Who would win if they versed?

Haloid would just happen.

Full power with every beam from every game.

A full powered Samus would wipe the floor with MC. A Samus with no upgrades would probably be evenly matched. Thats really just the nature of comparing a game with progression and a pure FPS.

>op never saw haloid

shameful!

Samus, no question

>Much greater mobility, can essentially fly
>Ice beam freezes enemies instantly
>Plasma beam penetrates solid objects
>Speed boost murders everything in its path
>Screw attack instantly explodes any enemy it touches

Halo is just more grounded than Metroid

Samus
>Integrated plasma cannon
>Can roll as ball
>Can make giant explosions from suit
>Can jump very high
>Plasma whip for melee or grabbing onto something
>Super speed
>Breathes underwater
>Shoots ice projectiles that immediately freezes you stuck
>Atferwards she disintegrates your ice block form
>Can see treasures through walls
>Shoots missiles through walls
Master Chief
>Picks up weapons
>drives car
>shoots rifle
>has a little knife
>some grenades

not even fair

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Samus sweeps then, fully upgraded she's absurd

Samus is stronger then. Yes!

>literally knows absolutely fuck all about samus

No she’s about equally trained and her suit of armor is much more futuristic. If she just used her smash out on him for like 2 minutes, he’d be done for. His bullets would just bounce off of her suit, grenades and the lie probably wouldn’t cause much of a problem for her. Halo tech isn’t that much better than what we have now. It’s aynmore in the realm of reality than her shit

Master Chief.

He is 8"0, super human, armor weighs 450kg and has withstood falls from space. I mean is this even an argument?

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>when its one of the first examples of politics injecting itself into video games

Revisionist history. No reputable source exists saying Samus was made female for political reasons.

>defending a fictional girl to protect her honor
cringe

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Well when you get down to it Chief is pretty much outclassed in nearly every category except maybe durability. Also take into account that one of the things that lets him survive so much shit is his insane luck, which doesn't factor into a 1v1 fight. There's nothing realistically stopping Samus from spamming powerbombs or blitzing him.

If Master Chief has access to covenant weaponry he might have a shot.

I never really grasped just how much of a manlet Chief makes everyone else looks. god he's gigantic. to think there was an Elite who was the former Arbitor during the Halo Wars timeline who was 9 feet tall. him and chief clashing would've been amazing.

>spamming powerbombs or blitzing him

did you not read the part where he's fallen from space and survived.

> some random soldier boy
> vs.
> Human-Chozo-Metroid hybrid that's been trained by an Ancient Race of extremely technologically advanced bird-people (Chozo) and has defeated entire armies of Space Pirates and god-tier forces (Phazon Seeds), exterminated multiple species including a literal bioweapon species, is capable of fighting off any parasitic force thanks to her Metroid DNA and has access to energy weapons that cannot be used by any other living organism, has the ability to absorb the attributes of other organisms and utilize their abilities as her own.
lol

Hey man, just speaking truth. Chief ain’t special. Samus is him on crack.
Doubt it. Needler maybe, or some of the big power weapons, or a energy sword, but otherwise she straight up has him beat on paper.

Also can’t Samus stop time with Samus Returns Aeion?

>except maybe durability.
A fully powered Samus has a ton of energy tanks and rechrage tanks that it doesn't even matter.

Samus isn’t some random Bimbo, she’s a 7 foot tall Amazon with Bird And Space Jellyfish DNa

It is assumed that after the events leading up to Fusion Samus lost her abilities from the former games, as such her arsenal can be comprised of any weaponry from Fusion as well as items that have made multiple appearances in the series (since that likely means the Chozo has more of that item across the galaxy) but since the only source of the Aeion Weapons was SR-388 which was destroyed in Fusion it would appear that Samus wouldn't have access to those abilities, doesn't really matter though because her Metroid DNA effectively makes her a walking bioweapon.

Samus, she's literally 40k primarch tier

A charged plasma pistol shot is absolutely in line with space pirate blaster shots that have caused damage to Samus.

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Haloid by Monty Oum already showed what would happen

do you have literally anything to back that up whatsoever other than
>"lmao dude they the same coloooorrr XDDD"

So basically noob-combo her and fuck her up.

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Nice chip damage you got there how does that fair with a Charged Spazer-Wave-Ice Beam combo?

>who would win
>one soldier guy who gets shit done through luck and willpower
>or
>one Ancient God/Human hybrid who has trained all her life to overcome any obstacle both with and without her literal plot armour
Tough choice, OP.

I'd be done in about 2 minutes if Samus smashed out on me, desu.

Good point, just charge up the plasma pistol and shoot samus. That'll disable her.

How much would a beam rifle hurt Samus?

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>one Ancient God/Human hybrid
>without her literal plot armour

What did user mean by this?

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I can see it dealing like around 50 points of damage out of an etank

This. Prime clearly shows that she's vulnerable to EMP blasts

this

I'm guessing he means when Samus got put at her weakest by the start of Fusion

If Samus has the space boots and the speed booster then she won't even be in the same zip code by the time Chief fires this off

>Samus fires a single charge shot at Mister Chef, followed immediately by a single super missile
>Shields go down and Mister Chef explodes into millions of tiny pieces a fraction of a second later
Noob combo worked with a plasma pistol and a single, regular bullet, Chef is fucked

Presumably some of the shit that happens in the Prime and Other M cutscenes, it's been too long since I last played any of those four games but there's probably something, maybe the Ridley attack in Other M.

>noob combo through 20 health tanks
lol

see
If anything this just means Samus fucks him in 2 seconds with a single charge shot followed by literally anything else she has

Look at her space pirate fight here. youtu.be/PX7Rym_zK1A?t=180

Also it's not like anyone can back up claims to the contrary.

and yet ordinary bullets can kill him

>caring whether a character has a hole between their legs or not when comparing powers and abilities

No user, YOU are the cringe

> Space Boots
What, you mean the Hi-Jump Boots or do you mean the Space Jump, I'm going with the latter in which case yeah Samus has the mobility advantage over Master Chief to say the least, the Speed Booster though isn't as effective in a direct combat situation, I genuinely can't think of a battle in the Metroid Games where the Speed Booster is utilized, most of them don't even have enough space for it to work.

bugs can kill Samus

technically in lore it actually takes a shit ton to break his shield and even then the armor is ridiculously strong.

Falling from space doesn't explode you on-contact

Also he dies to a single, regular bullet to the head

Suddenly I want Super Metroid style speed booster boss fight at speed.

Samus.
The only advantage the Mjolnir offers is the raw shield strength, the recharging of those shields, and a moderate raw physical power output advantage.

Samus is faster and more agile, has far, far better weaponry, armor that, while not as well protected, is more durable, especially given how weak most of the Chief's arsenal is, and has better experience for this kind of 1-on-1 deathmatch, as most of the Chief's experience is in working with a team, and/or fighting large numbers of enemies, not in fighting powerful single enemies like Samus is.

Even allowing the Chief to use the more conditional abilities at his disposal doesn't put him on Samus' baseline, let alone if we give Samus those same conditional abilities too.

Out of armor, I'd give the edge to the Chief, since Samus suffers a lot from the loss of protection and the reduction in her arsenal, while the Chief's skillset applies better to just being a dude with a gun.

samus with luminoth tech or PED phazon absorbing suit would ass blast anything in halo

A single charge shot from a plasma pistol drops his shields, I'd assume a charge shot from any one of Samus's beams is more than enough to do the same if we're arguing that she'd take damage from a plasma pistol as well

That doesn't show how comparatively strong energy weapons from Halo are to Metroid. Keep in mind that Pirates aren't just regular grunts, they're super fucking smart and have stolen tech to boot.

Spiky bugs from space Australia, and only if she intentionally runs into them about 100 times in a row, if she starts at full health.

>muh canon
are we on Yea Forums?

Samus was female because Metroid was heavily inspired by Alien, and it was an homage to Ripley being the main character of those films.
That's literally it. That's why metroid is a girl. It's the exact same reason Ridley is a crazy bug dragon with a bladed tail.

Samus is on another level
I love Chief but this isn't really a fair fight
Some of the weaponry she's gotten is retarded.
>arm canon can fire black holes
The fuck do you do against something like that?

How do Chief's shield recharge work anyway

Halo beats Metroid, also
>using versed like a verb form of versus

Ok then show me how comparatively strong they are. I posted a picture showing how similar they look, you have better evidence? Or do you have none and are assuming the power levels?

Samus has magic alien bird DNA though, she's definitely on-par with MC out of their suits. She can jump and somersalt 20+ feet in the air unassisted, survive falls from massive heights without injury, that requires an enormous amount of physical strength.

You're the one assuming shit because "lol they look the same". Burden of proof, motherfucker. You show me that they're comparative in strength and I'll gladly talk about it.

That's because the Plasma Pistol has some kind of EMP effect, it's why it drains the power of vehicles if it hits. It's not raw power, it's a work-around.
I don't think that matters much, Samus still wins, the charge shot can probably overpower the shield outright, and nothing we've seen indicates that the Mjolnir is particularly well-suited to handle freezing attacks, especially given that it has a liquid layer, but it's a side point.

It would probably be more fair to put Samus up against Kirby, the pair of them are borderline Godspawn in terms of power.

Chief wins because he has actual IC plot armour.

can master chief fall in lava and survive

>tfw used to think MC was a girl because you'd often hear Cortana's voice coming out of him and think his actual voice was HQ or something else
I was a dumb teen, though the idea of Samus and a hypothetical Mistress Chief duking it out without suits sounds appealing

for people arguing that plasma pistol would hurt samus

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she no sells a blast from ridley without any suit upgrades which split a small foothill

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plasma pistol aint got shit, also, she tanks getting stomped on by kraid

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The wave beam from Prime 1 would easily drop his shields and lock up his suit for a few seconds

>each hit only does about 10 damage
>she already has at least 500 health
>she gets about 1500 health if she gets all health tanks
Guess Chief just has to hit her 150 times while being able to survive far less hits.

>Augmented human kidnapped in infancy and indoctrinated by UNSC. He's wearing a suit of Mjolnir armor that weighs a ton, yet can't prevent one-hit kills. He needs the backing of the military to move around space, and that military is way behind the tech that the Galaxy-spanning Federation in the Metroid series uses. He always needs help to get the job done, be it Marines or a companion like his team in Halo 5 or the Arbiter and friends in Halo 3.
>vs
>Human infused with Chozo DNA. Chozo were so advanced that even after death they still exist in multiple planes of existence. Her Chozo armor alters the very state of gravity and is therefore weightless. It can adapt to any technology and instantly upgrade itself to meet requirements of current surroundings. Her arm cannon can fire infinite energy shots (and charged shots) of various types including a cryogenic ray weapon that freezes things solid instantly. Other weapons include missiles, super missiles, can drop unlimited bombs as well as power bombs, can run so fast she breaks through solid rock, can collapse into a ball the size of a beachball. Is capable of moving around in water or molten lava at the same rapid pace as she can through the air thanks to the gravity altering effect her suit has. She can jump in the air indefinitely as well when executing a screw attack which basically turns her into a flying sawblade-like energy weapon. If she somehow gets damaged enough that she is in danger, she can use a Crystal Flash to burn some ammo and completely refill her own power supply back to full. She has eradicated planetary scale weapons systems single handedly on multiple occasions. Unlike MC, she has her own Gunship as transportation and does not need a government military to back her up.

Seriously, it's like putting a kitten in a tank with a shark. I think a better match for MC would be one of the augmented space pirates from later in the Metroid Prime series.

Halo is a pretty cool guy. Metroid is a bitch, the result of forced diversity.

The choice is obvious.

He's dead in two

>Prime wave beam drops shields
>Hit him with anything in the head
>ded

Master Chief vs. Beserker Lord seems fair

>Kirby vs-
Kirby wins by default by virtue of having literally killed countless Lovecraftian-esque elder gods.

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continuation, she has a lightning beam that does the equivalent of 478 tons of tnt worth of energy in 1 second, and a rifle that fires at the speed of light

(volt driver/the imperialist) reddit.com/r/respectthreads/comments/5ksah5/respect_composite_samus/

His Armor protects him from plasma, energy and fire, and hes agile as fuck too.

Even then average spartan II, III and IIII could beat samus. Spartans wipe out entire fleets and they rarely ever die. Honestly there's no point in arguing here, I think we all know who the real victor is.

That's just it, I've provided proof. I can show that they look similar. Energy blasts like that are very likely to have similar properties, it's not like the science changes. Yes that's all my argument is, but it's infinitely more than you have.

If you're gonna pull burden of proof, don't do it empty handed to the guy who is already putting up supporting documents.

My only point is that covenant weaponry would damage her.

Thing is that both possess absorption abilities, the question is just how much punishment Kirby can take and also how much of Kirby's gimmicky arsenal are you willing to give him. Hypernova is an auto-win but if you're going for a more balanced approach like the Ultra Abilities and Robobot Armour then you could have an interesting fight on your hands.

This based user just posted comparative proof, there you go

>one Ancient God/Human hybrid who has trained all her life to overcome any obstacle both with and without her literal plot armour

You're like that person who said nuclear whenever people were playing rock, paper ,scissors.

Marathonman

Sure, various fauna without without high energy attacks can damage her too. But without extremely powerful weapons, the damage is negligible.

Not my fault OP decided to pit a gun against a supernova.

In lore Kat dies from one bullet to the head.

Alien magic bird dna and magic genetic modifications can be loosely assumed to have a comparable effect, unless someone posts a spreadsheet of the exact differences between the two processes. I'm assuming this to be the case.
It's just a simple breakdown of the equipment and training still available to them, in which case I think the Chief wins because he looses less in the transition.
Samus literally looses all of the equipment she's most familiar with and has the equivalent of a sidearm (A very powerful and versatile one, but still, not something intended to be a mainline weapon)left, while the Chief still gets to use all but the heaviest stuff like the miniguns and Spartan laser, maybe some Brute weapons if we were even considering his access to xeno weapons in the first place, and he probably can't grenade jump anymore.
Samus' basic gameplan has to change a lot, while the Chief only has to worry about not having shields anymore; his basic gameplan doesn't change, and this is basically how he gained a solid half of his experience anyways.

Is there anything more autistic that powerscaling/vs. fags?

> comics

Non canon. Also inconsistent considering we see her taking damage from much smaller caliber space pirate fire in the video here:

Mister Chef is a cool guy who shoots aliens and doesn't afraid of anything, but he's sadly just not in the same league here, Metroid wipes the floor with him

Master Chief is cooler

Dumb

>ITT my dad can beat up your dad video games edition

Real question should be Metroid (or X-Parasite) vs. Flood who'd win?

by my calculations in zero mission without her suit she can jump 4 meters into the air unassisted, under ~5.5x gravity, and can land without injury.
of note is the mass and radius retro gave for zebes that they have yet to correct, which is vastly different, so i went with the less controversial option.

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He recharges them by punching people

The real answer is that the majority of video game characters are weak as fuck when you actually look at their scaling
They get bounced by all sorts of shit

But she's got 10-20 energy tanks to burn through, while if MC takes any hit with his shields down he's probably dead.

If she's hurt by Covenant weaponry I see no reason to assume her weapon's effects wouldn't also stay consistent when used against MC. She'd have little trouble dropping his shields especially when she can see and shoot through solid objects, he has no cover.

nerd

if you're gonna pull video game feats vs video game feats, then you have to include the 10 whatever e tanks that she has, making her comparabley invincible to mc, as well as the "shoots black holes" gun.

trust me, she is way stronger than chief with gameplay feats

Chief likes to fight with all skulls on.

Whoever the player is controlling

In universe, they are both top tier veterans but the Chozo power suit is broken, so it actually boils down to how many upgrades Samus has.

It's anyone's fight if they duel with minimal gear.
Master Chief at full power however has no chance against Samus at full power (gravity suit, screw attack, power bombs, plasma beam not even counting OP shit like hyper beam or phazon weaponry) but that doesn't really make Samus the better warrior, she just has magitech gear

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Kat didn't have her shields up and she was a SPARTAN-III, a mass-production style model of super-soldier that was meant to get the job done even if they died in the process. SPARTAN-IIs like Chief were much tougher and had armor to match, but were more expensive and time-consuming to make too.

The flood requires you to exterminate all life to kill it and can corrupt AI, your move.

I think this is actually accurate for the universe level.
The UNSC, and especially the Covenant have access to really, really advanced stuff, especially in the hyperspace department.
Samus and the higher-end Space Pirates are otherwise anomalous blips on the universe's power scale.

I think Samus beats Master Chief, but the Federation looses to the UNSC, and the Metroid Universe as a whole absolutely looses to the Halo one.
Only possible mix-up really comes from the Metroids themselves, SOMETHING interesting would happen if The Flood and the Metroids came into contact, but, my gut tells me that The Flood win that interaction. Even if we discount The Metroid and Flood, I think the Covenant alone would shitstomp Metroid, even if they had a really hard time dealing with Samus and maybe Ridley or the other Space Pirate bosses.

The arm cannon isn't necessarily attached to the rest of the suit IIRC, if MC still gets all his guns why does she only get her stun-gun?

Master Chief. You can't beat the cock.

phazon > X-parasite = flood > metroid

just freeze metroids

>Chief uses bubble shield and EMP

Tell me the part where I said anything more than "he might have a shot". I never said Samus would certainly lose. And Master Chief only has the shot IF he has covenant weaponry.

She can shoot mini supernovas and black holes

Chief isn't winning this, it's not really up for debates

Kirby looses to 40K's Tyranids and dooms the universe.
Kirby wins super, super hard until one Tyranid manages to get a bit of Kirby, and get that DNA back to a digestion pool.
Then the entire Tyranid swarm gets Kirby's abilities.

>"Blocks your path"

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Doomguyyl beats Master Chief

She's a bounty hunter, her job is to fight shit, and some of that shit has been far beyond anything MC has encountered

That video you listed shows the damage being basically negligible. It's a scrape to her at most. Say the energy was a near one-to-one ratio as you're suggesting - MC can only tank about, what, 9 hits? That durability difference is leagues apart.

But what happens the second an X-Parasite touches a Flood?

How would they get a bit of Kirby though. Whenever someone tries to slice him up or something, he just splits into multiple Kirbys

Laughable response. The things master chief fans will drum up to win.
Meant to say her smash Ult from ssb but yeah. Same.

What if Chief activates Halo?

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both, because it would end up in a hot steamy and sweaty multiple hours long lovemaking session

Can't the X parasites only be killed by the energy based absorption abilities of the metroids?
Plus they self multiply AND can take over non-organic/mechanical things (samus' suit)

>Samus loses part of an energy tank
>MC has no more bubble shield or EMP

Ok, that works once I guess?

>Samus boost balls through the bubble shield, drops a power bomb inside and right outside behind her
lol

Master Chief has blown up 2 universe ending rings, and survived falling from obit twice.

We get the Flood Parasite
wait a minute

youtu.be/cL-mR79GErU

>strafes left

>Bro she's a god and can shoot blackholes and shit
>dies to a few bugs

Nice hero you got there.

>Samus is allowed to have multiple tanks
>Chief can only have one equipment

Also Chief is much stronger than Samus, if she got anywhere near her, he's fucking her up.

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And this is why video game characters are shit
>Sonic the "faster than the speed of light" Hedgehog
>Dies because a robot slowly walked into him
>Kirby has "infinite power"
>Dies to apples falling on his head
Lather, rinse, repeat

MC wins literally because his power is being more of a main character than Samus.

X-Parasite would make the Flood stronger, resulting in a Flood-X

>but that doesn't really make Samus the better warrior

She's called "The Hunter" by the Space Pirates, the biggest threat of the galaxy, because they know she's the strongest and most dangerous foe they have ever encountered, while the Galactic Federation constantly relies on her on dealing with almost impossible missions because they know she's the only one capable of doing them. She's 100% a warrior.

I recall some anons actually mentioned how Samus would be a high end warrior in the Warhammer universe because of how busted she is when fully powered.

>Samus and the higher-end Space Pirates are otherwise anomalous blips on the universe's power scale

>the one being in the entire universe even capable of putting up a good fight against the genetically best hunting species to exist and will ever exist in universe, that would literally hunt all other life to extinction are minor blips (metroids in general)
>a galacticaly famed bounty hunter that has coordinated with ancient aliens that have trancended mortal existence and are literally the equivalent of force ghosts (chozo), gone to parallel dimensions (metroid prime 2), and stopped beings that perfectly recreated her most powerful equipment and went toe to toe with them while being weak to their (her) best attack, the ice beam (metroid fusion)

i understand chief is a bad ass, but you are seriously underselling samus here. she alone could get through a considerable amount of the halo universe, especially if she had her ship, which, AFAIR, she can call orbital strikes/air support from (metroid prime 3)

Because most of Samus' weapons are integrated into the armor, while none of the Chief's are, and only weapons that rely on the augmented physical strength, or mass to brace against are out.
I'll believe you if you say the cannon can be removed, though that brings up questions of power supply.

It's absolutely a power skew that only seems fair when you first look at it, but those are the conditions the Chief could beat Samus under, as far as I see it.
I don't see those as particularly reasonable conditions, especially because of how attached both characters are to their armor, but that's the only way resembling fair the Chief could win under.

Pretty bad bait, maybe try adding a smug wojak next time.
Here's one for free.

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I'm assuming by the former he means the chozo genes they spliced into her and by the latter he refers to her infiltrating and destroying a space pirate flagship with a stun gun and a jumpsuit; and/or surviving and overcoming the powerhouse that is the SA-X with the relatively brittle fusion suit.

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>Samus is allowed to have multiple tanks
>Chief can only have one equipment
Yeah, that's how it works in the games

>Samus, no question
>Much greater mobility
She moves like molasses in the Prime games, which should be the relevant comparison here, considering it's being compared to another FPS.

>Chief is much stronger than Samus

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the entire thread is overweight fanboys fellating their favorite character cause fantasy battles means this much to them

Why can't she still use the arm cannon if MC still gets all his weapons

which one isn't a dead franchise?

Samus can carry over two hundred rockets and it only takes one rocket to instakill a spartan. People are still talking about this stupid matchup? Chief is still using solid shell weaponry while Samus has a plasma beam with infinite ammo that can penetrate several meters of matter without any heat loss. She can shoot throw walls with a heat ray without any loss of firepower. It’s not just a stomp, it’s an embarrassment. Metroid tech is retarded and does not operate on real world restrictions the way Halo’s does.

Yes, and?

What the fuck did you even expect coming into this thread?

He also has max luck in the game, so he would be able to find more equipment
>Samus is stronger than Chief
Chief can flip this up

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Even in Prime she's more mobile than MC

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ITT: people who know literally fucking nothing about both master chief and samus, and try and reinforce the "muh men r strngr thin wymn" despite knowing close to literally fucking zero about both characters

>Let's ignore games from one protag's series but not the other
Definitely not biased

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Yeah but Master Chief has luck on his side.

samus can bounce around infinitely as an electric ball and shit dude
even in-lore chief can't beat game samus

Both are in pretty sore spots right now to be fair
They've both seen better days

Let's not pretend MC can move like quake characters.

Luck can’t save you from a fucking black hole gun

Metroids can only be damaged when frozen so probably the Metroids.

Samus without a doubt.

Master King is kickass soldier but Samus is literally built to fight eldritch space abominations on the reg. She has supreme agility and weapons to boot.

Samus fell so high as an infant that she shattered the fucking stone beneath her, she's got galactic Chozo-infused retard strength, user. Chief will get mixed in both a ranged and melee fight.

>A genestealer cult infiltrates Pop Star, and quietly replaces most of the denizens with hybrids over a few years
>One day, when Kirby is snoozing, a couple waddle dees come up for a picnic
>Kirby drools over the picnic basket
>They start eating, then the waddle dees flip their bug-man-man-murderer switch and start attacking
>Kirby fucks their shit up
>One of the genestealers recognizes this as a problem, notices the drool on the picnic basket, and bakes a beeline with it
>The tyranid hivefleet proper makes an appearance years later
>The basket, complete with Kirby's cells are tossed into the first digestion pit
>The newest biomorph, Pinkavores are loosed on Pop Star, which are basically kirby, covered in acid-spewing dick guns and sharp, pointy teeth
Basically, it comes down to can Kirby beat uncountable Kirbies?

Halo's 'bout to make its comeback, baby

It's not even that so much as "I grew up with this character therefore they're super duper mega ultra stronk"

Samus can be stomped on by a scarab-sized robot and not so much as stumble, flipping an elephant is not impressive

Bungie doesn't own the rights to Halo anymore - do you really believe 343 will ever make a good Halo game?

By luck I mean plot armor, which can protect you from a black hole gun, and unlike Samus who is assumed to have it as well due to being the player character, Chief literally has plot armor, as in it's recognized ingame.

You imply Samus doesn't have mad luck either. The few times she's nearly been beaten, she's been saved in the knick of time by outside forces. The Metroid hatchling. SA-X.

Kirby regularly hunts and kills other eldritch abominations, he’s a lot stronger than he lets on. Can a genestealer pinksvore match his fighting skill?

Don't discount The Flood so readily.
It's got a lot going for it, it, along with the fast hyperspace in general are basically the thorns in the side of the Halo/40K matchup.
The Flood ultimately looses in that one, but that is entirely because the Tyranids hard-counter any purely biological enemy. If the Tyranids didn't just laugh and start sending Better Flood back at the Halo universe, the Flood would be Halo's trump card for that fight.

Samus considering Power Bombs in general are min nukes.

Could the Halo rings kill Samus?

Can his plot armor defy the laws of physics and save him from being flash-vaporized by sonic warheads? Bullshit only goes so far user.

>Chief can flip this up
Yes, but ONLY this. He can't flip Pelicans, Scarabs or anything else larger than a normal vehicle BUT the elephant. The same applies to elites and all spartans, for some reason, they all have the ability to flip elephants but cannot exert what one would assume is the necessary physical strength to do so in any other situation. Only while flipping elephants, its quite the phenomenon. So unless Samus is in an elephant, Chief's ability to flip them is moot.

yea

>Can his plot armor defy the laws of physics
Yes.

At that point it's one ancient alien tech vs another ancient alien tech. I don't think you could answer such an ambiguous question without bias.

Master chef luck and bullshit plot armor doesn't really matter because the same applies to samus

This. This scenario sounds like it's assuming she has ever perk from every suit, too. Which means she has the speed booster, and therefore Shine Spark, which is ridiculous. Plus shit like an Annihilation Beam combined with the Spazer. It's too much.

Why can't Chief carry more than two weapons

>He also has max luck in the game
Luck is not a quantifiable value in the Halo games.

Samus can carry several dozen power bombs, Spartans can carry one equipment, that's how the games work. There's no "luck" attribute or in-game pickup in Halo.

I'm pretty unsure as to how strong Samus is but Chief survived a nuke in H4 point blank due to said bullshit luck. Don't know if he has other feats other than that.

And I agree with you, but seeing as a lot of her edge over MC comes from her gear, so I can only pat her back so much

You mean those times the plot locks you with an enemy with literal plot armor when that is never ever the case in the rest of the games?

That's pretty much cut-scene magic at this point, and the mad luck of being saved is cancelled by the mad shit luck of being put in that scenario "because plot" to begin with

He played a bit too much Call of Duty and his autism convinced him that real life abides by CoD rules.

The question isn't if Kirby can beat one Pinkavore, it's if he can beat a million, plus the Poyofex. Pinkavores are also capable of hunting and killing eldritch abominations, as all of Kirby's abilities are essentially organic and biological in nature. The main difference is that pinkavores are less reliant on copy abilities, they have acid and bites in addition to the slide kick and air blast.

Another way to think of it, Kirby can use the Mic ability, while each Poyofex can have not only a biologic mic implanted in its voicebox, but it can have a massive subwoofer carapace to amplify that sound.

>I don't think you could answer such an ambiguous question without bias
That's what this thread is about though

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lol

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She's not just any woman. She was granted magic powers by birds that let her completely eliminate an entire race.

chief wins because he is way cooler

He only needs two

So did Indiana Jones
Doesn't mean he can beat Samus

How hard exactly does his armor defy the laws of physics? Because if we’re going by stupid old school factpile rules we’re allowed to say all Samus needs to do is incapacitate him to win. Even if he can survive being tossed into a black hole (which she can do by the way) how is he going to kill incapacitate someone who can run at the speed of sound and completely ignore both gravity and inertia? Again, Metroid tech feats are retarded and aside from magic plot armor bullshit, all of Chief’s feats are more or less grounded in hard scifi.

He can if he has a fridge

Only if you can point to somewhere in a Metroid game that explicitly states that she has plot armor ingame. Chief's plot armor is a quantifiable advantage that he has.

that wasnt due to "bullshit luck" that was due to cortana

bullshit luck is not a quantifiable stat you can use in a 1v1 fight

>Indiana Jones survived a direct nuke
don't remember that being in the movies

Here's the real versus of the thread:
Captain Jack Sparrow or Indiana Jones? Whose luck is better?

It not back-patting, its just being fair

You can't give MC an arbitrary advantage in one situation just because he's outmatched everywhere else, that defeats the purpose

Sure, you can take Samus's armor and weapons away and give MC all his weapons, but that's not in the spirit of the discussion, its just padding MC so he doesn't lose

In that case, if pinkavores are all just composite kirbies then reality ends.

Keep it that way, trust me

>withstands falls from space
>dies when stuck with a dozen gay needles

youtube.com/watch?v=jn4Vhkmb4Lw

Can't Cortana hack into Samus' suit?

Chief cucked an entire species so hard that they became his allies.

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Who would win bros

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The only good thing about metroid was the porn that spawned from it, otherwise it was not notable.

Probably, Samus suit has shit firewall protection

Plot armor doesn't mean literal armor. No, Chief could not survive being tossed into a black hole, so his plot armor would ensure that doesn't happen, somehow.

That's how it works in the games

The Covenant also have extremely fast, precise hyperspace, and the ability to glass a planet in a few hours.
Samus would absolutely be a major thorn in the side of the Halo universe, but the question is if Samus alone could kill Halo faster than Halo could exterminate every other living thing in Metroid. Samus would win pretty much any battle she was in, but she can't win the war by herself, and she can't really fight capital ships by herself either.

Samus' suit is ancient Chozo tech, unless Cortana knows what programming language Chozos used (which is highly doubtful since they use some bullshit """spirit energy""" for their stuff), there's no way Cortana's helping.

Maybe not control her suit, but definitely hack into the communications channel.
>Use whatshisname voice and order Samus to disable 90% of her own weaponry like in OtherM
>y-yes Daddy

Maybe, depends how well she could understand magic alien bird technology, might be beyond what a UNSC human AI is capable of

Not to mention that the reason why the SA-X is such a powerhouse in the first place is because it's literally just her Super Metroid armor walking around, and that is a horrifyingly tough enemy. It actually gets less dangerous when it starts morphing into a giant monster.

It's one of the few notable well made Alien knockoffs actually.

The only time we saw her get hacked was by rezbits in echoes and all that did was reboot her HUD. Not that impressive desu

ZSS was a mistake

No.
Indy can beat Samus because that suit belongs in a museum, and no force in the universe can prevent Indy from fufilling that life goal.

i dont know a whole lot about warframes, but iirc guardians can come back from death an infinite amount of times, so they cant ever really be in a "lose" condition

shut the fuck up dumb nigger

thats fair, im not super familiar with the covenant

based

>and she can't really fight capital ships by herself either.
I'm imagining Samus screw-attacking through an entire capital ship for about 15 minutes straight

That probably would end up with a self-destruct escape sequence with the two of them followed by Ridley out of fucking nowhere knowing Samus's luck.

>guardians can come back from death an infinite amount of times
IF they have a ghost, and the ghost in the game are fragile as shit

But how would the Halo universe deal with Phazon?

Nah.

youtube.com/watch?v=cL-mR79GErU

hi5

>WAHHH OTHER:M WAS BAD WAAAHH

The flood

Chief mastered the use of completely alien equipment to use it against the Covenant, couldn't he be able to use her own shit against her?

The entire
>40k
>Halo
>Mass Effect
>Half-Life
>Metroid
universes combined against a single Culture GSV, who wins?

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Warframes are also just meat puppets who's "deaths" are inconsequential. It would be best to assume a single fight.

probably not permanently if at all.
her suit has its own hacking tools, and so far the only thing that fucked with it was a luminoth (comprable to chozo/ forerunner) virus that could only slow it down for a second.
when an AI wanted to disable her it opted to lock the doors rather than attempt to interface with the suit, i'm not sure cortana would have reliable access to tip the scales too far even if she could comprehend the programs.
chozo tech is basically magic, and when other species below them have tried to study their more advanced artifacts, they couldn't interface with them or learn anything meaningful.

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Warframes. Way more mobile, way more variety in powers and abilities, and I'd say the weaponry is comparable. Warframes are also far more skilled in close combat, so the frames could just bullet jump into melee and wipe the floor with a guardian. Especially if they have an ability that facilitates it.

Or just have Nidus strap a tentacle on to its guardian opponent and call it a victory by default because the guardian can no longer take actions, and any damage that would go to Nidus would go to the trapped Guardian anyway.

>i dont know a whole lot about warframes, but iirc guardians can come back from death an infinite amount of times, so they cant ever really be in a "lose" condition
There is an equivalent to this for Warframes, but I really don't want to say it for fear of colossal spoilers. But let's just say there's an even better comparable ability, at least when it comes to the Warframe itself being in combat.

me

Guardians have lose conditions, such as their ghost being exposed or their connection with the light being severed.
Warframes without a shadow of a doubt. Only way to truly defeat a frame is by defeating the operator, which iirc has never happened in-lore.
Also Guardians almost got cucked by Michelin Man. They fucking suck.

Samus clearly has the better suit, coming from a series that revolves around upgrading her suit. Master Chief accomplishes everything with bombs and tanks, can't really do much if all he's allowed is whatever he can carry on his person. Its a much more interesting fight if they're both naked.

IIRC Ghosts can only truly be killed using special darkness shit, just like how a weapon of sorrow bullet was specifically made to kill Cayde's ghost

ghosts where shown to be near invincible up until forsaken, which was kinda gay. they still regularly tank shit in the game (which i know doesnt mean a whole lot) but a smart guardian would just never ever take their ghost out.

side note, sunsinger warlocks can return from the dead without a ghost

Just use spoilers then, faggot

I feel like I'm on gamefaqs 17 years ago
I love you fucks, this was a fuck thread

Nigger Ridley has kept up with Samus's ship which crosses solar systems in seconds and Samus can hit him too. Chief is fucking dead in a second.

Are you trying to say that, generally speaking, men aren't stronger than women?
Because that would be a retarded position to take.

>Only way to truly defeat a frame is by defeating the operator, which iirc has never happened in-lore.
I think the closest this has ever happened was making an operator go crazy and therefore no longer reliable in a fight, and those were extremely extenuating circumstances. There are times in combat that an operator is vulnerable to attack, but all it does is put them back in the Warframe and continue the battle the normal way.

fun*

>40k
Depends on the time period and revision. A living God Emperor stomps everything in every other universe fucking instantly.
>Halo
Fucked.
>Mass Effect
Fucked.
>Half-Life
Fucked.
>Metroid
Maybe they could stand a chance. BIG maybe.

Which I usually do, but considering I'm replying to someone who may or may not have gotten to that point, and would be the person most likely to read the post, I just decided to leave it out entirely.

Came here to post this. Can’t believe there’s no replies and that it took so long to be posted. I used to think this was the coolest thing back when I was an autistic 7th grader.

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Cortana was able to interface with the Forerunner technology on Halo.

What the fuck even is Ridley and why is he so durable?
It's staggering that he gets fucked up so badly but can keep coming back like nothing happened

Well, if it's just genetic cloning, the final boss of Star Allies, Void, is heavily implied to be cut from the same cloth as Kirby and is some sort of super uber deity that is the progenitor of souls, dreams, life, etc. The lore implies something along the lines of how the difference between Kirby and Void despite being more or less the same species is that the latter did not have positive emotions imprinted on him, and Kirby is able to kick his ass. The ending boss description even says that Void may be reborn the same as Kirby, prioritizing snacks and naps and shit over conquering all of reality. So I don't think biological clones with enhancements would necessarily be stronger, and that's even assuming that Kirby's powers are biological to begin with, seeing as so much of it ties into immaterial concepts like dreams to begin with.

Basically, this happens whenever another universe has something broken for the Tyranids or Orkz to get their mits on. Tyranids hard-counter biology, Orkz hard-counter technology, and can really only be beaten by a combination, or something that is neither biology nor machine.
40K versus DBZ ends with every single tyranid gaunt becoming Perfect Cell, except with retroactive millennia of combat experience, and possibly able to create their own dragonballs.

Like, Gundams. Tyranids gaining Newtypes is meaningless, and Orkz gaining Gundam technology doesn't mean much without Newtype pilots to match, even if they can make literally any Gundam model they loot faster and killier by painting them red and giving them more spikes.
Gundam still looses because it doesn't have protection from Chaos warpfuckery, and all the pilots just get raped by demons and then we get Chaos-Gundams.

40K is a tricky nut to crack.

>Indy can beat Samus because that suit belongs in a museum

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Which one out of those fucks the universe the hardest?

What's this Culture thing? How strong is this universe.

These threads used to be more common before they suddenly became "Reddit" and "cringe". Pic related. Make sure to post this if anybody dares bring this retarded argument up ever again.

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Don't underestimate gay needles

>Phazon-infected flood
lol they're fucked

no im saying that comparing video game characters and using the argument "men are stronger than women" is retarded, you fucking mongoloid.

i bet you think mc would win, you literal sub human orangutan

how did marty know that zss with rocket boots would be such a big part of her moveset? that breakdance kick at the 5m mark is at least two of her moves and this came out a year before brawl did

>Samus only sees Ridley eating her parents and daddy telling her to not use any of her gear
gg ez

Wasn't there also one that declared that Samus, with all her tech, would still be superior to most Space Marines, and could be arguably Primarch-tier? Almost certainly not the rest of the Federation, obviously, but just Samus herself.

>40K versus DBZ ends
No, 40K vs DBZ ends with the 40K universe literally getting erased from existence. They introduced some dumb shit lately

*Monty
He was a man ahead of his time.

>Ignores it
?

Yes, that's right. And they were right too. Samus would be top tier in 40k.

>she slams her laser pistol into the ground and it makes an explosion that temporarily freezes everything
>the thing on chief's back is a bomb

I swear both of these are references to something else, the first thing definitely, but I haven't been able to remember what this entire time

Well Samus would probably find a way to blow it up, since she tends to make a habit out of destroying planets.

>200km
you are like a baby,
behold

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fuck I meant to type monty, I musta hit the keys without thinking

You do realize in dragonball the body doesn't really matter that much
It's ki magic or non organic materials

what assembly lines do these massive MASSIVE fucking ships even come from.

>What are these things? They look ugly.
>I don't know, I don't like them very much, do you?
>No, me neither.
>Let's get rid of them, okay?
>Yeah, okay!
>POOF
:^)

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>a giant fucking space whale ship that eats planets
what the fuck is this series and how have I never heard of it?

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Space Dragon that runs on a potent mixture of autism and pure unbridled rage at this stupid chicken thot that keeps killing him

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>all of Kirby's abilities are essentially organic and biological in nature
the pink nigga has a black hole as a stomach, that shit ain't organic

Its where 3/5 of Destiny 2's raids take place.
Simultaneously disappointing and awesome too.

Samus hates Ridley more than Ridley hates Samus
also Ridley thought samus was cute

>Gets corrupted by eldritch space cancer Phazon
>Explodes into a million phazon particles
>A few hours later phazon is completely erradicated from the galaxy by sammy
>Next week he is back just fine
He is not durable, he is fucking immortal. Cloning, regeneration, being kicked from hell, mind uploading, robotic doubles, you name it. He doesn't give a shit about death and will come back until the heat death of the universe. He's the one thing that strikes fear on samus for a reason.

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is it as extensive as that halo autism post?
i haven't seen it.

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>Orks combined autism prevents them from being erased
>believe their gods are "DA BESS AN STRONGES," making it retroactively true
>Gork and Mork shitstomp Zenos and then each other out of boredom
Would be pretty funny desu

40 K.
Tyranids gain the DNA of The Flood, Metroids, the X-Parasite, Thresher Maws, and Ridley (Ridley gets revived again, baby!). Maybe reapers, depends on how biologic they are.
The Tyranids unify under the new Tyranno-Gravemind, are capable of feeding off of energy infinitely, do some X-parasite shit, and the standard Carnifex is replaced by motherfucking Ridley, and a bigger, smarter Ridley is birthed exclusivly to knock back cold ones with the swarmlord. Also, this Ridley now has awesome psychic powers.
Also, they each have 4 testicles thanks to Krogan.

Orkz loot reapers, several halo rings, Samus' armor, the Citadel and Mass Relays. Maybe they loot a few Ridleys as well.
Just imagine, Samus, painted red, covored in arm cannons, shinesparking and screwattacking even fastah while red-plated Halo rings are Mass Relay launched into this thing, galacting purging as hundreds of ork boyz fire wildly into the sky screaming.

Worst case, the Necron Void Dragon gets woken up and assumes direct control over this thing and wins by default on its own.

Samus would win easily because her weapons are way more advanced

>ridley is literally immortal
>samus is biologically immortal
>the two just fight for all eternity, ridley not bothering to kill her when he finally gets the chance because it's more fun this way.

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Sadly, I don't have the screencap. You may be able to find the thread in the /tg/ archive though.

>Orkz gaining Gundam technology doesn't mean much without Newtype pilots to match, even if they can make literally any Gundam model they loot faster and killier by painting them red and giving them more spikes.

>Orkz, by some fucking miracle, get their hands on Turn-A
>"Wutz dis do?"
>Activates Moonlight Butterfly without realizing what it is
>All their looted stuff turns to dust throughout the local star system
They'd get over it, but it'd definitely be a problem. You'd end up with a whole star system with this floating cloud around it that would just eat every mechanical ship that passes by.

Granted, Turn-A is a unique example within the broader Gundam meta-franchise. Although I imagine something like the ELS Quan[T] might fuck with the way Orkz would even approach looting. Although again, it's a unique example. But it is a case where you say you'd need a combination of both to fight either the Orkz or Tyranids.

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Nope, not how it works, no amount of autism saves you from the Omni King(s)

>40k fanboy

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>Using manga as canon

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>Orks' combined autism
>implying theirs surpasses Zeno's

Have you watched Super? It's literally an autistic child (two of them now) with absolutely godly power.

Samus if she's carrying end-game upgrades. She might be able to take on astartes too.

Ringworlds the size of solar systems.
Their main offensive weapons are:
>Effectors
These change individual atoms and molecules of whatever the ship is targeting to whatever the ship wants. Turning blood to acid? No problem. Turning anything into exotic matter that instantly annihilates everything nearby? Done.
The only defense against this is an effector at least as fast as the effector targeting it, turning whatever was effected back into what it should be as fast or faster than the enemy.
>Displacement
Basically four dimensional teleportation. A ship will create antimatter or collapsed antimatter (more destructive but takes slightly longer) and immediately displace it somewhere that has been calculated to deal the most damage. Shields don't work against this, the only known counter is to displace it somewhere else.
>Gridfire
This is ripping a hole between the Real (our universe) and Ultraspace (almost but not quite the 4th dimension), a dimension of pure energy that the Culture use to travel at up to 350,000 times the speed of light.
This is used quite rarely since A: it's quite destructive, and the Culture aren't about that, and B: It takes several milliseconds to have an effect, and so is useless against moving targets.
It can also be created unintentionally if a ship brakes too hard.

All this can be used from roughly 2,500 light years away, and apart from Gridfire, occurs in less than a nanosecond. An extended engagement is considered anything that lasts longer than a microsecond. GOUs, GSVs, etc. are all operated by Minds, hyper-intelligent AIs that run millions of simulations of any encounter in nanoseconds before engaging in anything.
The Culture don't resort to violence unless forced into it, they'd much rather insert an operative into your political system and use their influence to prevent a war from starting in the first place.

Would 40K manage to win against Superman at his strongest? How would that even work? Theoretically, Kryptonian powers are entirely biological and should equal the amount of power they absorb from the sun, but power creep made that notion ridiculous and DC had to make a number of retcons to explain why solar-power-infused cells would make a guy strong enough to physically punch so hard that reality shatters and time itself gets fucked up enough so that entire multiverses are erased or combined.

Can Chief do THIS?

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VERY strong like ten ships could take on the 40k galaxy.

He's just cloned.
We don't know much about what goes on in Ridley's head.
He might be really, really confused or completely deceived by the space pirates, not realizing he's died several times already

>Orks combined autism prevents them from being erased
>The rest of their universe and all of existence is still erased
>They exist both forever and never in an infinite limbo

sure

>Where are the guns?

>master chief has maxed out luck
>samus has other m

you tell me

Superman at his strongest would absolutely destroy 40k

Nah.
crossover/prospective fiction nerd.
I actually don't care much for the style of universe 40K builds; the Tyranids and Orkz are infinitely more fun in crossover situations like this than the rest of the universe is to me, and I genuinely dislike the way chaos just doesn't meaningfully interact with anything.

So, these battles come down to which series is more fucking retarded?

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Other M is shit that never happened don't bring that up.

No, Superman at his strongest is literally God/Power-Man.
He only looses to arbitrary instant death effects, and even then, that's not a guarantee.

>at his strongest

That's a really, really vague category. Like which "strongest" Superman would you be referring to?

Silver Age, where he could do literally anything, like freely travel through time unassisted, and his sneezes could destroy solar systems by accident?

The Golden Superman, where he's been sitting in the sun for thousands of years AND has a green lantern ring, and easily trounces a sentient, malevolent star that eats other stars?

The Thought Robot, where he can perceive the reader and directly punch the story, and he and his opponent fight on the concept of a blank comic book page?

Either way, the answer is no.

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Has Superman ever fought against his own atoms being shredded? I feel like an army of Necrons could give him issue if not.

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>We don't know much about what goes on in Ridley's head.
Hot take
youtube.com/watch?v=SsaJnwYhKzM

God I fucking hate Superman because of this shit.

Do we really need to know about Ridley?
All the pirates have to do with a new clone is show a picture of samus to him and he is good to go.

My guess would be this, but good choice
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It depends on the writer. Superman's been shown to shrug off spaghettification from enormous black holes millions of times stronger than actual black holes in reality in one issue, but in another gets cut by Wonder Woman's sword which she states to be sharp enough to shave electrons from an atom.

even the newly minted clone recognized Samus, specifically targeting and ambushing her, he has a form of genetic memory.
sakamoto says the original died in super, surviving all prior appearances, but if the clone retains his memory, then the distinction is mostly academic.
it's also possible sakamoto will decide ridley did survive into fusion, and possibly beyond somehow, and the clone doesn't really matter.

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Yes, actually. That's one of Darkseid's primary abilities (actually, the Omega Effect is even nastier than that, but it's one of many things it can do), and Superman's fought him a bunch of times.

I mean when you write multiple books with him in it every month for almost a century, you're gonna write up some goofy shit here and there. There are a lot of good Superman stories, too, but the goofy shit is what gets brought up in threads like this.

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Wasnt halo the 1st one to do that stupid 2 gun bullshit?

samus would shine spark a power bomb straight into his ass and her beams go straight through his armor for an instant kill
chief would have to survive against samus for MINUTES against her multiple one shots

What if Ridley already had some sort of memory disorder, and thus, has a bunch of tapes on-demand to "remind" him who he is every morning, that happens to come in real handy now that he dies all the time?

Don't forget Superman comics get written by so many people it would be very surprisingif he didn't become this unstoppable god

Yeah but Halo takes place in the year 2500, which means Call of Duty is over 500 years old in that universe.
Chief is actually just a super dedicated retro gamer.

>new clone awakens
>”what the fuck is this? Who am I? Who are you?”
>pirates take a break from fucking their tubes to point at a hastily scrawled picture of Samus
>”FUCKING BITCH I’LL RAPE HER MOUTH REEEE”
>kool-aid man’s through the wall to his inevitable death by super missiles in five hours
>pirates shrug and return to tube-fucking

Master Chief

Oh absolutely. And it goes the other way, too. Where having so many different writers can make him way weaker, too. Like how in the Justice League cartoon, at least in the first season, they'd always find some excuse to put Superman on the shelf for most of the conflict so the other characters can do stuff instead. Great cartoon, but it honestly got very silly how often they'd have to come up with some excuse why he didn't just solve the problem of the week in a second.

Well, Chief has fallen from space twice with barely a thing to protect him and survived...

Flash got it the hardest in the Justice League cartoon I think, but at least he got one cool moment where he solos the godlike main villain of the season. Meanwhile, Superman's coolest moment was the final battle of the series and one of the most quoted Superman lines of all time with his "world of cardboard" speech, yet he ends up jobbing immediately after to a magic taser and the entire series ends without an actual fight to tie it up.

>Meanwhile, in Metal Gear universe...

Well I think the idea with Flash that they were going for is that he didn't realize how strong his power actually was, and the time he went all out against Brainiac-Luthor, he nearly vibrated himself out of existence. So, like Superman, he's toned down, but with Wally's personality in that show I think you can excuse it that he just doesn't know what he's capable of, and sticks to pretty standard "really fast guy" stuff most of the time. Superman just has this weirdly fluctuating power in the series. Some weeks he's strong enough to punch Darkseid into paste, another week he's brought down to his knees by some electric shocks.

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his memory is fine, he followed her from SR388, attacked ceres right after Samus left and waited for her just to rub it in.
do keep in mind that he hasn't died, just gotten very close.
in zero mission there wasn't much left after Samus finished her impromptu therapy session on him, but it was enough to rebuild.
in the prime games it seems the phazon keeps him alive, and even when it's gone there's enough left.
end of metroid II he's pretty much okay.
it's only in super where Samus once again goes to town on him when he isn't mostly metal, and detonates the planet before he can be collected, that he is actually dead.
for now the ridleys in other M and fusion are the same clone, and they have a hazy but present continuity of memory.
mental upload tech does exist, and he may use it, but for now there is no indication of that, and the federation that cloned him wouldn't have access to that data if they wanted to do something like that.

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>Chief throws a rock at Samus kinda hard
>Loses all her fancy upgrades and causes her suit to reboot
ggez

I made this really quickly just because you made me chuckle.

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Yeah I'm not denying that, I'm just playing with the idea that Ridley doesn't really know how many times he's failed.
Maybe he thinks it's his first time being cloned, every time.
Or he assumes he gets resuscitated and/or managed to escape.

This is good OC

Don't look down on the chozo suit.
It needs to be an icy rock.

It also has to be in a situation where she is sure to be able to gather many more power-ups within the next few hours. It won't work otherwise.

>default power suit still more agile and more durable than spartan II armor
>default power beam has enough firepower to burst down shields anyways or erase them completely if charge beam is preserved
Lmao even a depowered Samus stomps Chief and it’s the only way he stands a chance

that's fine.
i still entertain the idea that other m was a truman show style test for a federation samus clone.

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>Cloning the galaxy's deadliest bounty hunter
That sure worked well the first two times. Then again we are talking about the same guys that rebuilt and repurposed fucking Mother brain multiple times after all that shit in Zebes.

This is the best case scenario. That begs the question, which Samus is it in Fusion? Is the real Samus still in a coma after wrecking her ship, and the clone has gone rogue at the end of the game?

SAX got absorbed by samus

Speaking of clones that's what the final boss of Federation Force should have been. I refuse to believe that the space pirates could capture and brainwash their grim fucking reaper.

X-Parasites. Once an X-Parasite infects the host it takes complete control over the victim and begins to self-replicate. The only thing that could efficiently eliminate them were Metroid because they forcefully absorb energy. Kill the X-Host and the parasite just bails and infects the next thing

i base it on how different that one is from all other depictions.
she is shorter, less muscular, more emotionally and physically fragile, oddly obedient, all her upgrades and even the suit itself, are equal or worse than the super arsenal, and she doesn't mention or recall the chozo in any capacity.
all of this is explained by a clone that can't access the genetic improvements the chozo implanted, much like the mochtroids in super. this is what she would have become had the chozo not modified her.
the fusion iteration is the original, as she has the bulkier and more powerful armor the other m iteration lacks, and the ability to question authority.

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No, the hypothetical other m clone.

Even when you take this into account, Samus’s beak pierces solid objects. So it would travel through the suit and hit his much weaker flesh

That depends on which one is more effective, mating press or cowgirl.

I don't think they'd "fight".
The X-Parasite would infect the Flood morphs it came into contact with, which would bring the X-Parasite within the fold of the Gravemind. The X-Parasite has never had anything resembling an organizing intelligence before, from what I know, and while there might be some initial caution from the Gravemind's perspective, I think the power and natural symbiosis between the two species would just be too good to pass up.
X-Flood would probably eradicate non-Flood bound X-Parasites, using its own X-granted abilities and knowledge to do so and gain a monopoly on its energy, at which point, their goals would be one and the same.
The X-Parasite isn't "smart" enough to thwart this, and even if it was, that would just mean it wouldn't have to be eradicated in the first place and their cooperation would be even smoother.

>Samus' beak

Listen, I know she has some bird DNA in her, but I don't think it's meant to be that literal.

Some ELS slam into a ship full of Flood. What happens?

gundam.fandom.com/wiki/Extraterrestrial_Living-metal_Shape-shifter

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lol does samus lay eggs if she did I wonder what they smell like

>Birdwoman samus versus an actual spartan soldier called master chief, helmet stays on
Who would win?

I refuse to believe you'd even play with the idea that the events of FF are canon in any way

Magic beats Soft Sci-fi every time.

It's pretty firmly held Samus is fucking god tier in ANY Sci-Fi head to head.

Because she's the fucking Avatar of Birdman War god.

I mean flight is a pretty powerful tool. She could probably just fly around dropping rocks on him until he dies.

X-Parasites are not infectors, they're basically The Thing on steroids.

Samus literally has prophecy on her side.

She is the Chozo's god of war reincarnated.

>prophecy VS luck
Although I think recent Halo games has painted Chief to be a "chosen one" so he might have prophecy on his side as well

Damn, it almost makes sense in a "Squall is dead" way

>Samus is an emotionless robot because cloning an adult is not ideal
>The tutorial makes sure she can actually move around
>Samus is fixated on code words written in her subconscious, like "baby", this is tested by labeling an SOS signal with the code "baby's cry" for no reason
>Adam's bullshit is to test how receptive Samus is to order and how far she will blindly disregard her own safety
>Chicken Ridley is a fake meant to test whether the clone retains strong memories of the original Samus
>The queen is a final test of the clone's skill, to check if it can emulate one of the original's greatest trials
>The feds showing up are the final test of her obedience and submissiveness to authority
>Anthony swoops in to seemingly save the day so the clone feels like it's "won" despite doing jack shit (she didn't get her revenge on Ridley and let the Eraser get away, and let the GFTs handle MB)

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Considering the fact Samus loses everything from minor explosions like the one on the Frigate Orpheon in Prime, I say Chief's got this in the bag.

X-Parasite are instinctually motivated by self-preservation and reproduction. They would never symbiotically fuse with something. They take what they went and use it for their own goals.

Also they do have intelligence. As evident by the fact that numerous times in Fusion they took action to sabotage Samus

try this on for size.
>adam hates bioweapons, and finds the mere idea that the federation would do this apalling, but is more or less forced to participate. he keeps trying to push the boundries and get the clone to rebel, but she never does.
>when the chozo modified Samus they put in protections against traditional cloning methods, as they had with the metroids. unaware, when the feds cloned her, these protections caused the result to develop into a baseline human rather than a superhuman, the modified code didn't activate.
>the ridley breakdown was due to the clone having implanted memories, but that being the first time she had a strong emotional reaction.
>adam could disable her instantly because he had a kill switch in case she went rogue. the suit needing constant concentration was a concession, as the feds couldn't replicate the original ability to summon a physical suit.
>the freeze proof metroids didn't actually exist they were a fiction to keep Samus out of sector zero where she would have discovered she was a clone.
>the chozo were never mentioned because Samus never told anybody about her time with the chozo in enough detail to replicate. so the implanted memories of the clone were based on the verifiable time spent with the federation.
>the checkup was final to ensure the clone was biologically stable, the tutorial to ensure her equipment worked, and the report to ensure continuity of memory and bearing.
>the initial scene depict the clone being grown, the flashback is memory implanting. anthony saying "remember me?" and calling her to recall events, is just to check that the implants worked and she is functioning properly.

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It would end up being a draw depending on the situation. If it's mainline Samus vs mainline Master Chief and both have their genetically enhanced superhuman feats I can see it being a draw, if it's Prime Samus I can see her winning do to how broken the Prime series is. Fight could even out though if I gave Chief reqs or Halo Wars series shit.

>Also they do have intelligence. As evident by the fact that numerous times in Fusion they took action to sabotage Samus
They have intelligence, but not on the same scale as the Flood. The X-Parasite can coordinate, to an extent, but more-or-less functions on an animal level. The Gravemind is on a whole other level.

And the X-Parasites absolutely do believe in symbiosis. It literally killed itself to help Samus kill a Metroid, and partnership with The Flood would be far, far more productive than that.
it might be an uneasy alliance at first, but atr a certain point, their goals are literally the same, except The Flood happen to have a need for raw power output, and the X-Parasite happens to have a need for advanced transportation. Both needs are handled splendidly and feed into eachothers kits.

Samus realisticaly, but apparently Chief is insane in books

Yeah why would one use the canon manga as canon

They would fuck

Master Chief is the culmination of a thousand lifetimes of planning, the universe literally resets itself to before fucked up to make sure he never fucks up and lose. Chief is a god as well, he fucking defeated gods.

>The concentration system is because the feds can't replicate the suit's ability to regain resources from defeated foes
>The pixel hunts are tedious because they can't replicate the chozo's scanner visor either, so they're testing whether the clone can operate without it anyway
>The gravity suit isn't purple because Samus always disables it before she reports to the feds (hence it's turned off at the beginning of Fusion, Super, Prime, Echoes...) so they don't know about its colour)
>This is confirmed by the memory of the fight with Mother Brain they implanted in her mind, where she's seemingly not wearing the gravity suit
WE'VE CRACKED THE CODE
SAKAMOTO IS A GENIUS
APOLOGIZE

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>all the vs Flood discussion in this thread
>no one bringing up endgame Flood power levels
>Phazon Leviathans getting whipped apart by neural physics roads the length of solar systems
halopedia.org/Flood#Developmental_stages
endgame Flood is terror

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>Master Chief will defeat this one day
Why is he so fucking broken?!

But which of the two is a virgin?

And who got slapped the hardest?

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Don't forget he survived unscathed.

it makes too much sense to me, so i have it as my headcannon. if it gets confirmed then that can actually redeem other m as far as i'm concerned.
now consider what could happen if the original found the clone gallivanting about pretending to be her.

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They both are and they both take their fair share of beatings sometimes but get right up after they did.

You're the same guy that thinks female Spartans are weaker, huh.

John, canonically

>Much greater mobility
With Speed Booster without it, they're on par.

>Samus points a laser pointer at a red spot on the ground
>clone can't help but try and figure out where the fuck it is exactly
>brain melts while screaming about Adam and the Baby

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In the 2D games she seems fine looking at Fusion and Samus Returns when fighting electric enemies, but they still fuck her up.

>Samus encountering her clone and realizing all this extra shit the federation has been doing while she's been cleaning up the galaxy
>this will be the plot of MP4

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I love how in Halo and Metroid, enemies tower over Master Chief and Samus but then in fights that hunch over to reach their height.

>clone breaks down sobbing and her suit disappears.
>original is confused by this reaction, isn't sure what to do, but wants to help somehow.
>dumps her off with mothbro, hoping he can figure something out
>sylux about to start metroid 9/11
>both storm in at the same time
>original all decked out, clone has little more than her wits
>nobody has any clue what the fuck is going on, and nobody's happy about any of it.

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Rip Monty

Not him but in Halo 5 Spartans can tank crashing through Banshees, buildings, and can tank an entire skyscraper falling on them.

I can't imagine dealing with this kind of plot properly without throwing the metroidvania exploration out the window.
It'd need to be even more story focused than Fusion.

But hey, if they want to try new things, playing as both Samus and her clone alternatively with very different gameplay could be a nice spinoff

Are Samus Aran and Master Chief going to become gods or are they already gods?

That's not Chief though, it's the Spartan chick from DoA

What would that suit be called?
Darth InSamus?

if you want to make the two distinct enough to warrant different gameplay, then you could actually use the luminoth idea. the moths have a distinct aesthetic while still being chozo tier, and having her be more mechanically powered and technically oriented to reflect their preference of machines over monsters could distinguish the two. you can even have her change her name and become a character in her own right.
otherwise just play from the perspective of one, finding stolen fed data about a clone project, encounter the other, and go from there. actual writers would of course do much better, but the gist can apply.

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Why would they even fight?
Just because they're robots?

What, are they going to write poetry to each other? Verse is not the right verb. I bet you're one of those latchkey kids that calls the ground the 'floor.'

To decide who's on top and who will be the little spoon after their day-long session of crazy jack-hammer sex

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Because it was you angry troglodyte

Captain king isn't a robot, I'm not sure about Metroid though.

Hi Dobson

Neither is

Samus has a way higher class combat skin.
>just roll into a ball and follow Guilty Spark into those little fucking vents he vanishes down

Space bird magic is probably too OP.

>Mr Domino vs Powerman
who wins?

master "haters giving me mugs, ladies giving me hugs" chief

Other M wasn't that bad. It was just marred by a stupid control scheme. You only have a bitter disdain for it because Samus' character didn't match your headcanon.

And shitty map design that doesn't let you explore until you finish the game
And forced walking session
And pixel hunts
And pretty bad graphics compared to Prime 1 because the attention to detail was minimal
And the stupid authorization system which leads to the hell run and raging against the queen
And a terrible story delivered by terrible voice acting
And it clashes with pretty much every single Metroid games with its galore of plotholes
And it ends on a bitter note, as you look back on how you got cucked out of sector 0 by Adam and couldn't even talk down the corrupt feds without a big strong man saving the day for you
And fuck you and your contrarian bait
Yes I fell for it because god damn I'll take any occasion to shit on this game

Anything nerdier and more cringe than comparing two fictive characters from two different universes? Especially when one is significantly less realistic and when the "winning" side is literally boasting with it and how cool and strong their character is.

It's like quintessential virgin core at it's fully evolved stage, this whole thread.

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If you remove the Prime games and the Wars games Master Chief and Samus Aran are closer in stats.

That's cool for you, autist.

Holy shit, weebs and nerds on Yea Forums?
Call the press!

And braindead virgins, yes.

Stay mad

Master Chief since he's a man and women are inferior in every way.

>I don't know much about samus but
It shows

Yea Forums - Politically Incorrect

Source? My ass.

Zero damage. Samus is an entirely different technology level

Okay but could Doomguy defeat Samus?
Could Doomguy defeat Samus if he was 100% convinced she's a demon?

Flavour-text Samus > Book Chief >In-Game Samus > In-Game Chief

Flavour-text Samus walked right out of 40k.

No, no they're not, not even close, lmaooo.

Super Metroid exists. That's one of her most OP games too, shinespark and space jump shit and screw attacking through enemies like butter. Power bombs.

just look at how fucking fertile that body is holy shit

>106-60-90

Jesus christ. Just how tall is Samus? I need to make some calculations.

>samus has 100+ tiddies
Fuck yeah.

Something around this? Any experts active at this time of day?

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190 cm
90 KG

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Remember that Sakamoto retconned that into being her height and weight WITH the armor on, which is a dozen kinds of stupid

the stats he's using for B-W-H measurements are just as old, and therefore the original height is applicable to them.

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B-W-H WITH the armor

the height, weight, and measurements are for the unarmored iteration found in super.
what later iterations do is immaterial to this.
once the height became with armor, the given measurements stopped applying.
you'll have to find fat armor elsewhere

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That makes even less sense. Why would anyone take her measurements when she is wearing power armor?

Interesting.

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B-W-H of the armor WITHOUT Samus

there are boards and boorus for you user, enjoy them, and you can come back when you're done.

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B-W-H of Samus WITHOUT the armor OR Samus

have you tried turning it off and then on again?

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B-W-H of Samus, but only when she's wearing the armor?

armor, but samus B-W-H within.

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He wins with the Spartan Laser.

Post crisis supes? Only really the Emperor could stop. But if you're talking about cosmic armour supes than no not even the Chaos God's could stop him.

>Has Superman ever fought against his own atoms being shredded?
Yes multiple times.

Mister chef is a cool guy who kils allens and doesnt afraid of anything

I feel sorry for people like this.

How shitty must your life be that you cling to your fucking gender as something to make you feel superior. Literally the most basic aspect of yourself. It means you accomplished nothing in life.

They’re suit does literally 99% of the work.
Even lazy fat austists here could be as destructive as master Chief with those suits

Tech, samus has the clear advantage. However out of armor or in hand to hand combat, chief would likely rip her to pieces.

No, you have to be strong enough to use it or your body will be ripped apart because it cant keep up.

Why are you on this site?

>seething
Why would you get mad at the fact that men are stronger in general (ignoring samus)?

>has a little knife
???