ITT: dumbest ways a video game character has influenced you

ITT: dumbest ways a video game character has influenced you

I started smoking when I got into the Metal Gear Solid series 3 months ago because of Snake (Old Snake in particular). I just wanted to as cool as I can be as him.

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>when Ingot into the Metal Gear Solid series
>3 months ago

Fuck you, faggot.

Did you put them in your butt?

you're retarded

bump

bump a fork up your nostril faggot

>ITT: dumbest ways a video game character has influenced you

I had a trucking job because I played euro truck simulator 2. lasted about four months before I got bored and bailed on it.

now all you gotta do is buy a portable ashtray, smoke a few puffs and toss it in there

All right guys, I got a doozy. I unironically got an eatting disorder from playing Kirby. yes at one point I was fucking huge, i'm thinish now and don't eat this way anymore, I have no excuses, and still feel quite retarded when I look back on it. pp.p.poyo......

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I recite William Blake poetry when i'm alone because i'm autistic like V.

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Bump.

>Old Snake
>Cool
So what drugs were you on before that?

OP would probably start taking malaria medication after finishing Far Cry 2.

I decide to start wearing animals and go on murder sprees against the Russian mob. Now I'm dead.

jej if srs

Okay, be honest, who here started their pain killers addiction so they could be like Max Payne?

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I'm actually really serious, food just felt better going down that way.

I started masturbating five plus times a day because of MGQ.

I have started to wear similar clothes to her, but colouristically. I have a coat like her and I wear it with dark sweater and pants.

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jej

I filled a sarcophagus with explosives

When I was 14/15 I would run/walk like Niko Bellic. Everywhere. At school, on the streets, shopping with my mom, everywhere. Jump like him too.

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Sonic the hedgehog and some dragon ball got me into fitness, and being fast, I jog and ride my bike everyday to work and school thanks to this blue rodent

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I replaced most of my clothing with leather sleeveless tops and black tights after playing ninja gaiden.

The worst I do is if I'm home alone and I'm waiting for something like the microwave, I'll start doing those arm-waving squats Cloud does in FFVII.

>Christian moms worried GTA will turn their kids into murdering psychos
>actually just makes them run like autists
top kek

Got something for you to suck right here dude. It' my penis lol

Every time I get out of a car, I always do it the same way Noble Six does in the first cutscene in Halo Reach

DON'T

OwO

borb

I ran like Shadow The Hedgehog on school
I tried to bullet jump like Max Payne when i was also in school
I tried to mimic the persona 3 MC in high school

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Good bait.
For a minute I thought you were actually retarded.
Can you imagine someone starting to smoke, in 2019, because of a video game?!

I guess crazier things have happened, but by God you'd have to be literally retarded.

Good joke.
Almost got me!

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>smoking real cigarettes
dumbass lmao

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real vapes don't sing to me and make large amounts of time pass. however real cigarettes do reveal hidden laser traps and relieve stress.