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>2000 years later demons are still seething
What did Sparda do to them?

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That's what I want to find out in his game The Legend of Sparda, OP.

Said GG after beating all of them

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Give me the lewdest pictures of Vergil. Being "raped" by Nero's mother included.

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Post bulges.

Fucked up all of Hell and then later he had two ridiculously overpowered sons who stills ruins their plans effortlessly.

Do people jump > royal guard to transition from i-frames to block? Seems safer / easier but the timing still eludes me.
Speaking of RG timings I'm having a lot of trouble hitting the royale release. Is the timing a lot different to just blocking a hit?

I needed this.

Oh no...

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can anyone who can do a good V impression read the "imagine trish" shitpost

>playable vergil in bp
Would capcom add him in, in a week?

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What beef did he have with Sparda if he was actually Trish?

Reminder

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This is Dante's future wife, whether he wants it or not, say something nice about her !

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He didn't have any beef with Sparda. He didn't exist when Sparda was alive.

her tits are fucking horrible

Whos Yamato is more powerful?

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Can anyone point me in the direction of some songs that sound similar to this one? I'd greatly appreciate it.

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The demons that are powered by Trish and Lady seem to have some autonomous thought of their own for some reason. That said, Malphas literally tells Cavalier to 'seek out the Devil Sword Sparda' or something like that, so it might have just been him noticing Dante has it.

He'll take a demoness instead.

Forget about V.
I WANT THE CHICKEN BACK

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He wasn't seething over the Dark Knight, but the sword itself. Malphas told Cavaliere to find it earlier in the game.

Take off these pads, kid.

I'll give her a new family.

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She has a really cute face.

Shouldn't it be Yamato instead of Nero's arm? He didn't even have it, yet.

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That's more like the reason why Dante will want to stay in hell with Vergil forever.

Griffon had good banter.

V isn't as bad as people make him out to be. I like his character, the aesthetic he's going going on, his concept, in fact I like the entire IDEA of V. I like the idea of playing as him but that's about where V's positive traits from a gameplay perspective end, he's a good idea with poor execution. In a crazy combo-centric series where you have always had 1:1 control of your character you can't really do insane stuff, you don't have that responsiveness, you're separated from the action, it just takes a lot of players out of the game. On a first playthrough when you're mashing, V's appeal comes from being a cool laser light show with good music blaring. On repeat playthroughs in higher difficulties, it becomes all about struggling to keep V alive while maneuvering your pawns with any sort of competency at all and depending on which mission you're playing/how you handle this, it will either give him a sense of charm at this stage or it will make him nothing but a tedious slog to you. But either way you approach it, he is fundamentally different from every other playable character at his core and on some level it almost feels like he doesn't belong. Many have said it but I'll say it again, he feels like an experimental Dragon's Dogma class stuck in a DMC game.

Anyway posting this in case anyone hasn't seen it yet:
youtube.com/watch?v=pShVxLXdXO4

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Reminder to not take the vujo or vergautist bait

Yo das mad ghey

Think they're ever going to have a single playable character in future games, with the option to switch between "movesets"? As in, it's Nero but he has the option to switch between the RQ/BR/DB kit or something closer to Dante's with the sword/fist/E&I/gimmicky weapons?

He'd taste amazing in a stew.

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Her face model is a beaut.

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In the Prequel Light novel he said he wants to finish Urizen quickly to go and celebrate Pattys birthday, even if he is a day late.

You didn't get a reply last thread so here, I award your persistence and shit virgin taste

Snugs with brother and son is not gey

Am I the only person who hates Crimson Cloud? It's not original Subhuman levels of bad but it's easily my least favorite of the three themes and gives me a headache.

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Oh damn, she is pretty.

V>Vergil

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Here's your dumb wimp for tonight.

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they're just drawn horribly

I'd say separating the demon world and human world, so any demon except the lowest level ones can't get in, unless they waste time schmoozing up to some gullible human to let them in through a complicated ritual, would leave anyone quite salty.

Dante probably regrets not being able to give her a gift though, since he said that he still wanted to go in the novel. Being Dante is hard

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Without the edit.

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It's a single retard samefagging about V, and then people keep replying to the retard feeding him yous.

I like it but it's starting to grate on my nerves hearing it over and over and over. I've started playing my own music during battle so I don't end up completely losing joy when hearing the song.

Aesthetics wise I agree but their personality is the same.

I can't believe he's dead

>YFW SSS For the first time in dmc5

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And now Nero exists, and when he has kids even more children with Sparda's blood will be running around. Basically Sparda will eventually have thousands of human descendants, meanwhile Hell will continually be seething over him getting away with absolutely everything.

Chicken>V

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I hope Vergil's DLC will go into what happened to him in all those years.

And I hope there's Urizen, Griffon, Shadow and Nightmare fights. It would be an easy and very fitting reuse of assets.

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I love it. It sounds like the singer is casting a spell or chanting. Also has a really nice beat.

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V = Vergil

Howdy, featherface

She reminds me a bit of my friend's mom, in a good way.

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Dante's story segments were metal as fuck and I loved them. It was like playing inside the cover of a heavy metal album.
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The thing is, his gameplay on higher difficulties becomes boring really fast. >v missions isn't a meme. It's a huge letdown in comparison to "high lvl" Nero and Dante. It was fun on DH, but SoS+? No thanks.

>Am I the only person who hates Crimson Cloud?
You're never the only person in anything however I don't share your opinion. It's my favorite of the 3 themes however I'm more partial to that genre of music and female vocalists in general so that's why.

>SSS as V
>SAVIOR
>BLOODSTAINED
>HELLFIRE
>SHADOW

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When are we seriously going to get a prequel title where we control Sparda, see Hell's hierarchy and etc, how he fell in love with Eva, and the birth of Dante & Virgil? I've been waiting forever.

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Timing is the same as royal block. The jump is to extend iframes, yes. In previous games, you could also roll into a block, but not anymore. Jump block is most useful against vertical attacks, like overheads from angelos, and helm splitters from vergil, tho anyhting with a large hitbox will do, like any of cerberus' swipes, his fire mode headbutt charge, his elemental explosions, or vergil's judgement cut/end. I just S ranked DMD vergil with heavy abuse of jump guard. Made lots of blocks easier, and punishing his helmsplitter with a full just release twice in the match felt good.

I didn't think anything of Nero's new design but ever since one of you faggots posted that gif of him getting railed I can't stop thinking about how sexy he looks now.

>personality is the same

lol

>that gif of him getting railed
that what

His lips look so delicious

Can we actually read it right now?
I saw there were translated summaries on twitter, but that doesn't sound appealing to me.

Howdy!

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Are any of the other novels translated for that matter? I've seen summaries but none I know of in full.

It's the best out of the three.

What gif?

In the game he sure didn't mind being late, even if it meant years.

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Hopefully never. That's a surefire way to ruin the legend.

The gif that cursed my dick.

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He is?

On a side note, what DLC weapons is everyone hoping for?

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You only like V because of his cute pits.
Wait until Vergil gets his vest alt

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The way he died was sad. Fucking was trying to train a 16 year old girl by using a boat to get to an island. This 16 year old girl said he was her master trying to teach her the way of the sword. During their trip to the Island where he was going to train her the boat capsized and he drowned trying to save her and the swords in the boat.

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Based kyle hyde

I'm still disappointed no one has synced Money to the Dr. Faust scene.
youtu.be/Wtk02qIeHmI

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>Kyrie instantly recognizes Nero over a half broken phone just through his heavy breathing
They've been fucking like rabbits haven't they?

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The first two were translated, as well as the manga, but then Deadly Fortune and now this last one don't get the same love.

This guy isn't shitposting btw

DELET

Why did he gain muscle in between the farther away shot and the up close one?

>Be Dante
>Work as a devil hunter
>Trish and Lady, being your work partners, constantly leech off your jobs
>Act crazy to hide his day-to-day depression
>There was a time when you thought you killed Vergil, twice
>Only light up once you realize that you have a nephew
>Try to not make friends with normal humans because you believe that you don't belong there as you consider yourself a freak
>You try to act disinterested as a result but the truth is that you really do value the few friends that you have
Being Dante is suffering

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To add, she lived, which was great but his body showed up three days later.

Does anyone have a webm/anything else of Dante's ending to bloody palace?

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HOWDY

>Alastor
>DMC2 Rebellion without the gimped moveset
>Beowulf
>grenade launcher
>A&R and they talk during combos

Never, Nero is my DMC wife now.

There are lots of fans who want V to be his own character and acknowledge he's nothing like Vergil. I know you don't venture out of your echochamber, but don't worry they exist.

Surely I'm not the only one that realized they gave you the Faust hat in the cutscene right before the best mission to make money with it, right? Itsuno knew what he was doing circumventing the microtransaction retard tax

I mean, who else would be calling her?

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>Timing is the same as royal block
Interesting, that's surprising to me, since I have such a harder time hitting release compared to block, thanks.

What a badass ;_;7

Good taste but still DELET

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>Customizable devil trigger
When

You don't have to tell me, I already knew that.

>hate Subhuman upon its reveal
>warm up to it by the time I hit SSS for the first time
>YOU CANNOT KILL ME. I AM OMEGA
>grow to love it even more than DT
>start to actively look up more music like it
>I'm this fucking close to blasting death metal music in my workplace
Dammit Capcom, you turned me into what I always feared.

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Bring back Pandora

They're good church kids so they used the loophole poophole.

>he doesn't say his name when talking on the phone
How do you awnser it? Do you just expect people to know it's you without saying "Hey this is _____"?

and a cute ass

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He said the N-word

Nero gets away with it by using his hand.

The new vocals are better, that's why

>HAHA FUCK YEAH
i love that little chickenshit

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Unfortunately never. Itsuno is apparently dead set on having as little DMC2 in his DMC games as possible. I wish he would just make peace with it already so we can at least have Dante's DMC2 costume in the games.

It really was the vocals.

>people asking about the orphanage
>one of Kyrie's friends (she seems quite popular)
>people asking for Nero to help with a demon problem
>people talking about an order event/gathering
>automated voice message scams

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>"DANTE!! How have you been!? It's my 25's birthday! I've got a cake and pizza, and a couple of my friends are gonna be there too! You should come by! I haven't seen you in years!"
>"D-Dante? Hey, I've been calling you a lot... It's my 30's birthday. Time flies fast, eh? Ha-ha, nevermind. Anyway, I've been wondering if you want to visit me, since, you know, it'll be quiet here, only you and me, but you can bring your friends if you want! I'm sure you'll like it tho! Last time I've heard from you was... hm, 12 years ago? Damn, I hope you're doing okay, and... Yeah. Hope to see you soon!"

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This. Vergilautists are really insecure and defensive, they are actually trying to pretend it's a troll or something when it's just them getting triggered every fucking thread because someone likes V more than Vergil

Dante's kind of terrible at his job.

The call that saved Red Grave...

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>moshi-moshi?

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How do I deal with Proto Angelos on DMD as Nero? Fuckers just take 10 million hits

I have something better for you.
youtube.com/watch?v=7WCSM6AcN5o

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Griffon is better than V

This hurts me more than you think it does

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Thanks for continuing to prove my point.

I wanna kiss them.

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On the bright side, if he ever wants to retire from demon hunting, demolishing buildings would be an ideal new career.

Aw fuck.

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>We'll never see Vergil's attempting to avoid getting raped when he just wants to see why humans are worshipping his dad

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>people asking for Nero to help with a demon problem
Wouldn't they just call the van?

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>>>>>>>>"train"
Dude was clearly trying to score some underage pussy

Anyone have that webm of Eva breaking up Dante and Vergil's fight? I have a really bad habit of not saving the things I like

Is that Vergil?
I honestly can't tell without his slicked back hair

Thanks!

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Vergil sucks, V is the best boy. It's a shame they wasted the best character on a such a loser cuck like Vergil. Why bother bringing him back when V is superior in every way? If they are going to choose one over the other, they should just pick V. Even fangirls seem to like him better since they draw so much fanart of him and post about him all the time. I hardly the same amount of content for Vergil.

Capcom really dropped the ball with making V just a plot device for a one-note boomer like Vergil.

>implying a honorable swordsman like him would have time for sex

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The styles come from all the little tricks you could do in DMC2. So its influence is not entirely lost.

>I honestly can't tell without his slicked back hair
That's kind of the point. Also he's outlined in blue so there is your clue.

Who else would it be in this situation?

>he's not in a diner or anything like that
>he's eating it in the van while it's still on the tree
He needed to vent fast.

>BREAKING NEWS: Local bug ruins everything

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Chicken>V

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before the nightmare establishes that the dmc van was made because all of Nero's jobs were local and Kyrie would often reject any cash payment

I feel that Hell is a pretty comfy place to live in.

Load up on Buster arms.

He saved that Sunday for over a month user.
He really needed it

Fuck you guys, why is this whole thread filled with feels ? I didn't ask for these

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Is it true players who favor Gunslinger are more sexually virile?

>muh Vujos
>muh Vergil sucks
>please give me (You)s
Here's your only one from me. Go hire a prostitute if you want the attention your daddy never gave you. Nobody wants you here.

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The scenery for that bit was really nice, wish we had a tree level that took place there or something.

Post more

I need more tender shit. The memes are starting to dull. I need the wholesomeness bad. Thanks for this.

t. Beowulf

Welp.

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>Vergilautist/fujo so triggered it's brain broke and is now just copypasting my posts

But I'm sure someone will imply it's just one person but conveniently put the blame on "Vfujo" and not the autistic Vergilautist who compulsively stalks me every thread.

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Too bad you waste your time and energy making stuff like that instead of drawing fanart for your ugly boomer fave since he has so little. Vergil continues to have the worst fanbase.

I really wish tumblr would just stop coming to Yea Forums.

The only thing your posts are good for is cute fanart. But you should still kill yourself.

Are Dante's lips white with ice cream, or is it just the lighting?

So Nero and Kyrie's poorfaggotry is all her fault?

called it

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Bug May Cry when

Please take your meds.

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Can they tho?

I love Vergil! He's the greatest!

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I wish these types of attention whores would get Thanos snapped out of existence like my poor boah did.

How do the rankings for HoH work
if everything dies in one hit I imagine it's hard to work up style right
Do I just get my rankings card tainted by lots of piss poor ranks?

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Nah it's not lighting, I'm pretty sure it's the icecream.

>been playing DMC1 on PS2 going for S Ranks on a new file
>all the Nelo Angelo encounters are making me feel bad
I just want him to be happy, I'm glad he finally gets to bond with his brother.

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Griffon>V

DID SOMEONE SAY WHOLESOME?

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Nero really deserved a level to just fuck up various mooks on the tree while trying to calm down.

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Please continue to be obsessed with me and copypaste my posts like the pathetically insecure cuck you are. You're really helping your case.

Please fuck off back to tumblr you nutcase.

She is just too nice for this world, just like Dante, who has a habit of doing the same.

Says the person copypasting my posts from last thread because you're so autistcally angry over me not liking your boring fave. How long before you pretend I'm the on who derailed the thread again?

also didn't dante spent a while there and never said anything bad about it

Remember the two most important words...report and ignore. Take it from a veteran in dealing with this bull. You'll be doing everyone a favor, yourself included, if you report and ignore them. just don't accidentally report me pls im here to have fun and post v and see others have fun and post their characters

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>Dante picks up the perfect amulet
>realizes it's his brother
>immediately has a flashback to when they were fighting over chocolate cake on their birthday
It was supposed to be a tragic scene but I always thought it was funny. Enjoy it.

>tfw no one has drowned in that lake since he died
His spirit lives on, battling water yokai in an eternal duel to keep the peace

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Obsessed

>all the Nelo Angelo encounters are making me feel bad
My man. Glad I'm not the only one. DMC1 gave me too many feels after 3 and 5.

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Found it.

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Ranking doesn't matter in Heaven or Hell because of that reason. It's the only difficulty that doesn't have an achievement for S ranking all of its missions.

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Wait what's the difference between Wire Snatch and Devil Bringer?

It's so obvious you're new here, thinking that everyone that hates you is the same person just because they're Anonymous.

Nah, I was the real wholesome shit.

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Now I'm MOTIVATED

>he says as he saves more of my posts to horde

Fucking freak.

>Dante knew V was Vergil all along but pointedly ignores him while only acknowledging Urizen as his brother, because Dante only sees Vergil's demonic side
>Similar to how Vergil only sees Dante's human side
I was wondering why Urizen tells Dante "How dare you approach me in that form."

ugly boomer fave

>That gif
KEK

I need all the Dad Vergil and Nero fanart you can provide. Doesn't matter if it's kid Nero or Vergil catching up with him after 5.

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>Vergil's nightmares are from Mundus' times, but not from Hell times
Hell > Real world confirmed

Once more,
THE BASED CHICKEN IS MORE INTERESTING THAN V AND I HOPE HE RECEIVES THE VERY JUSTICE V FANS BELIEVE THE GOTH DESERVES, IN WHICH HE DOES NOT

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Delusional Vujo

I don't know why so many people hate the anime.
To me, it's the perfect depiction of how Dante would live his day to day life.

He is too kind and doesn't have the heart to ask for money from his jobs because the people who hire him are often victims to the demons he slays.
Which explains why he is soo poor.

I wanna make Lady smile!!!

He's seriously so gorgeous.

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Obsessed

They seem to be getting along well considering they can afford to buy a fixer upper car, and provide for 3 children, Nero, Nico, and Kyrie and still have leftovers. Not to mention their home has a pretty big garage

Shut up Mr. Chicken, don't be mad just because V forgot to feed you again.

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Wow you just did!

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Do you have that close up from the previous thread?

>"But if you do that, you can't come back!"
>"It's because you're here that we can go. We're leaving things on this side to you, capisce?"
>"Adios, Nero."

Why do they even pretend that they're stuck in the underworld? It's so fucking dumb. Dante has already come back from Hell once, and that was without Yamato, newly given the power to open up fucking portals between dimensions and space.

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4 thread derailers so far. But yep, keep blaming the "Vfujo".

I want to see Vergil try to play ball with Nero.

OKAY

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THE CHICKEN ISN'T FED BY V, HE FEEDS ON V

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Not much at all really. It's all of the other shit around them, that makes having both useful. For example
>you can snatch while charging Devil Breakers with the Bringer
>you can wire snatch while holding an enemy as a shield with the Bringer

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Anyone got a link to that moment on the panel?

It is a power fantasy for them. In reality they are firing blanks.

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The anime really pisses me off because there's so much good shit it brings up but never fully executes on them. Baul and Modeus deserved better.

Did NOBODY ELSE notice that Dante's coat is super short here?

>that was without Yamato
No it wasn't, he sneaked through a hole Balrog left after the latter used a tiny Yamato shard to open it.

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No wonder he's so skinny...YOU GREEDY FUCK!

I still like V and think he's a fun guy and all, but man, he is ugly as sin. Please don't get mad at me.

Artemis

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You're the vujo who keeps looking for attention and now you're crying about it?

For dramatic effect user, obviously. It's really only there to seperate Nero from Vergil and Dante for the next game. Besides, does Nero himself know that they can come back?

Nero is too cute in this. Vergil should be proud.

>he thinks we care enough about him to not participate in normal discussion outside of this

fucking kek, stay retarded vfujo

LET THE CHICKEN REIGN SUPREME
ALL HAIL FEATHERFACE

Heh heh heh. Guts and honor.

youtube.com/watch?v=PBRFIdw_oX8
The panel itself - youtu.be/DrSAydJm4SY?t=1177

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4k-kun has a lots of mods installed

My soul is filled with light once more.
Thanks noble Lady-user.

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Dante STACEYS
>Have played the franchise since the first game
>Have gotten S-Rank on all missions on DMD in DMC1, 3 and 4, with all characters, as well as beaten the Bloody Palace with all characters
>Have beaten DMC2 at least once just to see what it's like
>Are adult women, most likely in a real relationship
>Have shlicked to the young DMC3 Dante, the mature DMC1/2 Dante and the older DMC4/5 Dante, some have even shlicked to FemDante and ShotaDante a few times
>Enjoy playing all the characters, but enjoy playing as Dante the best as he has the most options and is the most fun character ever made in an action game
>Got top 8 with Dante once at a MvC3 tournament

V BECKYS
>DMC5 is their first game
>Used revival to get through the game
>Haven't even touched DMD
>Don't know what a Bloody Palace is
>Teenage girls, many of them too young to post on Yea Forums
>Don't shlick to V because Tumblr said he's too young and therefore it's morally wrong
>Enjoy playing as V the most because he's the easiest
>Unironically think V will ever appear in another game

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Why would I? You're allowed to have an opinion user.

*Fuckface

Yeah, someone needs to redpill me on this part of the scene. I get the part about Dante finally trusting Nero enough to defend everyone, but they're definitely not stuck there. I guess they won't be able to come back without reopening the portal and leaking a shitton of demons into the human world along with them.

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The requirement to get an S is significantly lower. I got like 1000 total style points at the end of some of them even after the multipliers but still got an S. I think it's basically impossible to NOT get an S in it.

Huh, good spot user. I knew something looked kinda different but couldn't place it. New costumes?

I'm ashamed this gave me a boner.

country roads take me home

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If Artemis does come back I want Lady to use it. They can make the excuse that she's able to use it because it's "compatible" with her.

I'm not sure which you're referring to. This was the last close up I save.

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HONORABURU/10

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Dan is such a fucking dumbass

This is beyond my abilities and yet I want to improve just to pull this sorta stuff off.

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Vergil, give your wife to me.

nigga go play....actually don't, Warframe

NO BULLI

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Chicken>V

>DMC5 is their first game
t-true, but i've already started 4
>teenage girls
im a 23 year old timber cruiser

I'M GONNA SAY THE D WORD

I just want to make it clear to the thread that's it's you retards every time derailing the threads and being autistic just because I prefer V over you ugly fave.

I'm sure they will conveniently develop amnesia though as usual.

Vergil looks like Phoenix Wright in that image

youtu.be/oqCrbgPxmM4

>The power of money rules all

They just wanted some time away, basically told Nero to hold the slack while they go on holidays

>trying to S rank SoS Mission 19 to get EX Vergil
He's FUCKING CHEATING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>timber cruiser
a what?

BASED

>Callback to this obscure line
>No callback to featherface
Makes me sad desu

Well maybe they meant they wouldn't be back so soon? They were still there a few weeks after the main event.

D-D-D-D-DEMONIC POWER

>WIN, DANTE, YOU NO LONGER HAVE A D* W* TO TAKE CARE OF

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I really don't get why everyone memes on this line, I thought it was cool and something that I'd say too

just combo him into a charged buster arm you goon it deals literally fucking 80% of his health

I started in the middle with 3 so I guess that makes me a Lady or Nero

Lol you are so easy to recognize. Get a life fujo.

delet

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Of course you would, you're a Yea Forumsirgin after all.

>deflecting
>muh salty vergilfags
Vergil? I don't have a Vergil. I just don't like you, that's all

This guy is still a bishonen in his 40s, how does he do that? He uses the same skincare routine as Lady's?

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I was very disappointed when the tracks in the snow didn't have a message written in moonrunes

I make up to 500 dollars a day examining and collecting data on trees in the woods to determine the value of that particular stand (the owned area of land) It's pretty comfy.

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>Dante
>buster arm

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I can see Dan in this image.

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Huh. The bump right below artemis' neck looks like an eyeless head.

Holy kek, based.

P A N D O R A
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>Mission 19
>Charged Buster Arm

You're thinking of Mission 20.

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You're not kidding, a DT buster arm breakage kills him from 60% before he has a chance to DT

>examining and collecting data on trees
Yeah, that sounds like a V fangirl alright

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>mission 19
>lol just buster him

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Based

Someone please post that Artemis pic by some drawfag. You know the one.

Wait a minute...

Is sparda jesus?

>it's all the Vfujos fault! Not these incredibly autistic retards who keep trying to derail the threads

I'm sure people will continue to ignore this every thread.

Is that how you get EX Vergil? Because I'm pretty sure I S ranked that and didn't get shit.

isn't that where Nero cuts Lady's out?

I know you're being a salty little shit but fuck it, I'll take that compliment regardless. Now flock off, retard. This is your last (you).

That's kinda kawaii

I can't believe this woman is getting bullied and enjoying it. I guess V fan girls are really subby hoes.

That's literally Lady's head trapped in a demon skin suit

Cute dimples

He's a bug first.

Needs more misaligned cuts.

You can laugh all you want but after 3 hours of work I've typically made at least 150 dollars, which means I get paid 50 dollars an hour to measure and examine trees, go on a hike, and spend time in nature. It hardly feels like a job. What is your job like?

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>Are adult women, most likely in a real relationship
I wish. But seriously, I got into DMC1 vry recently and I'll start DMC3 soon, what does that make me?

I finished both credits on SoS to get his costume

So Dante spent a month napping on the side of a road. His pants must be full of piss and shit at this point

I mean you're not wrong but please could you explain what's so wrong about that line?

alt theme
youtube.com/watch?v=N0805JyWZ6E

Why not?
He even has a cult who build castles and cathedrals in his name to worship him, and even brought the world salvation, no?

Wait, what? I'm not even a part of the discussion, but that reference made me chuckle a bit. You fags are autistic.

Tumblr faggots really get triggered fast huh.

>sex
Absolutely disgusting.

>Sparda spanks the demons so bad that they're still seething 2000 years later
>Now Dante and Vergil trapped themselves in hell so they have nothing to do but spank demons and spar

He's a demon, he probably doesn't need to use the bathroom if he didn't eat or drink all this time either.

Shit like this gets posted, but it's ALL VFUJOS FAULT. Like you fucking autist boomers don't love started and perpetuating drama even when V isn't mentioned.

Bug Jesus confirmed

Oh shit righto, my apologies dude I hadn't seen vfujo's post so I assumed it was him just being pissy, thanks then

In all seriousness though, they can't just bring back every characters every games. I mean people are already asking for 3 more DLC characters despite the game having 3 already. And if they create a new character again in the next game, you know people will still be asking for playable Vergil/V/Trish/Lady or whoever else is missing

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Calm your autism fujo.

>Vergil's ideal wife is probably female version of dante

Maybe Qliphoth took care of that too...

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I-Is that your fetish?

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But female version of Dante is Lady.

That just further proves my point that these threads love to respond and perpetuate derailing, but somehow Vfujo is the only one who gets blamed.

Exhibit A.

So Bayo?

>It's my 25's birthday! I've got a cake
>25
>cake
Don't know nihongo are afraid of women with experience

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So, you had to S rank Nero's fight, too?

Make sure to go back to 3, it's great.

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You can pretty much guarantee there's a Lady/Trish DLC coming out.

Vfujo quit samefagging, we all know it's you. Now take your meds and go to sleep.

This is fucking gay but sweet at the same time.

user always delivers.

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red and blue is a pretty common church color

It's like Oedipus but with siblings.

That sounds... I don't know what to think about that

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Vergil is disgusted with his brother though user. Hate fucking is not love.

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>when you realize your autism is feeling motivated

Why does Sparda look like a bug anyway
Why there's no clone of him yet

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Isn't this the attention you wanted? You were asking for it in the previous thread?

You can put hats on the familiar cores. This makes me weirdly happy for some reason

I wasn't making fun of your job, I was making fun of the coincidence. You know, examining trees. DMC5's plot involves a giant tree.

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So you responded to "Vfujo" with a shitpost so you could later claim it was they who were derailing threads even though the person you thought was "Vfujo" wasn't even them.

Get your shit together DMC threads.

That would explain why Nero has some of Dante's personality.

>just turned 18
>wanted to bang

Dante is not good with ladies

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I A-ranked Dante's and S-Rank Nero's & was successful on both parts of the credits

You're the one who started copypasting my posts from last thread and continue to shitpost, but yes keep blaming me for your autism and thread derailing.

I plan on playing them all, even 2.

I'm sorry user. The angry attention whores in these threads got on my nerves so I lost my temper at you a little and misread your intentions.

I cropped out her nipple holes

Hey I already explained my mistake, no need to push it

Which of these is the pillow princess and which one is the power bottom?

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>be Lady
>see this
>nope.jpg

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>Vergil: Pst Dante, I found Dad's crib in hell. Its rad as fuck.
The real reason Dante wanted to go so badly.

Stop being mad that your ugly boomer is less popular than V

You bastard

I'm really not, behold. Now for the third time, take your fucking meds, there isn't some conspiracy to stalk you or jack shit, you're just retarded and we want you to leave.

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I'm just making a point. If 10 fucking people are shitposting and trying to derail a thread, it's probably not the one person that you like to use as a scapegoat for why these threads get derailed.

What would Sparda's crib look like?

Delusional

it's on rule34, the only other site I could find it on

Can La Camioneta defeat Urizen Despues de la Fruta?

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Based Majestic Chicken>V

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see
I already explained I'm not a Vergilfag, you just piss me off. You're going round and round in circles with meaningless "y-you're just mad vergilfag" so you can perpetuate your own delusional faggotry. Stop. Get some fucking help.

I don't have to leave just because I don't like a character. You should probably stop blaming me for derailing threads when at least several of you at a time shit your points at anything I post and then blame it all on me.

So you have to beat both credits sequences? Fuck. I can never kill more demons than Vergil.

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>clone
Keep that up and Itsuno will pull a plot twist with Nero and I don't want that.

Don't listen to the autist. Dante is cool.

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@455824164
Fuck off, stuff like this happens, apologies from user are accepted, and I don't give a fuck about your hysteria.

>some have even shlicked to FemDante and ShotaDante a few times
I would never admit it without being anonymous, but I did

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Alright fair is fair, you do have me there, but I don't think you can argue with the fact that the Vfujo going "copypasta conspiracy!!!!!!!!!" every time the cooldown finishes is fucking annoying as all hell and just depressing to read, right?

>the drones that nero can shoot into grim grips in that fight are artemis' big tiddies
>mfw "Hey, don't you need those?"
nero u cheeky cunt

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>now the fujo is acting like it wasn't going to start the same shitposting as the previous thread
Who did the V>Vergil post again fujo?

That's not even the same person. You retards are a fucking mess.

Ignore. And. Report.

Probably infested with Succubus like Nevan by now.

Where the fuck are the mods?

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I want this as dlc...

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If anyone's going to have a clone plot twist I expect it to be for Dante, not Nero.

cut the connection between the human and demon worlds? Seems pretty obvious

>Human blood is the source of demon power
>no more human blood for you
>REEE SPARDAAAA

There is someone copypasting my posts, I never said it was one person. That's my point. You blame one person, but it's numerous other people shitting up the thread.

I'm not allowed to like V over Vergil?

Do you fags want to go to /vg/? Cut off this shit, for the sake of these threads.

>when Dante SPARKS IT UP in DMC3, Artemis looks like an angel poledancing Dante's arm

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Cute : )

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>i-it's only because i like v!
>how dare multiple people call me out on being a delusional fuckwit!

Fuck off

Do you often shit yourself when you're sleeping? The month isn't literal they are in a dilation situation, idiot.

COCK AND BALL TORTURE

sleeping as usual. you're in the for the long haul, vfag, if you think they'll save us.

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>"I should make a DMC folder for all these fanarts"
>Mostly became a Lady folder
Oh well

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Thanks user, I appreciate it

What about doppelganger?

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Is Lady a Boomer?

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Is time actually slowed down inside the tree? I just figured he didn't need to because lol demon biology.

I don't care if 50 of you shit your pants because I like V more than Vergil, but don't claim it's shitposting or my fault that the threads get "derailed" because you don't like my opinion.

Such is the natural order of things

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It's when her sister joined them for a threesome.

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It's literally just the fact that there a motion involved. It fucks me up too. The jump release helps a ton. Practice against Vergil and Cerberus. When cerb finishes throwing his head back, jump and guard. Ez pz. Same timing for release.

>Vergil goes back to Fortuna to find Nero's mom
>literally every woman there says they're the mother to get that hot Sparda son dick

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True true, thanks, I think I needed some rationality to snap myself out of arguing with that faggot.

Nero is literally just Tom Brady
alternatively that guy from Supernatural

Are you going to explain why you keep putting the blame on one person when it's clearly several people?

You are allowed, obviously.
But apparently, whenever someone tosses fpak your way, you go: "uggh, it's all because your boomer character is ugly and you hate V!", as if it's the only reason anyone flames you

What’s the connection between the gun and the demon

You shitposted at me and then shitposted at another user because you thought it was me and I'm the faggot? These threads in a nutshell.

If that were the case I would already have a bf so I guess not.

Time...is a flat circle.

>I'm not allowed to like V over Vergil?
Read retard. You can like whoever you want but stop trying to start shit with vergilfags. Every single post of yours mentioned Vergilautist or V is better than vergil and you kept replying to anyone who mentioned vergil in their posts.

Don't, they're pretending like they didn't keep posting over and over again to bait replies. All the vergil comparisons were them.

>tfw she's one of the daughters of sparda
>she can sense her onii-chan just like Dante
Itsuno. Do not.

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So we're fucked?

Can you shut the fuck up already?

>Vergil gives up, goes home and tells Nero that he's adopted


Oh wait

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>Why there's no clone of him yet
The Proto Angelos were attempts to create demons based on his and Dante's fighting styles and power. The problem is that artificial demons can't be made at a level of power anywhere near them.

Vergil tells them he's banging none of them because they're all clearly used goods.

>he's adopted
By Dante?

Because you're the one who started it autismo and now you're crying?

not even ten minutes ago there was actual cp on Yea Forums so yes we are fucked in every sense of the word

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Thanks for the backup then user, I thought as much. Let's just ignore and block, like that other user said, because as you yourself said, it's clearly just bait to derail the thread with V vs Vergil shit and anyone who gets pissed at it gets dragged as being supposedly one side or the other.

To bring things back on topic, what are your favourite DMC moments, anons?

>a virgin for vergil
Sounds legit.

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Plot twist:
>Dante is the mother

Wait a minute

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>Artemis took Lady's assets and hyper-exaggerated them
>8 demon tiddies
W-What's the puss look like bros?

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There are several people who mention "Vfujo" and try to start shit every thread and do autistic shit like copy pasting my posts and responding to me every thread, but put you're putting the blame on me. Doesn't seem biased at all.

Reminder if you like Dante, Nero, or Vergil, you are a cool person with good to great taste and I hope you have fun playing the game.

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The power of Doppelganger.

Underrated

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How the fuck. Who even browses Yea Forums anymore?

Appreciated

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10 people every thread sperging about "Vfujo" and shitposting at me and you're silent but I post one thing and it's all my fault. My fucking sides.

I hate to break it to you, but that's not how math works and posting V>Vergil is harmless unless you're an autistic cuck that you have to derail every thread and get triggered by it. This is all you my autistic anons.

Extremely bored people, people under 14, or newfags

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>Yea Forums

fucking hell Sparda
that was Donte tier assholeishness

>Trying to beat DMD Vergil on mission 19.

Holy fuck this is annoying. Can't even get to the last phase of the fight because the one before it is fucking me up so hard. Doesn't help that it feels like this phases Judgement cuts are going through my Royal Guard blocks since I've been able to block a lot of his other ones but then suddenly comes a point where I KNOW I'm pressing block but I get damaged anyway despite having DT.

you don't have to try and counterattack the samefagging autist, you know. though your compliments are appreciated.

Based and level headed user

>To bring things back on topic, what are your favourite DMC moments, anons?
Mundus in 1, tho I appreciate the final boss fight with nero angelo more years later
Attack Zombie Helicopter in 2
3 - The scene with Dante-Vergil-Lady and Arkham in the round room, FOOLISHNESS too
A cutscene before Agnus and Dante's fight in 4
The ending of 5, from ch 19 and onward

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i do it sometimes when I don't have anything to do

Posting V>vergil isn't you shitposting ?

Let me get this straight. You actually think people aren't allowed to compare V and Vergil and prefer V over Vergil? You actually think it's some fucking crazy conspiracy to derail the threads when it's really just you and your ilk getting butthurt over a different opinion. This is some crazy fucking autism going on. These threads must be filled with tumblr because this is the first time I've ever seen someone get so butthurt about their husbando not being liked they tried to claim it was trolling and actually believed it.

There is nothing shitpost about comparing V and Vergil. Go back to your safespace you fucking cuck.

>tfw /pol/ is Yea Forums now
We live in a strange time

La batalla finale el donte y vergin

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>in 3 there was a tower
>in 5 there is a megabig tree that goes to space
>vergil stands on the top of both
Why does he like being so tall?

Why would that be shitposting? Because I like another character better than another one? I don't fucking like Vergil and prefer V. Get the fuck over it you tumblrwhale. I didn't ask your autistic asses to get triggered and respond to me, but if you vomit your butthurt all over my posts don't get upset when I respond to you and then try and claim it's my fault you shit your pants every thread.

>video ends just as he looks up and notices the camera
there's no way the recorder got away in time, rip

Samefag

At this point I'm thinking that Nerofags are the only sane people in these threads.

>too good to be canon

They’re all towers of POWER

What about Ladyfags?

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Yay!
The resident Dantefags seem chill too but I dunno where they all went.

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Samefagging would be me trying to pretend I'm a different person, not that a tumlblr shitter like you would know that.

V vs Vergil arguments are nonsense anyway

>GRIFFON>V
Thus by default, since V=Vergil
>GRIFFON>VERGIL ALSO
End of argument. The chicken wins

They can be a bit cuh-ray-zee with pictures sometimes, but in comparison? Kakkoii and redorbed.

Nerofags, Boomer Danteposters, the one single Ladyfag, and the timber cruising Vfag.

It's the autism that follows you retarded fujo. Trying to pit fanbases against each other is retarded and you should stop doing that.

Don't try to start 'faction wars' here, it's the same 2 autists who have been arguing threat after thread, just search vfujo on the archives. It's obvious they're both newfags since they don't know that the times of their posts give away who is replying, they're like bots

Dauntie!

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>uses summoned swords to defeat ancient american gods and spirits
>the native americans know better than to anger the sword saint by supporting their water spirits
Should we offer more swords? A suit of armor?

We know it's you retarded fujo, fuck off.

Charge up Sin DT and use the shooting move and the full screen clear before it runs out

Howdy lil chickee

>tfw called sane
Thanks, that's the first time someone's called me sane since I was 13.

Dantefags are constantly reeing about not being able to play Dante 100% of the time.

>faction wars based on character
Retards
It's supposed to be us GameplayCHADs shitting on virgin lorefags

IMPORTANT NEWS: My brother has just informed me that if you search "deadweight" and scroll far enough you find pictures of Nero. He's celebrating by blasting Subhuman, please save me. We did it, Reddit!

You have good taste user, mine are pretty much the same. Personally any moment in 1 where Dante goes full serious autist are kino for me, plus the "You're right, I'm his son." cutscene. I love autistic 1Dante. For 2 it's probably either yeah the Infested Chopper showdown for the memes, or any time Arius is onscreen what a lovable dumbcunt. For 3, the ending, no doubt, but pretty much any time Dante, Vergil, Jester or Lady are onscreen is great to me. 4 is the Shakespeare bit or when Nero roasts the shit outta Sanctus before killing him and saving Kyrie. I'm all for the serious, mushy stuff in this series.

I only got this

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I think it might just be the same one singular autist with multiple devices. The typing style is identical.

>Tfw you will never have the cool aunt Dante who sneaks you alcohol and teaches you to play cards at gatherings

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Umu~

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griffon is shit

Daily reminder that women ruin everything, even DMC threads.

Post more V eating please

They aren't wrong, Nero and V's entire movesets could just be part of Dante's weapons/styles

>tfw Dantefag
I’ll take that as a complement since we’re absolutely cuh-razy

I only have what other people have posted, sorry about that.

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was expecting to do the same but I mostly ended up saving stuff like this, that and cool art of my boy Nero

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DELET REEEE

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Please don't lump sane women with those retarded fujos.

That's not a bad thing.

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Can't imagine Dante using summons except as a particularly odd invocation of Doppelganger.

Did they patch the orbs trick?

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Stop posting western """art"""

>single Ladyfag
There's at least two of us, I also love Lady. Particularly like how she is in the anime, tsundere tomboys get my heart hard. Either that or it's the FOXDIE kicking in

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>tfw i finished SoS
what else anons?
i feel like I'm done
i don't wanna be done yet

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Flock off

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Is DMC5 considered to be western art?

If you don't like it, you don't have to participate.

I'm not going to stop posting my opinion just because autistic tumblr-tier shitters can't cope with it.

You can go scream at Vergilautists since they are the ones who get triggered and spam the threads with their cuckery every time.

>it's only two people

The delusion. Me posting how shit Vergil is will never be against the rules, get over it.

Nero gum taunt is cute.

play DMD?

youtube.com/watch?v=PYfUvW_3C3U

Bloody palace in a week. Play with photo mode until then.

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I never said it wasn't me, you dumb ugly cuck.

It's alright, V eating is just super wholesome to me for some reason

>"To see a world in a grain of sand, and a heaven in a wi-"
>"BAAAAARBECUE TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!!!"

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Speaking of, it ain't gay to just particularly like art of a character and save it cause shit looks cool, right anons?

>against the rules
See, you are a newfag

This thread does not spark joy.

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You're the one spamming threads with paragraphs of buzzwords and replying to everyone. Everyone who was in that thread saw how retarded you were being.

everybody noticed that V carries the cane like vergil's yamato? god I'm slow

It's nice to see Auschwitz victims get their nutrients.

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Will mods ever fix Trish?

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>Shadow stealing spaghetti
Kitty really is the best.

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Report and ignore, retards.

For knowing the rules? This isn't your safespace where you're only allowed to say positive things about every character.

Is there alot of people in DMD Mission 13 online?

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source?

Kitty is cute. Kitty should eat the bird.

I wish you could stay covered in blood longer, it looks super cool. It goes away too fast, like in one of the first cutscenes of the game where Nero gets BTFO and drenched in blood, but then 2 seconds later in the same cutsene he's fresh and clean.
As long as it's not gay porn it's not gay bro, don't think too hard about it.

DMD, Heaven or Hell, chase S-ranks, practise for Bloody Palace. Just play and enjoy buddy.

Sorry for having been part of it user, I think I kinda just needed to get my anger out. Not to blogpost but I had a really great day that was totally marred by one shit thing involving my ex, so the fact that it soured my whole day ate away at my ability to not get pissed off at flagrant bait

Move faggots

did you also notice that V's cane head looks like DT Vergils horns, I realized that today while looking at his model.

Posting about how Vergil is shit isn't against the rules. It's not my fault if you get triggered enough to shitpost because of it.

I can reply to whoever I want.

>report them for having a different opinion

>>>/tumblr/

Thanks user, appreciated.

Thanks for admitting you are a piece of shit loser who has to shitpost at a couple of people then run and blame one person for it just for having a different opinion.

>bait

Having a different opinion isn't bait. This isn't tumblr.

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>tumblr calling other people tumblr
Spamming is against the rules vujo.

You should have banned a long time ago then.

Dante is too pure to shlick to.
He needs to be appreciated like a faberge egg, or a fine piece of art.

Tree Vfag how did you get your job

>Tfw when Dantefag, Vergilfag, Vfag and Nerofag all at the same time (but in exact order of mention)

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>tree Vfag
Oh god... a person came to my college and spoke about the job, handed out applications, i applied, and that was that.

Nice. Do you like the girls too or just the guys?

Thanks user, no need to be sorry, it wasn't remotely your fault, but nonetheless I appreciate it.

I hope tomorrow is a better day for all of us. Take care, user.

> Subhuman
> bad

imagine being this much of a sheep mob mentality

So many buzzwords, you should stop trying so hard to fit in newfag.

I'm only sexuallly attracted to Sparda boys only, user but the girls are okay

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You all need to go back to fucking tumblr. Unironically. This isn't your blog or your safespace.

How would rate this tree?

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What would be the value of Redgrave City 1 month after the Qlippoth first appeared ?

cute little belly button!

>tfw no wacky wahoo pizza imouto

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