ITT: Games featuring Mad Men star Christina Hendricks

IMAGINE

>fucks pakis

>"Have fun in school!"

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I wish I had boobs like that tbhfam

>look up
>She has said in interviews that she and her husband do not plan to have children

How the fuck can you marry this fertility goddess and not have at least 10 children at this point?

really dont like her.
Why did they chose this chub when we had a literal twintail goddess in previous one?
SJW "force the ugly" design?

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He's either a bonafide cuckold or she's his beard. Or maybe he's her beard. I refuse to believe she's not getting railed by someone outside the marriage.

Now this is disgusting.
does she know that she's not 20 anymore? Jesus, cover yourself woman, how do you manage to have tits that big that look bad?
she looks like a bodybuilder, really by this pic I would think its a tranny

Because her body would get rekt by the pregnancies, plus she's old.

She should let those puppers breathe a little more, but nigga you gay

what gaem is this OP

see, that anime woman has a good face. if the fat in her face would be proportional to her body, she would look disgusting like that bitch.also she would still be better if at a regular size.

>christina hendricks' breasts are still bigger than the in-game ones
shit character model desu

milk train simulator 2020

>all these fags focusing on a busted roastie
Posting a real Mommy.

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I would much rather have a younger woman over some fat old catlady that deludes herself. Ill leave her to you chubbychasers. That face is giving me nightmares

>Getting old
>Still hasn't shown tits

I wish they were real, not implants

I will boycott the game entirely if they don't include Jeanette and do her justice

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I'm sorry you're 15 and don't know what attractive women (instead of children) look like.

that one black mirror episode was ultra cringe
almost couldnt finish watching it because i saw what was going to happen

haha, sure thing. whatever helps you sweet at night, roastie.

What if canon is that Jeanette is the one killed?

They're real, homo.

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eh, that's some funny auto-correct

The weak should fear the strong.

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they are both ugly though.

FUCK CIS SCUM!
FUCK DRUMPH!
AND FUCK GENDERNORMS!

TING TING TING
*AHEM*

>circles hand over crotch
>slyly moves into the juggle
you just know shes a sexual predator in bed. she'll do things thatll turn you inside out

I'll take Ellie over the hag in a heartbeat.

This rivalry ain't going anywhere with BDH's pathetic excuse for milkers. Don't get me wrong, BDH is a better looking woman, but as far as mommy appeal goes, she's not getting anywhere near G-cups with Cs.

why does she look sad?

When will chestlets learn?

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you think she's into rimming?

honestly not trying to meme but those look too big and ridiculous

Me too, but I would never say no to tatas like that if the opportunity arose.

Rimming is a nigger fetish

She's a chestlet and has one of the biggest set of boobs in Hollywood beside her.

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dumb virgin prude

Then that's a cop-out and the game remains shit.

Séamus please, you're going to miss your boat to New York

>those look too big and ridiculous

>too big
>too big
>too big

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in before she's a tranny

>bitches need to have retarded tits to be mommy tier
the absolute state of (You)

Yikes, what's it like to be an ultra fag?

Then I will stop following the game and not even bother to pirate it, I won't even hate it I will be entirely indifferent to it's existence and give it no word of mouth
Also I will accuse the writers of sexually groping me at a fan convention 5 years ago on the twitter

shes the kind to have you lay on your stomach for a massage after a shower and then surprise rim you until shes licking up your spine dragging those fat gazongas with it

the_architect.jpg

It's that dress. Way too small for her. If she had a dress that actually fit, they'd look great.

unnnfff

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All redheads are sexual predators

that face is pretty manish
Maybe you get to fuck "her" at the end of a sidequest to help them transition with the assistance of an tzimisce antitribu

This.
More goth grills pls.

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>nobody in this thread will ever be this suave

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Isn't that the gross frog pose? The "nice meme well deserved" or something, pose?

Yes, they do. Breasts have been a symbol of fertility and motherhood for thousands of years. What separates a "mommy" from any other woman in your eyes? Being an old hag?

>milkiesfags shilling their sjw pozzed game with tits

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>a red-headed chick with DSL and big fucking fat tiddies is "SJW"
you guys are really looking for it everywhere

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Damn Sophie Turner looks like that?

honestly not trying to call you gay, but you are a faggot

i bet my ass Pierce is a bro
also best Bond

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They’re not look at her “modeling” shots when she was in her 20’s

>Breasts have been a symbol of fertility and motherhood for thousands of years.
You know what else is a symbol of fertility? Thicc thighs, the protrusion of a swollen belly, body fat. Bryce has all that on top of being an actually mommy.

>Bryce Dallas Howard
the patrician choice, what a milf

This

Based architect.

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Joan deserves a spinoff

>in her 20’s
I wonder why fag

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>that smug, thicc look on her face
Brah i want her to sit on my face.

i wish i knew what doujin this was from

There was an edit version of right where she was THICCER, anybody got it?

enjoy your butterface

High school

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Thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=L1zNwMrtWtA

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i found it

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cant I have one with the look of the left with the tits of the right?

Big, if true

>90's goth
Muh dick

Nope.
She's not even fat anymore.
She lost weight and went full goth.

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>Thicc thighs, the protrusion of a swollen belly, body fat.
Hendricks has all that and the milkers, bro, get over it. I already agreed with you that BDH is a better looking woman, but the milkers are critical for the mommy-factor.

The Architect would demolish your for desecrating the perfect balance of his art.

>you will never pay homage to the alpha mom

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Glad she still looks good.
She was my waifu when I was a kid watching Buffy.

ALPHA MOMMY

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She was in the first game too

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my nigga

Whats wrong with her face?

>Hendricks has all that and the milkers, bro, get over it.
Nah, Hendricks is the anti-mommy because she rejects it, she does not want kids because her career comes first. A real mommy wants and loves her kids. That's why BDH is better than her because she embraces the mommy. She balances the hard life of a mommy and a job. She is the Mommy.

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>that skin tone
Muh

youtu.be/abTK2A7NisU
hooktube.com/watch?v=abTK2A7NisU
hooktube.com/watch?v=54LsHF57I7A

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holy shit is that epic boobs girl? that takes me way the fuck back

Based boomer

>yea just slip the bra off for me
>and just show me the bits you dont like yea just touch em

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Yeah, she's always been really pale.

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No one gives a fuck if they actually have kids or not retard, it's a body-type. A kike stick like Gal Gadot has two kids, is she "mommy tier"?

Yup.
Turns out there's actually a fuckload of photos of her.

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Vampire mommies might be kinda scary...

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I'm 23 actually.
It's just my sister liked Buffy, got me into it and we watched it together.

>what size are they?
>34 GG
jesus fucking christ, what is it with women being gifted the world and still being unsatisfied?

Lovely navel

>No one gives a fuck if they actually have kids or not retard, it's a body-type.
WRONG, it's a lifestyle, faggot.

Just fuck off Yea Forums, discuss the game or go away. No, discussing how much you'd like to fuck some ugly wrinkly plastic hag is not discussing the game

this is like the intro to a porn clip lmfao

Imagine how old she is now

Did you fuck her?

>"I feel so self conscious with the way that I look"
>dumb bitch has a tattoo and 2 ugly face piercings
Women are stupid

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I don't get women sometimes.

No, but her being emo back then and constantly hugging and snuggling me gave me an emo fetish.

>take your top off for me please
>thats fantastic

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>this will be turned into sfm/blender
oh mommy

GOD I WANT TO BREED CHRISTINA HENDRICKS

IT'S NOT FAIR

Do Anglos really kiss their kids? No wonder they suffer from so much inbreeding if that's normal

Imagine being self conscious and reluctant to date because of your huge dick.

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>my breasts stop me from seeing guys I want to see
>you wont be able to breastfeed children
>ok thats fine

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Based fetish
That just makes it filthier and even hotter.

That's her husband, she married a Paki.

>waaaah my bob hurt my back
Why do these cunts never try exercising? It would strengthen their back AND cut down their breast size without expensive, invasive and irreversible surgery.

She can do the sultry voice too, watch her on Mad Men.

At least these pics will last forever.

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The man with the world's largest penis went gay because women wouldn't have sex with him.

Is this a redhead phenomenon because pic related. Just some random housewife with 4 kids.

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Not specifically.
Pic related, a 14 year old.

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It's a body type.

I was referring to body type

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>third clip girl says she doesn't like the attention her breasts attracts
>wears a low cut shirt
because by and large, women are lazy, society allows them to be. someone will pay for the things they want/need, someone will do what needs to be done to keep women around, its literally how babies are made, impressing women.

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For some reason redheads and women who paint their hair red have huge tits where I'm located. They also look like mommies because of it.
I don't really understand the relation but seems real.

And yet pureblood anglos look like goblins and hobbits. I don't believe for a second that they're white.

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pecs weigh more than tits but you dont see dudes complaining about it. women just make shit up, most womens backs hurt because they have fucked posture

>It's a body type.
Lifestyle. You don't go point at women and automatically assume she's a mommy. It's the body language, their tone, the way they think and speak.

Ah yes, if Yea Forums isn't discussing youtubers and ecelebs, they're instead discussing celebs.
Just nuke the board already.

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she and Chris Pratt in the second jurassic world movie were THE ideal high test couple, both of them looked so healthy and handsome in it, can only imagine how vigorous a love making session between them would be

I'm playing though VtM:B for the first time right now and holy shit, you guys were right, this is great.

But is the daddy dude in the white tux from the sequel's trailer really Lacroix? Doesn't look like him

Pecs aren't hanging, though.
The problem is that boobs throw you off balance if they are big enough.
It's like having to carry a bag in front of you.

We're discussing sex with moms. The celebs are incidental.

Is this satire or a porno? It's clearly not fucking genuine.

why would it be? makes no sense

Well first of all, just remember we are in the age of character face/body models, so if he was in the new game, he wouldn't look like he did in the old game, he'd look like some model.

Second, doubtful, because LaCroix is a fag and couldn't hold on to LA, let alone Seattle for 15 years.

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No, it's a fucking body type preference. When you see people reply to a picture of a woman with big tits with "MOMMY!" on here, do you think they're commenting on the woman's "lifestyle" or her fucking tits?

youre talking to a mentally ill redditor who needs everything to be deep and overblown when all we want is those fat mommy titties in our mouths

Y'all forgettin' Need For Speed: The Run?

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I will

Is she actually going to be in the game or is it just her likeness?

Fag.

I think everyone forgot about The Run. And NFS itself.

It's not him because he dies in every ending.