>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of evil
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Witcher 3
>"Evil is Evil. Lesser, greater, middling… Makes no difference. The degree is arbitrary. The definitions blurred. If I’m to choose between one evil and another… I’d rather not choose at all"
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause
ITT: times when vidya saved your ass
Logan Evans
Evan Watson
Evan James
>zoomer "literatur"
Jaxson Watson
based. ABSOLUTELY BASED
Nathaniel Thompson
>in philosophy
>professor asks me about the concept of evil
>put on the spot, start panicing,but remember a certain quote from DMC4
>"It was my assumption that those demons would prove far inferior in the face of your tactics."
>Another student stands up
>"You summon and kill! Summon and kill...I fail to see the logic here! Is sanity the price to pay...for power?"
>"Humans. They are but stubborn and foolish. It takes a journey to Hell for them to accept and praise their god...a fact that tickles irony's judgment."
>"Ha! And your judgments interest me not. For I am here to reclaim what is rightfully mine."
>"Yamato! That is what you seek! And that is why I wait in your path!"
>"Ha ha ha ha ha! You will fumble in your opposition of my quest...though I encourage! For an opportunity to battle a being of such grand delusion as you is a sweet fortune."
>he kills me
>professor looks stunned, the class gives him a round of applause
John Garcia
This thread always gets a chuckle out of me
Benjamin Baker
>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of evil
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from MGS
>"concept of evil? huh"
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause
Oliver Bennett
"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma" got me a round of applause once
Leo Wood
Name 1 (uno) game that would qualify as literature.
Pro-tip: you can't
Alexander Jones
>In PE class
>Teacher asks me why I couldn't finish the obstacle course
>"I guess I just never had the makings of a Varsity Athlete"
Nolan Rogers
>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of evil
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Halo 3
>"Fuck the covenant!"
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause
Michael King
>in philosophy
>professor asks me about the concept of evil
>put on the spot, start panicing,but remember a certain quote from Doom
>"You are big which means you have big guts RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR"
>Professor is disemboweled
Luke Edwards
>in final area
>Arisen asks me about the concept of the cycle
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from The Script
>"What is your purpose here, Arisen? If you sought to live you had naught but run and hide yourself away. But then, tell me, child of man... what does it mean to live in truth? To wage war against the passing days? To pray to the unseen for a few breaths more? To raise grand cities from stone, and spawn new life in turn? Mankind has done this, yes, and more. But is the tapestry you weave truly of your own design? Their kind is easy to fathom, they go on living from simple fear of death. But not mankind. Some welcome the end with arms outstretched, while others come to face death incarnate, arms in hand. I ask again, what is your purpose here Arisen? One path to your survival, lies in my defeat. Still my heart, and you stay the coming end. Another path before you... is to offer up that which you hold most dear. Abandon all delusions of control."
>Arisen looks stunned, his pawns give me a round of applause
Asher Long
Silent Hill 2
Nolan Foster
>professor calls on me for an answer
>damn you´re ugly
Alexander Walker
>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of love
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Jet Set Radio
>"UNDERSTAND, UNDERSTAND"
>"UNDERSTAND, UNDERSTAND"
>"UNDERSTAND, UNDERSTAND"
Owen Bennett
text games
Ian Peterson
>In philosophy
>Professor asks another student about the concept of darkness
>Student suddenly freaks out
>Professor tries to calm him down
>I tell him
>"Don't bother. Your voice can no longer reach him where he is. His heart belongs again to darkness! All worlds begin in darkness, and all so end. The heart is no different. Darkness sprouts within it, it grows, consumes it. Such is its nature. In the end, every heart returns to the darkness whence it came! You see, darkness is the heart's true essence."
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause, Student continues having a stroke.
Lincoln Bailey
>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of power
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from DMC3
>"I NEED MORE POWER"
>Professor looks motivated, class gives me a round of applause
Robert Anderson
>in history
>teacher is teaching ancient European history.
>Ace the class due to playing Age of Empires and gaining an interest in history as a result.
It's not so much a "saved my ass story" but shit was so cash.
Robert Edwards
YIKES
Daniel Stewart
>In philosophy
>Professor asks me what is a man
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote
>"A MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS, BUT ENOUGH TALK, HAVE AT YOU"
>Professor takes out his whip, class gives me a round of applause
Jackson Morales
yeah same thing happened to me but with the assassin's creed series
professor was stunned when I included in my report how in ancient egypt both male and female children learned together about feminism
James Baker
souls if you care about story
LUL
Eli Richardson
>FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK KIKES
>and then everyone clapped