Be British soldier

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>His reputed punishment was to spend a weekend carrying out guard duties at the 3 Rifles base at Redford Barracks in the Scottish capital.

Headline makes it seems like he was arrested or some shit.

The west has become a sick joke, we live in clown world.

Honk honk niggas

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>play left 4 dead
>purposely join expert campaigns in progress
>theyre about to finish
>team kill them all
LOCK ME UP

So it's different because this is fake practice and not real practice?

Well that seems reasonable
What happened to honesty in journalism.

>Kills teammates because he's tired of being at the computer and wants real practice
>His punishment is being removed from the computer and getting real practice

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The UK is a glimpse at some perverted dystopian future

>Team killing faggot gets what he deserved
Why should I be upset about this?

so he got what he wanted. cool.

When has there ever been any?

Pretty much, it also sends the wrong message. It's blurring the lines of fantasy and reality. If you did this to someone who was a bit off balance you could sweep the concept of reality from them and drive them straight to the crazy house because there is no longer any seperation of said fantasy and reality. If you die in the game you die for real.

Deceitful headlines never used to be a thing

raged hard lmao

>This is real

No, no it's not.

>guard duty
>practice

You sure are retarded.

telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/03/24/soldier-charged-going-rogue-computer-game-virtual-battlefield/

Honestly he's right. If you can do it irl there's no point in doing in in virtual.

Shut up, mangy dog. He wasn't "playing a game", it was a training program. And he didn't "get arrested and charged", he was put to shit cleaner duty like the disobedient soldier he is.

>"going rogue"
The guy just got sick of playing the same vidya over and over again and let off some steam, they make it sound like he joined some terrorist cell or something.

What? More like utopia

Not that user, but if I was in that soldiers shoes, I'd honestly be happy to just get put on guard duty over doing more shit on a computer.

>read headline
>live in uk
>remember I team-killed for fun like a day ago
>lock doors
Any games with this feel?

real life

>Be officer
>Looking forward to a stag do in Amsterdam over the weekend
>Steve calls in unable to do guard duty as pussy has an inflamed appendix
>No one else wants to cover the shift as it's on the weekend, are already working, or themselves are going to Johns stag do
>Fuck going to have to cover it myself
>See dickhead Dan teamkilling in the background
>Court-marshall him into guard duty
>Spend weekend fucked off my face at bars and cafe's

Wouldnt be surprised if this was what unfolded.

>eldritch high ranking boomer reads about vr in a tabloid
>this is the future we need to get on this now
>fills an empty storage room with mud, sticks, and leaves for "atmosphere"
>buys a bunch of cheap laptops with nothing but arma installed
>writes HOLODECK on the door in sharpie

Fucking Dan.

>download America's Army
>start gun range tutorial
>turn around and open fire on drill sergeant
>get sent to virtual Leavenworth
>uninstall game

What the absolute fuck is wrong with britain?

>I would be so happy to literally stand and do nothing for 72 hours
No you wouldn't.

honk honk

>standing around doing nothing is more fun than playing games on the computer
be contrarian all you like, but put some thought into it at least

RUUUUUULE BRITANNIA

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Lol, just imagine you sign up for the army thinking you'll be shooting real guns then you're stuck playing Call of Duty just like before you joined.

>kid jumps in to save drowning sister
>adults let him drown
>water was only 6 feet deep
no wonder the adults are shit, the good ones die as kids, sad