"XBOX ON!"

"XBOX ON!"
>nothing
>clear throat
"XBOX ON!"
>nothing
>sit up straight
"XBOX ON!"
>nothing
>smile
"XBOX ON!"
>nothing
>furrow lips and scowl
>deeper voice
"XBOX ON!"
>nothing
>pleasant smile
>polite tone
"XBOX ON!"
>nothing
"Fuck it!!"
>press Xbox button on controller
>console turns on
>smile triumphantly as I think "Now this is the Xbox One experience"
>controller flashes red like a rave
>double a batteries dead

based and redpilled

cringe and bluepilled

I keep a massive paper bag of batteries at all times next to my table. I get them for free so it's better than recharging a PS4 controller.

"XBOX ON!"
>nothing
"XBOX!"
>1 second pause
"ON!"
>"Welcome to the Xbox One X, the most powerful console ever made. Would you like to watch our 10 minuet presentation about Blacks at Xbox?"
"XBOX, PLAY PUB GEE."
>"Your digital license for PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS has been donated to Blacks at Xbox and will be redistributed to PC gamers."

Keep being based Xbro

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>"Now this is the Xbox One experience"
>controller flashes red like a rave
are you lying on Yea Forums?

Doesn't he ever get sick of only eating chicken?

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At least it was donated to a good cause. Keep on keepin' on, brother

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Where's that pic of the evolution of Xboxfags?

skeletons are cool

When you win a game of PUBG it says "Winner winner chicken dinner" which is what he's referencing

Is his name Xbro, Xbone or Xkeleton? My drawing depends on a proper name.

Personally I call him Xbones

"XBOX ON!"
>'INITIATING YOUR XBOX ONE EXPERIENCE'
"XBOX, ACTIVATE THE VIDEO GAMES!!!"
>[&!ERROR: NO DATA FOUND]’

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Xbone is what I see most people call him

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stadiafags are degenerate waifufags
xbox skellyman is the correct way to go

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Huh. I am now considering purchasing an Xbox. Xbox fans seem to be down to earth, chill, and willing to accept criticism while not requiring fans become partisans. They can also laugh at themselves. I like it.

One of the better OCs Yea Forums has churned out recently. What's going on?

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please do you have milk i need milk

>Sony E3 2017
>11 games (7 first party, 2 DLC, 1 remake/remaster)
>Microsoft E3 2017
>23 games (8 first party, 1 DLC)

>Sony E3 2018
>12 games (5 first party)
>Microsoft E3 2018
>27 games (8 first party, 2 DLC)

>Sony E3 2019
>0 games
>Microsoft E3 2019
>30+ games

Microsoft E3 2019
>Xbox Scarlet, two new consoles in same style of Xbox One S and Xbox One X.
>Xbox Scarlet games playing natively on PC
>Many BC titles on PC including Xbox One, Xbox 360, and OG Xbox, expected to launch October 2019
>Xbox Scarlet game development will allow games to be sold on Xbox One/PC at discretion of publishers
>Xbox Game Pass expanded - day 1 first party/second party games, third party AAA games a couple months after launch, indie games all the time
>More studios acquired, expect at least 3 announcements
>Xcloud detailed, stream from your xbox console to your Windows/iOS/Android device. Microsoft will offer streaming from Microsoft Azure by end of year 2019.
>Play Anywhere now applies to everything. If you own it digitally, download it to your Xbox or PC, or stream it to your Windows, iOS, or Android device.
>Xbox Live Gold will continue to offer the best complimentary games for subscribers each month
>New Xbox controller variations. Standard, Elite, and Hybrid
>Halo Infinite
>Gears 5
>Fable RPG
>Ori and the Will of the Wisps
>Cyberpunk 2077
>Rocksteady DC game
>Harry Potter RPG
>Battletoads
>Killer Instinct
>More than 30 games shown off

Meanwhile at Sony E3 2019
>*crickets*

You need calcium to build strong bones.

You seem like a pretty cool guy. Don't come to Yea Forums tomorrow.

MCDONALDS MCDONALDS

Today I will remind them

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In some countries it’s already tomorrow

>Microsoft 2019
>Xbox SAD Edition

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>PS4 “Pro”
>every owner is a shitskin jobless loser
What did they mean by this?

BASED

The thing is at 4:00PM EST so do the math bob

Both are top tier OC. But I will admit that Xbone is slightly better

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But we’re on daylight savings time

based

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Why is xbox represented by a skeleton?

delete

I am very excited to play Rare Replay on my Nintendo Switch.

based skellybot poster

have you heard of scalebound?

Use your brain user... Think...

Thread Theme
youtube.com/watch?v=79AR0VC5wCA

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Because the Xbox fanbase on Yea Forums was dead after the Xbox One reveal.

x(bone)

>xbox fight
>"I HAVE A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU"

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HOW CAN YOU KILL A GOD?!

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>xbox fight
Xbawks turn off.

>No Xbox Necron edits yet
Wtf

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fucking KEK

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> "hahaha yeah, that's a cool trick. don't worry I do it to everyone.". ;_;

Finished. Can anyone stop Xbone-sama?

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BASED

Cringe and yikes

>even speaks like a negro
this is god tier m8

I love it, it's so fucking good god damn
I need to learn to draw way better than what I do now

we need more

imgur.com/a/QWz0pO2

Based

absolutely based.

cringe

Considering Yggdrasil was a trash p2w shithole I guess he would enjoy BDO.

qt

same fag, also this ain't it chief

haha no

I feel bad for xbox one x
If they had hardware like that back in 2013 and didn't focus on kinect it would have shat over ps4 and switch
Sadly they released a hunk of garbage and it lost all of its exclusives
Who the fuck cared about kinect Hdmi in and bloody 32mb of edram? I had one from 2014-2016 and sold it absolutely garbage it doesn't even have mcc anymore lul pc does

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>nervouslaughter.jpg

Kekekek

Consolewar shit is cringe unless you are fapping to tans

Agreed. However I do like the idea of tans having rivalries with each other and having big egos.

gay

You tried, Xniggie.

It's cool if they're gay too, yes.

double gay, who the fuck is xniggie

That was last gen. Blacks all jumped ship to PS4 this gen.

>Harry Potter RPG
Nani?

filter it

/ctt/ is gonna be a lot more active now. I can tell.

Yup

imgur.com/a/HhFHUVu

Noice, well done.

holy fuck you'r retarded

*You're

based demiurge

Stadia did something right. There's been an explosion of OC lately.

it's genuinely amazing how much OC has been created due to the stadia image

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Why? Because he's noticing that same shit thread keeps getting made day after day?

>not fapping to tans while shitposting
Wagie your lucky it's 4pm and u got off work mate

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These posts are spam.

even steveposters got involved

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I just hope wojakfags don't get butthurt and find a way to get it banned

Because Xbox is dead

they already retaliated basically the day after the oc started getting pumped out, which then prompted the return of sachikoposter and their CP

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They'd have to get /ctt/ banned to make that happen. And's that's impossible.

Based minecraft steverposters

they're best friends

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cringe
skelebro is supposed to be cute
not a tryhard edgelord like ainz

What about Xbox is cute?

I've only known Stadia-tan for a few days now. But if anything had happened to her I'd kill everyone browsing this board and then myself.

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So, I shouldn't draw guro of her?

>Xbox is cute

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okay this is epic

how is a backwards cap radical 90's skelly NOT cute

Fair points, I can agree. I'll draw him cute instead next time.

>GOOGLE KILL ME
Will do sir.

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You could have both side-by-side or try to fuse them.

based

Yeah, I'll come up with a good balance or compromise. I still have to do something with PCbro and Nintenbro as well.

xbone being dead and collecting dust

thank you
besides
switch doggo and xbone skelly are best friends
it's a dog and a skeleton made of bones, come on

>play pubg
>win because Im the only person playing