Hey Faggots- SMELLS from your PC are now here, soon to be integrated into games

Can someone summarize this coherently so I don't have to read this word vomit?

jews bad

Gave Newell wanted this shit
There's a prototype of VR googles with scent emisor

fartbox for your pc

>ur still gay
Well, with that sort of of wit and the understanding of the potential in this project you've shown, I must admit, you've shamed me into the silence. Clearly, I and mt=y colleagues need to go back to the drawing board. That withering, biting attack on the entire substance of this project, with the statement: "ur still gay lol," without even a single word spelled or used properly and with NO punctuation used correctly, it's clear that I'm REALLY dealing with the big guns here now.
So, I guess it's back to the drawing board. And while here, a quick but pertinent question-- why should I have to share air on the same planet with someone like you? I genuinely mean that. Why should someone as fucking stupid and you-- and not only stupid, but PROUD of just how stupid you are-- be allowed to draw breath or even eat? Why SHOULDN'T you be machine gunned into a massive pit somewhere in the orrest, other than the wasted cost of the bullet and the labor used to big the trench? In that sense, maybe more efficient to just cover you in petrol and set you alight, depending on the price of petrol at the time, which would also serve as a warning to the more "lack-jawed types" to mind their tongues.

just ONE sentence typed by you is a powerful argument indeed for eugenics.

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ok but why are u so mad about it?

ur still gay

Mhhh, ja Alde. Ja Junge, Alde. Dat is Kaffee, echt jetz. Und Kaffee is numal lecker. Äh-äh, schwarz, stark und vor allem: schön lecker. Äh, echt jetz. Ja Junge, wenn ich ehrlich bin, dann, äh, trinke ich am Liebsten echt schwarzen Kaffee. Schwarzer Junge! Jetzt echt schwarzer Kaffee, woa Junge. Äh, der schmeckt richtig. Richtig lecker schmeckt der. Echt jetzt. Dat is wie mit den Figuren hier, echt jetz, Junge. Mh? Äh. Nur dat die ned schwarz sind, äh. Aber wat die Figuren jetzt echt mit dem Kaffee zu tun haben, woah? Dat will ich dir jetzt echt mal erklären, Alde. Ja, dat liegt ja wohl ganz klar auf der Hand oder wat, wa? Aber als Ärztin müsst du da echt wissen, wat jetz der Kaffee damit zu tun hat. Äh, schöner, schwarzer, heißer, schöner Kaffee, scheise. Schwarzer, Junge! Der is doch nich mehr schwarz, wenne da Milch reintust. Ich erklär dir das erst nommal: Schwarzer, schöner, heißer Kaffee, äh, richtig dunkelschwarzer, heißer Kaffee, mh?

Mhh. Hm-hhhmmmmm.

Ich glaub, ich hab mir grad echtn Ei eingeklemmt, Scheise Junge.

Äh, schwarzer Kaffee Junge, weißte eigentlich, wie gut der schmeckt, Junge, echt jetz. Äh, und wenn ich Kaffee sag, woa? Dann meine ich richtig dunkelschwarzen, kochend heißen, äh, echt leckeren, dunkelschwarzen Kaffee, Junge. Äh, und wenn du meinen Kaffee anpackst, woah Junge, äh... Dann trete ich dir deine fiese Schnauze aus der Fresse! Mhhhhmmm. Die fiese Fresse! Mhhhmmm. Auser Schnauze.

>simulating braps
It's time

this mf'er said mt=y lol, learn to type dummy

what is this smell-o-vision shit? haven't they learned by now?

>smell of pussy constantly emanating from the box

Imagine the smell haha

>read this word vomit?
Wow, let me guess-- you're an English and Classics major at Bowdoin? Amherst? The genius displayed here, really remarkable.
How do I put it in terms a retard can understand?
A. "smell box" with various chemicals attached to your high en PC. When these chemicals/powders are combined and vaporized, they can smell good, bad, like smells, burned metal, depending on the game or the "chat" and what "smell" you'd like to send to your "Friend"at the time, or depending on the game and what "smell" is appropriate for the scene.
Thus for a battle scene you'd expect to smell...something resembling cordite, gun power, burning metal, burning iron, various types of fire smells, the smell of burning flesh etc...
In a game like,,"witcher 3" when you are being seduced, you might, for example, smell the girl's perfume. How many times do we hear that Yen smells like "Lilacs and gooseberries?"
That that explanation possibly penetrate your bugman IQ? Do you need a safe space now, since some dirty words were used?

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I can't wait until I can use this with VR fetish games

in the future we will not need to imagine the smell, the smell will already be wafting into our waiting nostrils

still gay lol

This has to be pasta

>this mf'er said mt=y
Oh, hell if I did. In this nu Yea Forums, so full of geniuses, I can only hang y head in embarrassment. A place where i had to explain THREE fucking times why id is ptentillly important and what the potential applications for gming would be. And, even still, I'd bet thag 75% of the fucking degenerates here don't get it, and of th 25% who DO, over 90% of THOSE are ficused on it as a possible way to smell a skank's ass or cunt over chat, rather than show excitement over the fucking AMAZING this, combined with VR, could make an experience in a "war zone" in a fucking First Person Shooter game.
I'm actually going to look for-- maybe even found-- a company that focuses on this, since as they move more kangz in, lower our birth rate, raise our suicide rate, and in general demoralize us in every way possible, people will notice d

lol ur still gay

>This has to be pasta
No, it's merely a reflection of your own retardation and the state of the poor education and low IQ in the US. The fact that you quite literally "CANNOT BELIEVE" that I typed that up in less than 3 minutes, with the Godfather 2 on in the background, and with Fallout 3 paused, is testament to the HUGE gap between the very IW (ME) and the very low, 56er IQ (YOU).

nah, I thought it was pasta because you sound like you have autism and your grammar is shit. Now I just know it's low functioning autism.

nah thats the just gay lol

This is a horrible idea

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>other players can now literally smell your farts as you tea-bag their incapacitated bodies

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>I thought it was pasta because you sound like you have autism and your grammar is shit
No. It's because it's better written than anything you have EVER written in your fucking life. You might be correct in one sense, I way have elements of autism, but I've had my papers (in everything from Literature to Evolutionary History) read out in class as oth a UG than as an Ma student enough times to know that I'm a better writer tha anyone at oe of the at one of the t-3 liberal arts and then oe of the t-2 Ivies where I was doing my graduat work. THESE people were lectured with my papers as to "what an A+ paper sounds like" after some of the Jews bitched about someone (ME) throwing off the grading curve an HOW and WHY.
Thus, if the smartest and most devious Jews IN THE WORLD had no chance against me in terms of writing, what chance does a random hard-on like you stand? No much of one. :)

yeah but ya gay lol

Oh and yes, I know you will bitch about the 3 or 4 grammar mistakes there but this is simply me getting my thoughts down ASAP and not correcting a single thing, so , yes, expect typos.
Still does nothing to change that fact that the scumbags fresh from Deerfield/Phillips-Andover/Choate had to hear MY fucking papers tad to them as "an example" eh they came from a school that cost their parents $60k per year, and I came from a shitty catholic school here I was on scholarship and paid ZERO. I was simply SMARTER than all of he fucking, 4th-5th generation Deerfield/Exeter/Choate legacies, a goodly number of whom had campus buildings bearing their surnames. :)

too bad they couldn't teach you how to be less gay lol

lmao, you REALLY are a athetic mothefucker who didn't get enough attention from mommy and daddy as a kid. Which means you are either the 3rd or 4th chid in a very big family, or your parents had substance issues, correct? Which one as it? Be honest how.

ur gay lol

>Lose a round of deathmatch because I didn't check the fluid levels on my fart scent cartridge and wasn't able to smell the enemy team from around corners

every time

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>Y are a athetic mothefucker
Ah, perdón! a PATHETIC motherfucker, sure you wish you were "athletic." In actuality, you're about 12 years old, a spic, one or 6 kids, my estimate is 4th, and one or both or your parents have serious drug or alcohi iissues. Correct? Your need for attention is so fucking pathetic, and your IQ so ow (ossibly due to fetal alcohol system) that you KNOW you aren't smart enough to be a part of the bigger conversation, so you hope if you just keep repeating "gay" the way you do in your 4th grade class someone will notice you, even if it means they are laughing AT YOU, not with you.
Your very, very dee p NEED FOR ATTENTION overrides ANY concern for making a fool of yourself. In short, you simply want people playing attention to you, even if it's to merely say "what an annoying fucking asshole" and hen move on.
Now see YOU, YOU genuinely fit the profile of a "school shooter," in terms o f this insatiable desire for attention at any cost. The authorities really SHOULD be afraid for the safety of those around you.

still gay lol

>230$
>have to constantly buy cartridges to mimic ever smell
doa jim

Wasn't there a device that did this for PS2? The real issue with these type of devices is software integration, and unless it becomes pretty common, it's not happening. Sorry braplovers, but people aren't that interested. Shit, VR, which is a huge dream for very many people has had a very rocky start.

>Brapfag

Disgusting. I just like sweaty asses and vaginas.

FOR THE FEW SERIOUS OLDFAGS HERE;
what do you see as the potential here? My fear is that it will be bought up by facebberg for a few hundred million. NOT because they seriously intend to do anything cool with it, but just so no competitor can.
Times like these are when I genuinely mourn for Jobs, since I believe he could have taken the basic technology of this and used it to make something really fucking cool.
If it's fucking marketed right-- for a few years at least, it can only be desktops-- it will be part of "hookup culture" where tinder whoes send one another pretty smells. My guess is that it will be Russia or China, possibly Korea who takes the lead in this as far as gaming.
Nippon will release some kind of app where you can pair it with VR and "see, hear and smell" the cheery blossom festival.
After this, next step of course is "feels, which, to an, extent we have already in th form of "rumnle packs" for controllers.. BUT...what about some kind of fucking or even a vest to somehow mimic the motion you feel in a car, or the pain of a gunshot wound....
I would bet my ass they are already working on these projects in China, while executivs here worry about censoring bad words, making sure there are enough feale kangz in "leadership positions" (where she has to be given a shadow to do the REAL work and make sure she doesn't destroy too much.

PS FAGGOTS- THIS IS TAIWAN AIRPORT, WHICH JUST RECENTLY OPENED, AND WHICH HAS SO MUCH COOL SHIT, SOME FUCKING PEOPLE ARE GOING TO THE FUCKNG AIRPORT JUST FOR VACATION!
MEANWHILE, WE HAVE NOT ONLY NIGGERS (BROUGHT HERE BY JEWISH SLAVERS) AND "EQUALITY" (FORCED ONTO US BY THE JEW, WHILE THEY SURE AS HELL KEPT ISRAEL SEGREGATED).
NOW, ADD INTO THIS OVER 4 TRILLION (YES, NUMBER IS CORRECT) IN WARS FOR ISRAEL. PLUS THE COST OF PTSD, AND FAMILIES TORN APART, ETC.. THESE SAME JEWS WHO WOB'T LWT US HAVE A VORDER WALL...

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And here we have JFK airport, located in Queens, NYC. It was ranked 2nd worst IN THE WORLD, only behind Manilla in the Philippines. Now, think REALLY hard-- can anyone point out the priamary difference bettwen these 2 airports? JFK, when it opened as IDLEWILD AIRPORT, was beautiful and state of the art. Any guesses on who ruined it?
And no, I don't think it's "Evil White People," since Airports like Denver, John Wayne in Orange County,, Boulder, all all clean and beautiful, despite lacking the money and high tech features of Taiwan (since that money all went to Israel).
A recent study showed that Whites, in the course of their lives, ADD about $275,000 in value to the nation the leave behind when the die, which negores and Hispanics act as WELFARE LEECHES And take out.
What this thi matter and what has this t do with Vdya? If you'v ever been to Worst Korea, you'll notice samsung monitors everywhere, showing news,sports, etc, without any real protection from marauding "youths" whom in the USAm would have htem all shashed within a few days. And tey, in Korea, it's not the slightest issue.
WHY??? Despite some of their inane politics, innately the tRUST ONE ANOTHER since they LOOK LIKE EACH OTHER. DEMOGRAPHICS IS DESTINY.

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still gay lol

>Can smell meleefags even when you don't go to tournaments

The opening of the terminal has since been delayed to at least 2023. still gay lol

Niggas ITT acting like candles don’t exist

That's funny cause Koreans, Philippinos and Chinese are the savage animals, not black people.

Scent cartridges would be more expensive than printer cartridges.

When was the last time you used a printer for a video game.

Yeah thats what i thought.

Smellfags are almost as obnoxious as furfags. Footfags are a close third.

lmao why
they aren't shooting themselves in the inner cities

Show me a candle that smells like sweaty girl ass.

Scented candles with no light powered and controlled by smartphone/pc.

One more stat re: TAIWAN, Why did I pick it? Bc of the airport, & also due to the fact that a few years before apartheid ended the nations were basically equal in terms of GDP.
Should also mention00 and I hope a few smart user will look into this and check it out for me and confirm that I'm correct all these recent slogans you hear in the West like "X must fall," "White monopoly capital," "Fees must fall," "decolonize education," "There is no such thing as truth.
ALL OF THESE are now popular slogans on the most prestigious US uni campuses. Where did they originate? South Africa, of course. Before the "huff post" bought out news 24, you could gt into from relgular ppl living there AND EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.OF. THOSE BULLSHIT SLOGANS WERE DEVEOPED BY THE COMMUNIST CHINks WITH THE INTENT TO OVERTHROW THE WEST EVENTUALLY.
I don
t expect you yoo take my word for it, I could be a lunatic. Check the "wat back machine" and the comments on news 24 comments section, where normal Boers exlain everything.
Also, watch footage of some of the farm attacks, where you'll see kaffirs weating a $35,000 plus backback intended to jam all cellphones and radio signals in the area, you should be getting suspicious.
Finally, what should "seal the deal" for you? The Chinks, after supposedly giving the uma gvt a huge bribe, gad themselves declared "black" by the SA gvt. May not seem like a big deal on surface, butalong with that comes the right to by frms whites own, work job white allowed to due to their, "past treatment," own media and employ only chinks (no company in SA in allowed to be "majority White."
So lads, you may count on the fact that in 5-10 yrs from now, it will be kown as "chinese colonial africa."
The chinks just took possession of the port of Kenyetta, built by the Brits. How? Well, see, the chinks lent them a few billion dollars, knowing they could never pay it back, and insisting on the port as collateral. There u go. And it WILL keep on like this.

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ur still gay lol

>lots of video games are violent and involve death
>"now you can really smell the corpses!"
who wants this

>install this
>start playing shooter game
>suddenly smell realistic burned material
>polygons start going apeshit
>gpu dies

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>very gay
also
>making your room into a gas chamber

>Scent cartridges would be more expensive than printer cartridges.
>When was the last time you used a printer for a video game
But dumy, you don't NEED to use a printer for a vifya game, there is no extra feature. And YES, it would be ex[ensive, esp at first. But you'd have multiple markets. I'm seriously thinking about startig a company. You'd hve the yoga, New Age, Meditation types full of whatever nonsense their jewish yoga or pilates teacher stuffed into ther head that day: "the smell of x calms you and willhelp you achieve your dreams."
And can make sure those of these type with most instgram followers are on the take from the company to use it. Once you get a cunt like the jewess "jessica mulrooney" and then he mulatto buddy Meghan Makle to use it, you're a mluti-billion company if you are at all competent.
the other market is fucking gamers, possibly weebo fags. Gamers want to smell burning flesh,cordite, burning metal, whatever while laying.. a FPS. Weebs want to smell something...who knows, lavender, while they are jacking it to their waifu.
I want to copyright my idea before the Jews steal it. It's a 100% success id it's done right and marketed right.

I'd love this for my shemale porn.
Imagine getting your nose deep in this tight pussy.

still super gay lol

I only came here to see if someone would post the webm of the guy smelling through some sort of device and having a more than pleased look on his face

Fucking could make a deal with Aplle and their shitty smart phone, telling you that your blood-pressure is good, and then recommending a "calming" scent and music picked by (insert corrupt but welll-known Jewish guru here, who also gets a piece...Gewnyth Palthrow Maybe!)
Any idea how fucking big this could get, even withoutthe game aspect, if you marketed it right, paired the music with the goddam sent from the machine, and got con-atisr celebs lke gwenyth palthrow involved? It's literally a biLLION dollar idea. No idea why I'm sharing it here, but you all are too worthless to do it. I on the other hand, will actually do it...
I'm a copyright lawyer by trining, which going to be the toughest fucking part of all this, but I'm 99% sure I can do it My family also know a lot of these actresses. Entire thing is fucking perfect. All one nees to do is convince the catlady cunts this s "the next big trendy thing." And watch me get fucking rich,,,
also, imagine all the "secret combos" could smell, that are one time use packets from fucking....egyot, or the himylalyas or
india to make them more exotic and more fucking extensive...even include a small bit of Karom in some of hem to make them adductive.

nah its too gay lol

You could have a fucking scent for every occassion...it would be narketed toward females so...for "the beach" (of course, would make a small one with a mask for traveling. then, one for "dinnr partes," one for "night out on the patio wit that special soeonem" one for "making love," one for "Getting over a break up." Now that's the female wing, almost surely the most profitable one.
The male one would CIRECTLY coordinate with games and five tou smells like pertol, cordite, blood, oil, fire powder, burning metak, burning flesh....none of these fucking things are hard to simulate. Noor are they gangeroud to simulate.
This fucker in the OP sure isn't printing a lt of them, and is sellign them for $300. By mass producing, get the price for the "basic" one down to $115," but of course inclide fr th girls "special editions" signed by oprah, palthrow, giselle, etc..
One that promises girls "greater power of seduction" when they are on that date or long weekend with Cha htunder cock, etc... This is a MULITI-BILLION IDEA.

Based germ bros

just straight up gay lol

Here's another multi-million dollar you scums culdn't come up with if you were on fire. Each of these fucking boxes has "an easter egg," a hidden smell. something REALLY good and amazing, but the trick is, YOU cannot activate yourself, only someone else can by sending a special code to your machine (which would cost shekels, of course).
Just not sure if it's better to rent these fucking things or sell them directly. And, also, my idea would be to rent them to people thecable cable companies do with boxes, and once every month or two, the gy from the company shows up to fill it up with all sorts of new oiwer

increasing amounts of gay lol

I am a complete fucking genius. And I dob't even DO marketing shit, if I kept control and surrounded myself with 7 savage jews, this could eaiy be a WW thing. Could even sell fucking...JEwelry to young people where the BF pay to have the heat around his GFs neck suddenly release the aura or roses all around her race. it is a multi-billion shekel idea...

Completely gay lol

to bad i lost my sense of smell

Wow, my home appliances can now BOTH spy on me AND gas me? Now this is the future!!