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>that's it, I'm out
stage.
I wanna see Crew Cut and Griffon talk shit to each other
>Ride of the Valkyries taunt
His fighting style is weird and I can't seem to get a good grasp on it, but I like him more than I thought I would.
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Probably either 53, I hate Death Scissors with a passion, or 64, because I find Antenoras hard and the same for Furies.
>be teenage boy
>go to hot chick's party, she's legal now but still won't fuck anyone but alright I'll take the challenge
>she lives in this weird-ass mansion, lots of cleaning stuff scattered around
>still, pretty fun party, all the regular bros and hoes showed up
>halfway through the night there's some rumbling noise
>look outside and a van erupts from the yard
>bunch of literally whos come flooding out with swords and shit
>ohfuck.jpg
>some 40-year-old boomer kicks the door open and chucks like twenty boxes of pizza on the table from across the room
>guy that doesn't look much older than the rest of us walks in and waves at us awkwardly
>blonde woman carries in a fucking jukebox with like one arm
>other chick with glasses is yelling and cursing not to drop the damn thing
>lady with a fucking rocket launcher walks in and gives bedroom eyes to what feels like the whole room
>another 40-year-old boomer that looks like he never left his twenties walks over and just fucking stares at me
>I go to take a drink and he starts autistically rambling about having power and his motivation or whatever the fuck
>birthday girl is all over the first boomer, he looks like he really doesn't wanna be here
>20-year-old is drawing all the girls' eyes but screams something about "KIERYEH" or some shit
>revs his fucking sword, no lie, and rides it out the front door
>both boomers hang around the blonde chick looking even more uncomfortable than before
>even the hot lady with the rocket launcher is getting piss drunk it looks like
>boomer throws pizza slice at the other guy and screams "WOOHOOHOO"
>guy slices the thing out of mid-air and screams "NOW I'M MOTIVATED"
>both of them turn into fucking bat demons and fly through the roof
>the rest of them are just acting like this is normal
>chick with glasses walks over and starts talking about how hard it was to make a robot arm that drills but still has a good grip
>I can't tell if she's coming on to me
>mfw I just wanted to smash
mash buttons and also spam his Aoe cane move
>stage 70
>Fury x3
I don't think I've ever beaten a bloody palace they're all so long...
None of them look too bad to me, but I'm a little worried that 70 is going to have inflated health or damage since it's a boss floor
I am so bad at killing those scissor bitches. I know their head is the weak spot but the more time I take to make sure I'm not clanging against its scissors, my style withers away
What do you think about this?
Vergil needs that hair pls.
Parry their attack, then you can kill them in one shot.
Wait until you'll have you play him on higher difficulties. This is hell.
All the Nero/Kyrie posting a few threads ago put me in a great mood
user, that's too lewd
This is blue board user.
I'm glad it filled your dark soul with light.
>stage 97
>DMD
>Those enemies
I hated them enough in my normal DMD playthrough to have to deal with them again in a row.
>yfw Vergil got drugged and overPOWERED by an older woman
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
Which ones are the Lusachias again?
Mashing buttons is a wrong way to play him. I can't get enough of the charge moves.
Is there a full version of that?
Sure
What horror did he see guys?
The cunt that shoots thunders, ice, fire and set ups an explosion if you take too long in stagger it.
That fucking picture of Patty with the weird tits. You know the one, somebody else post it
He got flashbacks of the time he found out Patty is a trap.
I wanna fug him
Is there devil breakers lying around or something
FTFY
Oh those pricks, alright thanks user
faget
>Father-son bonding time
Yes, according to 4k-kun.
online bloody palace confirmed yet?
I enjoy the shitposting too but cmon guys chillax a bit
By the way, was there any explanation as to why Dante appears to have a much shorter coat in 4k-kun's footage, or was it just a mod?
Do we know how Nero will work in Bloody Palace? He has to replenish his arms somehow
How can any future action game compare to the variety and depth of dante in dmc5?
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>van slams through the portal and parks after 10 floors
> Can get S or A rank with Nero and V in DMD
> Get assblasted with Dante, can barely keep enemy juggled with him, to a point I get D rank for the first time.
I think I'm giving up trying to git gud with Dante.
According to leaks, every 10 floors, there's a rest area. For Nero, it has a bunch of arms on the floor to pick up.
>Nero's mom tapped that
>and she might again if they find her
How can someone be so lucky...
Dunno, how can you possibly compare to any other male with a penis?
>fury x3
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Why exactly does V look 20 something when Vergil is closer to 40?
Based, I love this shit. Thanks, anons.
Do you think V is emo enough for it to work with some angsty Fall Out Boy over it? I was thinking Dance Dance might work
hows co-op work?
>implying it won't be fun
>stage 70
>fury x3
J-JUST
There should've been a floor with 10 Furies.
Why exactly does Urizen look like eldrith abomination when Vergil is 40?
That's... what you would expect from Nico, actually.
you think there will be an online mode?
I miss him bros
Vis not emo or even edgy at all. I was surprised how they did his voice and character to make him not appear like an edgelord at all.
Isn't Urizen based off of the cut boss Balrog? Which explains why the devil arm looks like Urizen?
I hope so, but how would it be balanced? More enemies?
I agree that he isn't like emo emo but he's definitely edgy, just look at his finisher against Nobodies
Because if Vergil = 40 and you split him in two, then each half represents 20 years each.
Tree Vfag, examine this one
OH SHIT
How many people actually finish bloody palace before?
Yep it's wood
I was looking at the steamdb and the 4gb DLC_27 isn't the OST right?
Frankly I'm surprised Queen Empusas aren't used that often.
Floor 10, 26, 44, 47, 50, 67, 85
And only floor 50 uses more than one (three)
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I dunno man, he wears sandals and talks like he's half asleep.
Because V is not exactly Vergil, but his humanity given form.
Man have you seen this generation of emos? All of them talk like they're half asleep too
and I missed floor 97
Supposedly it's a patch for April 1st with playable Arkham
That would work fine yeah.
He's half-dead, actually. And dying. Which is probably close to half asleep, but I'm not an expert.
>tfw today's emos will copy V
Oh please, it's clearly playable Matier
>Didn't like Balrog much. Prefer my gauntlets slow and with swole damage in a big charged hit.
>Mfw I found the swordmaster uppercut.
Well, that is a, uhh...interesting art piece by an elementary school student, yes. Its DBH seems to be several hundred if not a few thousand feet. Going by its height, it must be at least 3,000 years old, possibly older. Yes, this "tree" is a sight to behold, but I'm not sure anyone would buy it.
Isn't that just bp?
Is there a way to reliably get Real Impact off on Vergil? I've done it once but I don't know how. I thought it was doing it in DT but the Swords that show up push him too far away.
>not playable airplane
That actually makes a little sense
Did you mean Infested Chopper?
>fighting Urizen at DMD difficulty, after hours of climbing the Palace
Stage three of DMD Final Urizen is almost impossible without Gold Orbs.
Doesn't that just make him a tired goth attempting to emulate Jesus?
No, I meant The Game
catch him or knock him into the air, and then lock him down with DSD's summoned swords or the DT, the swords should spin and hold him in place while you charge it up
I've only managed it twice myself but i'm also retarded
No I mean a fucking airplane.
Ladyfags, I have a thing for you
wait why is his coat short
The person playing is using a mod.
We all know who is going to be a playable character of the 4 gb patch
Kyrie playable when
4k-user's mods
DT Ral Impact don't work so good because it likes to put him right out of the hit range. dunno if Round Trips from DSD would hold him in place
on dmc3 i couldnt beat it, the vampire lady regenerated her bat shield too fast, and i was never able to beat Arkham's bats that circle you fast enough so you couldn't get hit. i had no idea at first in bloody palace that you fought bosses too. you should have seen my face when there was a sudden music change to the Arkham fight with the purple background, i knew that would be my defeat... and I was right
Goth and Jesus don't make sense together.
That's sad, I wanted to order a Qlipoth bedroom set and maybe a couple of chairs
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Crew Cut?
That's flattering, user, but I don't swing that way or go in for people who want to fuck an entire demographic
As if Nero would let her near a battlefield, he'd have a heart attack at the very thought.
I'm cheered up right now.
Not THAT thing, the other thing, you baka.
I wish
Oh shit someone actually did that
I beat it in DMC3. If I remember it correctly, I had to use one of the super skins.
BTW, captcha should be illegal
>you will never get to pilot an infested airship
FUCK
dunno then man, i'm just telling you what's worked for me
Link please, I fucking need it, I'm the fag who asked for it REPEATEDLY in multiple threads.
I feel like his hair being a bit too "big" is intentional? Sort of like how Dante looks rugged and his hair is messier because he was passed out for a whole month. I think it's the same with Vergil. His hair grew but he kept the same slicked-back style but it looks weird because it isn't really well kept, though still more presentable than Dante.
Will the Bloody Palace be available in different difficulties? If not, what difficulty is it set on? How does it work in previous games?
>"Replaces Trash's hair with the one given to Eva."
>these image names
Okay, which one of you fags did that
Early floors are Human difficulty, it slowly gets harder, last floors are Dante Must Die.
Only DMC4 BP with Nero. I expect to do the same in 5 after a lot of suffering, but V and Dante don't seem too likely for now.
Cheer up crew cut. Maybe in RE.
Hey could a kind user please post a picture or webm of V crumbling?
Bless you with the gift of lights, user.
What the FUCK is THIS?
I finished it in 3 as Vergil but I'm not sure if he counts
I'm surprised with all the swords swinging around it hasn't been accidentally shortened yet. Will Kyrie have to use her hair cutting skills on both son and father?
fuck yes this is great
Now we just need a mod that fixes Lady's jawline
Anything for a righteous cause on judgment nighs.
Male Gloria?
>Full playthroughs of Dante model swapped as Crew Cut using only guns
>Lady DLC model swapped as Crew Cut
I'd fucking do it in a heart beat.
>grabs a giant pair of scissors
Try parrying that, Nero
I really want crew cut DLC, an all gun character, fuck lady.
Give him Pandora.
After all the memes something has to be done with crew cut.
I've been saying this for a while, DMC x Resident Evil Mercenaries, featuring Lady and Crew Cut
The best we've got is a photo of him with Nero.
>goes to Fortuna
>"Tell me how to smack demon asses"
>get a Jetstream Sam battle where you shoot off Nero's arm
>Nero goes DT and teaches Crew Cut how to keep the pressure on a demon that gets triggered
>tutorial done
Finally, a male viera
It's Jamaican V, can't you read?
My mind refuses to comprehend this.
>fuck lady
> fuck lady.
With pleasure.
vergils face looks different in every fucking shot.
and good in none.
How is there no gunblade yet
>tfw no nero dt gf
>crew cut DLC
>an all gun character
>fuck lady
SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN
Imagine cutting your hair with Judgment Cut.
Well it's about time someone fucks Lady, might as well be Crew Cut.
You DID solo mission 13 didn't you?
I can see that happening after Dante's idea of shaving on demon blades.
No, cause I'm not a faggot with no friends
Yes because I never see other people.
>crew cut fixes lady's issues with his dick
>lady gives crew cut her notes
bam new playable character
Nero's DT looks like it is made for a woman, he just looks like a super faggy elf with it
Yes, the first time I played it actually. Dunno what happened there. I guess I was in some sort of weird Yuro time when nobody was playing.
>Lady grows dick
>Lady mouthfucks Nico
I'd buy this DLC
>Lady names her next Rocket Lawnchair after Crewcut's dick
Not even the hardest mission
Didn't even know mission 13 was solo. I just picked Dante and stayed away while focusing on the hell gates. After that just trick onto an evemy and burst out down.
>Dante takes it away too
>crew cuts DT is calling in an artillery shell
And here i used to fear the stage with 2 Blitz in dmc4
Yes i use denuvo less exe.
>Dante reveals his homolust
>Him and Lady fight over BCCC (big crew cut cock)
It's N
>stages arent randomised
Yes because I never find the other people
kek
>Starring: [your username]
Why is this allowed, it's just sad, capcom.
You can almost say it's Nero.
>he had trouble with mission 13 solo
Why is V such a chinlet? No jaw
You did solo mission 7 on DMD, didn't you?
how do you hold the controller?
you really should use your thumb for the analogue while keeping your index finger over the dpad so you can change styles without moving your thumb
trust me you will play dante at a much better level just by doing this
I didn't even know that you can play with other people in that mission.
>Proto Angelo
>A challenge
Pick one. Just parry him lol
So no playable Vergil? A shit like that would get leak by now
>filename
Glad I'm not the only one who thought that when I saw that mod
can't do that with an xbone controller
He has a decent jaw, but he is a chinlet for sure.
you now realize trish is going to need new weapons and play style if she's going to be dlc.
Sister
it's more just that the Proto Angelo will probably DT way earlier than you were hoping, your partner will fuck off before anything dies and the Proto angelo has inflated health because he's meant to be taken on with the two of you.
It's literally like 10-15 minutes of picking away at it because it takes no damage on DMD in this mission
Nero and V always easy mode.
Nero can stay in the air most of time and turn all fight into 1v1
V can stay in the back safe and sound while his pokemon rape demons.
It's surprising how different this mod makes Eva and Trish look.
I did with both V and Nero
SHAAAAAAUUUN
>Still has Luce and Ombra (probably)
>Probably renting Alastor from Enzo
>Cavaliere makes sense for her to have from a gameplay standpoint (electric, came from the boss that was her)
>I'm afraid I'll have to go all out... just this once
These weaklings didn't even study the blade
She can use Cavaliere's sword.
Eren?
V's been admiring those floor tiles for quite a while now.
If I'm being honest the entire concept is a "fuck that shit" scenario for me. I'll probably try it once blind and then never again. I'm glad it exists though I hope my dmc bros enjoy it.
dante has cavaliere
that didn't stop them from giving Trish Pandora in DMC4, or Vergil Beowulf+Force Edge
V was tilefucker all along
Every 11th floor as Nero is a rest area, which spawns 2 of every non-DLC arm except ragtime and buster which only get 1.
>Starring: Vergil's Ass
But those were just reused levels, I think people want all new levels, like Vorgil's downfall
Maybe.
I've seen some good names out there
DELETE!
simply ebin my friend
He's taking pictures for his collection
Stock up on a gorillion ragtime before the floor and breakage in their face. If nero has ragtime he shits on them
>Death Scissors
>Riot x4
>Fury x3
That's a pretty good one.
bros I think we should take it easy with the shilling here. Our Discord group seems to be mad right now.
>Urizen 1,2,3 on DMD back to back
>Starring: The Pussy Peruser
>Starring: Hot Yoda
>Starring: V's Left Nut
>Starring: My Last Bit Of Sanity
My favorite was
>Starring: Rectum Ricky
Wish I was home to pay the screencap
>floor 30 2 judeccas and like 6 cleaver fuckers
Yep, thats going to be a SDT every time I reach that floor with dante.
This. I did not really expect it but give me my BP randomizer edition with tweakable settings(to limit or turn them off to get 666 furies) and optional persistent(affects the whole run) and random-per-floor mutators.
>rate as very stylish
I wish I could be as cool as Dante from Devil May Cryâ„¢
>DT gives Dante sunglasses when he had the Cavaliere selected
God that's dumb, I love it.
Is there any upside to using regular Cavaliere? Only difference I really note is that R has one new move.
From what I hear regular gives more super armor, but you're not supposed to take hits in the first place anyway.
ah well i use a ps4 controller and thats how I hold it, yeah would be kinda different on xbox
Might be worth checking out a tutorial video for dmc4 since alot of them show the controller for inputs, if you find someone using an xbox controller maybe you can copy how they hold it.
>Finally beat Mission 19 Vergil on DMD
>Keep break awaying arms in 20 by accident because my muscle memory still thinks I'm playing Dante.
Guess that's what happens when you're stuck on him for so long.
and dmc4 was a rushed and unfinished game. that's not the case here
>Starring: Dante's Stupid Fucking Hat
Yeah that seems really weird to have super armor in regular attacks and counterproductive as it might encourage sloppy gameplay.
>Pecadora Dante Diablo
But that's not what the "sin" in SDT stands for...
>forma del seething
>sunglasses
I made it anons, low quality rushjob but fuck it who cares, it's emo time up in this bitch
What is your obsession with pretending to be black?
Well if I'm uncomfortable can just remap the controls to something more convenient
Dude, that chart has "Dante Imaginado", "Alma Oscura", and METAL GEAR on it. We know. We don't give a fuck because it's funny.
Brilliant
Lmao You can actually play BP
>Playable Nico
>You run over demons with the van to reach V/Nero after they give you a phone call.
>Starring: The "SKULLS" Parasite Unit
Guys wouldn't it be SOOO funny and random if Vergil just like, you know like, kissed Nero? Wtf how FUNNY would that be haha?
Thanks user, you don't know how hard I had to force myself to not go full autist and make a semi ironic Dance Dance AMV of V and Nero being emo shits
I fucking love Fall Out Boy
Why did V go down a rank? In the wwe matches he won one and got really far in the royal rumble.
Pretending? you must be a newfag to not know me.
Shitty translations are just funny. Remember FF7 and referring to your group/party as a fiesta?
So why'd she ditch Nero though.
KEK good job
I'm not the one name fagging
Thanks user, much appreciated, glad my emofaggotry isn't going to waste
I SAW THAT
Very good.
Only Itsuno and Bingo know, though I guess it might have been to hide him from pursuers, Vergil wasn't exactly hiding his trail, so anyone that got involved with him would have been targeted.
Is Trish a sad mom?
You know I had to do it to him
Thanks user, I'm happy that everyone's getting a laugh outta this, it's like when I see people reposting my shitty "prepare to meet Jesus outside" one
Well, if you know, that's fine.
DIABLO COMPACTO
I didn't know that you could meet in the subway, i thought it was only at the end with Angelos. Or did those two meet up topside and just go back down the stairs?
I'm gonna have to rename the filename to this, thanks user for the laugh.
You can play together right before this area, and fight the demons together as well.
No idea, sorry user. I only edited the video, I recorded nothing myself
Shades? What do you want from me?
>YAMERO!!
goggles
You can go wider.
Goggles, it's that thing that protects your eyes when you ride a motorcycle.
THAT
IS WHAT
YOU
SPEAK
Maybe if the ultrawide fix worked again, I could.
>el diablo compactest
I know what goggles are, I just haven't looked close enough to see they're goggles.
>soospa
>play as Dante
>mashing the rev button while attacking by accident
donte del diablo ratio grande
test
Dammit user now you have me syncing a bunch of songs to that clip of Nero and V dancing.
are EX provocations ever worth doing mid combat or are they just there for novelty? i wonder if i can break ragtime to get that shit off
Got there as Vergil in the end, but he was so fantastically OP that I don't even think it should count.
I died to fucking Dantes pandora lightshow not knowing what it was, raged hard then worked my way back up to him and perfected him
Glad to be of service, I eagerly await it user
does that give you orbs when you do it? The youtube video shows it
This has been a good thread.
I...i don't know what you're talking about user. Do i want too know?
Isnt that where party, as in celebration, come from?
alright gimme a fuckin sec and i'll find it from the abyss
>I hope so, but how would it be balanced? More enemies?
>x3 fury turns into 6 with two people then 9 with three
Oh god
need to wash my hard drive now
>tfw can't use the bike as a sprint
damn I really wish V wasn't vergil it makes it annoying to ship him with Nero
Every DMC thread is a good thread, you guys rock.
>DMC6
>somebody finds V's cane
>transforms into V but doesn't have his memories
I can imagine it would have been a pain in the ass to animate it and implement it in a way that's not insanely clunky but I'm still mad
for some reason the party hat makes it so lewd
They're really stupid, be forewarned.
L-Lewd!
>tfw still have Hello Kitty party hat that big titty coworker wore
>He thinks those tits are weird
It can always be worse. Raita is the worst offender.
they just look like 90s anime muscle tits or something
It really does
Fuck yeah, I've mirrored it to my YouTube btw if you guys don't mind me plugging that, if you want to show it to someone but Streamable looks too fishy or whatever youtu.be
Oh no
>DMC6
>the adventures of angry punk and emo goth
>while Dante and Vergil take a vacation in hell
You can make mountains fuck if you want. People who are stupid enough to sjw'ing over fictional characters deserv to suffer a little. Espetially in DMC fandom.
I want that
Why are you crying? Didn't Yea Forums used to say that DMC enemies are sandbags? 3x Fury should be easy.
Have you ever tried not being a massive homo?
I see y'all bitching about Judecca and Fury in DMD but this fucking cunt right here, is what I hate the most
OH SOOORRRRYYYY did I embarrassed you by launching you? oh you're getting angry mid-combo? oh so ok now suddenly my juggle attacks doesn't work oh sorry I can't stop your mighty rage charge. Big pissy baby needs to complete his attack cause his so stronk. noone can hope to stagger you o mighty one.
yeah what's up with the cane. And where did Yamato go when Vergil got splitted?
You can parry or buster them out ofnthe charge easily
kek just make sure the op of the dancing video doesnt see it
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>Can't do this because I did not shell out extra
LITERALLY pay2cool
This mission 13 farm trick isn't really working out for me. I get hit whenever I try to spin the hat around. Move is too slow.
>t. retard
Honestly, most of the time they just make fighting Judecca's worse because almost every time I'm able to actually get them into a stunned on the ground state, THAT's when these assholes choose to charge in and interrupt me from giving Judecca's the asskicking they deserve. So yeah fuck those guys.
Urizen keeps Yamato in that annoying red crystal.
Get surrounded by a nice group of enemies, enter your DT and then start spamming the dr faust gunslinger ability + hat trick and it rains orbs out the ass
>Urizen DMD
>as V
Well
guess I'll die then
I don't have a good justification for this. streamable.com
Have we found any hold style secrets? Other than the 2KA one
*spams balrog punches*
nothin personnel fury
Am I supposed to use set hat or not?
Any other bosses with special surprises after they DT like Nidhogg? I don't want to miss any.
>yeah what's up with the cane.
It's just a normal metal cane. Either got destroyed when it summoned Nightmare to fight Dante or fell down somewhere immediately afterwards.
Nah, the gunslinger ability (just perssing B/Circle) is basically Set Hat except it reaches everyone around you. Its hat trick is performced by pressing B/Circle again as you catch the hat
Antenora's only use the counterattack if they're knocked back, so use moves that ground them. like overtures downward palm or the last hit of combo d.
I agree with this I ended up doing a SoS using only king cerberus and RG (because I hadn't used either in depth yet) and found that RG shits on these cunts
Their attacks are really telegraphed and perfect bait for royal release
>royal release them
>they go unga bunga mode
>release them again
>repeat until they die
Or this... streamable.com
I paid $57 for my deluxe on that one site for the steam version
>the entirety of DMC5's plot is because Vergil was *that* traumatized by his time with Mundus
was it that bad? He looked like he was enjoying his fights with Dante in DMC1.
Nevan mod when
I need the Boomer Trinity of motorcycle + cowboy hat + electric guitar
He might have drawn some primal satisfaction out of it, but slowly getting memories of his old identity was certainly painful.
Unpopular opinion: Devil Trigger track was not so bad live at VGA
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Ali Edwards is cute! CUTE!
With how badly he freaked out upon seeing Dante's amulet in DMC1, yeah, Mundus probably fucked him up real bad and mentally raped him for years on end to turn someone as strong-willed as Vergil into a mindless puppet, even if some of Vergil's mannerisms broke through the conditioning and came to the surface of his Nelo Angelo form.
He got raped constantly in between DMC1 and DMC4
>the jump cuts in perfect timing with the music
my sides
Does that look like that Yamato in his hands? If he's not holding the Yamato, Vergil's having a bad time.
I want to be choked between Gloria's thighs
I think I took too long on Gilgamesh so it turned into an angry faster crab, but not as cool
tfw you can trivialize virgil on DMD with a single meteor
I hated having to fight input reading Dante as the last boss in dmc4. I beat it as Vergil and Nero multiple times but only once as Dante. Also beat Dmc3’s.
The key to surviving is to use Devil Trigger whenever you take damage to restore health and always trying to build gauge by taunting.
>zoomer music
at least put on some good tunes streamable.com
>Vergil has gotten 10x as laid as Dante
>Man after midnight
>Zoomer
Fake boomer detected
FUCK that's a good one. BTW Gimme Gimme Gimme came out before Thunderstruck
i was really hoping for Dante/Doppelgenger bonus but whatever
I meant by demons,
no Devil arms to protect himself with....defeated
this is the content we deserve but don't get
You can hold the last enemy and then do the EX taunt, i did it everytime for free style points.
>V downed a bottle of Xanax some time before meeting Nero in Mission 2
No wonder he soinds drowsy all game
based
not like i had a choice in the matter.
how the fuck am i supposed to beat urizen 2 and 3 in one go?
they better drop some green orbs after every urizen stage
Enjoy retards 45th floor so far
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One simple hair change and she's 100x better now. Is this the power of mommy?
>bloody palace released
>literally dmc4 bloody palace with pretty graphics with no means of interaction with other players
Welp, guess i'm stuck with people on mission 13.
>Urizen 3 DMD with 3x more health
>released
nero can buster them without going into rage mode. dante got a million options to avoid getting hit and V can just stay in the background.
>M15
>Nero shows up to save V from Malphas
>"Ah, you're kin of Sparda, but you're just an empty shell, devoid of power."
Why does Nero not react to Malphas telling him that he's related to Sparda?
What's his face in DMC4 also mentioned that.
>implying that isn't the final version already
Nero must be a based retard or something. That, or he's got a lot of years since DMC4 to adjust to that.
>Great, another deadbeat grandad
Because he's unga bunga.
Because he's already been told the same by Sanctus, but is not exactly in position of knowing how he is related to Sparda until Dante finally stops being a dumbass and spills the beans.
nose is still fucked
Is The DMC Crew the legit DMC devs playing, or a bot?
Sparda fucked a rare mystical jewess.
We'll just blame little Dante and Vergil being too playful and whacking their mom by accident.
Ghost data already included in game, I get it when playing offline, when I don't get myself.
>Sparda being rich as fuck
>doesn't want his wife to go through corrective surgery
Sparda likes it ole naturale eh?
Nero has Eva's chin
Yes
>Vergil's mom had a massive jew nose
>Vergil's human half has a masssive jew nose
Nice.
He is over 2000 years old and still dresses like it's the 1700s, Sparda ain't into modern inventions.
>Floor 70
Nice. I love it when my camera gets fucked
>Vergil drinks 3 times as much Monster
Easy there, Mr. More Power.
Except TV and pisswater beer. A bugman would tear his scales out trying to take care of those little shits. He'd rather watch the ball game.
How will stage 91 work? If the empusas do that thing where they dig a hole do you lose? If so that could be a serious casual filter since you'll need to know the order they'll dig away then deal a crazy amount of DPS
......
we need Sparda boomer edits
so is online coop for BP deconfirmed
we seem to be getting tons of info on it but i havent heard a thing about coop so im assuming it's not in
His dead weight son makes sure his supply never depletes.
Done that floor already, basically it's just orbs, let them go to get more time quickly
I wonder what else he inherited, what if Nero's attitude is just like his grandma's?
The only "info" we have on it is the stuff they left in the code, and that included co-op.
chuckled, fuck you
There's already a few areas like that in the main levels, Dante would have a super easy time with it, Nero can just Snatch over to each one quickly, and Nightmare spamming lasers should be enough for V
ha this is golden, do users change their names just for this or are is there really a person who chose that name years ago?
You can change your name on Steam any time.
>ole naturale
>I hate Death Scissors with a passion
At least for Dante, all you gotta do is Ice Age and they kill themselves.
I did it in 4 SE with Vergil. People say he's OP but he's also the only one I got somewhat good with cause he's the most fun.
>this is a 40 year old man
wut
That's your best? ENOUGH OF THIS SILLY GAME streamable.com
I never have. Highest I've gotten was midway through the DMD stages on 3.
I am determined to finish this one with Dante, this is the one game out of the series I'm actually good at.
It doesnt stop me from shipping them, user. I've shipped Dante and Vergil long enough to see Nero and V be shipped as well. Even though itd be cute if they're not related, I understand its great possibilities, but there's nothing can be done and you can only pretend V is is not Vergil to make that ship work
some men age considerably better than others.
good genetics + taking care of your body does wonders
this scene was retarded as hell
Good genetics, probably better diet than his brother's and no leeches attached to his wallet.
see paul rudd and keanu reaves
Vergil has good genes or something
>I chocked with the jet Vergil in the BP and die
FUCK THIS GAME!
FUCK MATT!
FUCK ITSUNO!
FUCK REEE ENGINE!
FUCK CAPCOM!
AND FUCK YOU!
GDHDGHUDHDIDBDJDHDIJEWOKWHDJSEJDGJDBDJDJDHSJSHWJSVDHSVDHDHJSVDUSVDHDJDVEIWJEGEIFHIDHDIWBDUDBUDBEJRVJDKDODGDUDBVWHEUDBDUEHEIDHEHDJDBRUHDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Still looks like a tranny
It's because you're a frogposter
get gud
The weird thing is, getting hit while using Cavaliere doesn't lower your style meter - it's only if Dante gets knocked down. I think it's supposed to encourage sloppy gameplay.
I think he supposed to look +\-10 years younger than Dante since he spent this time in Nelo Angelo form
still not great
that entire face needs to go
kys brk
It's functionally the same as getting hit by minor attacks while in DT, you don't lose anything but some Hp
>BP
what the hell, how?
It was maximum cheese but at least he got the boys to stop hitting each other.
That was a good one
Got a link to the mod?
Google yields nothing
yes because
>PS+
>chocking againts Vergil
time to enjoy doing Urzien 3 times and anything in DMD floors again faget
Not like I'm going to enjoy it either with Nero and V
That's my point, really. I wonder if they changed that because of how the new grading system works - just style points instead of health, time, and so forth.
>Prepare to Die
nexusmods.com
>This mod replaces all(with a few boss exceptions) of the enemy encounters in the game to Fury encounters. For people who either hate themselves or want to learn to fight Furies better. The game is beatable with this mod on. I tested the entire game.
But why
Is that you yawning in the background?
No_
FUCK YOU, I ALREADY COMPLETED IT WITH DANTE (BLESS RG). NERO IS SO DOGSHIT!
The sad thing is I probably played mission 19 and 20 on dmd thrice a day in 2 weeks. I really want to kill myself right now.
For what purpose
>he doesn't know
>DMC6
>playable character is Fury
See this big lizard?
It wants to go faster.
Wants to fuck faster.
Sounds like fun to be honest for a fast game like DMC
>That move Urizen does with his heat seeking tree branch
Honestly? Fuck that move.
Vergil has the best faces
how
That's why Nero looms around in the background, functioning like V's beasties.
Second best*
runs in the family
I did in 3 with both Dante and Vergil, no super costmes, fair and square. But in 4 - only with super Vergil.
>This is what that Fortuna whore saw when she looked up from his dick
Grandpa must make some really good faces then.
King cerberus as V is going to make me want to kill myself.
At this point Sparda is either a no fun allowed guy or a fucking memelord
>Consolebaby
Embarrassing
He's Vergil when people are around, he's Dante when it's just him and anyone he's about to kill.
Is there a joke other than
>epic gamer culture reference
This update is less hype than I'd like. It doesn't offer enough in the way of new content to really get excited about.
I might play it a bit but I think by and large my DMC5 break is going to continue after it's out.
Sparda is literally Gomez Addams as played by Raul Julia. youtube.com
I have problems properly positioning V's tiger summon since I can't directly control it.
Evade to pull them away from incoming attacks, then make them dash back in. Simple.
I'm not though, is there new update i'm missing? I thought they said BP on april 1st
Try to stay close to the enemies, as counter-intuitive as that seems when playing as V, and don't just mash the attack button. Shadow should walk towards your lock-on target. Sometimes it doesn't work because Shadow loves to be a fat fucking catto that loves to snooze but it's better than nothing.
They'll just make him male Bayonetta
Reminds me of that RE2 mod that replaces all the zombies with Mr. X.
I miss Raul Julia. That's pretty perfect though. That image will never leave my head.
>ywn see Dante and Vergil super embarrassed by their parents' excessive displays of love
Ja**pot
So no playable Vergil, huh
How do you even avoid that with Nero?
You could bother to search, here is the spoon anyway
nexusmods.com
Enemy step
Looks like my current wallpaper desu.
I honestly don't know. I've done it before but never consistently. Even his triple jump doesn't guarantee safety.
Special Edition, goy.
Lovely idea.
Level 3 high roller into triple jump and dt for safety measure
So the files are already in the game and they decided to delay it for some reason?
>he actually thought they'd give away Vergil for free
I told you fuckers, all the way back when you were screaming
>VERGIL'S GONNA BE PLAYABLE IN THE BASE GAME, I CAN FEEL IT
>VERGIL'S GONNA BE PLAYABLE IN BP DLC, I KNOW IT
They delay for Bloody place online.
The files weren't exactly there until recently, datamine found a divergence and Online BP also a playable vergil in the files, Don't really have too much hope of Vergil being playable but the other 2 is likely the reason of the delay.
>B-Bloody Palace will save DmC2!!!!!
Yikes, DMCucks
I mean I don't mind, but the problem is, will we get an SE? I hate having to fucking sit down and wonder. Like Capcom has my money for this shit.
Vergil DLC, Lady in SE 5 years later
>will we get an SE?
They said no, but I'm pretty sure there will be at least some sort of complete edition come the next console generation. Vergil will just be DLC at this point.
Enjoy the taste of dis pear.
You play as V, so same thing, just a swapped model.
I need more of this dumb joke. Like V actually shoving a pear into somebody's face. So far I haven't seen any pictures, surprisingly.
Yummy! Thank you daddy.
Lads...
RETURNETH to the UNDERworld
Yeah, because I'm not fucking paying for PS+.
I like to imagine that if you placed this head model over Dante you'd get what he'd look like as of DMC1 or even DMC3
what is this referencing
One of V's lines when summoning Nightmare.
So why did V have a limp again?
demon dick too dank
He was just physically weak.
Much better, trishu is qt again
I think I finally know who Vergil reminds me of in DMC5.
Hit him with a forward+circle uppercut while in DT, then immediately start Real Impact.
Doesn't do the normal amount of damage on him though.
I wish I wasn't allergic to pears
>All these cute Lady cosplayers
What are you stupid?
Why are so many Yea Forums fags obsessed with this bad actor?
Deviantart is so full of Nero art, my boi all growed up from 4 T__T
Clear DMD or BP first? I'm still at mission 12 fuck those furies they can go choke on a dick
Bros.....................................
>taking care of your body
What does that even mean, there is no secret way to age slower
I only eat junk and look 10 years younger than I am
Vergil doesn't look like Dan at all, though. Vergil's face is too round. Dan's face is a trapezoid.
top kek
>Credits
>Lady's and Trish's poses reference their poses in 3 and 1
>Vergil's pose references his 4SE reveal pose
any link for the bloody palace song? beside this one. with a short version. youtube.com
Jesus Christ that's horrific
Why did they make Kyrie look like a gyaru?
Is that meant to be Kyrie?
is model swapping in DMC5 easy?
Finished 3 with Dante and 4 with both Nero and Dante. BP is actually easier than DMD imo.
What the unga bunga is this?
That means consuming as little overproduced shit as possible, treating sugar as the devil and doing sports. Also being happy is something that shows physically.
>I only eat junk and look 10 years younger than I am
genetics play a really big role, that doesn't mean that you can do your part to keep it that way
Isn't that just the garage theme?
holy shit that's terrifying
I miss also miss lil chicken the shitposter , i do.
I look younger and I am 90% sure it is because of the lack of sunlight
Humans are literal vampires and the less sun your skin sees the slower it will age
Why does Kyrie look like a tranny and Nero like he is on drugs?
What clan are you?
I've seen the description for rawhide say it boost wire snatch, but I can't really see the difference between wire snatch, rawhide snatch and devil bringer.
What changes between them?
Kek. Is that what unga looks like when high?
I'm of the house of Depressed shut-in's
This too.
Whats happening to her hand?
#Tremere all the way
I'd like to know this too. I've been trying it where I can but there seems to be no difference other than it does slight damage to enemies now.
It boosts the range i think.
Shit that's great.
Rawhide boosts the range of wire snatch, and I think it adds a landing attack when against enemies that pull you towards them. Devil bringer is identica to normal wire snatch, but can be used in the middle of almost any animation without interrupting it.
Rawhide makes wiresnatch deal damage iirc
According to s loading screen tooltip it changes when you DT but I haven't noticed any difference
>mashing buttons is a wrong way to play him
Yeah, this is wrong, cause I was at SSS pretty much all the time on DMD with him doing this. Literally stand in a corner and face the camera way from all enemies, mash and spam nightmare. Easy SSS.
Not quite the same pose, but I am still reminded.