Did you meat?

is this loss?

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Then WHO WAS PHONE

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Holy fuck lmao

Ironically better kek

Jesus fuck that's a random, but good callback

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>did you hear a skeleton?
>he respawned
threatening

I don't get it.

it's an oldfag thing, you wouldn't know.

I Ii
II L

someone post the link to the whole book

oh my god im finally an oldfag

post more

you didn't specify

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more from that book

D E S T R O Y E D

This book was written by a mother because she didn't know how else to bond with her autistic son.
Does your mom love you that much Yea Forums?

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your funeral pal

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dafuq is loss?

Autistic children don't have mothers retard

>"He went boom." has a period instead of an exclamation point
Deep.

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This one has what could be considered an actual joke in it, tread carefully

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someone post bed joke

I AIN'T SAYING YO MOMMA A WHORE
BUT SHE RARELY RESPAWNS AT HER OWN BED

gotem

>Everywhere!
Fuck me, I chuckled.

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YO MAMMA IS SO FAT THAT I AM NOW PERMANENTLY STUCK IN GEOSYNCHRONOUS ORBIT AROUND HER EQUATOR, NOW I ACT AS A MONITOR FOR WEATHER, COMMUNICATIONS AND SURVEILLANCE FOR A SPRAWLING CIVILISATION OF FRENCH FRY AMPHIBIANS LIVING AROUND HER EQUATOR

Disgusting beta orbiter!

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Yo momma so fat your dad is no longer attracted to her and it's destroying their marriage.

you play ball like a girl

>Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
>He was destroyed!

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got me

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>What do witches eat
>Creepypasta

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>Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

>He was destroyed.

"Kids aren't getting dumber!" they said..

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8th graders are changing in a locker room for their gym class. One black student notices that his penis is much bigger than the white boys. After school he runs home to his mom and says
"Ma, is my pee pee bigger than the white boys pee pees because I'm black?"
mom says
"No, it's because you're 35"

What's the opposite of comedy?
Like something trying to be funny that's so unfunny it makes you feel miserable.

How do you starve a black man?
Hide his welfare under his workboots

Cringe

Female stand-up?

By definition, tragedy

He didn't mention a vagina or period so no

Kek.

female comedy is neither funny nor depressing it's just vapid LOOK AT HOW RELATABLE THIS SITUATION IS THAT'S SOOO ME

This

There are good female comics. They just don't get any traction because they don't complain about gender roles.

No, I don't think so. Comedy is moreso a subversion of expectations which is why anthropologist theorize that laughter developed as a form of communicating relief from expecting danger and finding out there is none. So I think horror is the opposite to comedy

British comedy

>There are good female comics
Now's as good a time as any to mention them.

this, at least the japs can make me crack a smile once in a while

Is manga alright?

Life?

I bet a fucking G*rman wrote this

More like sandwitches, since witches are cannibals.

>why was the cactus messy
>a creeper exploded when it hugged it
lewd

Let me tell you about stress, weight, periods, and why don't men understand me REEEEEEEEEEEE.
There's every female comic ever

Female comics are prime proof that femcels exist too. The only halfway decent female comic I've ever heard is Aisha Tyler (the bitch who voices Lana on Archer).

>American """"""""""humor""""""""""

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made in India I presume?

I'm getting bad flashbacks of buying joke books at elementary school book fairs.

Seriously why do so many female comedian routines revolve around bodily functions?
I want to be amused, not disgusted.

"Boom" is also the only word in any of the punchlines that isn't italicized.

This is some conspiracy level shit

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP

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>LOL DAE LOVE COMING HOME AND TAKING OFF YOUR BRA
last time i turned on the radio in my car

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