting games always allow ganking?

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>click link
>see title
>close window
fuck that.

The best fights are when you're on even ground and it's blocking, wrestling, parrying and slugging it out.

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This I'd better play 13 or 2002 what the fuck were they thinking ?

>Niggers
But they're all white?

blacks have no honor

>hollerin' and chimping
>not niggers
Niggerness is a state of mind, it just so happens that most niggers are black.

Never relax around niggers and never forget

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Those three color-coded guys in the back like some advert for racial unity.

>censor to preserve the woman's modesty
This always makes me laugh.

Not everyone here is a scrawny underage girl, well at least I'm not, shocker I know.

>pulling hair
thats girl stuff you know?

General training for looks vs. Specialized strength for one function

Why are her panties censored?

Thank god they saved her from that violent white incel.

sfw board

5 times and never ever tried to land a single punch.
Three time in middle school I managed to grapple the motherfucker and immobilised him on the ground.
Once I failed and took a pretty bad punch on my neck before some teacher stopped the fight.
Once in high school I was winning when three of the guy's friends grabbed me and kicked the shit out of me for like a minutes before I got up and suplexed one of them, then everyone intervened and put an end to it.
Damn my teen years were fucked up. But I never could punch someone, I can not figure out why

>when you suplex yourself
he should join WWE. he'd make a great heel.

Yeah I know, he was a lanklet, even bragging about fighting "dirty", e.g. always pulling hair - on top of that he had a bitch-temper that made him fly off the handle for petty reasons.

literally just kick his legs in and he'll topple over

then you can beat his face in

not only a manlet but a brainlet

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>I never could punch someone, I can not figure out why
Like physically unable to or just never found a gap to land one?
I genuinely cannot punch a person. My entire body holds me back if I try. Have to rely on kicks and grapples.

Does it get more Russian than that

Do boxing for a bit

what was she even doing
like why

What did she throw on him to warrant such uneven comeback?

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Dio mio...

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bydlo skinheads don't need a reason to sucker punch people

She threw the match pause just before you can see it

>massively gets ass beat
>just completely, obviously destroyed, only saved by the mercy of an interloper
>starts fighting the interloper so she can go in for round 2
Why do lower-class people do this?

>cigarette still in her mouth perfectly erect after punch

Damn...

she has a cigarette in her mouth and what looks like a matchbox in her hand, take a guess

No he couldn't, not because he's not healthier but because she literally has the total initiative in this fight. Look at how he reacts every time, he's trying to protect himself because he's getting disoriented. And she's obese too, you know she got more fat weight on her than he can lift, imagine that on you every second as you try to process what to do.

Why were there so many tripfags in 2012?

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what unarmed monk skill did he use

I used to have an unnatural obsession with fighting in middle school. Would fight other boys in the middle of class if they looked at me funny or made some remark about me. Don't know if this was just an NYC thing, having slap boxing matches and what not too. My most memorable fight was when I threw a kid into a garbage bin in the cafeteria.

Looking back now it had to have been because of the fact that my parents were going through a divorce and I was changing chemically due to adolescence. I have to admit that I also liked the attention I got from everyone, even if they thought I was crazy, they knew I was strong. I, however, to this day, still feel horrible about beating the class clown, Justin, with a broomstick.

Once high school rolled around, everyone, by everyone I mean gang members, started carrying knives and bats to school (this was in Coney Island), so I stopped fighting out of fear for my life and became a fucking nerd.

I sincerely wish I could apologize to all those people I hurt, just because I had no outlet to express my feelings at the time. My only condolence is knowing that they are now much more successful in life now than I.

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>white americans

She threw a lighter at him? Aren't those expensive?

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>she literally has the total initiative in this fight
This. Often, the first person to land a hit will win. The other person needs to recover so if you keep up the momentum then they simply never get a chance to recover.

>total initiative
she gets thrown off her footing by the guy bumping into her and still recovers fast enough to get back to pushing
that fat bitch should be a sumo wrestler

WAKANDA

agreed, also obligatory post

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Boxing and muay thai arent street fighting. The guy you are replying to is right. You should only use low kicks and aim for the knees or if you arent afraid of getting sued or going to jail stomps.

That's kinda pushing the definition. Sure, it's a neck injury but he didn't straight up break his neck completely. Unless you want to argue semantics over medical terminology just to be petty.

>fighting Mr. Shakedown

You don't deserve misery bevause you were a problem child. You have enough awareness to realize your mistakes even if they weren't 100% your fault.
I believe you will nave success at life too!

Oh, fuck no. Last time I watched one of these one of their arms snapped so badly. My uncle lost most of the bone in his arm because of an oncoming loose tire on the road and he would jokingly claimed it was because of arm wrestling.

Until I saw that video I never thought of how arm wrestling could get your arm broken.

Daily reminder that if you dont want to end up in a rekt thread you should practice at least basic boxing techniques and some basics of wrestling.

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such unrealistic SJW bullshit

>light tap to the side of the head
>doesn't hit his head going down
>smiling after

>all that play-acting build-up

I declare he was drunk and just fucking around, pretending to be KOd because he was impressed a punch was actually thrown.

game?

Those people have hard lives. They're tired of it all. All ot takes is a single spark to make them lose it.

ABSOLUTLY BASED

DID YOU NOT SEE HOW HIS NECK LOOKED LIKE?

I think videos like these is why I stopped eating at McDonalds

pretty sure i read somewhere he was paralyzed neck down. happened in finland if someone wants to search details. i cant be arsed.

Fake.... there's no way a woman can ever physically beat a man guys...l fuck this shit.... it has to be a dude with a skirt...l that's it

>doesn't hit his head going down

You blind? Recheck that. He it the pavement hard.

You seem like a cool guy, and going by your post, you feel bad about what you did, that means you're a good person and your redemption arc is coming. Hang in there and play the Warriors.

KINO

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BTFO
How will "men" ever recover?

What should I do if i get ganked by a bunch of niggers though? There's no way he can win that

>thinking she can win against el Gólem gigantesco underleveled
lol

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are you retarded? this thread is full of examples of people who think they're hot shit and know how to fight getting annihilated by people who are just winging it
amateur fighting enthusiasts are usually the shittiest street fighters because they try to pull fancy shit against people who are relying on their instincts

i declare you are retarded

The only real fight i've gotten into in school just ended in one punch. I broke my knuckle on this guys head and had to wear a cast for like, months, but hey at least i won.

I realized i suck at fighting once i picked up boxing and thus i have been staying away from fights ever since.

>no one points out that the cig is still in her mouth

Always buff up before going outside
Equip your best armor, and carry as many items and provisions
Only pop your cooldowns when the situation becomes dire

they both actually did pretty well considering what they were up against

She was just aggroing the raid boss bro.
Only she forgot to bring her raid team.

lmaoooo

take off all your clothes,start masturbating, peeing, pooping and scream: "I AM STINKY MONKEY UAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM STINKY AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH UHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Or simply open carry an AR-15

You’re still probably better off than the kids you picked on lol

You see you have learned to accept responsibility and feel bad about what you did

They have been internalizing an assbeating for the past 10-20 years and are probably extremely insecure over it and most likely go on Facebook tangets about how they’re totally super successful at life despite being sad manlets and most of them will marry single mothers.

ever punched an antifag so hard that you kill him?

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LITTLE ROUGH, DONTCHU THINK?

The mcdonalds warrior, proud is her lineage of brothers and sisters in arms, mighty is her obesity, woe is the chad she falls on.

kek

What happened to her depth perception?

In that case you should carry either a knife or a shank for poking the monkeys in the stomach, or a gun for filling them up with lead. You'll be doing the world a favor, it's not like human filth like that will be missed.

>that 'oh fuck' moment and realization

oshit u rite u rite
Honestly, I thought it was just veins.

Decimated.

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Why?

What stat distribution should i go for?
Any builds?

You can see how he was weighing the value of each item.
>Do i splash her with my beer?
>Or do I ditch the 'chos?
>Cho's it is.

if he had tried to pull out a gun one of them easily could have gotten hold of it and ended up shooting the both of them and they would be dead instead of just bruised

1/10th of them is gone?

Did he actually die?
s

>carrying a nightstick
>get rekt
>"RRRRREEEEEEE EVIL NAZI INCELS HE GUD BOI"

I do boxing and judo once a week but the last time I fought someone was like 8 years ago before I got into martial arts and when I was still drinking. I avoid fighting on the streets at all costs its fucking stupid. I'd rather run than go to jail or become literal vegetable because someone knocked a baseball bat over my head.

Thief/Rogue and Archer builds are the best in PvP
You can prestige to a Beast Master from Archer for additional dps from a pet but dogs are pretty costy and can be unreliable at times

they didn't have discord to draw them away

Nigga, boxing is useful in any street fight.

That's all fatties can do though, their punches are weak so they can't knock you out. All this guy needed to break her jaw wide open was one second break.

Woman. Never had any in the first place.

20 minutes.

>those faces in the bottom left

This. Pretending to be retard is the perfect defense for literally any situation.

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yes, he died sometime later, was in a coma when they switched off the machine keeping him alive

Psychologically unable. I don't like hurting people, but I like winning.

This, the niggers would either run away or try to grab the gun and kill them both
I wouldn't risk it

>I hate Caster.
You're missing out because if intense autism. I'm sorry.

Laast "fight" I had was when I went to an antifa march last year and we got into a scuffle with some jiu jitsu bearded right wing guys.
One of them punched a chick by accident so I hit him in the back of the head with an iron bar

No

>when woman watches too many hollywood movies and think they are tough

Considering how they hit the ground, aye, a little bit off the top, potentially.

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you should move away to a town/country without niggers

seriously fuck hair pullers
>used to follow Judo classes
>this big fat queer kid who already has enough weight advantages bodies everyone in class during free sparring
>gets usually sparred with me due to same weight height class with matches
>always bodied him because he cant deal with someone in the same weight class who knows how to channel his throws
>whenever felt he lost he started pulling my hair while in a grip
>i fucking deck him one day for it during class
>i get expelled while he sits there with parts of my hair still in his hand
>i have to apologise because hes mentally challenged or some shit
fuck that asshole i hope he gets sodomised by a chainsaw

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50 faps a day, user

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Nah they'd be scared of getting shot. Guns work like that you know? Deterrents.

EIIIITS VADAAAA TIIIIIIME

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Apparently he ended up in a vegetated state, but hard to verify.

>hitting a guy from behind with a weapon

Shit, you're badass

do amateur boxing and judo, go into a street fight thinking "I'm a trained fighter, you're so fucked", get sucker punched and spill your fucking spaghetti because you can't comprehend how this is happening

aw

basedanon

If the boy alone didn't clue you in already, it becomes crystal clear this is a special needs school by the way the kids who leave the class room are walking.

>be a weakling skeltal antifag
>see a guy clearly bigger and stronger than you
>so deluded in a frenzy that you think you can beat him with a fucking stick one on one
based dude even stopped his arm mid way to not kill him, but killed him anyway

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That's what you get for listening to talking cubes.

>nigger sucker punches
Why does retardera cream their pants over sucker punches?

Now this is a BASED knock out...
youtu.be/0HCR1QR4zMU

yeah no even if there's only a 5% chance that they would try to use the gun it's not fucking worth chancing it.

Game is garbage just do far normals and activate maxmode for a free mixup

guilty gear is a fucking joke, input eating yrcs, mixup centered gameplay, autistic mechanics, terrible community, bad neutral, movement momentum

strength is more than muscle mass, if your tendons are too weak then muscle means jack shit

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Then just dont be an amateur :^)

he won though

drops like an npc cig still in mouth. kek

>sucker punch

It was face to face and manlet knew what was coming

some half-nigger jumped me once and I bit his face so fucking hard he was literally screeching from pain

Imagine being so fucking lanky that a pulled punch still kills you.

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They held thier own pretty well desu

Why are americans like this?

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