Real talk, why are switch owners like this?

Real talk, why are switch owners like this?
Nintendofags didn't do this for the DS, wiiU etc, so why have so many faggots latched on to the switch?

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Because you're a faggot OP

They have no one else who loves them and being a switch gaymer is their identity.

>Real talk
the phrase"real talk" marks you as a wigger, but your ownership of the "nintendo switch" arks you as a bugman who would take a "selfie" with the "primal fear" open mouth expression and who has estrogen levels 5x the normal amount for males. Which one are you? Or, could you possibly be an elusive creature, such as the "wigger-bugman hybred?
Would you have a problem uploading your picture, solely for taxonomy purposes? You'd be making an immeasurable contribution to science. Thanks in advance!

Because the Switch is the "look at me, i'm such a dork gamer" console

why don't you play video games

>covered in fondant

Fucking gross

I've never done this with any gaming console

probably for internet points because thety are v.lonely

>Why isn't everyone more like me, a miserable fuck who can't find joy in anything

Look at how triggered you get.

I'm not white, black or a switch owner.

not video games

Because reddit wasn't as popular back then. This kind of stuff only happens because of reddit.

True, since switch has no games

When is nintendo gonna release a switch revision so I can dab on all these early adopters?
reddit wasn't popular in 2013? The fuck are you smoking?

'Kay then.

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Switch is more mainstream.

>hybred

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not video games

>shitting on people who are passionate about things
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Now that's what I call a beatdown.

this is just cherry picking fuck off

>passionate about things
If I was passionate about a game system I would be fucking playing it and not posting online about how much I love it.

>passionate about their bing bing wahoo machine
lol

OH NO NO NO NO NO...

I wish I had people who did nice things for me and cared. Fuck man.

>passionate about chink basket weaving forums
hmmmmm

>those cakes for people over the age of 18
>that one cake for the 40 year old
Yikes.

Imagine being 40 years old and your defining characteristic is playing video games.

>it's only ok when my high school bullies do it

At least he has people who care enough about him to get him a cake and celebrate his birthday.

Leddit just wasn't that famous back then.

Thats a lot of buzzwords

wigger hasn't been used as a thing in AGES

get with the meme times, GRANDPA!

>Samuel
>Lorenzo
>Juriaan
You can't make this up. Literally using welfare money to make snoy cakes.

Fondant is so gross. That cake probably tasted like ass.

>dozens of results from a simple Google images search is cherry picking
LOL stay mad, snoyboy.

Three obvious reasons:
1) Nintendo Switch marketed well with the showcase of games from two of the most beloved franchises in gaming. These games were also received remarkably well
2) Gaming culture as of today is extremely popular
3) The console looks unique. The DS design is dated. The Wii U was a box with a big portable touchpad controller. The Wii was a small rectangle with a standard tv remote-looking controller
The Switch is based around carrying it, whilst being able to play "powerful" games making it sort of "fashionable"
Also Odyssey and BOTW heavily relies on nostalgia which is very popular within fashion, design and culture in general as of late. This mixed with the trend of gaming culture is effective.

Is that cake batter on the screen

user I...

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i wonder how that yoshi tastes haha

Imma keep playing Nintendo tho

It's normalfags. Notice that Zelda, as well as Portal and Skyrim, has always been the go-to game that people who love pretending to be EPIC NURRDSxd latch onto. The switch had amazing marketing and Nintendo is the biggest nostalgia bait brand of the entire gaming market because it's so recognizable and "lovely", hence why pretenders jump on it.

The other ones are just your average brain damaged nintenbrony. Don't try to understand them.

What is it even made out of? Looks weirdly chalky

Cakes are gay who piechad here?

this makes me depressed
isnt that his old mother holding it?

really is this intentional ignorance to shitpost or are people such newfags they've never seen the plethora of "lel I'm a nuuuuurd" cakes and similar attention whoring? did everyone forget there's a child named dovahkiin who'll be like 8 soon?

Samuel is a non white name?

They say he gets redder every day

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This is worse than the OP.

Probably made by the OP

Why do I keep coming to this board expecting anything but the lowest common denominator of memes and retardary.