Why haven't you taken the gacha pill, user?

There's all these games, with all these sexy girls, and they're all (technically) FREE! What's not to love?

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I know JPG on Google are free.

Because I'll let whalecucks spend their money while I get all the lewds for free.

I can go to pornhub or any hentai site instead of wasting money and hours for waifu.jpgs kys

I can jerk off to the porn without playing shit games. Worked for League, DOA, OW, and gachatrash so far.

JPGs can't tell you they love you, though

I'm not going to give money to the Jews of Aniplex of America.

100% transparency, my phone is too shit .

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because i havent been able to stick to one
girls frontline is the only one i stuck to for more than a few months and even that was mostly because i really liked the character designs. i just didnt see any reason to play when all i was doing was corpse dragging to level units id probably never use

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I fap early every morning so sex-based spooks have no effect on me.

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I've played many and all of them I delete after like a day cuz they're all boring as shit

All the games pretty much gives you a fappable portrait of the waifus and that's it.
If they gave some more you can do with your waifus other than watch em fight I'd be in it

Because there aren't any gachas with real girls (by which I mean futas)

Mata Hari is too good for this game and everyone in it.

You can use Vox to play on your computer

>letting bugmen spy on your pc in exchange for being able to play gachashit
horrible idea

I know enough JavaScript to make them say that they do to the extent that gacha girls do.

Play Korean or Japanese games

He means the emulators themselves, pretty much all of them except for Bluestacks are made by Chinese companies and frequently call home to Chinese I.P.'s.

:O

I sold my FGO acc with like 8 5* and started playing Langrisser.

Its more fun than that shit waifu simulator game.

i am interested what are some good gachas to start with.

Because only faggots and niggers play gachashit, and I am neither one of those things.

Imagine having so little test that a single fap can vanquish all your sex drive.

Dx2

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What is the source?

>recommending something with those rates and humans that ugly for a beginner
The demons are cool but fuck man this is terrible, it just makes me wish I was playing regular SMT. Only benefit is that some demons that haven't been in the series for a long time like Bodyconian are available.

>(((technically)))
If I wanted to play a gacha game which I do mainly for the waifus which I don't I'd just spend some time on sadpanda instead.

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Imagine if F/GO had AAA gameplay. They could make more money than Jeff Bezos.

Whoever has that bitch as their waifus has it easy.
Meanwhile here I am waiting for Jack rates to go up again so I can NOT roll her, get pissed off at the game again and not play for 6 months again.

Uh... Fate/Grand Order VR

>That
>AAA gameplay

Mata Hari is a severely underrated girl in f/go and it upsets me greatly.

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>whore
>underrated
Shes rated perfectly fine for being a whore.

You're a whore.

>Whore.
>If Mata Hari had a wish for the Holy Grail, it would probably be for a beloved partner and a happy household. More than anyone, she knows how weak she is as a Heroic Spirit, and has given up on that wish ever being granted.

>a whore wishing not to be a whore

A girl with a tragic life wishing for a happiness that she knows she will never have. You should try not to be so bitter, user.

>They could make more money than Jeff Bezos.

They already make billions EVERYDAY with the shitty combat and animations the game has.
And well last time I checked they made a 3D version of the game but I think its Japan only.

what kind of fucked up universe is this character from where there's no one who would want that, let alone with a woman as pretty as her?
This shit pisses me off, unless literally every female in that universe is a 10/10 sex goddess then this just isn't fucking possible. Is she a bitch? No, nevermind, not even with a terrible personality would this scenario ever happen.

dumb 1 star slut
That complex you've got is gonna get you burned one day kid.

user, she's dead, just like 99% of all Servants. She can't find a man because she was executed for being a spy.

Servants can't get pregnant.

Uh, Mata Hari was a literal prostitute bro.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mata_Hari

Time to summon some cute and funny servants

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I just read the doujins really. And the games I've tried they always felt like shit to play so yeah. Love live I played for a while but then accident happiness and I never got back to it

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oh ok well nevermind I have no idea what the fuck this is from or who this character is apart from that image and the sentence about her wish

Shes a fucking whore and a spy you dumb fuck. What kind of person would marry a traitorous whore.

Fuck off, retard.

refer toand also literally any desperate fuck would if she looked like that
Not me because I have a terminal fear relating to that though

I play FEH and Shadowverse sometimes.
I used to play KR, BF, and FGO, but got burned out on the grind.
I used to play PAD, but walled for a while and lost interest.
I tried AL and GBF, but AL lagged to hell on my phone and GBF broke in my browser.

Fuck this piece of shit game.

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Servants are not exact representations of how they were in life to be fair, one of them is a lion and another resembles his work, and now that she is a servant the chances of her wish occuring are slim to none. She basically needs something like true magic or the grail to get it, neither of which is realistically within her grasp.
She was very much desired by men in life (literal prositute/honeypot) and even had a husband for a time, who turned out to be a wife beater. She basically never found a good man, so she wishes for one in her new state. Not that hard to understand, and very easy to sympathize with.

>complex
What?

I play the one that has gameplay

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are there any gachas with both good gameplay and cute girls?
rhythm games dont count
azur lane isnt fun either

>craft essence
and there's the reason I don't play this
Fuck craft essence, fuck wyrmprints, fuck seal caps, fuck siren tears, anything that's just like "here bro have an item instead of a character" can fuck right off
I'd rather even just get a dupe like in battle cats, those items just feel like the game spitting in my face

idk but those feet are cute

FEH unironically does a lot of things better than mainline Fire Emblem in terms of gameplay.

Let's just get this party started

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I see. Kind of confusing but I get it, she's like a ghost.

>hating on Sherry
imagine having taste this shit

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lol you literally just started the game faggot

Pretty much

Masturbating: 2 seconds pleasure when cum is out

why do you do this? living fapfree is better

Play Langrisser.

Only FGO is worth playing desu.

Short explanation is that a magical cup summons heroes to fight for their masters. Basically it takes a known heroic tale and summons the heroic spirit from it, it's not an exact process and the cup screws up slot though.
For example, Da Vinci was summoned in the form of the Mona Lisa, Gorgon/Medusa is able to be summoned despite not being a hero and even goddesses are able to be summoned under the right circumstances.

Basically yeah, they are essentially ghosts. Though you don't have to be dead to be summoned, or even have been alive at any point before the summoning.

>Not hating another whore

Shorter answer. Magic battle royale.

is there a webite or something where you can keep track of the newest gachas that are coming out?

user, she died a virgin

Cum-powered ghosts, don't forget.

/vg/

sounds like a really lame version of SMT

How do you like this not SHAFT PV?
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More sakurafaces?

I'm not an idiot, that's why.

Are there any decent gachas that aren't resource intensive?

pretty sure she was sleeping with Kerry's father and the whole village in the LN.

I don't think it's a bad thing. I personally wish fapping every morning would take care of me for the day so I can concentrate on other more meaningful stuff.

They are noticeably different in many regards, but the base concept is similar now that I think about it.
The groundwork and lore of the Fate series is actually really cool, though I can't say the same for a lot of the content.
I am content to just enjoy heroes duking it out though, so it's fine.

>so I can concentrate on other more meaningful stuff.
Like finding the next thing to fap to.

>OP using a 1star free servant who is a literal whore - Mata Hari - a spy who just fucked lots of people.
Low hanging fruit.

I don't need to play the games to appreciate the pictures.

Langrisser. Despite its horrific shilling, its actually a pretty good game that feels like a game. Its Girls are some pretty damn high quality ones.

Houkai impact 3rd. Action based combat.

The gameplay is rarely interesting enough, so would have to be carried by me having an interest in either the girls or the story. I'm also just not the type to pay for undefined microtransactions, I'm too safe with my money. The only big one I haven't tried that I'd like to is Grand Order, since it's not out here. The girls are god tier, so I'd like to though.

If a gacha game

- Was fun enough to carry my enjoyment for more than an hour or two
- Was part of an IP that I care about the characters a LOT for
- Was actually released in Europe, then maybe

I'd be totally up for a good NIS-themed gacha. I want all of the Metallias and Descos. Those two are characters I'd genuinely consider paying money for drops of JPGs of, which I wouldn't for almost anyone else.

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Every girl is a whore.

ah ok so that's what Fate is all about then
I knew of Fate solely through memes and repetitive fan stuff like Sakurafish poster (F), and the Sader figure. I never really thought to actually try out FSN or any of the other material, especially the infamously brutal gacha game.

>ah ok so that's what Fate is all about then
Mostly. They're all a little different, but they generally follow the same idea of a battle Royale. For example, one time they were in a virtual world (90% of this show sucked, but Nursery Rhyme's chapter was a visual turn on) another time had a Red vs Blue scenario.
By no means an amazing series, but it is enjoyable and the music is always 10/10 for some reason. I can't think of one with a bad OST at all, anyway.

>Sakurafish poster (F)
What? Are they gone now?

Mods put a kibosh on them. Had a farewell and everything.

Sakurafish posting and his trip was rangebanned permanently sometime in 2017 I recall.

Aww man, I used to like heading there every now and then.

Brown dust has managed to keep my interest for the 30 or so minutes a day I have for mobage. I like that you can set it to auto battle and do stuff while it grinds for you.
The three musketeer waifus are extremely powerful when used in tandem. Green a best.

Also
>Summon Aie after getting stomped by her in the arena constantly
>Fuck yes now I can turn shitters into monkeys
>Select her on the main menu
>Pic related
Based

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WA!

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Navel game is strong in Langrisser. I was concerned with the not-Urushihara art at first, but I'm coming around.

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why must she be trapped in such a shitty game

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>why are you not spending money on ecchi anime jaypegs?
gelbooru

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>0.2% chance for highest rarity draws

I've been hooked on this for almost a year now. Playing this on PC with a keyboard is optimal for me.

Low for sure. But the game seems to absolutely drown you in free draws and premium currency. I've got a handful of 5*s already and didn't even reroll. I do only play for a short time a day though. So all the free shit is lasting quite a while.

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That fucking song and Yagyu are cool as fuck

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>download 100jpgs of cute girls
>Number them one to 100
>Go to random number generator
>Click and save whatever image the webpage told me to
There, you emulated the gacha experience without giving money to people who literally laugh at their clients

There's an upcoming KoF "gacha" game which legit looks pretty amazing

>which legit looks pretty amazing
Here we go again.

>testosterone = sex drive

if that were true then how come all these basedfilled betas are constantly horny and posting anime all the time, scooby doo that one for me

you are both of those things

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I'm a permaweeb and even I know I could just go to sadpanda for a quickee

Don't ever EVER reply to me you giga cuck

I wasted all my fucking scrolls and crystal to get that bitch and I didnt.
Granted I got the previous brown sisters from last weeks banner and that was fine, but that loli is who I was really after.

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god she is cute

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